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neutralmind:
I weep for the Nigerian police.

If they get to court what exactly will be the charge or charges ?

Did they conduct a drug test ? No

Did they see any drugs or illegal substance as evidence? No

Did the individual act like he was intoxicated? No

When did tongue colour become evidence of drug use in a court of law ?

hmmmmmm God won't make you see wahala. The funny thing is you won't even see their own statement or charges against you na inside court you go hear when the ballif abi na clerk go read your case you go shock b4 you go even know what's up you go don dey prison because I am sure it won't be easy to meet up with the bail condition for that day except you already have everything figured out b4 it happened which is almost impossible abeg naija police no be am at all at all

I got passed off when the driver said your tongue is blue inside the vehicle at night...go and learn work.

neutralmind:
I weep for the Nigerian police.

If they get to court what exactly will be the charge or charges ?

Did they conduct a drug test ? No

Did they see any drugs or illegal substance as evidence? No

Did the individual act like he was intoxicated? No

When did tongue colour become evidence of drug use in a court of law ?

Bros, if you want them to do all of the above before you get bail, na from awaiting trial you go bend in old age oo. Sometimes you are better off cutting your losses and moving on from there. Some people get killed just to decongest the cell. Na me dey tell you.

Good for you

xin5:
On Friday here I decided to go to a club because I was hot and no girlfriend I will be coming home with something to cool off on.
I got dressed, looked nice and went to the club.

Immediately, I sat the girls serving just brought their book like they normally do and asked me what I care for. I wasn't in the mood to drink beer, just something soft. Then my eyes saw a gentleman who sat opposite me drinking a blue substance from his glass cup. It looked fruity. I asked the girl, what's that? She said ELECTRIC ICE tea. I asked if it had alcohol. She said yes and I could make it harder or stronger. Just exactly what I needed, she brought it and I started sipping with straw. I was feeling the vibe from the bar view.

Finally, I saw my specs to cool me off no long talk.. I proceeded to make payment for the drink before the spirit of dorime enter my body... I called a cab and we went back home. Close to my junction, there was a police stop and search. I told the girl to behave that we are passenger. the cab man asked if I have any exhibit like drugs and the rest I said no. Then he asked me why my tongue was blue. I was shocked, then it occurred to me that the electric ice drink I took not quite long..the blue substance colorize my tongue and now it seems as if I just took a pill they call refno

We were already close to the stop search, police man stopped us check the girl I was with, then asked me what was in my pocket. I say phone. I didn't know the other one was observing me. He saw my tongue with the street light on and approached us. They started searching for the drugs, naked me and searched the whole car. I explained to them it was a drink I took for club. This police don't want to hear. They slapped the back of my head and threw me into their van to the station. I slept cell in pain.

Next morning, they told me to write a statement which I made and a phone call to family and it was passed to friend. One even went as far to buy that same drink yesterday morning and brought it to the station..they saw it but they still threatening they take me to court..which I was bailed with a huge sum for a drink that wasn't more than 15k.

Woman I didn't climb and I'm still konjified.

Lol! You should be grateful that you didn't fall into the hands of extremely roguish PM who would even kill you to cover their deeds, and here you are more concerned with sex which you didn't get.
Most times in life, people only change their bad ways after experiencing extremely painful and life threatening situations.
Good luck.

xin5:
On Friday here I decided to go to a club because I was hot and no girlfriend I will be coming home with something to cool off on.
I got dressed, looked nice and went to the club.

Immediately, I sat the girls serving just brought their book like they normally do and asked me what I care for. I wasn't in the mood to drink beer, just something soft. Then my eyes saw a gentleman who sat opposite me drinking a blue substance from his glass cup. It looked fruity. I asked the girl, what's that? She said ELECTRIC ICE tea. I asked if it had alcohol. She said yes and I could make it harder or stronger. Just exactly what I needed, she brought it and I started sipping with straw. I was feeling the vibe from the bar view.

