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Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by Courz: 3:21pm On Dec 28, 2022
This was a very interesting thread. Just like the Are Jehovah's witnesses tied to Freemasons thread and the Shackles of Slaves thread. grin grin cheesy
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:22pm On Dec 28, 2022
Aemmyjah:
E seun
I'm working on it

Sometimes, it is awful
I'm twice as confused as the person I'm talking to
I ask myself
'Emmanuel, does that illustration even make any sense to you?'
Lol
Practice makes perfect.

Jesus is the word of God so from Genesis to Revelation all those messages passed through his office that's why he knows all proverbial quotes in the Bible! wink
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 3:27pm On Dec 28, 2022
Courz:
Amen my brother. Amen o. grin grin
MaxInDHouse and Aemmyjah are running helter skelter because of you now!
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 3:28pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
You don't know the name of my Church yet you opened a thread in the name of my Church!
https://www.nairaland.com/7489697/jehovah-witnesses-false-doctrines-fake/12#119496679

cheesy
Where is church in the topic I posted?

I didn’t add church because you don’t have a church,

If you do, tel us the name of your church
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:37pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
Where is church in the topic I posted?
I didn’t add church because you don’t have a church,
If you do, tel us the name of your church
Shame you no get! cheesy

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 4:33pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Shame all JW members and our families no get! cheesy
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:56pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
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OK that's the name of my Church "JW" so we are JW members.
Oya what is the name of your own church? cheesy
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 5:01pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
OK that's the name of my Church "JW" so we are JW members.
Oya what is the name of your own church? cheesy
JW is not a church. Does church appear in that name.
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey:
Aemmyjah:
You have big problem
Attention seeker
I won't be frequent on this forum from the first day of this new month

You dropped something that mention that 'we do not discourage people from attending university...'

You are saying and mentioning my name that we discourage them and you want to make me believe your brain is working

Look at the world today, with the politics and university education, the world is not becoming a better place
Students are becoming quickly immoral
Joining cultism and bad association
Disobedient to parents
It does not even guarantee a happy future
Promotes egotism and pride

Your society is no good compared to us even if we choose to stop pursuing university education
Like in Nigeria, most courses make you handicap without skills of your own when you graduate
You may come out to learn work from someone who did not finish secondary school
So many jobless graduates here and there

Whether we go to the university or not, it does not offer the best education or guarantee of a successful future and happy life
Please read

1.
You dropped something that mention that 'we do not discourage people from attending university...'
2.

You are saying and mentioning my name that we discourage them and you want to make me believe your brain is working
These are the evidence of your fool, foolish, unreasonable, foolishness peddling on nairaland. Courz tasty poops peddling you have been doing before typing this post Don enter you so tey you no know wetin you dey type again abi?

I didn't ask you to list the advantages and disadvantages of higher education for me.

Without higher education the vaccines your religious organization keep updating every month as being certified for you their members will be non existent.

The ZOOM app you use for your meetings na inside your Bible translation they produced am abi?

You are at liberty keep peddling your unreasonableness, foolishness, stupidity, Courz tasty poops and fool all over nairaland regarding the below


Whether we go to the university or not, it does not offer the best education or guarantee of a successful future and happy life
I know the best education is found in your theocratic ministry schools, gilead schools, school for you............ can fill the rest that's why your religious organization and leaders were looking for PARALEGALS AND ATTORNEYS that knows their ONIONS very well to come and work for them. These people they are looking for graduated from theocratic ministry schools, gilead schools abi? Dey there dey peddle Courz tasty poops foolishness, and stop thinking grin grin grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
OK that's the name of my Church "JW" so we are JW members.
Oya what is the name of your own church? cheesy
After farewell, what happened earlier today still dey make your military intelligence run here and there. The reason you had to come back grin grin grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
JW is not a church. Does church appear in that name.
You no dey shame! cheesy

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 5:15pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
You no dey shame! cheesy
After farewell grin grin grin grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 5:16pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
Where is church in the topic I posted?

I didn’t add church because you don’t have a church,

If you do, tel us the name of your church
Loooool! He should apply his military intelligence here
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 5:19pm On Dec 28, 2022
Aemmyjah:
I'm working on using illustrations in my ministry and it's really helping
I appreciate the comments

These accusers have no shame

Someone will deliberately drop a lie (Courz)
Another will react as if it is true

Both drop evidence that contradict each other

Just like politicians
They will use thugs to vandalise and destroy or even kidnap key figures
These same politicians that used the thugs will cry out that it was the opposition. They do this to tarnish the image of the opposition to the public
These are the evidence of your fool, foolish, unreasonable, foolishness peddling on nairaland. Courz tasty poops peddling you have been doing before typing this post Don enter you so tey you no know wetin you dey type again abi?
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 5:22pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
We JW members and our families no dey shame! cheesy
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 5:23pm On Dec 28, 2022
achorladey:
Loooool! He should apply his military intelligence here
MaxInDHouse must be a deserter, a coward who ran from the army grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 5:25pm On Dec 28, 2022
achorladey:
After farewell grin grin grin grin
Oju imole MaxInDHouse ko kuro loti


