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There is nothing uniquely special about Heaven. The fear of Hell is what ensures the preferability of Heaven. If not, as per the texts, immortality is an ability all souls possess.


For somewhere so eternally glorified, can we mention at least 10 benefits of existing in Heaven?

what would have led you to ask this kin question?

Have you made up your mind to sell your soul?

Ketamine9000mg:
There is nothing uniquely special about Heaven. The fear of Hell is what ensures the preferability of Heaven. If not, as per the texts, immortality is an ability all souls possess.


For somewhere so eternally glorified, can we mention at least 10 benefits of existing in Heaven?

Even till now is still prefer Hell. I go everly survive.

Just pay homage to the chief demons wey dey monitor fire & punishment. Run errands for them and greet them well. You go dey alright to flex & dem go cover for you.

Heaven rules & regulations just too much.
Pray this, sing that, bow down, smile, wear white, don't look at sisters ass, no toasting angels, no highness, prick go just dey stand everyday with no show.

Rubbish!

HeartlessMan:
Even till now is still prefer Hell. I go everly survive.

Just pay homage to the chief demons wey dey monitor fire & punishment. Run errands for them and greet them well. You go dey alright to flex & dem go cover for you.

Heaven rules & regulations just too much.
Pray this, sing that, bow down, smile, wear white, don't look at sisters ass, no toasting angels, no highness, prick go just dey stand everyday with no show.

Rubbish!

Kukuma opt for the Islamic heaven. 72 kpekus to one man. Correct babes with standing bwests and big eyeballs.

ALL THE INHABITANTS THERE ARE SPIRITS AND ENJOY SPIRIT LIVES.
SO GO TO HELL IF YOU WANT A PLACE TO BLEEP.

NO CHANCE FOR ATHEISTS. AND IF YOU CAN'T SING HALLELUJAH DAY IN DAY OUT, GO TO HELL.