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SamuelTaiw0:
I never see money wey rider go pay wey go allow me go that Festac. Everything is wrong about that place.

Lol, e get reason why we always stick on the island especially we that stays on the island.
But if u need fat dashboards you need to go anywhere belle face, wahala just plenty for mainland any money wey I no see for Ajah, Chevron, lekki, oniru, vi and ikoyi no be until I go mainland I go see am.
Traps just full everywhere for mainland plus one ways wahala, touts and police harassments.

The truth is everybody is plying place they are comfortable with. I don't like island, I would rather stick to my mainland jeje.
Ikorodu ❌
Epe❌
Anything after ago palace way❌

Money we dey ikeja and evirons is enough.

Gentlelife50:
Lol, e get reason why we always stick on the island especially we that stays on the island.
But if u need fat dashboards you need to go anywhere belle face, wahala just plenty for mainland any money wey I no see for Ajah, Chevron, lekki, oniru, vi and ikoyi no be until I go mainland I go see am.
Traps just full everywhere for mainland plus one ways wahala, touts and police harassments.

Abeg

lanrexdo:
The truth is everybody is plying place they are comfortable with. I don't like island, I would rather stick to my mainland jeje.
Ikorodu ❌
Epe❌
Anything after ago palace way❌

Money we dey ikeja and evirons is enough.

Yeah, I guess you stay on the mainland right?
Let mainland peeps take care of that side, you people should not be coming to our island.

Rhyah:
Good afternoon...

Any driver who stays in Magboro and willing to do pickup and drop-off for me at Aguda Surulere?
Item is as attached and it's detachable

Pickup at your time and drop-off anytime this Saturday or Sunday when ever your ride brings you towards Surulere
Budget: 4k

Magboro to Aguda is 1:30 minutes and you want to pay 4k for that load?

Gentlelife50:
Lol, e get reason why we always stick on the island especially we that stays on the island.
But if u need fat dashboards you need to go anywhere belle face, wahala just plenty for mainland any money wey I no see for Ajah, Chevron, lekki, oniru, vi and ikoyi no be until I go mainland I go see am.
Traps just full everywhere for mainland plus one ways wahala, touts and police harassments.

Na so lastma idiot with a towing can and iron spikes wan Bleep up today. My car did somehow, I had to pull over under bridge immediately after dat lawma smelling spot (once u join 3MB from Osborne Rd. In a flash, they blocked me.
I tried explaining to them why I stopped, maybe they thought I wanted to drop off rider. The lastma guy was putting his hand to open my passenger door ( na pepper spray I go buy for such intrusion). Next thing, na full reverse to get enough space. He was recording his head not my car. The way I fire the engine no be person tell Dem to get out of my way. I no dey like comot island again.

SamuelTaiw0:
Finally people, I have a car for the hustle. (A Camry 2005)
My partner is also on this platform but I think he likes to be anonymous and I'll leave it that way.

Anyways it feels good to finally realise this but there are lots of tasks ahead. What may seem impossible, actually is possible with God.

I should have gone for inspection by now if not for some bike men that rammed the car from the back, dented the bumper and broke the left rear light.

I was just driving o jeje with my partner in the vehicle with me when one bike just faced one way while overtaking with speed. I had to slam the brakes so I won't kill him. If I hadn't, God knows what we'll be saying today, at that, like four bikes that were very close hit the car from behind damaging the left rear light and causing a serious damage to the paint on the bumper and the guy that caused it ran away.

My partner had to even had to buy bumper for one stupid bikeman like that who won't let us go. I should have activated hoodlum mode but I just weak that afternoon.

I bought the rear light yestetday, (quite expensive but I had help from a good Samaritan) it's fixed then remains the painting of bumper. Thought I'd be able to do that today but all of them are saying tomorrow morning, so tomorrow Monday morning, I believe I will do it and then go for inspection.

Someone said 25k lol. One painter at Festac said 7k last. But Omo, I no get money. I just hope I'd get someone to do it at say 5k tomorrow at first gate Agidingbi. One guy already said I should bring it but we never talk price.


