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How I Helped A Goat Today by Orgasmgiver123(op): 3:32pm On Jul 25, 2022
I was with a friend this morning, when i started hearing a distress bleat from his back yard, I quickly went to check what was happening, behold, it was a goat in labour ( one of the goats that terrorise my friend’s farm ). The kid was coming out with one hind limb. It was a case of Dystocia ( slow or difficult labour ). I quickly washed my hands throughly, i put two fingers inside the vagina and tried to locate the second hind limb, i then gently adjust the kid till the second hind limb was outside, i gradually pulled it until it was out fully. It was a bouncing baby buck. My friend was even sweating more than i was. Alaye nearly had heart attack, I just thank God they both survived.
The owner later came and she was asking how much her bill was, i just told her to shift jare. I did it because of my love for animals.
I will be there later This evening to administer some injections to them.


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Re: How I Helped A Goat Today by fman(m): 3:40pm On Jul 25, 2022
this your signature
orgasmgiver, portray negativity
Re: How I Helped A Goat Today by fman(m): 3:40pm On Jul 25, 2022
this your username
orgasmgiver, portray negativity
Re: How I Helped A Goat Today by Orgasmgiver123(op): 3:55pm On Jul 25, 2022
fman:
this your username
orgasmgiver, portray negativity
Lol
People who know me know my lifestyle is nothing close to my username
Re: How I Helped A Goat Today by fman(m): 4:02pm On Jul 25, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Lol
People who know me know my lifestyle is nothing close to my username
Sure. I believe you.
Re: How I Helped A Goat Today by Cypher45: 6:10pm On Jul 25, 2022
Op you no kick de goat with your rain boot, well am just joking you did a great job helping the goat.
Re: How I Helped A Goat Today by Orgasmgiver123(op): 6:25pm On Jul 25, 2022
Cypher45:
Op you no kick de goat with your rain boot, well am just joking you did a great job helping the goat.
Lol
If i try am, e go just swear for my ancestors
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