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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Thesaint141(m): 9:26pm On Sep 14, 2022
compton11:
If u know u know grin grin

I
Oga, u do dis one.
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by hakeemhakeem(m): 9:26pm On Sep 14, 2022
Chaos14:
Wetin be butt fuchs that photograpger is wicked

holding wood
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Kellie069(m): 9:27pm On Sep 14, 2022
Uk and their funny names ..

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by SouthSouth1914: 9:27pm On Sep 14, 2022
Sand
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Sunnypan: 9:28pm On Sep 14, 2022
JONATHAN WOODGATE

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Beverlyjean(f): 9:28pm On Sep 14, 2022
Kingpele:
The blind got me, how can one gave birth to a child and decided to call him blind ,well what can I say we even have blind BAtinimuses in Nigeria, supporting a sick old man to be a president of a complex country like NIGERIA

Its pronounced bleend
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by arantess: 9:29pm On Sep 14, 2022
Tokskob2008:

Peter Rufai was nick named Dodo..
dodomanyana
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Elidrisy20: 9:32pm On Sep 14, 2022
Yobo
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Alajiki(m): 9:32pm On Sep 14, 2022
Kingpele:
The blind got me, how can one gave birth to a child and decided to call him blind ,well what can I say we even have blind BAtinimuses in Nigeria, supporting a sick old man to be a president of a complex country like NIGERIA

A sick old man is better than a serial liar. grin

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by kunleiky(m): 9:34pm On Sep 14, 2022
TimmyTen:
John Dick

Johnny, Don’t be a dick! Well, this is extraordinarily amusing, John played more than 250 games for Arsenal during the mid 1900 ‘s. In an extremely well-known article, a daily newspaper in London printed the headline saying “ARSENAL TO PLAY TOMORROW WITH DICKS OUT“. As hilarious as it might sound, it went ahead to be a huge joke, which wasn’t forgotten for a long time!
So hilarious grin
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Danniedpastor(m): 9:35pm On Sep 14, 2022
TimmyTen:
John Dick

Johnny, Don’t be a dick! Well, this is extraordinarily amusing, John played more than 250 games for Arsenal during the mid 1900 ‘s. In an extremely well-known article, a daily newspaper in London printed the headline saying “ARSENAL TO PLAY TOMORROW WITH DICKS OUT“. As hilarious as it might sound, it went ahead to be a huge joke, which wasn’t forgotten for a long time!

That headline has become a reference point for mass communication students.

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by kunleiky(m): 9:35pm On Sep 14, 2022
Tywo2018:
Drink Water
Arizabalaga
Azipilicueta
grin undecided
That second name ehn. It is a pure Yoruba statement
Ariza balaga meaning Ariza is now an adolescent

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by hakeemhakeem(m): 9:36pm On Sep 14, 2022
Kingpele:
The blind got me, how can one gave birth to a child and decided to call him blind ,well what can I say we even have blind BAtinimuses in Nigeria, supporting a sick old man to be a president of a complex country like NIGERIA

Blind in Dutch mean protective
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by enoch273: 9:37pm On Sep 14, 2022
This is so hilarious grin meanwhile enjoy 1500 discounts off shopping oraimo rock earbuds from oraimo eShop.

Re: Footballers With Funny Names by tuzle(m): 9:39pm On Sep 14, 2022
Kingpele:
The blind got me, how can one gave birth to a child and decided to call him blind ,well what can I say we even have blind BAtinimuses in Nigeria, supporting a sick old man to be a president of a complex country like NIGERIA
that blind may mean something else in their language
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Banbanna(m): 9:39pm On Sep 14, 2022
Buffon which sounds Buffoon in English nko?

And former Newcastle player, Vernon Anita
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by kunleiky(m): 9:40pm On Sep 14, 2022
What about Eden Hazard?
grin
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Ofemmanu1: 9:44pm On Sep 14, 2022
abumeinben:
Rat Cook Rice
Na Ratatouille Cartoon? grin
You remind me of the phuckin Cook of a Rat.

Indomie generation won't still know that cartoon.

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by kunleiky(m): 9:45pm On Sep 14, 2022
gentlesmithugo:
What of sand
Indomie generation will not know him
A Danish player then
Who remembers there is this chewing gum that we get these footballers stickers then?

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Juanmike(m): 9:45pm On Sep 14, 2022
TalkTalkTwins:
omo this thread boring shaa undecided

Football as a whole is boring, why would I sit down for 90 minutes watching 22 adults kick a ball into nets? I have better things to do with my life as a guy.
You are gay that's why.

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Stargangz: 9:45pm On Sep 14, 2022
Tenses:
How can you forget the player called Sand from Denmark that knocked Nigeria out of the world cup
Yes o, u don tey o agbafiriyoyo grin That Ebbe Sand na baller, ever the almighty Taribo is helpless, how time flies.

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by 9zcollins(m): 9:49pm On Sep 14, 2022
Buzzapper:
Footballers with Funny names
you missed to include....Cash

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Streetdreamx(m): 9:51pm On Sep 14, 2022
Robert song
Ji sun park
Son
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Swallowurspit(m): 9:52pm On Sep 14, 2022
Inspirational names

Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Passionate888: 9:56pm On Sep 14, 2022
Butt fuch! Holding Wood
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by vicfajeze: 9:56pm On Sep 14, 2022
What about mr snake that plays for Snake Island Fc Lagos?
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Passionate888: 9:57pm On Sep 14, 2022
Streetdreamx:
Robert song
Ji sun park
Son

No player is named 'Robert' Song

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by iezeiyida(m): 9:59pm On Sep 14, 2022
Papastathopoulous grin

He is a Greece professional footballer.

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by idiagbo86(m): 10:05pm On Sep 14, 2022
Ngolo ..
I learnt ngolo means penis in one northern language.
Penis kante
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Edun00700: 10:11pm On Sep 14, 2022
Cameron player Rigobert Song Bahanag
Passionate888:


No player is named 'Robert' Song
Re: Footballers With Funny Names by mayorofyentown(m): 10:16pm On Sep 14, 2022
Kingpele:
The blind got me, how can one gave birth to a child and decided to call him blind ,well what can I say we even have blind BAtinimuses in Nigeria, supporting a sick old man to be a president of a complex country like NIGERIA
its not pronounced as blind(not seeing)

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Re: Footballers With Funny Names by amodujames(m): 10:18pm On Sep 14, 2022
Wolfgang Wolf
David Seaman
Danny Invincible
Milan Fukal
Daniel Killer
Mosquito
Argelico bleeps
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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