I would have switched to Indriver but they won't accept a temporary license (I've been processing my license for almost a year now.) Took JTB form thrice now, 3 months each and the license is not yet out still processing. Bolt had been my saving grace. But I don't know if any one knows what I can do to get on Indriver with my temporary license. I don't want to stick to bolt alone. Anything can happen.


I want to thank and appreciate people who advised me, loaned me money, who were available at every time I needed someone to talk to:

PEARL
FELICITY
GLITHRONIX
LUSH 100
READADREAM
YEYEGBAMI

and every other person. This thread has been and will continue to be of huge benefit.

Thanks Everyone.

Hi bro! Please I'm in need of a car for Uber. If you have any links, please connect me.

Thanks

Pls who knows what I can use for killing cockroaches. Small ones especially. They're just too much in this car

Sniper over the night and that is all. They will all die.

SamuelTaiw0:
Pls who knows what I can use for killing cockroaches. Small ones especially. They're just too much in this car

I had the issue before and i used GREENLEAF insecticide. just pour it in strategic corners in the car overnight and you should see a lot of dead roaches in the morning. You can get it to buy in traffic.......

SamuelTaiw0:
Pls who knows what I can use for killing cockroaches. Small ones especially. They're just too much in this car

Same hear oo cockroaches full for my car sef ..

lanrexdo:
Sniper over the night and that is all. They will all die.

Thanks. I'll buy sniper.

lanre2009:
I had the issue before and i used GREENLEAF insecticide. just pour it in strategic corners in the car overnight and you should see a lot of dead roaches in the morning. You can get it to buy in traffic.......

Okay. I'll look out for it

SamuelTaiw0:
Thanks. I'll buy sniper.

If you must use sniper , please mix it with water well well. The greenleaf is a better option sha.

SamuelTaiw0:
Thanks. I'll buy sniper.

Use greenleaf, sniper can damage your interior

Gentlelife50:
Yeah, I guess you stay on the mainland right?
Let mainland peeps take care of that side, you people should not be coming to our island.

Gone are those days, wey island get the market. Mainlander wey dey go hustle for island sef dey find wahala, na una sabi una no go area.

Everywhere sand sand and water, phase one and their interlock.

Indriver will make you know all lagos shortcuts, if you know shortcuts that can be useful to other drivers please drop them.

If not for shortcut, i for sleep inside isolo road traffic on sunday night. people wey wan climb the bridge from mushin blocked everywhere.

mejai:
Na so lastma idiot with a towing can and iron spikes wan Bleep up today. My car did somehow, I had to pull over under bridge immediately after dat lawma smelling spot (once u join 3MB from Osborne Rd. In a flash, they blocked me.
I tried explaining to them why I stopped, maybe they thought I wanted to drop off rider. The lastma guy was putting his hand to open my passenger door ( na pepper spray I go buy for such intrusion). Next thing, na full reverse to get enough space. He was recording his head not my car. The way I fire the engine no be person tell Dem to get out of my way. I no dey like comot island again.

Na so, you represented us well.
I went to okokomaiko the other day, on my way back trying to connect Igbo elerin road they said I did one way.
I was just shocked because I saw bikes, korokpe and danfos passing even as they blocked me.
Before you know it one of the touts in mofti tried to open my door I jejely central locked in his presence, they kept telling me to wind down I was like can't you stop the other guys?
Since they didn't want to let me go I put reverse and came with full speed the foolish guy put the spike and run I climbed it because I will prefer to go buy another tire than dash one useless tout in uniform money fortunately for me nothing happened to any of my tire.
Same day at igando I parked in front of one plaza just after the walk way before you know it some useless touts in uniform just appeared from nowhere and was telling me I did wrong parking I tried explaining to them that I only wanted get food at an eatery just some blocks away, they started asking me useless question like have I been cautioned before bla bla bla.
Since already knew where they are headed I jump into my car and my rider was still with them trying to beg I told him to enter the car or leave him thier and jaa.
As soon as he got into the car I sped off and join the last lane, they were beckoning on someone who seems to be thier boss or superior.
That one came to my side since there was traffic and slow movement hitting my car I didn't even do as if anybody was there, that was how I turn to ikotun road and jaa again.

