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Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Freshtruth(m): 10:18pm On Mar 14, 2023
39 goals for the season already and he still have possible 18games left to play his goal ratio is out of this world this guy we break Ronaldo champions league record in the next 4 seasons

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by mymadam(m): 10:24pm On Mar 14, 2023
Hmmm... Plus a first-half hat-trick already again today in the CL (match still on). No b small tin o πŸ”₯

Modified: This is getting ridiculous. A second-half hat-trick again loading for.... HAALAND. One more goal and it'll be a double hat-trick for the 'weirdo'. I'm outta here... YNWA πŸ€”

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by mymadam(m): 10:34pm On Mar 14, 2023
Haaland substituted... (thank God) πŸ™„

Stats:

Erling Haaland (33) has scored more Champions League goals than Arjen Robben (31), Wayne Rooney (30), Samuel Eto'o (30) and Kaka (30).

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Numerouno94(m): 10:58pm On Mar 14, 2023
Erling Haaland is the 3rd player in UEFA Champions League history to score 5 goals in a game after Lionel Messi in the 2011-12 Round of 16 and Luiz Adriano in the 2014-15 Group Stage.

Interestingly, Pep Guardiola was also Messi's head coach in his 5-goal game. Messi the GOAT since the days of John the Baptist.πŸ™

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 11:28pm On Mar 14, 2023
Very good striker
But I prefer Mbappe tho
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Freshtruth(m): 11:57pm On Mar 14, 2023
mymadam:
Haaland substituted... (thank God) πŸ™„

Stats:

Erling Haaland (33) has scored more Champions League goals than Arjen Robben (31), Wayne Rooney (30), Samuel Eto'o (30) and Kaka (30).
The kind record this robot go create in the next 8years we go forget say ronaldo and messi ever exist

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Freshtruth(m): 11:58pm On Mar 14, 2023
Polynek:
Very good striker
But I prefer Mbappe tho
oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by mymadam(m): 12:14am On Mar 15, 2023
Freshtruth:
The kind record this robot go create in the next 8years we go forget say ronaldo and messi ever exist

Hmmm... E b like so, e b like so! All the same... YNWA 😜

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by TheGreatIYANU: 2:27am On Mar 15, 2023
mymadam:
Hmmm... Plus a first-half hat-trick already again today in the CL (match still on). No b small tin o πŸ”₯

Modified: This is getting ridiculous. A second-half hat-trick again loading for.... HAALAND. One more goal and it'll be a double hat-trick for the 'weirdo'. I'm outta here... YNWA πŸ€”

grin
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 7:11am On Mar 15, 2023
Freshtruth:
oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name
What are you saying bro?
If you are good you are good.
Look at His performance at the world cup.
Assuming Halland it still at German league, you guys will still say Halland can't perform in EPL.
If league 1 is too easy while is messi not doing his magic again? grin
Oga abeg no go dea.
Both Halland and Mbappe is very good.
But I choose Mbappe simple

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by elpochas: 8:01am On Mar 15, 2023
Freshtruth:
oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name
Same talk we said Abt Halland.A good player is a good player.So you want to tell me dat if Mbappe plays in a City team he won't do well?stop dis hype Abt d Epl,the Epl you see it's a bizness league.If you know u know.

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Aliyu55: 8:33am On Mar 15, 2023
Pikin wey him father dey feed only heart and liver of bull. No be devil be dat.

As money dey. Papa go buy full bull commot only heart and liver to eat na better papa and pikin be that?

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by internationalman(m): 9:01am On Mar 15, 2023
Freshtruth:
oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name

Una nor dey tire for all this una talk?

Johan cruyff, pele, Maradona, Ronaldo De Lima, Kaka, Zidane, Baggio, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Carlos, Cafu, Madini, Bebeto, Raul, Benzema, Seedolf, Lewandoski, Iniesta, Xavi etc.

Now form the list above the best 5 players of all time will definitely be chosen including Messi and CR7. Now does the fact that they didn't play in the overrated EPL make them any less of a player?

If EPL has so much quality in play and in individual players, how come they don't produce Ballon D'or and FIFA The Best winners everytime or how come they don't win the Champions League and Europa League every season...

If you think some league are that very easy as you guys make it seem how come CR7 is not scoring in every match in the Saudi league.

Let Haaland come to Nigerian League that is so so less in quality compared to the EPL and see if our home based Imada Osehenkhoe of Bendel Insurance won't outscore him.

The point is, though some players like Haaland and Mbappe are exceptionally good and gifted but at the end of the day any player is as good as the team he plays with.

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 11:08am On Mar 15, 2023
The last time a player scored 5 goals in a UCL match was in 2012 by Lionel Messi.

It was also against a German side in the RO16 2nd leg πŸ‘€

Both teams were coached by Pep Guardiola

Napoli were on fire that year. πŸ‘€

Chelsea did an unexpected comeback that yearπŸ‘€

We replaced our coach mid season and were languishing in mediocrity that year. πŸ‘€

Where’s the final, Istanbul? Book the tickets.
Chelsea fans are you thinking what am thinking grin

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 12:24pm On Mar 15, 2023
Polynek:

What are you saying bro?
If you are good you are good.
Look at His performance at the world cup.
Assuming Halland it still at German league, you guys will still say Halland can't perform in EPL.
If league 1 is too easy while is messi not doing his magic again? grin
Oga abeg no go dea.
Both Halland and Mbappe is very good.
But I choose Mbappe simple

Mbappe get footwork pass haaland cool
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Nobody: 12:46pm On Mar 15, 2023
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by codedguy1(m): 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2023
Autobot05:


Mbappe get footwork pass haaland cool

Wetin concern Haaland with footwork grin

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by saxokay(m): 1:11pm On Mar 15, 2023
internationalman:


Una nor dey tire for all this una talk?

