₦airaland Forum

Farfalla:
So in summary the Zulu king isn't the alpha mail he's portraying himself to be, eh?
A local Maasai man would use a spear or a cudgel... for real. No exaggeration.
About Val Kilmer, you do know the man eaters of Tsavo were maneless unlike those portrayed in the movie? If they were men they'd be beardless.

Seriously though, unless one's life is in danger, I do not support the killing of wild animals. Lions in particular are already an endangered species. Remember Cecil?

Yeah I read somewhere the guy in the story (like most of us do) kept embellishing the details. Apparently one of the lions from it skull had some sort of advanced jaw infection so humans the weakest animals of all, where the only prey it could go after.

As to the masai, thats why I was quoting h rider haggard. His classic books feature er noble savage warriors from East and South Africa. Like umslopogaas of Jada the lily and Allan quatermain.

GloriousGbola:
just say you watched idris elba in beasts

so this is the path to your knickers

The path to my knickers is not a complicated one. A man just needs to;
1. Be an Idris Elba lookalike.
2. Have Dangote's money.
3. Strictly have no kids, but should accept my 3 kids (from 2 baby daddies) as his own.
4. Be a God-fearing atheist.
5. Bring a lot to the table - pick me up from Ajegunle and ferry me to Banana Island where it will be his responsibility to clean me up.
6. Have zero body count but be a stallion in bed.
7. Be over 6 ft tall.
8. Be a fitness enthusiast.
9. Have 3 degrees - in Actuarial Science, Aviation and Geospatial Engineering. (No social sciences nor pedagogy degrees allowed).
10. Be able to speak at least 3 European languages.
11. Lest I forget, he should be below 28 years of age.

See? I'm very practical. Very logical.

Speaking of Idris....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWDelupN9zw

Farfalla:
The path to my knickers is not a complicated one. A man just needs to;
1. Be an Idris Elba lookalike.
2. Have Dangote's money.
3. Strictly have no kids, but should accept my 3 kids (from 2 baby daddies) as his own.
4. Be a God-fearing atheist.
5. Bring a lot to the table - pick me up from Ajegunle and ferry me to Banana Island where it will be his responsibility to clean me up.
6. Have zero body count but be a stallion in bed.
7. Be over 6 ft tall.
8. Be a fitness enthusiast.
9. Have 3 degrees - in Actuarial Science, Aviation and Geospatial Engineering. (No social sciences nor pedagogy degrees allowed).
10. Be able to speak at least 3 European languages.
11. Lest I forget, he should be below 28 years of age.

See? I'm very practical. Very logical.

Speaking of Idris....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWDelupN9zw

Was looking to the I'm An XL meme. Didn't realise you are way ahead of me

GloriousGbola:
Yeah I read somewhere the guy in the story (like most of us do) kept embellishing the details. Apparently one of the lions from it skull had some sort of advanced jaw infection so humans the weakest animals of all, where the only prey it could go after.

As to the masai, thats why I was quoting h rider haggard. His classic books feature er noble savage warriors from East and South Africa. Like umslopogaas of Jada the lily and Allan quatermain.

Yes, another theory was that there was a plague which greatly reduced the population of herbivorous animals hence the need for those lions to target sleeping humans.

As to the masai, thats why I was quoting h rider haggard. His classic books feature er noble savage warriors from East and South Africa. Like umslopogaas of Jada the lily and Allan quatermain.

I remember reading King Solomon's Mines and other Victorian literature works while in school. I should seriously look for these books and add them to my collection.

Farfalla:
Yes, another theory was that there was a plague that reduced the population of herbivorous animals hence their need to target sleeping humans.

I remember reading King Solomon's Mines and other Victorian literature works while in school. I should seriously look for these books and add them to my collection.

so er. . .

rather than do all these alpha males who are actually just outsourcing masculinity lord faqward style - come to the real deal. me too i am an XL [waist]

why die or get maimed for the chick [in a fight to the death (Sanchi)]. when you can pay someone to do the dying for you - modern capitalism yo!

when men are men and women are won by those who can send other to do the man's work

so leave that weakass king and come to where its at the logical man with the XXL

Farfalla:
I remember reading King Solomon's Mines and other Victorian literature works while in school. I should seriously look for these books and add them to my collection.

the great thing is that all classical literature is in the public domain, so you can literally google and download the books in pdf or epub format without stealing them

you can also reread the book with the greatest SIMP of all time, my man charles darnay who died so the husband of the chick who no gree for am could live. an even sorrier story than severus snape - who had to protect the son of the guy who bullied him and chanced him of the only woman he ever loved .