I am sure Feli will be proud of me

YeyeGbami:
Gone are those days, wey island get the market. Mainlander wey dey go hustle for island sef dey find wahala, na una sabi una no go area.

Everywhere sand sand and water, phase one and their interlock.

Dey do your mainland and leave our traffic island for us

Gentlelife50:
Na so, you represented us well.
I went to okokomaiko the other day, on my way back trying to connect Igbo elerin road they said I did one way.
I was just shocked because I saw bikes, korokpe and danfos passing even as they blocked me.
Before you know it one of the touts in mofti tried to open my door I jejely central locked in his presence, they kept telling me to wind down I was like can't you stop the other guys?
Since they didn't want to let me go I put reverse and came with full speed the foolish guy put the spike and run I climbed it because I will prefer to go buy another tire than dash one useless tout in uniform money fortunately for me nothing happened to any of my tire.
Same day at igando I parked in front of one plaza just after the walk way before you know it some useless touts in uniform just appeared from nowhere and was telling me I did wrong parking I tried explaining to them that I only wanted get food at an eatery just some blocks away, they started asking me useless question like have I been cautioned before bla bla bla.
Since already knew where they are headed I jump into my car and my rider was still with them trying to beg I told him to enter the car or leave him thier and jaa.
As soon as he got into the car I sped off and join the last lane, they were beckoning on someone who seems to be thier boss or superior.
That one came to my side since there was traffic and slow movement hitting my car I didn't even do as if anybody was there, that was how I turn to ikotun road and jaa again.

I am Feli will be proud of me

Correct. Only in mainland u go see frsc, vio, police with gun, police without gun (these ones na women full der) checking tinted permit, taskforce left and right. Ah ah!! Wetin. E no too much for island.

candygebsslim:
Abeg Broski's Dem, am a bolt guy in Portharcourt, but I hardly get request. I am using IphoneX and infinix Hotplay 11.
It takes as much as 2 hours to get a request, in a day, I get a maximum of 6 request. But i know a guy that gets close to 13 request before 11am, I have pleaded to know the secret of this business, but he refused. Please is there any other thing dey download, to be the first to get a ride no matter the number of drivers there

Your location matters.
I don't know PH very well but the rule is;
In d morning position yourself in high brow residential areas. When u pick a trip to a commercial or corperate area, find your way back to a residential area.
In the afternoon position yourself around companies or offices till closing time.
In the night locate the big clubs, popular sitouts, event centers till d day is over.

SamuelTaiw0:
Bossman! Abeg share me your contact for that DL. My connect has been delaying saying there's a slip that should come out from FRSC that's not out. Abeg.

He didn't buy the car bumper. It's one of those Hausa bike men wey just stand gold us for there and him people plenty for there. Na mistake we do sef we suppose go call police.

That one don go sha. I dey painter place like this. I'm paying him 7k for the job. He has started already.

Good morning, baba.
I've responded. Please check.
Much respect, boss.

mejai:
Correct. Only in mainland u go see frsc, vio, police with gun, police without gun (these ones na women full der) checking tinted permit, taskforce left and right. Ah ah!! Wetin. E no too much for island.

Adey tell you, e too much biko

Bobbiet:
I have a car I drive on hire purchase over 9months. The past 3weeks has been unfavorable to me. My dad who has stroke has been with me and we spent over 6weeks at the hospital which I exhausted my savings and help from few friends.

I have not paid for 3weeks(which is the grace period) hence owner has disabled engine. He said he needs his money( may be filing for car recovery).

Rent expires this month end too hence I need to work.

I'm in need of a loan. 50 to 60k will do and I'll pay a daily agreed amount untill loan Is paid up.