He said farewell yet he can’t leave, later he will be lying that we are the one that begged him to come grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 5:26pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
MaxInDHouse must be a deserter, a coward who ran from the army grin
He thought he can use his military intelligence to bulldoze us here or make us cower before him when he joined this platform grin grin grin

You see brag about the combat power here and there as if we lack next to no knowledge about military. grin grin grin grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 5:29pm On Dec 28, 2022
achorladey:
He thought he can use his military intelligence to bulldoze us here or make us cower before him when he joined this platform grin grin grin

You see brag about the combat power here and there as if we lack next to no knowledge about military. grin grin grin grin
For telling people that he was a former military personnel meant that MaxInDHouse has a low self esteem, who does that irrelevant information help here on Nairaland especially when it’s coming from an army deserter
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 5:32pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
For telling people that he was a former military personnel meant that MaxInDHouse has a low self esteem, who does that irrelevant information help here on Nairaland especially when it’s coming from an army deserter
That's what a retire military officer told me while we were having a discussion oooo. He said a military man that mishandle or brags about being one don't even understand the essence of him being a military officer. He said such attitudes are common with those who are the lowest Cadre. grin grin cheesy
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 5:35pm On Dec 28, 2022
achorladey:
That's what a retire military officer told me while we were having a discussion oooo. He said a military man that mishandle or brags about being one don't even understand the essence of him being a military officer. He said such attitudes are common with those who are the lowest Cadre. grin grin cheesy
Yes, it’s common among the recruits. They are the ones you see on the road harassing everyone.

The officers are always calm and responsible.

MaxInDHouse must have been a common recruit that was taken into the army with primary or secondary school certificate
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:42pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
MaxInDHouse must be a deserter, a coward who ran from the army grin
I'm here because you kept calling my name BEGGING me to come back but until you guys tell me the name of the churches each of you attends no more scriptural lessons for you na yoke we go dey yoke!

Meanwhile listen to one of your pastors! wink

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 5:49pm On Dec 28, 2022
To Aemmyjah the Courz tasty poops peddler

Look at the following as it concerns all of the education outside of your religious organization that don't guarantee successful future grin

83 1 Accurate Reading

86 2 Words Clearly Spoken

89 3 Correct Pronunciation

93 4 Fluent Delivery

97 5 Appropriate Pausing

101 6 Proper Sense Stress

105 7 Principal Ideas Emphasized

107 8 Suitable Volume

111 9 Modulation

115 10 Enthusiasm

118 11 Warmth and Feeling

121 12 Gestures and Facial Expressions

124 13 Visual Contact

128 14 Naturalness

131 15 Good Personal Appearance

135 16 Poise

139 17 Use of Microphone


All the above topics or heading are obtained from the books of Genesis to Revelation abi? The content of each of this topics are from the Bible abi? For example the first one says......

Accurate Reading
What do you need to do?
Read aloud exactly what is on the printed page. Do not skip words, ignore parts of words, or exchange one word for another. Pronounce the words correctly. Take note of punctuation and diacritics.


Na inside Bible dem dey teach PUNCTUATIONS and DIACRITICS grin grin grin grin

Diacritics.... Diacritics, often loosely called `accents', are the various little dots and squiggles which, in many languages, are written above, below or on top of certain letters of the alphabet to indicate something about their pronunciation.

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 5:50pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
I'm here because you kept calling my name BEGGING me to come back but until you guys tell me the name of the churches each of you attends no more scriptural lessons for you na yoke we go dey yoke!

Meanwhile listen to one of your pastors! wink
After farewell, na we dey force your hands to type grin grin grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 5:55pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
I'm here because you kept calling my name BEGGING me to come back but until you guys tell me the name of the churches each of you attends no more scriptural lessons for you na yoke we go dey yoke!

Meanwhile listen to one of your pastors! wink

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:00pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
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Check the below doctrines and shows which one is your own church?

Me i dey go Jehovah witness church! cheesy

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by advocatejare(op): 6:13pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Check the below doctrines and shows which one is your own church?

Me i dey go Jehovah witness church! cheesy

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:32pm On Dec 28, 2022
I dey go Jehovah witness church, nah my church you dey tok about for here.
Oya tell me your own! cheesy

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by achorladey: 6:37pm On Dec 28, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
I dey go Jehovah witness church, nah my church you dey tok about for here.
Oya tell me your own! cheesy
After farewell grin grin grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:43pm On Dec 28, 2022
Out of over 41,000 different sects claiming denominations under one religion each having doctrines and teachings that totally contradicts the other.
I just helped you guys to arrange 16 different religions out of the 41,000 as all are claiming CHURCHES so you can now pick yours if you want to discuss about my own because all these sects teaches different things!

Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by Courz: 6:50pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
MaxInDHouse must be a deserter, a coward who ran from the army grin
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
He is EbubeAgu Agent o. The guy is an idiot. grin
Re: Jehovah Witnesses False Doctrines And Fake Prophecies? by Courz: 6:52pm On Dec 28, 2022
advocatejare:
For telling people that he was a former military personnel meant that MaxInDHouse has a low self esteem, who does that irrelevant information help here on Nairaland especially when it’s coming from an army deserter
At this point, his bragging is more of a Mosquito buzzing in the ears. Very useless.
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