₦airaland Forum

egunna:
u hear shootings with ur eyes?na wao.this ur own pass be careful.

zedegit:
You hear with your eyes? Wonderful.

richard870:
The truth behind the recent happenings in the country will soon be out

Generalwoodz:
Ministers' Hill?
If the hill is bushy and got thick vegetation around then it's alright to argue that Boko Haram is already camped there and disguised as innocent herdsmen.
At this point, you may believe that they are already studying and reading the map to Aso Rock, and in a sole bid to understand the pathways to thread as they scheme grandly on coolest ways to strike.

If the hill is highly elevated, then without the use of binoculars they'd see BUHARI clad in traditional attires with a toothpick in his mouth as he strides springily to Za Oza room to share quality time with queen mother.

Then while he struggles to slip off the cowboy boxers that Murtala Mohammed gifted him and about to do you know, with queen mother suddenly... A violent "Allahu Akrba" takes charge of the air right inside the presidential bedroom.


A volley of intense gunfire erupts from different positions. Scattered Explosives go off uncontrolled.

Hysterical wails from the beautiful and comely Fulani female members of the residential rock could be clearly heard in the background. They're all running hitter thitter with their bone straight hairs billowing in the air-conditioned halls and their iPhone 13 forgotten. They've no Hijab on because in a moment of fright when death stares you bang in the eyes religion flees.

Now, the once immaculate, splendid, magical, and magnificent presidential palace is in utter ruins. A Chandelier frees from its grip and falls right on the Head of a sweet 16 granddaughter who just returned from a UK University. Fresh blood smears the white walls.

It's a tale of blood and souls. Presidential Souls dying in the same way poor thousands of Nigerian people across the lush vegetations of Southern Kaduna; the plateaus of Jos, the banks of Benue River, the rice farms of Ebonyi, the silent town of Owo, and the high ways of Abuja Kaduna died.

It'll take a Rambo to rescue the GCFR.

RevolverOcelot:
We need the government to do something before it's too late ooo!

RealBae:
Dey don use agbado and cassava oil wash this one brain
Keep having sleepless night where Igbo’s dey as if they are the cause of your miserable life
Ozuo

Racoon:
Mitch! Same way they denied the killing of the brigade of guards soldiers in Kubwa/Bwari area. Anything denied by this useless govt is true.

Racoon:
Mitch! Same way they denied the killing of the brigade of guards soldiers in Kubwa/Bwari area. Anything denied by this useless govt is true.

Eriokanmi:
They're advancing to aso villa gradually to pick bubu cos whatever bandits/boko haram/militiamen/fulani herdsmen have set their minds to do, they must achieve it . They're not afraid of death anyways. Na our politicians no wan die. I guess they'd branch at the national assembly complex to say hi to our federal lawmakers too . I wish I could remember the moniker who attacked me here some months back when I said abuja was time bomb. He said abuja was secure and very safe, that these evil men would find the FCT difficult to penetrate. Now they're there live and direct.

This isn't the Nigeria of our deream. Tinubu and the apc must be held responsible. This isn't about pilitics but a reality. They've failed woefully. You don't promise the people what you know you cannot deliver,just because you want to grab power. We warned Tinubu but he defied our warnings

treesun:
Believe Government at your own peril!

Atarakpa:
E don cast everybody go chop breakfast......Minister hill very close to ait and raypower FM. All Abuja politicians should remain in Abuja. And all those governors and local govt chairmen ruling his people from Abuja should also remain in Abuja as well

RevolverOcelot:
We need the government to do something before it's too late ooo!

Kwanza:
https://twitter.com/FCT_PoliceNG/status/1552278666150813696?t=RNmn84onSwBG0gBpTrXoiA&s=19[/quote]Bubu cannot successfully hand over this government..he will be busted!

Guyman need to return home

If they stage his demise, they would have issues with either the wifes body language or Nigerians generally!

They now want to arrange his kidnap...

Then hand over to the military which is now an extension of senior boko Haram officers.... At this point, the likes of Peter obi has to go on exile..... Even his properties will not be guaranteed... Then power will be nicodemusly given to the north....

Just passing though.

Eriokanmi:
They're advancing to aso villa gradually to pick bubu cos whatever bandits/boko haram/militiamen/fulani herdsmen have set their minds to do, they must achieve it . They're not afraid of death anyways. Na our politicians no wan die. I guess they'd branch at the national assembly complex to say hi to our federal lawmakers too . I wish I could remember the moniker who attacked me here some months back when I said abuja was time bomb. He said abuja was secure and very safe, that these evil men would find the FCT difficult to penetrate. Now they're there live and direct.

This isn't the Nigeria of our deream. Tinubu and the apc must be held responsible. This isn't about pilitics but a reality. They've failed woefully. You don't promise the people what you know you cannot deliver,just because you want to grab power. We warned Tinubu but he defied our warnings

Racoon:
Mitch! Same way they denied the killing of the brigade of guards soldiers in Kubwa/Bwari area. Anything denied by this useless govt is true.

Christistruth00:
Let the Air force be on 24/7 duty

and gather all the intelligence you can with Aerial and phone network surveillance

papapchi:
The cabals are testing the waters for their final plot to whisk away the impostor in Aso rock before the tenue of late Buhari expired. I don't blame them though because Nigeria citizens are nothing but the most docile set of humans I have ever come across.

Racoon:
Mitch! Same way they denied the killing of the brigade of guards soldiers in Kubwa/Bwari area. Anything denied by this useless govt is true.

Eriokanmi:
They're advancing to aso villa gradually to pick bubu cos whatever bandits/boko haram/militiamen/fulani herdsmen have set their minds to do, they must achieve it . They're not afraid of death anyways. Na our politicians no wan die. I guess they'd branch at the national assembly complex to say hi to our federal lawmakers too . I wish I could remember the moniker who attacked me here some months back when I said abuja was time bomb. He said abuja was secure and very safe, that these evil men would find the FCT difficult to penetrate. Now they're there live and direct.

This isn't the Nigeria of our deream. Tinubu and the apc must be held responsible. This isn't about pilitics but a reality. They've failed woefully. You don't promise the people what you know you cannot deliver,just because you want to grab power. We warned Tinubu but he defied our warnings