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Gistlover!!! Why Comedian Lande Is Depressed And Suicidal
You see in this life ehn, some men are victims of bad marriage too, that men are perceived to be strong does not mean we should look on while they are being thrown under the bus.
The said Comedian Ijoba lande is going through a lot and I think that’s why he left his house or maybe it was staged I don’t know, so Lande has one child with a lady in the past and it didn’t work out between them,he then pursued his comedy career and before we know it, he blow small begin see money small smallz that was how he met this girl wey call herself darasimi.
when they met darasimi lied to lande say she get one pikin too, so just like lande, Dara get one pikin, lande get one pikin, that makes the two of them single mum and dad, after plenty loving you, she get belle for lande, that was the beginning of lande woes, after belle Dara mama begin pressure lande say make them come pay bride price even if na small party, naso the guy rally round oo do small thing ontop the girl head, long story short, after Dara moved into lande’s house, na him lande come find out say Dara don get 3 pikin before and not one pikin as claimed, all hell was let loose, lande wanted to run away since then but family help them settle am, one month after na him Dara go pack all her three children enter, plus lande pikin wey him born before, that makes it 4 and now them just born another baby, naso pikin take reach 5 for lande hand oo.
Now na lande dey take care of all the children, even the mother inlaw(Dara mama) will come to the house and start giving orders and doing

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Na WA for marriage these days . Una dy play sha because I can never be scared of marriage.

Lande is another confused coward....

Running away from your house you built because one community pussy lied to you about the number of kids she has from different pricks? Who does that?


You see one of the advantages of marrying a virgin?


Cc; Zonefree.

JasonScoolari:
Lande is another confused coward....

Running away from your house you built because one community pussy lied to you about the number of kids she has from different pricks? Who does that?


You see one of the advantages of marrying a virgin?


Cc; Zonefree.

Lande is a comedian, what do you expect? Most comedians are naturally SIMPle men. Imagine getting married to a Nigerian girl with 3 solid children, that's painful, bro.

Can u imagining

Zonefree:
Lande is a comedian, what do you expect? Most comedians are naturally SIMPle men. Imagine getting married to a Nigerian girl with 3 solid children, that's painful, bro.

3 solid children oh... Just like a rickety hen that lays eggs around.

And Baba SIMP don run commot for him own house.

JasonScoolari:
3 solid children oh... Just like a rickety hen that lays eggs around.

And Baba SIMP don run commot for him own house.

3 children from the demonic wife
2 from him
The demonic wife and her mother.

That's 7 already. The house is full. E run commot so the house can contain them

What a wise and considerate SIMPle husband.

Zonefree:
3 children from the demonic wife
2 from him
The demonic wife and her mother.

That's 7 already. The house is full. E run commot so the house can contain them

What a wise and considerate SIMPle husband.

As the considerate SIMP don run so, if he come back, he go meet another pikin.

JasonScoolari:
As the considerate SIMP don run so, if he come back, he go meet another pikin.

Hahahaha

Na that kind pikin we dey call "Azunna" for Igbo.

Wahala too much , marriage built on lies never last. I don't know why most people hide their children, there are secrets that can't last forever. E reach to run for his sanity but best thing is to send her back to her home for lies .

The coward don return....

Cc; Zonefree

JasonScoolari:
As the considerate SIMP don run so, if he come back, he go meet another pikin.

not funny

HellVictorinho7:
not funny

It was not meant to make you laugh or happy.

JasonScoolari:
It was not meant to make you laugh or happy.

u should not laugh about it

It surprising how men can't tell if a woman has more than one kid

JasonScoolari:
The coward don return....

Cc; Zonefree

Na to throw Welcome Party remain

Guys how person dey take know lady wey don born before or get pikin outside?

BigDawsNet:
Guys how person dey take know lady wey don born before or get pikin outside?

Just do Ur research well .. and never be in a hast to marry someone .. take your time

HellVictorinho7:
u should not laugh about it

Because you are who?

My friend face front.... I will laugh at anything that I find funny.

If you don't find it okay, face front and mind your business

Zonefree:
Na to throw Welcome Party remain

Better welcome party....

JasonScoolari:
Because you are who?

My friend face front.... I will laugh at anything that I find funny.

If you don't find it okay, face front and mind your business

others will laugh at you too

HellVictorinho7:
others will laugh at you too

They're free to do that anytime.


Oya fly.

JasonScoolari:
They're free to do that anytime.


Oya fly.

see road

The Lande guy na total ode. He didn't investigate before marrying her?

He should live with the consequences of his foolishness biko

He doesn’t need to care for the other three kids since the lady lied to him he should have stood his grounds… such a pussy ass

He wanted ro end the marriage but was persuaded to continue. His situation may be spiritual. If not why will your mother-in-law be living in a house you built why you and your family are renting? No be juju be dat?