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Hello, I am excited I will be purchasing my first car next Thursday. I have no experience in driving and cars so what are the things I should look out for ?

Don't allow any vaginarian to monopolize the front seat of your car.

Look out for women.

Guard yourself concerning women. Otherwise, you will spend the money you are supposed to purchase the car with on women and you will end up not having a car.

Or you will buy the car finish and when it starts to attract women to you and you give in to such temptations, you end up destroying your life.

GLouis:
Hello, I am excited I will be purchasing my first car next Thursday. I have no experience in driving and cars so what are the things I should look out for ?

Postpone your purchase..Then ask this question and assimilate all the advice you can before you leap

Don't be like that yeye girl for here wey no seek advice before she go buy dedi bodi Camry Spider wey nearly kill am..only for here to start laying curses on folk here when we explained to her the consequences of her indiscretions..Na her Papa she lay curse on sha..Das if that moto never kill her sef

There are too many things you need to know before you leap into buying a car..especially if you are a 1st time car driver and have no previous experience with cars.

As for me, I will just drop these few tidbits for you:

Research the kind of car you intend buying ..some cars are generally more reliable than others.

Pay an expert to inspect whatever vehicle you intend to purchase...Paying that stipend for inspection will definitely save you a lot of sorrow, tears and blood.

Others will make their input..me don tire

UnusualEmissary:
Look out for women.

Guard yourself concerning women. Otherwise, you will spend the money you are supposed to purchase the car with on women and you will end up not having a car.

Or you will buy the car finish and when it starts to attract women to you and you give in to such temptations, you end up destroying your life.

Noted. Thanks

buygala:
Postpone your purchase..

Then ask this question and assimilate all the advice you can before you leap

Don't be like that yeye girl for here wey no seek advice before she go buy dedi bodi Camry Spider wey nearly kill am..only for here to start laying curses on folk here when we explained to her the consequences of her indiscretions..Na her Papa she lay curse on sha..Das if that moto never kill her sef

There are too many things you need to know before you leap into buying a car..especially if you are a 1st time car driver and have no previous experience with cars.

As for me, I will just drop these few tidbits for you:

Research the kind of car you intend buying ..some cars are generally more reliable than others.

Pay an expert to inspect whatever vehicle you intend to purchase...Paying that stipend for inspection will definitely save you a lot of sorrow, tears and blood.

Others will make their input..me don tire

Thanks I will do this

Zonefree:
Don't allow any vaginarian to monopolize the front seat of your car.

I have bn thinking of this , Trust me I no get there time. Thanks

Just carry professional along.... If possible and u r capable buy tokunbo.... E get why

GLouis:
I have bn thinking of this , Trust me I no get there time. Thanks

Correct, you're on the right track. Any vagina that flags you down for a lift, splash her dirty water.

If the backseat is spacious enough for doggy

Zonefree:
Correct, you're on the right track. Any vagina that flags you down for a lift, splash her dirty water.

Is that how you splash your mother and sisters dirty water when they ask for a lift in your car?..

Don’t allow any girl put her legs on your dash board

Omo…

Don't drink and then drive...

Remember safety first

Lol at the advice

You should make sure.yoj always hd ur car licences and also all your university degrees due to VIO wahala for.road

Chai, see nairalanders comments ooo.

This is not a front page material

Congrats on your new wife

Make sure you do your routine check every morning before you drive out

Catalyst aka indomie
Go for 4 plug coil, it has less fuel consumption
Ask your mechanic to check the chassis

GLouis:
Hello, I am excited I will be purchasing my first car next Thursday. I have no experience in driving and cars so what are the things I should look out for ?

you’re welcome to second wife package stuff. If you have married before this is your second wife that takes no rubbish from you, that never pity you when you no get much money with you .
This wife, if you no get money. You no dey 4q (drive)
You no get money, she no dey go other room(move)
This wife na money for hand back for grand.
If you know this, you know peace
WE NAIRALANDER HAND NO DEY THIS SECOND WIFE WAHALAH OOO
My second wife just collect 50k for my hand today, that’s why am telling you this as brother
Enjoy your second wife in peace, congratulations

Chose all you want but pay an expert to check it out for you very well.... diagnostics must be run. If seller refuses don't buy even if it's at a giveaway price.

Go on your hands and knees and crawl under. Look all over for rust. If you see any don't buy.

Pay keen attention to the exhaust when the car engine is running. If you see white smoke don't buy.

Zonefree:
Don't allow any vaginarian to monopolize the front seat of your car.

rule No. 1

I don’t have a car yet so I have no advise for you yet. Ire o

UnusualEmissary:
Look out for women.

Guard yourself concerning women. Otherwise, you will spend the money you are supposed to purchase the car with on women and you will end up not having a car.

Or you will buy the car finish and when it starts to attract women to you and you give in to such temptations, you end up destroying your life.

rule No. 2

Zonefree:
Don't allow any vaginarian to monopolize the front seat of your car.

lol, not even his wife

Zonefree:
Don't allow any vaginarian to monopolize the front seat of your car.

lol nairaland gals go soon come beat u for house one day

Drain the radiator of all the water, and use only coolant. Thank me later