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:) it was just a joke by OdogwuMoney6: 8:16am On Mar 03, 2023
smiley all jokes

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Re: :) it was just a joke by BigBrother9ja: 8:16am On Mar 03, 2023
Weyrey
The way your sisters dey lick other boys' sh墨t hole?

Most of you Bastards will like to do all sorts of rubbish to people's sisters and daughters but you think your own sisters should be good girls and remain virgins cheesy grin cheesy
Mumu ....
Your sister wey her bodycount figure pass her age figure cheesy

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Re: :) it was just a joke by OdogwuMoney6: 8:18am On Mar 03, 2023
BigBrother9ja:
Weyrey
I'm telling you, she's not just a weyrey. Infact weyrey, is an understatement... I hate that girl ehnn
Re: :) it was just a joke by Zazoopk(m): 8:22am On Mar 03, 2023
That girl is not a wife material Break up with her ,she is beast ,i hate her too

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Re: :) it was just a joke by OdogwuMoney6: 8:24am On Mar 03, 2023
Zazoopk:
That girl is not a wife material Break up with her ,she is beast ,i hate her too
God bless you bro...Good to see others thinking the same.. I can't Marry a girl that can't please me, God forbid

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Re: :) it was just a joke by HeartlessMan: 8:54am On Mar 03, 2023
God why did you forsake this man? It is affecting the rest of us.

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Re: :) it was just a joke by Prudoh(m): 9:28am On Mar 03, 2023
馃槧Is it a most for her to lick that your dirty ass?

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Re: :) it was just a joke by jeromestarks: 9:36am On Mar 03, 2023
Please drop her full name so that guys who want to marry and have a peaceful lasting home will not marry her when you throw her away.
Thanks for your cooperation.

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Re: :) it was just a joke by JamOSneh: 10:15am On Mar 03, 2023
Eleribuuuuuuu omo
OdogwuMoney6:
Mehn I hate this girl with passion and I swear, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to break up with this idiot I call a girlfriend.. This girl is very good at spoiling very romantic moments. So after we both finish watching porn last night, konji come hold both of us and we decided to f没ck... We were f没cking and enjoying ourselves, she proceeded to give me bj, after the bj I asked her to lick my anus small but this girl told me God forbid.. I was like arr arn, I thought this girl was joking ohh, so I asked her again, babe, lick my yansh (in pidgin) but she told me she can't try it. Omo you need to see how angry I got.. This was something we were both watching some minutes prior to f没cking ohh. The girl was licking the guy anus and enjoying it, pleasing the guy, but I don't know why this girl has decided to always make me angry all the time. That was how I told her to lick my armpit the last time and she refused, but I forgave her but now she's still repeating similar attitude again.... Guys, please what should I do because I'm already tired of this useless girl and I'm considering a breakup tomorrow.

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Re: :) it was just a joke by Demonicus: 10:34am On Mar 03, 2023
True true, porn dey fVck with person reasoning Wella.

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Re: :) it was just a joke by kingbee90: 10:46am On Mar 03, 2023
You cannot practice everything you see in P么rn.
How can you tell someone's daughter to lick your smelly yansh wey u dey use sh卯t & mess all kinds of smelly mess.
Are you ok?
Don't worry, tomorrow another nigg谩 will tell your daughter to chop his sh卯t for his pleasure.

Nonsense!

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Re: :) it was just a joke by JimmySwaggart(m): 11:08am On Mar 03, 2023
Just kukuma shit for couch and tell her to follow you in eating it for breakfast. That will save you some cash in this tight economy. Since you have a very weirdest cravings.

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Re: :) it was just a joke by candygist: 11:17am On Mar 03, 2023
OdogwuMoney6:
Mehn I hate this girl with passion and I swear, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to break up with this idiot I call a girlfriend.. This girl is very good at spoiling very romantic moments. So after we both finish watching porn last night, konji come hold both of us and we decided to f没ck... We were f没cking and enjoying ourselves, she proceeded to give me bj, after the bj I asked her to lick my anus small but this girl told me God forbid.. I was like arr arn, I thought this girl was joking ohh, so I asked her again, babe, lick my yansh (in pidgin) but she told me she can't try it. Omo you need to see how angry I got.. This was something we were both watching some minutes prior to f没cking ohh. The girl was licking the guy anus and enjoying it, pleasing the guy, but I don't know why this girl has decided to always make me angry all the time. That was how I told her to lick my armpit the last time and she refused, but I forgave her but now she's still repeating similar attitude again.... Guys, please what should I do because I'm already tired of this useless girl and I'm considering a breakup tomorrow.

Send me her number let me see if i can convince her to do what you want.
Re: :) it was just a joke by henndukwe18: 12:43pm On Mar 03, 2023
Lol, u again
Re: :) it was just a joke by henndukwe18: 12:47pm On Mar 03, 2023
kingbee90:
You cannot practice everything you see in P么rn.
How can you tell someone's daughter to lick your smelly yansh wey u dey use sh卯t & mess all types of smelly mess.
Are you ok?
Don't worry, tomorrow another nigg谩 will tell your daughter to chop his sh卯t for his pleasure.

Nonsense!
D's post dey off me
Re: :) it was just a joke by morakakin(m): 2:14pm On Mar 03, 2023
haba,lick it your self now,no be your ass,she ni fit lick am the way you can or better still go give a dog to do it for you,but first you go lick the dogs ass so the dog can copy you.no mind the gal she no try.

