VerifiedStalin:
It’s pretty much a lock for a billion.

Nova15:
Fantastic Beasts: The secret of Dumbledore - 6/10.

The story was average but it was really dull. I was expecting it'll feature the legendary duel between Dumbledore and Grindelwald, well I'm so disappointed.

I am hoping WB will develop a Voldelmort origin story.
Atleast from his time at the orphanage, his jorney to becoming the dark wizard that he was and to when he tried to kill Harry Potter. This will be a story I'll really love to see made into a movie.

Calibrator:
The Northman


Joins the long list of movies I am bothered about watching to the end... The Batman is also on the list by the way.

Baddestguyp:
The [s]Northman 9/10

I wish we had more movies like this... unfortunately movies like this don't break box office records cos people want the usual dumb fun action

I went into this movie expecting something like the Vikings series or The Last Kingdom...but then I realized they were nothing alike...
This movie focuses more on realistic viking lore, their culture, traditions, beliefs, with realistic mostly UNCUT fight scenes , scenes of men dancing around fires, visions, etc
It follows a man with a quest for revenge...he lives and breathes for revenge and to fulfil his fate...
Even when he has the chance to live a happy life, he chooses his fate and vengeance over it...


The plot is nothing we haven't seen before...but what makes the impact is it's execution

The Cinematography is a masterpiece

The lore is one of the most realistic I've seen...the Norse culture, beliefs, language, etc
Add these with the character struggles and visions and interpretation...

The uncut fight scenes are wonderful...
Those who only appreciate fight scenes with 1 million cuts per fight won't understand me here....


Anyway that's a summary...no rubbish LGBTQ message or big budget action movie formula here ...


p.s: my expectations went down after one or two people here gave some kind of weird criticism of the movie here...[/s]

Gemineye:
Northman's hot piss abeg

abduleez1:
Mehn, na wa oo... Which Kain yeye wait be this one sef now....

So someone has to wait till September 21st before realistically having a chance to watch Jujutsu Kaisen 0. That's if Asians even pirate it sharpaly for we the global audience.

Purpl3:


Wait, movie that released since last year is still in theaters since?

abduleez1:
Mehn, na wa oo... Which Kain yeye wait be this one sef now....

So someone has to wait till September 21st before realistically having a chance to watch Jujutsu Kaisen 0. That's if Asians even pirate it sharpaly for we the global audience.

Purpl3:


Wait, movie that released since last year is still in theaters since?

VerifiedStalin:
**Firestarter**

Uninteresting, awkwardly shot, flat lighting, no suspense, no memorable scenes. This is the second film I've seen today with a script that feels like it's missing a lot of material. The third act sucked.

The film's Rotten Tomatoes score of 13 percent perfectly sums it up.

Baddestguyp:
summary: the movie is not for you...
Stick to Morbius or The Lost City

Gemineye:
all three are fat L(s)

Purpl3:


Wait, movie that released since last year is still in theaters since?

Baddestguyp:
wtf man...

This is just evil...
September ke

IbrahimMav:
The Northman (2022).......5/10

If you liked The Green Knight, you'll love this.

If you hated The Green Knight, you'll dislike this.

An hour too long because it's full of artsy nonsense.

Not my kind of movie.

Happy for those that enjoyed it though. Different strokes for different people.

Gemineye:
Northman's hot piss abeg

abduleez1:



Omo I taya sef. I don't understand Japanese release date style. Seems their release is synonymous to the old Hollywood release where a movie is still in theatres for six months or more.

abduleez1:


Not even out yet on Cinemas.

Beorn:



The rating was enough reason for me to avoid it. I'm glad I did.