Finally, I saw my specs to cool me off no long talk.. I proceeded to make payment for the drink before the spirit of dorime enter my body... I called a cab and we went back home. Close to my junction, there was a police stop and search. I told the girl to behave that we are passenger. the cab man asked if I have any exhibit like drugs and the rest I said no. Then he asked me why my tongue was blue. I was shocked, then it occurred to me that the electric ice drink I took not quite long..the blue substance colorize my tongue and now it seems as if I just took a pill they call refno

We were already close to the stop search, police man stopped us check the girl I was with, then asked me what was in my pocket. I say phone. I didn't know the other one was observing me. He saw my tongue with the street light on and approached us. They started searching for the drugs, naked me and searched the whole car. I explained to them it was a drink I took for club. This police don't want to hear. They slapped the back of my head and threw me into their van to the station. I slept cell in pain.

Next morning, they told me to write a statement which I made and a phone call to family and it was passed to friend. One even went as far to buy that same drink yesterday morning and brought it to the station..they saw it but they still threatening they take me to court..which I was bailed with a huge sum for a drink that wasn't more than 15k.

Woman I didn't climb and I'm still konjified.

It's too bad of the police men. But then you made it easy for them cos you seem not to know your rights.

I 8 Nigerian police - so corrupted!

That’s why I don’t pity them when ugm kill them like rats that they are, in the sad east.

plumcomm:
I got passed off when the driver said your tongue is blue inside the vehicle at night...go and learn work.

You fill he picked them in the dark? He only got to say that cos they were approaching a check point otherwise he won't mention it.

These are the things tinubu will solve.....like court bawo......wetin be ur offence gan

Naija police has always been useless since time immemorial

xin5:
On Friday here I decided to go to a club because I was hot and no girlfriend I will be coming home with something to cool off on.
I got dressed, looked nice and went to the club.

Immediately, I sat the girls serving just brought their book like they normally do and asked me what I care for. I wasn't in the mood to drink beer, just something soft. Then my eyes saw a gentleman who sat opposite me drinking a blue substance from his glass cup. It looked fruity. I asked the girl, what's that? She said ELECTRIC ICE tea. I asked if it had alcohol. She said yes and I could make it harder or stronger. Just exactly what I needed, she brought it and I started sipping with straw. I was feeling the vibe from the bar view.

Finally, I saw my specs to cool me off no long talk.. I proceeded to make payment for the drink before the spirit of dorime enter my body... I called a cab and we went back home. Close to my junction, there was a police stop and search. I told the girl to behave that we are passenger. the cab man asked if I have any exhibit like drugs and the rest I said no. Then he asked me why my tongue was blue. I was shocked, then it occurred to me that the electric ice drink I took not quite long..the blue substance colorize my tongue and now it seems as if I just took a pill they call refno

We were already close to the stop search, police man stopped us check the girl I was with, then asked me what was in my pocket. I say phone. I didn't know the other one was observing me. He saw my tongue with the street light on and approached us. They started searching for the drugs, naked me and searched the whole car. I explained to them it was a drink I took for club. This police don't want to hear. They slapped the back of my head and threw me into their van to the station. I slept cell in pain.

Next morning, they told me to write a statement which I made and a phone call to family and it was passed to friend. One even went as far to buy that same drink yesterday morning and brought it to the station..they saw it but they still threatening they take me to court..which I was bailed with a huge sum for a drink that wasn't more than 15k.

Woman I didn't climb and I'm still konjified.

How do you speak that shows your tongue?

Or were you laughing at the policemen, cause I don’t understand.

There is a way that seemeth right onto a man by the end is destruction. NO BE ME TALK AM NA BIBLE

Ijaya123:
How do you speak that shows your tongue?

Or were you laughing at the policemen, cause I don’t understand.

Maybe he was sticking out his tongue an doijd ntoin for them. Or them searched his mouth and discovered the blue tongue.

Bunch of useless damned Motherfucker police. Sorry bro.
We getting used to all this shit happening. In the united states it's police brutality and cruelty on black folks, here in Nigeria it's police misuse and abuse of power, abusing and harassing every person they are in the mood to.

plumcomm:
I got passed off when the driver said your tongue is blue inside the vehicle at night...go and learn work.

guy. I was thinking how the cab driver was able to see his tongue at night.

Ijaya123:
How do you speak that shows your tongue?

Or were you laughing at the policemen, cause I don’t understand.

i wonder!

Goalnaldo:
guy. I was thinking how the cab driver was able to see his tongue at night.

when we were discussing price but he didn't tell me then

All because of konji , thank God o , say dem no wire you for 6 feet .

Who talk say woman no dey useful, only the sex part sef, we don useful die 😜😜

For my next world , I go still like come as woman ..

More people need dash cam

Especially if you are going to moving around at night

Meeting armed robber on the road at night is sometimes safer than meeting naija police on the road.

xin5:
when we were discussing price but he didn't tell me then

Learn how to hide your tongue

pek:
You acted out of dear (understandable). You would have agreed to go to court.

omoh......be lyk ngpolice never tution u b4?

the only tin wen go dey ur mind,nah hw to comot frm their net..

Ijaya123:
How do you speak that shows your tongue?

Or were you laughing at the policemen, cause I don’t understand.

omoh.......there are many ways to catch a rat.

u never see who blue tongue b4?

the tin must show at long as u open u mouth to speak,and the police were already observing him..

[quote author=isabi2lof post=123422186]All because of konji , thank God o , say dem no wire you for 6 feet .

Who talk say woman no dey useful, only the sex part sef, we don useful die

xin5:
when we were discussing price but he didn't tell me then

ok boss

Except OP talks like a bleating goat with his tongue drawn out, this story is a fabricated lie.

I don't understand how a driver would notice your tongue at night inside a cab and how a police will also notice your tongue at night?

Do you talk with your tongue hanging down?

xin5:
On Friday here I decided to go to a club because I was hot and no girlfriend I will be coming home with something to cool off on.
I got dressed, looked nice and went to the club.

Immediately, I sat the girls serving just brought their book like they normally do and asked me what I care for. I wasn't in the mood to drink beer, just something soft. Then my eyes saw a gentleman who sat opposite me drinking a blue substance from his glass cup. It looked fruity. I asked the girl, what's that? She said ELECTRIC ICE tea. I asked if it had alcohol. She said yes and I could make it harder or stronger. Just exactly what I needed, she brought it and I started sipping with straw. I was feeling the vibe from the bar view.

Finally, I saw my specs to cool me off no long talk.. I proceeded to make payment for the drink before the spirit of dorime enter my body... I called a cab and we went back home. Close to my junction, there was a police stop and search. I told the girl to behave that we are passenger. the cab man asked if I have any exhibit like drugs and the rest I said no. Then he asked me why my tongue was blue. I was shocked, then it occurred to me that the electric ice drink I took not quite long..the blue substance colorize my tongue and now it seems as if I just took a pill they call refno

We were already close to the stop search, police man stopped us check the girl I was with, then asked me what was in my pocket. I say phone. I didn't know the other one was observing me. He saw my tongue with the street light on and approached us. They started searching for the drugs, naked me and searched the whole car. I explained to them it was a drink I took for club. This police don't want to hear. They slapped the back of my head and threw me into their van to the station. I slept cell in pain.

Next morning, they told me to write a statement which I made and a phone call to family and it was passed to friend. One even went as far to buy that same drink yesterday morning and brought it to the station..they saw it but they still threatening they take me to court..which I was bailed with a huge sum for a drink that wasn't more than 15k.

Woman I didn't climb and I'm still konjified.

Why hunger for things of this world, they would only bring you sorrow, I am speaking for experience.

Eat what is good read your Bible and reconcile with the holy spirit so your salvation can be sure

MisterBanny:
Stop clubbing

Thank you. If fowl with kids stop crorcror how E wan tak feed E children. Oya answer me

Drink what ur used too.

neutralmind:
I weep for the Nigerian police.

If they get to court what exactly will be the charge or charges ?

Did they conduct a drug test ? No

Did they see any drugs or illegal substance as evidence? No

Did the individual act like he was intoxicated? No

When did tongue colour become evidence of drug use in a court of law ?

They will accuse him of something else and may even present drugs in court as the exhibit they found on him.

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