Johan cruyff, pele, Maradona, Ronaldo De Lima, Kaka, Zidane, Baggio, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Carlos, Cafu, Madini, Bebeto, Raul, Benzema, Seedolf, Lewandoski, Iniesta, Xavi etc.

Now form the list above the best 5 players of all time will definitely be chosen including Messi and CR7. Now does the fact that they didn't play in the overrated EPL make them any less of a player?

If EPL has so much quality in play and in individual players, how come they don't produce Ballon D'or and FIFA The Best winners everytime or how come they don't win the Champions League and Europa League every season...

If you think some league are that very easy as you guys make it seem how come CR7 is not scoring in every match in the Saudi league.

Let Haaland come to Nigerian League that is so so less in quality compared to the EPL and see if our home based Imada Osehenkhoe of Bendel Insurance won't outscore him.

The point is, though some players like Haaland and Mbappe are exceptionally good and gifted but at the end of the day any player is as good as the team he plays with.

Na epl fans mumu pass
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 1:19pm On Mar 15, 2023
codedguy1:


Wetin concern Haaland with footwork grin

Because he's a footballer in the first place
Comot debrunye and Bernardo Silva and watch I'm disappear in games because he nor get footwork
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by kolamilan(m): 1:30pm On Mar 15, 2023
Polynek:
The last time a player scored 5 goals in a UCL match was in 2012 by Lionel Messi.

It was also against a German side in the RO16 2nd leg πŸ‘€

Both teams were coached by Pep Guardiola

Napoli were on fire that year. πŸ‘€

Chelsea did an unexpected comeback that yearπŸ‘€

We replaced our coach mid season and were languishing in mediocrity that year. πŸ‘€

Where’s the final, Istanbul? Book the tickets.
Chelsea fans are you thinking what am thinking grin
Luiz Adriano was the last player to score 5 goals in 2014 season
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by codedguy1(m): 1:59pm On Mar 15, 2023
Autobot05:


Because he's a footballer in the first place
Comot debrunye and Bernardo Silva and watch I'm disappear in games because he nor get footwork

Don't know if this reply is tongue in cheek....

But how was he performing in Dortmund without Debruyne and Bernardo Silva? If he disappeared at Dortmund how did Man city see him to buy?
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 2:45pm On Mar 15, 2023
Autobot05:


Mbappe get footwork pass haaland cool
Well maybe dax from ur own shaa.
But 4 me, both Mbappe and Halland are not good in dribbles,
Neymar, Hazard has more dribbles Dan Dem,
Halland and Mbappe are very good goal scorers but I will always go 4 Mbappe
Dax my opinion

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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 6:02pm On Mar 15, 2023
Polynek:

Well maybe dax from ur own shaa.
But 4 me, both Mbappe and Halland are not good in dribbles,
Neymar, Hazard has more dribbles Dan Dem,
Halland and Mbappe are very good goal scorers but I will always go 4 Mbappe
Dax my opinion

Those ones are pro dribblers ... mbappe is simply more of a footballer than haaland
Haaland is an excellent goalscorer likewise mbappe but if you take scoring goals away you'll realise what I mean wink
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2023
codedguy1:


Don't know if this reply is tongue in cheek....

But how was he performing in Dortmund without Debruyne and Bernardo Silva? If he disappeared at Dortmund how did Man city see him to buy?

What did he do in Dortmund??
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 6:14pm On Mar 15, 2023
Autobot05:


Those ones are pro dribblers ... mbappe is simply more of a footballer than haaland
Haaland is an excellent goalscorer likewise mbappe but if you take scoring goals away you'll realise what I mean wink
Ookay okay now I understand what you are trying to insinuate.
Well you are not far from the truth tho grin
That's why I said prefer Mbappe Dan Halland grin
Do you think Man-City stand a chance to win UCL Dix season?
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 6:43pm On Mar 15, 2023
Polynek:

Ookay okay now I understand what you are trying to insinuate.
Well you are not far from the truth tho grin
That's why I said prefer Mbappe Dan Halland grin
Do you think Man-City stand a chance to win UCL Dix season?

Unless real and Bayern go out

Even Chelsea is a threat to them still
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by codedguy1(m): 7:36pm On Mar 15, 2023
Autobot05:


What did he do in Dortmund??

If you didn't see what he did at Dortmund then I guess you have disappeared.
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by dostr4(m): 7:51pm On Mar 15, 2023
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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Mustiboy(m): 9:32pm On Mar 15, 2023
Polynek:

Well maybe dax from ur own shaa.
But 4 me, both Mbappe and Halland are not good in dribbles,
Neymar, Hazard has more dribbles Dan Dem,
Halland and Mbappe are very good goal scorers but I will always go 4 Mbappe
Dax my opinion

Mbappe is one of the best dribblers in football with many successful 1v1 take-ons. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 9:52pm On Mar 15, 2023
codedguy1:


If you didn't see what he did at Dortmund then I guess you have disappeared.


What did he do ??
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Skinnydude72: 10:04pm On Mar 15, 2023
dostr4:
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