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Una dey muzzzzzzzz me, I swear. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


When I asked if some of you were married to your specs now, especially you Unlimited22, una nor fit answer me.

Na feminist's future, biological clock, wall and nonsense una dey bother una sef with.


LiFe wiLL mAkE yOu dO tHiNgS yOu sAy yOu wOn'T dO.

Oh.

The same random life and happenstance will not make me find someone who aligns with my ideals and principles?

Abi y'all just picked from a mishmashed of people and tied the knot?

Oh. Absolutely not.

Life will always favour men in their later years, but never women.

stxrlight:
God will punish you and everything you hold dear, animal.

Because look at this sewer rat.

Every conversation about me is always giving you an hard-on, but you're who some dolts and long dead ancestors expect a woman to defer to and treat like a "head", because you carry a flaccid penis that you can't even kick-start.


Life is not showing you shege? Your age is not dealing stupid and banza with you that raumdeuter voluntarily became an advertiser and matchmaker for you?


What exactly is even "manly" about you, let's assume for a second I want to believe men are in a different class to women?

What?

Y'all be doing cho cho cho cho cho cho like parrots on anything that has to do with me, making projections from your unwashed assès, stunted lives and broken childhood dreams.

'Cause what brought about all these? Because I answered a question?

E pele o, eyin agba.

I look for your trouble? Abi I come your way since the last time?

But every gòdforsaken time after a matter dies down, you will always be the first person to jump onto a matter that concerns me, but when I react I will be the problematic and attention-seeking person.

So what do we call yours?

Y'all soothsayers?



I mean, how really really hard is it to just simply (practice) "not care?"

is it that time of the month for you?

It must be really hard been a woman, experiencing menstrual cramps and stomache aches every 5 days of every month.. that's your nemesis right

Or does yours run up to 10 days?

Take a chill pill and embrace your nemesis.. I ain't the cause of it

28 to life

Life will humble all internet poor feminists

This one is supposedly a married man but every blessed day he's out here flirting with girls half his age.



But he's talking about education and experiences.

Ehen?

Was that some of the life's lessons you would have loved to "teach" perchance I continued being chummy with you and we ended up in the DeeHems?

Fantabulous.

Well well well. Here we go again.

stxrlight:
This one is supposedly a married man but every blessed day he's out here flirting with girls half his age.



But he's talking about education and experiences.

Ehen?

Was that some of the life's lessons you would have loved to "teach" perchance I continued being chummy with you and we ended up in the DeeHems?

Fantabulous.

shut up your filthy mouth, if not poverty and laziness, girls like you won't be running to older men for the financial benefits..

He has his wife who he loves and takes care of and also goes out to occasions with.. but he uses harlots like you to change oil 🛢️ every now and then..

Because you girls always open pussy to the highest bidder..

Of course that's the only usefulness that is of you.. sex object..

Or tell me what economic, physical or financial importance you contribute to the society?

EmmanuelScott1:
Not available for download yet

Just chill for another month or so.

It will become available for download in HD or even 4k

the serenity prayer

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference.

Another reason to believe that this all came from a place of ego:

If Jeff Bezos is still verified because he's *affiliated* to Amazon (an organization on Twitter), then why is Bill Gates unverified when Gates Foundation is an organisation too?

Why??

I recall some meme he shared sometime ago. I can't quite remember when or what, but it was like a comparison between him and Gates and I got the feeling at that point that they likely not on the best of terms.

nihilistjnr:
There is no substitute for experience. There is no greater teacher than time. I don't want to pump his ego, but there's a nigga here whose name starts with I and ends with Me, that I used to have lengthy arguments about back in the day about taxation - more specifically about taxing the rich to fund social welfare.

That nigga said something that I only recently understood in it's truest sense...something along the lines of 'when you're young you're a natural socialist, but only an old fool wouldn't drift towards capitalism' or something like that sha.

It takes time to show you what some teachers cannot teach you. Who no hear go feel. That's the beauty of life.

Kwakwakwakwa
Welcome to the conservative party or cross the pond and join the Republican party

That's why I laugh when people say the Republican party will die off with young people. Do they think these young people won't grow?

The current old conservative people were even more liberal than most of our current youth, they started the sexual revolution, they were the Woodstock generation

Life experience made them all who they are today. 20years ago GloriousGbola might have been leading the Obidient campaign in Ilorin like that guy on Twitter Sola Kafinta

GloriousGbola:
the serenity prayer

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference.