I've also place few properties for sale so the money may come earlier than planned.

I've checked with my bank but they said they can't help.

Dear nairalanders, help a brother survive.

I do have a wife and a baby.

I live in Benin

08165403012

This is a serious situation. My candid advice in the absence of financial assistance from me is that get a lawyer to approach him and see how to resolve it legally without too much dragging

YeyeGbami:
If you must use sniper , please mix it with water well well. The greenleaf is a better option sha.

Greenleaf. I'll get it. Those roaches ehn. Won yapa. Them dey do meeting for the car at night after I park.

deedee44:
Use greenleaf, sniper can damage your interior

Okay.

Gentlelife50:
Na so, you represented us well.
I went to okokomaiko the other day, on my way back trying to connect Igbo elerin road they said I did one way.
I was just shocked because I saw bikes, korokpe and danfos passing even as they blocked me.
Before you know it one of the touts in mofti tried to open my door I jejely central locked in his presence, they kept telling me to wind down I was like can't you stop the other guys?
Since they didn't want to let me go I put reverse and came with full speed the foolish guy put the spike and run I climbed it because I will prefer to go buy another tire than dash one useless tout in uniform money fortunately for me nothing happened to any of my tire.
Same day at igando I parked in front of one plaza just after the walk way before you know it some useless touts in uniform just appeared from nowhere and was telling me I did wrong parking I tried explaining to them that I only wanted get food at an eatery just some blocks away, they started asking me useless question like have I been cautioned before bla bla bla.
Since already knew where they are headed I jump into my car and my rider was still with them trying to beg I told him to enter the car or leave him thier and jaa.
As soon as he got into the car I sped off and join the last lane, they were beckoning on someone who seems to be thier boss or superior.
That one came to my side since there was traffic and slow movement hitting my car I didn't even do as if anybody was there, that was how I turn to ikotun road and jaa again.

I am sure Feli will be proud of me

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Hoodlum!

Pearl1910:
Your location matters.
I don't know PH very well but the rule is;
In d morning position yourself in high brow residential areas. When u pick a trip to a commercial or corperate area, find your way back to a residential area.
In the afternoon position yourself around companies or offices till closing time.
In the night locate the big clubs, popular sitouts, event centers till d day is over.

Legendary Post!

Glithronix:
Good morning, baba.
I've responded. Please check.
Much respect, boss.

Okay tganks

For those of us here who drive in lagos, please how does one easily recognise a one way street or road especially if there are no signs.
That issue has made me limit my driving in lagos as I Don enter policemen hand twice on this issue.

Gentlelife50:
Na so, you represented us well.
I went to okokomaiko the other day, on my way back trying to connect Igbo elerin road they said I did one way.
I was just shocked because I saw bikes, korokpe and danfos passing even as they blocked me.
Before you know it one of the touts in mofti tried to open my door I jejely central locked in his presence, they kept telling me to wind down I was like can't you stop the other guys?
Since they didn't want to let me go I put reverse and came with full speed the foolish guy put the spike and run I climbed it because I will prefer to go buy another tire than dash one useless tout in uniform money fortunately for me nothing happened to any of my tire.
Same day at igando I parked in front of one plaza just after the walk way before you know it some useless touts in uniform just appeared from nowhere and was telling me I did wrong parking I tried explaining to them that I only wanted get food at an eatery just some blocks away, they started asking me useless question like have I been cautioned before bla bla bla.
Since already knew where they are headed I jump into my car and my rider was still with them trying to beg I told him to enter the car or leave him thier and jaa.
As soon as he got into the car I sped off and join the last lane, they were beckoning on someone who seems to be thier boss or superior.
That one came to my side since there was traffic and slow movement hitting my car I didn't even do as if anybody was there, that was how I turn to ikotun road and jaa again.

I am sure Feli will be proud of me

At that okoko route, those korope and their union have gone to latsma office to settle them. That's why they turn a blind eye to them. But any private car that follows them is in soup.

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