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Re: :) it was just a joke by silibaba: 2:31pm On Mar 03, 2023
OdogwuMoney6:
Mehn I hate this girl with passion and I swear, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to break up with this idiot I call a girlfriend.. This girl is very good at spoiling very romantic moments. So after we both finish watching porn last night, konji come hold both of us and we decided to f没ck... We were f没cking and enjoying ourselves, she proceeded to give me bj, after the bj I asked her to lick my anus small but this girl told me God forbid.. I was like arr arn, I thought this girl was joking ohh, so I asked her again, babe, lick my yansh (in pidgin) but she told me she can't try it. Omo you need to see how angry I got.. This was something we were both watching some minutes prior to f没cking ohh. The girl was licking the guy anus and enjoying it, pleasing the guy, but I don't know why this girl has decided to always make me angry all the time. That was how I told her to lick my armpit the last time and she refused, but I forgave her but now she's still repeating similar attitude again.... Guys, please what should I do because I'm already tired of this useless girl and I'm considering a breakup tomorrow.
your stupid sister also refused to lick my anus during sex last week. I don't know why?
Re: :) it was just a joke by Nobody: 2:33pm On Mar 03, 2023
You're the stupid boyfriend.
Why don't you lick her anus first?

Everyone has their unique sexualities, which must be respected. The fact that she is not into licking your shithole doesn't make her less fun, and the fact that you're into it doesn't make you more fun. It's a simple matter of sexual compatibility.

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Re: :) it was just a joke by PARADIZEPRIEST: 4:35pm On Mar 03, 2023
yu mean lick your anus to taste your poo? wht manner of sense is this? mmkpi sense or what?Heeyi!!! angry
Re: :) it was just a joke by gassbee: 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2023
Wat a colossal waste of sperm, if only d parents had used a condom
Re: :) it was just a joke by OdogwuMoney6: 5:05pm On Mar 03, 2023
gassbee:
Wat a colossal waste of sperm, if only d parents had used a condom
I'm telling you my brother, that girl is very useless azin!!!!
Re: :) it was just a joke by Killerbag36: 5:13pm On Mar 03, 2023
OdogwuMoney6:
Mehn I hate this girl with passion and I swear, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to break up with this idiot I call a girlfriend.. This girl is very good at spoiling very romantic moments. So after we both finish watching porn last night, konji come hold both of us and we decided to f没ck... We were f没cking and enjoying ourselves, she proceeded to give me bj, after the bj I asked her to lick my anus small but this girl told me God forbid.. I was like arr arn, I thought this girl was joking ohh, so I asked her again, babe, lick my yansh (in pidgin) but she told me she can't try it. Omo you need to see how angry I got.. This was something we were both watching some minutes prior to f没cking ohh. The girl was licking the guy anus and enjoying it, pleasing the guy, but I don't know why this girl has decided to always make me angry all the time. That was how I told her to lick my armpit the last time and she refused, but I forgave her but now she's still repeating similar attitude again.... Guys, please what should I do because I'm already tired of this useless girl and I'm considering a breakup tomorrow.

You re right breakup with her licking ass its wat girls enjoyed the most which of rubbish she no love at all
Re: :) it was just a joke by Peterosky(m): 5:52pm On Mar 03, 2023
The most annoying aspect of life is that if they call human beings to come out now to be counted, Op will also come out to be counted as a human being.OK oo.
Re: :) it was just a joke by gommez: 6:06pm On Mar 03, 2023
You are a disgrace n a waste to humanity
Re: :) it was just a joke by remsonik(f): 6:29pm On Mar 03, 2023
Didinrin, na your shit make she dey lick abi, even if she's your wife she won't do that
Re: :) it was just a joke by lilbarracuda(m): 8:08pm On Mar 03, 2023
Women are scum.


Try guys!!!
Re: :) it was just a joke by Countersam(m): 8:55pm On Mar 03, 2023
OdogwuMoney6:
Mehn I hate this girl with passion and I swear, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to break up with this idiot I call a girlfriend.. This girl is very good at spoiling very romantic moments. So after we both finish watching porn last night, konji come hold both of us and we decided to f没ck... We were f没cking and enjoying ourselves, she proceeded to give me bj, after the bj I asked her to lick my anus small but this girl told me God forbid.. I was like arr arn, I thought this girl was joking ohh, so I asked her again, babe, lick my yansh (in pidgin) but she told me she can't try it. Omo you need to see how angry I got.. This was something we were both watching some minutes prior to f没cking ohh. The girl was licking the guy anus and enjoying it, pleasing the guy, but I don't know why this girl has decided to always make me angry all the time. That was how I told her to lick my armpit the last time and she refused, but I forgave her but now she's still repeating similar attitude again.... Guys, please what should I do because I'm already tired of this useless girl and I'm considering a breakup tomorrow.

GOD FORBID is GOD FORBID

Re: :) it was just a joke by okrikaboi: 9:24pm On Mar 03, 2023
OdogwuMoney6:
Mehn I hate this girl with passion and I swear, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to break up with this idiot I call a girlfriend.. This girl is very good at spoiling very romantic moments. So after we both finish watching porn last night, konji come hold both of us and we decided to f没ck... We were f没cking and enjoying ourselves, she proceeded to give me bj, after the bj I asked her to lick my anus small but this girl told me God forbid.. I was like arr arn, I thought this girl was joking ohh, so I asked her again, babe, lick my yansh (in pidgin) but she told me she can't try it. Omo you need to see how angry I got.. This was something we were both watching some minutes prior to f没cking ohh. The girl was licking the guy anus and enjoying it, pleasing the guy, but I don't know why this girl has decided to always make me angry all the time. That was how I told her to lick my armpit the last time and she refused, but I forgave her but now she's still repeating similar attitude again.... Guys, please what should I do because I'm already tired of this useless girl and I'm considering a breakup tomorrow.
A girlfriend must be the ultimate pleaser. If she can't clean the rims or do other nasty stuff just dump her and move!

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