Like Elon Mosque choosing to experiment with inchoate ideas on his $44b toy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

GloriousGbola:
Shehu sani and Tinubu go away back to the trenches.

I do not recall the man speaking out against Tinubu. Apc, yes. But Tinubu no.

Tinibu and Atiku are probably celebrating Salah together right now

Unlimited22:
Like Elon Mosque choosing to experiment with inchoate ideas on his $44b toy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

that's the expensive toy 🧸 I've ever seen

nihilistjnr:
There is no substitute for experience. There is no greater teacher than time. I don't want to pump his ego, but there's a nigga here whose name starts with I and ends with Me, that I used to have lengthy arguments about back in the day about taxation - more specifically about taxing the rich to fund social welfare.

That nigga said something that I only recently understood in it's truest sense...something along the lines of 'when you're young you're a natural socialist, but only an old fool wouldn't drift towards capitalism' or something like that sha.

It takes time to show you what some teachers cannot teach you. Who no hear go feel. That's the beauty of life.

I remember Ibime making reference to the quote when he was discussing with Jude during the beginning of the Russia-Ukraine war.

Truly time changes one’s perspective about issues ; it’s just that when the time comes it will be u alone that will come to the realization and will most likely not share it with someone else . If u decide to share, some people will mock u for shifting grounds .

Just look at Wole Soyinka and his recent travails . All that happened and led to the brouhaha is just a case of Wole Soyinka vs Wole Soyinka . People find it difficult to accept that a Wole Soyinka who seized control of a radio station at gun point to express his displeasure about a rigged election is the same Wole Soyinka chastising young people protesting a rigged election 58 years after . Perhaps if he had kept his thoughts to himself, nobody would even think of disrespecting him and everything he stands for .

nihilistjnr:
There is no substitute for experience. There is no greater teacher than time. I don't want to pump his ego, but there's a nigga here whose name starts with I and ends with Me, that I used to have lengthy arguments about back in the day about taxation - more specifically about taxing the rich to fund social welfare.

That nigga said something that I only recently understood in it's truest sense...something along the lines of 'when you're young you're a natural socialist, but only an old fool wouldn't drift towards capitalism' or something like that sha.

It takes time to show you what some teachers cannot teach you. Who no hear go feel. That's the beauty of life.

Na Ibime talk am, no dey disguise lol

And he's absolutely correct.


There's this aphorism that goes this way - If you're not a socialist at 20, you have no heart. If you're not a capitalist at 40, you have no brain.

BlueRayDick:
I remember Ibime making reference to the quote when he was discussing with Jude during the beginning of the Russia-Ukraine war.

Truly time changes one’s perspective about issues ; it’s just that when the time comes it will be u alone that will come to the realization and will most likely not share it with someone else . If u decide to share, some people will mock u for shifting grounds .

Just look at Wole Soyinka and his recent travails . All that happened and led to the brouhaha is just a case of Wole Soyinka vs Wole Soyinka . People find it difficult to accept that a Wole Soyinka who seized control of a radio station at gun point to express his displeasure about a rigged election is the same Wole Soyinka chastising young people protesting a rigged election 58 years after . Perhaps if he had kept his thoughts to himself, nobody would even think of disrespecting him and everything he stands for .

Some things you'll look at and say 'couldn't be me', when the time reach, it will be so you ehn...

It will be you at least three times a week every week for a year make you know say no be fluke.

Life has a funny way of shifting perspectives.

seankafor:
shut up your filthy mouth, if not poverty and laziness, girls like you won't be running to older men for the financial benefits..

He has his wife who he loves and takes care of and also goes out to occasions with.. but he uses harlots like you to change oil 🛢️ every now and then..

Because you girls always open pussy to the highest bidder..

Of course that's the only usefulness that is of you.. sex object..

Or tell me what economic, physical or financial importance you contribute to the society?

Okay.

Still when you're done sha, log offline and go and burn up your blood money on your incurable onset of baldness, low-sperm count, erectile dysfunction, andropause, and on young girls who will Ataga you and run away with your valuables. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GloriousGbola:
the serenity prayer

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference.

