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The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by Babapyro: 1:31pm On Jun 05, 2022
Last night I discussed ukraine-Russia conflict with my wife and she said Russia was just being unnecessarily paranoid and it had no right to oppose NATO expansion on it's border because Ukraine has the right to do whatever it wants.

A day later I took a very Sharp knife with me to bed.
This is how my wife reacted.

WIFE--------- what the hell are you doing with a knife in bed

ME---------nothing sweetheart I just feel like having one beside me today while we sleep.

WIFE---------are you kidding, I'm supposed to sleep near you when you're armed with a weapon,drop the knife elsewhere or go out.

ME----- The knife is mine and I can do whatever I want with it,you don't have anything to worry about,just sleep.

WIFE---- --how do you expect me to sleep when you're armed right beside me ,how do I know you won't stab me to death the minute I go to bed.

ME------- here is the thing baby,you DON'T.

WIFE-------went to the kitchen and grab an even bigger knife and Said I don't trust you and I'm going to defend myself either ways.

ME--:well now you know how Russia feels.

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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by Babapyro: 1:31pm On Jun 05, 2022
Whenever someone asks you why Russia is at war with ukraine tell them this story

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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by Alexk2(m): 1:46pm On Jun 05, 2022
So interesting but true.. Nonetheless, going to war with a woman is cowardice; Russia should've choose a better approach to handle the matter

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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by Babapyro: 1:52pm On Jun 05, 2022
Alexk2:
So interesting but true.. Nonetheless, going to war with a woman is cowardice; Russia should've choose a better approach to handle the matter
If Ukraine had a sensible leader,not a clown that has only being in politics for 4 years,all they have to do was ask for a security guarantee from Russia with china and turkey as a guarantor and desist from joining NATO and focus of joining EU.
What's the need for NATO when Russia can't ever invade you. How does a country join an antirussian alliance when it shares the same border and history with Russia

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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by Ishitinyourlife: 1:54pm On Jun 05, 2022
Babapyro:
Last night I discussed ukraine-Russia conflict with my wife and she said Russia was just being unnecessarily paranoid and it had no right to oppose NATO expansion on it's border because Ukraine has the right to do whatever it wants.

A day later I took a very Sharp knife with me to bed.
This is how my wife reacted.

WIFE--------- what the hell are you doing with a knife in bed

ME---------nothing sweetheart I just feel like having one beside me today while we sleep.

WIFE---------are you kidding, I'm supposed to sleep near you when you're armed with a weapon,drop the knife elsewhere or go out.

ME----- The knife is mine and I can do whatever I want with it,you don't have anything to worry about,just sleep.

WIFE---- --how do you expect me to sleep when you're armed right beside me ,how do I know you won't stab me to death the minute I go to bed.

ME------- here is the thing baby,you DON'T.

WIFE-------went to the kitchen and grab an even bigger knife and Said I don't trust you and I'm going to defend myself either ways.

ME--:well now you know how Russia feels.
I just reasoned this story and I swear it captures everything beautifully. You should have added that the husband has an history of violence too like ukraine did making trusting him impossible for the wife

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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by Elmojiid(m): 1:54pm On Jun 05, 2022
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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:02pm On Jun 05, 2022
Alexk2:
So interesting but true.. Nonetheless, going to war with a woman is cowardice; Russia should've choose a better approach to handle the matter

its needed to go to war with a woman, because the objective is NOT the woman, but the people who want to put a knife in her hand.

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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by godofuck231: 2:25pm On Jun 05, 2022
Alexk2:
So interesting but true.. Nonetheless, going to war with a woman is cowardice; Russia should've choose a better approach to handle the matter
think again , its foolish because its like going to war with a snake , you will not see her coming

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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by Kingsnairaland(m): 3:02pm On Jun 05, 2022
Alexk2:
So interesting but true.. Nonetheless, going to war with a woman is cowardice; Russia should've choose a better approach to handle the matter
study past events Russia did it diplomatically Ukraine refused to listen and usa refused to listen.

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Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by Babapyro: 3:04pm On Jun 05, 2022
I dondon't Care about this thread again for now, Fulani just killed 100 people in a church in Ondo state right now
Re: The Best Explanation Of Ukraine War Put Into A Real Life Context Btw Me And Wife by baralatie(m): 3:40pm On Jun 05, 2022
Elmojiid:
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