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How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Sheedymadu1(m): 7:52am On Mar 28, 2023 |
HOW TO SCAM CHRISTIANS IN NIGERIA 1. Organize a programme. 2. Make Sure it's around the end of the month when salaries will be paid. 3. Look for trending gospel artistes. 4. Negotiate a price with the gospel music artist. 5. Invite good motivational speakers and smooth talkers. He must fly in from another city or country. You must innocently sit down during the service, and feign ignorance. 6. Make billboards and posters (it's for publicity and marketing). 7. Now, on the D day. It must be emphasized how the invited guest(s) left other business behind to fly all the way here. All because of the anointing of giving. 8. Now let the musician sing and stir the emotions of all present - artistes like Frank Edwards or Mercy Chinwo would do. (if It makes you sensational, it's now easy to scam you). 9. Now, if you can give in $ dollars stand by my right, in £pounds come up the altar, in Naira stay to my left. 10. Work don set. At this time, most are no longer thinking straight. Some for class will go to dollars and pounds corner. (All na showbiz) 11. If you can give land, car etc. I will pray for you specially after service in the Pastor's office. (Office don open for their head be that) 12. Sing again, Frank!!!! sing "I can see him from afar....🎶 " (sustain it because some of dem eyes wan clear). 13. Show them how the widow gave her last mite & the widow of Zarephath too. (They will agree, because it's in the bible) 14. Now hear the chief scammer "I know I said I won't go beyond this amount, but the lord just said to me, the anointing is for everyone here, so come with whatever you have. 15. The job is done. Now you, the host pastor and guest meet and share according to their agreement. 16. The victims will now be waiting for all the promises and prophecies. It's been 10 years now. They're going to be waiting for the next usurper to come again while they are thinking on how to repay debts upon debts, bills and fees without an inch of raise in their income. Worse is when they are now deacons, yet tenant with 5 children who must attend academic institution for exorbitant amount of fees they barely can afford. 🚶🚶🚶🚶 #Copied 2 Likes |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dtruthspeaker: 8:06am On Mar 28, 2023 |
Sheedymadu1: That is churchgoers and "about to be atheists" you can scam, not Christians. |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dtruthspeaker: 8:09am On Mar 28, 2023 |
Another lamentation from a scammer who failed in scamming 1 Like |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dindondin(m): 8:12am On Mar 28, 2023 |
Sheedymadu1:You made valid points in scamming church goers, not Christians. Real Christians don't fall for material things not to talk of exploitation programs. However, serious acts should be done to those sham Pastors. |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Kingpin1000: 8:29am On Mar 28, 2023 |
It is impossible to scam a Christian, because victims are scammed because of greed. And a Christian must not be greedy. In as much as that point has been clarified, I will endeavor not to commit sin in the name of the Lord. You might think it's fun but I must tell you, their is God and their is Satan too. |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by JASONjnr(m): 8:45am On Mar 28, 2023 |
Dindondin: Lol.... you're very funny.. I wonder if the churchgoers and the suppose Christians are any different. Even tho you guys try to make it sound like there's a huge difference... Know that, Christians are very gullible and this is why we're a mess today. People believe that the scriptures are meaningful when a pastor interprets it and whatever he says about it is final. Christians have been used since the whites brought the religion to Africa. They told you not to react when you get slapped. Give them the other cheek. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dtruthspeaker: 8:51am On Mar 28, 2023 |
Dindondin: Don't worry, no one escapes the punishment of God! |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dtruthspeaker: 8:52am On Mar 28, 2023 |
Kingpin1000: O see my brothers are speaking up. ![]() |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dtruthspeaker: 9:11am On Mar 28, 2023 |
JASONjnr: Why do you talk unintelligibly? You say "we" and yet you are acting like you are not the one causing the mess? JASONjnr: It is known that people are simple and that evil people take advantage of them, but this only happens to churchgoers not Christians. So, if you are so angry, carry a gun and kill all them pastors, instead of coming to whine weakfully here. |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by JASONjnr(m): 9:17am On Mar 28, 2023 |
Dtruthspeaker: I wonder who made them Christians if not the same fake pastors. You must be one of those who will accuse everyone of being Ye with little faith" but in reals sense , you're very gullible and donates all your time to your pastor because they've promised you miracles that will happen if you keep going to their house to wash their cars and clothes. You get orgasm when you're called brother dtruthspeaker You must be pointing fingers because you got told that you're a better version of the Christianson because you are meek. |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dindondin(m): 9:39am On Mar 28, 2023 |
JASONjnr:Seems you v been relating with dumb people and it's beginning to affect you. Dumb people are easy to manipulate either in religion, politics, place of work etc as long as there's a promise or reward for their faithfulness. Even Muslims do so by believing in rewards for certain acts. Terrorists sef blv if they blow you up, 77 virgins awaits them. So what's the fuss? A Christian is a complete being that ll listen to the words of clerics and pick what's useful there without blindly following doctrines anyhow. A good example is the talk of Pst Enenche, Pst Chris about Tinubu which I do not believe. They spoke as individuals not for Christianity or Christians. |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dtruthspeaker: 10:28am On Mar 28, 2023 |
JASONjnr:. Even a stopped clock is right twice in a day so nothing there. |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Techobeys: 10:44am On Mar 28, 2023 |
I’m a devote Christian but I think this is dangerously hilarious |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:20pm On Mar 28, 2023 |
True Christians know their shepherd they will never ever answer a stranger! John 10:5 Our meeting place is the one and only place we think of when talking about worship that's why scammers hate us with passion! ![]() |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Azrael001: 11:20am On Mar 29, 2023 |
Dtruthspeaker:😁😁😂 You don know! |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by KnownUnknown: 12:11pm On Mar 29, 2023 |
Hilarity is Christians turning “churchgoer” into a slur. Lmao |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by Dtruthspeaker: 1:41pm On Mar 29, 2023 |
KnownUnknown: Exactly what mad people say. |
Re: How To Scam Christians In Nigeria by KnownUnknown: 1:49pm On Mar 29, 2023 |
Dtruthspeaker: Are you a churchgoer or a christian? |
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