Amin loruko jesu

Unlimited22:
Like Elon Mosque choosing to experiment with inchoate ideas on his $44b toy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Twitter has to turn a profit or die.

it is as simple as that.

amazon started in 1994 - its first profit was in 2001

twitter started in 2006 - it is yet to turn a profit.

most of the celebs talking are also entrepreneurs and business people - is it lebron that will carry an expensive loss making business for 17 years?

a large number of businesses, for better or worse are turning to a subscription model. that is what this is, ultimately. you want to use this business as a platform to reach your followers, you have to pay for it. that is how we keep the lights on and the spice flowing.

madness would be for musk to continue to do what had been done for the last 17 years and expect that twitter would eventually make a return on his investment.

you want to talk it in ibime terms - dorsey and the original board of twitter ran street on musk and have left him holding the bag.

This will always be an iconic monument sha.

No greater L.


Lonely, shrivelled hamster.

stxrlight:
This will always be an iconic monument sha.

No greater L.


Lonely, shrivelled hamster.

hahaha 🤣, you still have chance to respond to the email..

This 1k will be yours if you can satisfy me

Who let the dog out!?

Shameless thirsty and lonely wankèr.


You think this is like in the movies or secondary school, abi? 😅😅😅😅

No wahala.

Keep hoping for us to shake hands and kiss off.

seankafor:
hahaha 🤣, you still have chance to respond to the email..

This 1k will be yours if you can satisfy me

Go and use it to feed and treat your dog of a mum. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You nor hear say she break neck when she been dey jump okada?

Oloshi omokomo.

stxrlight:
Shameless thirsty and lonely wankèr.


You think this is like in the movies or secondary school, abi? 😅😅😅😅

No wahala.

Keep hoping for us to shake hands and kiss off.

hahaha, this isn't a brawl fest.. I can't even stoop low to start posting screenshots of past messages.. I don't think I've ever done that before not even to my fellow men I have chats with here.. not to talk of an internet acclaimed poor feminist like you..

Anything you see under my post, na me write ✍️ am 💯..

No time for back and forth..

If you agree to mu offer, one night stand will be okay and over 900k will be yours..

The clock ⏰ is ticking

stxrlight:
Shameless thirsty and lonely wankèr.


You think this is like in the movies or secondary school, abi? 😅😅😅😅

No wahala.

Keep hoping for us to shake hands and kiss off.

Acting like a dog in heat.

Some on y'all have not calmed since I came here.

Like you're really that starved of a female presence?

Like, haba?


What's the big deal??

It is a taboo for me to simply want to join discourses as I want to, and leave?

But women are this, that, these.

As if you people didn't literally set up the standards.

GloriousGbola:
Twitter has to turn a profit or die.

it is as simple as that.

amazon started in 1994 - its first profit was in 2001

twitter started in 2006 - it is yet to turn a profit.

Twitter turned profits in 2018 and 2019.

stxrlight:
Acting like a dog in heat.

Some on y'all have not calmed since I came here.

Like you're really that starved of a female presence?

Like, haba?


What's the big deal??

It is a taboo for me to simply want to join discourses as I want to, and leave?

But women are this, that, these.

As if you people didn't literally set up the standards.

shut up your mouth.. go and roll with your fellow internet feminists and lesbians..

Rats 🐀 don't come where lions 🦁 are feasting

seankafor:
hahaha, this isn't a brawl fest.. I can't even stoop low to start posting screenshots of past messages.. I don't think I've ever done that before not even to my fellow men I have chats with here.. not to talk of an internet acclaimed poor feminist like you..

Anything you see under my post, na me write ✍️ am 💯..

No time for back and forth..

If you agree to mu offer, one night stand will be okay and over 900k will be yours..

The clock ⏰ is ticking

Shut up!!!!

Shameless being.

If you don't want to feed your poor and hopeless mom, then donate it to orphanages or give it out in alms to clear some of your bad karma.

stxrlight:
Shut up!!!!

Shameless being.

If you don't want to feed your poor and hopeless mom, then donate it to orphanages or give it out in alms to clear some of your bad karma.

okay ma

seankafor:
shut up your mouth.. go and roll with your fellow internet feminists and lesbians..

Rats 🐀 don't come where lions 🦁 are feasting

When you leave here first, and go meet your cannibalistic parents.

Mumu.

Because na your buy data for me.