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God Pls Forgive Me ! by Sasi54(op): 5:49pm On Oct 26, 2022
Hey my fellow nairalanders, the step that I am about to take might be some how against God, it might also be against religion. I am about to sell one of my testicles for about $27647 which is roughly #13000000. My goodness the hardship is just too unbearable for me, I have people to take care of, my age parents, the education of my younger ones. with the proceeds I will be able to use it to own a house. I have also made up my mind of not getting married, so there is no need thinking about having children. I have done everything humanly possible to take care of my needs, it seem as if the money that I have been making is just not enough. what actually is the essence of living when you are living in a chronic poverty. The reason why I went for it is that I discovered that it will not cause any serious harm to me and to anyone that might be dear to me.
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by BuyDomain: 6:13pm On Oct 26, 2022
Hmmmmm.

E no go better for poverty.
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by TheboyGhost(m): 7:12pm On Oct 26, 2022
Where are you selling please? I want to sell mine too
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by Angrygoat: 7:40pm On Oct 26, 2022
Odeh,dey whine yourself
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by Sasi54(op): 8:14pm On Oct 26, 2022
To b honest, I have gotten a buyer, it was a friend of mine that connected me to the man,
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by Kajaard: 8:16pm On Oct 26, 2022
Angrygoat:
Odeh,dey whine yourself
Don't mind the idiot.

Another format.
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by francisbarrack(m): 8:18pm On Oct 26, 2022
Sasi54:
Hey my fellow nairalanders, the step that I am about to take might be some how against God, it might also be against religion. I am about to sell one of my testicles for about $27647 which is roughly #13000000. My goodness the hardship is just too unbearable for me, I have people to take care of, my age parents, the education of my younger ones. with the proceeds I will be able to use it to own a house. I have also made up my mind of not getting married, so there is no need thinking about having children. I have done everything humanly possible to take care of my needs, it seem as if the money that I have been making is just not enough. what actually is the essence of living when you are living in a chronic poverty. The reason why I went for it is that I discovered that it will not cause any serious harm to me and to anyone that might be dear to me.
Send location...
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by backnbeta(f): 8:36pm On Oct 26, 2022
Sell it; you can still father a child with oneundecided
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by Malocity(m): 9:47pm On Oct 26, 2022
backnbeta:
Sell it; you can still father a child with oneundecided
A child with:
1 eye
1 nostril
1 hand
1 ear
1 leg
1 testicle
1 kidney
16 tooth at adulthood

Add yours pls...
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by Crenzywilliams(m): 11:05pm On Oct 26, 2022
TheboyGhost:
Where are you selling please? I want to sell mine too
Please tell me too,I want to sell one of mine as well.
Pls help a brother out.
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by Nemesis0147(m): 11:41pm On Oct 26, 2022
Mad update!!
Drop location OP
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by Trevoh(m): 11:53pm On Oct 26, 2022
See as people dey find where dem go sell one of their blockus grin angry

Sapa e no go ever better for you
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by ibechris(m): 5:21am On Oct 27, 2022
If u want to sell it,pls meet a Gyno to help store up your sperm for u before u sell oh.

E get why?
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by backnbeta(f): 6:01am On Oct 27, 2022
Malocity:
A child with:
1 eye
1 nostril
1 hand
1 ear
1 leg
1 testicle
1 kidney
16 tooth at adulthood

Add yours pls...
The child will have everything na. In most cases, people with one testicle can get someone pregnant. One testicle is enough to produce adequate sperm for fertilization; he should feel free to sell one if it would rid him of his mystery...though I think it's just a begging format
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by dex4sure: 6:51am On Oct 27, 2022
Everybody just dey para for this country, all men with there own format
Re: God Pls Forgive Me ! by Goodbadbowy419: 9:46am On Oct 27, 2022
You can even sell the two

Mumu man
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