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Fun Fact:

Do you know, the world's most secured, funded and spacious state-of-the-art retirement home for the elderly is located in Nigeria?

Don't let anyone fool you, it is right here at the center of our very country and is located in the FCT, in Asokoro Abuja.

This is where the sickly old retire, and the only requirement to qualify is you have to be over 70yrs, sick, entitled and you must be from a specific section of the country too, also your religion is a factor too.

So, what are you waiting for? Get old quickly and even you might stand a chance of enjoying this establishment.

NOTE:

Applications are only conducted once every four years.

MODIFY:

Seems people don't understand the twist. This "Home" is the Presidential Villa, in Aso Rock Abuja.

i didnt even knew something like that is in nigeria....

nigeria is full of institutions....

i tut elderly people stay with their relatives....
you can get broadband internet in many places....

nigeria is more advanced than most nigerians think....

if you consider the start we had compared to developed nations....

A place TINUBU and his CO should have hide their dirty faces since we live in a country where many are above the law and it has become a safe haven for crooks who call themselves business, elder statesmen [ObJ] and politicians
But no, TINUBU wants to be president
Since the people of Lagos where foolish enough to let him manipulate them, he wants to try his chances with the whole country

TollMind:
A place TINUBU and his CO should have hide their dirty faces since we live in a country where many are above the law and it has become a safe haven for crooks who call themselves business, elder statesmen [ObJ] and politicians
But no, TINUBU wants to be president
Since the people of Lagos where foolish enough to let him manipulate them, he wants to try his chances with the whole country

what has this news got to do with TINUBU....??

you can even rent professional bodyguards in nigeria....

tsdarkside:
what has this news got to do with TINUBU....??

A lot
Since this present administration is make the hard working Nigerians lives a living hell and TINUBU in full confidence is coming up to demand for the mantle of leadership after the calamity he helped ushered into power 2015, I would always drank his name in the mud, cause I hate rubbish

tsdarkside:
nigeria is full of institutions....

i tut elderly people stay with their relatives....
you can get broadband internet in many places....

nigeria is more advanced than most nigerians think....

if you consider the start we had compared to developed nations....

Baba I thought the joke is obvious.... The Presidential villa is the "Home for elderly". I home you understand now?

TollMind:
A place TINUBU and his CO should have hide their dirty faces since we live in a country where many are above the law and it has become a safe haven for crooks who call themselves business, elder statesmen [ObJ] and politicians
But no, TINUBU wants to be president
Since the people of Lagos where foolish enough to let him manipulate them, he wants to try his chances with the whole country

And that is where Tinubu and co. are vying to go now? Understand the humour now? The presidential villa is the home for sick and elderly. Thank you.

LocalStandard1:
And that is where Tinubu and co. are vying to go now? Understand the humour now? The presidential villa is the home for sick and elderly. Thank you.

You’re sick, very sick
Because how can a mentally stable human being be routine for an unstable person who’s health and mental state is unstable.
And you’re proud and openly saying you don’t care if they turn a public building built with public funds from the sweat of the masses, jeopardizing the future of this nation cause of your greed, it’s either you’re not a Nigerian or you’re not just sick you’re evil

This coming elections would show number of mentality ill persons we have in this country, it would be a psychological evaluation for the nation

TollMind:
You’re sick, very sick
Because how can a mentally stable human being be routine for an unstable person who’s health and mental state is unstable.
And you’re proud and openly saying you don’t care if they turn a public building built with public funds from the sweat of the masses, jeopardizing the future of this nation cause of your greed, it’s either you’re not a Nigerian or you’re not just sick you’re evil

This coming elections would show number of mentality ill persons we have in this country, it would be a psychological evaluation for the nation

Individual, calm down. You have nothing to prove on a faceless forum. First, you didn't get the joke. Second, even after I explained it to you you're still oblivious of the parody.

Calm down and assimilate an info, am on your side.

LocalStandard1:
Individual, calm down. You have nothing to prove on a faceless forum. First, you didn't get the joke. Second, even after I explained it to you you're still oblivious of the parody.

Calm down and assimilate an info, am on your side.

I got the joke, but the mental thought of having that man Tinubu be the president, and as a hard working Nigerian, it was too expensive, it wasn’t funny anymore

Sorry I change hand for you