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My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by EFULEFU1(m): 8:10pm On May 08, 2023
What is she trying to tell me? embarassed

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by popp(m): 8:16pm On May 08, 2023
Efulefu, she is trying to tell you that you are a womanizer.

She is actually mocking you, that one day you will die on top of "Toto"

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by doggedfighter(f): 8:44pm On May 08, 2023
A gift fit for an efulefu !



grin

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by PoliteActivist: 8:48pm On May 08, 2023
She's trying to get you to eat more fruits
- I thought that'll be obvious

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Dexy4yah(m): 8:58pm On May 08, 2023
High way to the grave grin
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Illegal1(m): 9:04pm On May 08, 2023
Omoh.......nairalanders,were una take dey see all dis pictures slf?

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Oluromantic: 9:39pm On May 08, 2023
Why the left labia come swell pass the right for that cameltoe
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by slam7000(m): 9:50pm On May 08, 2023
Oluromantic:
Why the left labia come swell pass the right for that cameltoe

Is your left nut same level as your right nut?

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Shalommy(f): 9:54pm On May 08, 2023
She dey show u wetin u dey miss. Chaii.. cheesy cheesy

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Oluromantic: 10:16pm On May 08, 2023
slam7000:


Is your left nut same level as your right nut?
That one na nut nw. Cameltoe dey get the same size. What is equivalent to nut in women na breast. Breast size no be the same if you look or press am well. But cameltoe is an equal toe on the right and on the left with the middle line in-between. No wonder they call it toe-toe

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Streetmovement(m): 10:35pm On May 08, 2023
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Some fruits are gradually turning to eve cheesy

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by abfelicity91: 10:36pm On May 08, 2023
She is telling you that you be Efulefu pro max

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Benjaniblinks(m): 10:37pm On May 08, 2023
Oluromantic:

That one na nut nw. Cameltoe dey get the same size. What is equivalent to nut in women na breast. Breast size no be the same if you look or press am well. But cameltoe is an equal toe on the right and on the left with the middle line in-between. No wonder they call it toe-toe
You for ask for the head and breast of the fruit na... angry

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Oluromantic: 10:41pm On May 08, 2023
Benjaniblinks:

You for ask for the head and breast of the fruit na... angry
I no insult you bro. You seem to feel insulted already
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by VinnyBaba: 10:45pm On May 08, 2023
Lolss..
Una no go Kill person for Nairaland. 😄😂😂

OP, Buy Big Banana or Fat Carrot, and Send to Her, too.
Make Everything BALANCE for Nackings. 😊 cheesy
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by meum: 11:46pm On May 08, 2023
It’s best you ask her
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Desusi: 12:22am On May 09, 2023
ORISIRISI IN NAIRALAND.I tired ooo!
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by HussenAdul: 3:38am On May 09, 2023
Which fruit is this, what's the name?
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by timisquare82(m): 4:55am On May 09, 2023
She's trying to tell you to stay away from women
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Gee64: 5:14am On May 09, 2023
That's how her toto looks like, methinks. grin
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Jakumo(m): 5:41am On May 09, 2023
popp:
Efulefu, she is trying to tell you that you are a womanizer.

She is actually mocking you, that one day you will die on top of "Toto"

I laughed for a good while reading this comment. I tell you comedic writers of genius-level talent abound in this forum. God bless Nigeria.
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by TOPCRUISE(m): 5:48am On May 09, 2023
EFULEFU1:
What is she trying to tell me? embarassed
She is telling you to eat it alone
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by MrDoGood(m): 8:09am On May 09, 2023
doggedfighter:
A gift fit for an efulefu !



grin

Meaning please
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by PapaNnamdi: 8:39am On May 09, 2023
Oluromantic:

That one na nut nw. Cameltoe dey get the same size. What is equivalent to nut in women na breast. Breast size no be the same if you look or press am well. But cameltoe is an equal toe on the right and on the left with the middle line in-between. No wonder they call it toe-toe

I think say normal ppl still remain for this country,

Bet as I see OP post come scroll see this one,

Omo na to just find one person make e bite me, make me sef join una for this crase,

Wetin be all this 🤣🤣🤣
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by DaInferno(m): 10:39am On May 09, 2023
Oluromantic:

That one na nut nw. Cameltoe dey get the same size. What is equivalent to nut in women na breast. Breast size no be the same if you look or press am well. But cameltoe is an equal toe on the right and on the left with the middle line in-between. No wonder they call it toe-toe
shutupu!
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Jakumo(m): 10:54am On May 09, 2023
Oluromantic:

That one na nut nw. Cameltoe dey get the same size. What is equivalent to nut in women na breast. Breast size no be the same if you look or press am well. But cameltoe is an equal toe on the right and on the left with the middle line in-between. No wonder they call it toe-toe

Chief Engineer, we hail o. In fact, I carry eyeglasses wear put, come begin dey press calculator complete one hour before I see say na true talk you been dey talk. God breast Nigeria.
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by dedons: 11:35am On May 09, 2023
HussenAdul:
Which fruit is this, what's the name?
TOTONUT

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Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by ItisWell22(f): 12:31pm On May 09, 2023
MrDoGood:


Meaning please


Lost beyond redemption.

Irredeemably lost.

A lost case or course…
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Dangrace01: 12:45pm On May 09, 2023
Oluromantic:

That one na nut nw. Cameltoe dey get the same size. What is equivalent to nut in women na breast. Breast size no be the same if you look or press am well. But cameltoe is an equal toe on the right and on the left with the middle line in-between. No wonder they call it toe-toe

Omo
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by MrDoGood(m): 12:50pm On May 09, 2023
ItisWell22:


Lost beyond redemption.

Irredeemably lost.

A lost case or course…

Woo

I never knew it was this deep

Thanks
Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by HussenAdul: 1:15pm On May 09, 2023
dedons:
TOTONUT
Hmm!

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