GloriousGbola:
so er. . .

rather than do all these alpha males who are actually just outsourcing masculinity lord faqward style - come to the real deal. me too i am an XL [waist]

why die or get maimed for the chick [in a fight to the death (Sanchi)]. when you can pay someone to do the dying for you - modern capitalism yo!

when men are men and women are won by those who can send other to do the man's work

so leave that weakass king and come to where its at the logical man with the XXL

Leave me alone and check yourself into Yaba Left...!

GloriousGbola:
the great thing is that all classical literature is in the public domain, so you can literally google and download the books in pdf or epub format without stealing them.

Or I'll walk into a bookshop and buy the actual books. I'm that conservative.

you can also reread the book with the greatest SIMP of all time, my man charles darnay who died so the husband of the chick who no gree for am could live. an even sorrier story than severus snape - who had to protect the son of the guy who bullied him and chanced him of the only woman he ever loved

A Tale of Two Cities.
I think Sidney Carton was the GSOAT (greatest SIMP of all time), while Darnay (the one who was to be initially executed) was the desired one?

The simp didn't die in vain though. The alpha/the chosen one and his "soulmate" named their son after him - Carton. Don't you just love these Victorian era love stories?

Farfalla:
Or I'll walk into a bookshop and buy the actual books. I'm that conservative.



Tale of Two Cities.
I think Sidney Carton was the GSOAT (greatest SIMP of all time), while Darnay (the one who was to be initially executed) was the desired one?

The simp didn't die in vain though. The alpha/the chosen one and his "soulmate" named their son after him - Carton. Don't you just love these Victorian era love stories?

my bad, i don old and i am getting my wires crossed

can't even pretend to be an intellectual again

GloriousGbola:
my bad, i don old and i am getting my wires crossed

No wahala. It happens even to me.

Farfalla:
The path to my knickers is not a complicated one. A man just needs to;
1. Be an Idris Elba lookalike.
2. Have Dangote's money.
3. Strictly have no kids, but should accept my 3 kids (from 2 baby daddies) as his own.
4. Be a God-fearing atheist.
5. Bring a lot to the table - pick me up from Ajegunle and ferry me to Banana Island where it will be his responsibility to clean me up.
6. Have zero body count but be a stallion in bed.
7. Be over 6 ft tall.
8. Be a fitness enthusiast.
9. Have 3 degrees - in Actuarial Science, Aviation and Geospatial Engineering. (No social sciences nor pedagogy degrees allowed).
10. Be able to speak at least 3 European languages.
11. Lest I forget, he should be below 28 years of age.

See? I'm very practical. Very logical.

Speaking of Idris....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWDelupN9zw

Ah ah, all these questions.

Are you a virgin? What do you bring to the table?

folake4u:
Ah ah, all these questions.

Are you a virgin? What do you bring to the table?

I AM the table Folake.

folake4u:
Ah ah, all these questions.

Are you a virgin? What do you bring to the table?

Something wey bring all the Bobo to the yard recognize say e pass ya own
She fit show you the way but you go pay

Farfalla:
I AM the table Folake.

Table shaker, I trust you.

GloriousGbola:
Something wey bring all the Bobo to the yard recognize say e pass ya own
She fit show you the way but you go pay

Lmao. I nor mind oh,I go pay for mentoring session.

Na only brezz I kuku dey bring to the table sef.

folake4u:
Lmao. I nor mind oh,I go pay for mentoring session.

Na only brezz I kuku dey bring to the table sef.

Okay start from here



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4

GloriousGbola:
Okay start from here



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4

Thank you .

Farfalla:


Leave me alone and check yourself into Yaba Left...!

Beast is out - sexy daddy idris Elba fighting lions.

All farfalla's boxes checked

Thank me later

GloriousGbola:
Beast is out - sexy daddy idris Elba fighting lions.

All farfálla's boxes checked

Thank me later

Idris Elba fighting lions. Alpha vs Alpha. Perfect aphrodisiac!

That aside, "real men" don't need to run away from lions. See how it's done...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc