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Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by lumens: 11:20pm On Jul 12, 2023
ukaface:
Motherfvcker😂🤣😂🤣
The only thing you can obviously brag about😂🤣nothing straight for your life🤣😂😂
A Walking HIV+gonorrhoea and syphilis patient 😂
I love you too
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Askmewhy(m): 11:36pm On Jul 12, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Men at work


This gender can steal anything... What does he wants to do with another man's dvck.. maybe he wanna attach it to his own


Covetous gender always going after what is not rightfully theirs
Sister, e be like say u dey vex for this m-gender. Wetin them do you?
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by isoftic: 12:08am On Jul 13, 2023
In anything you do.. peace should be your top priority with your neighbor… go to public gatherings.. yoruba, Hausa and igbo enjoy peacefully wny nairaland and twitter
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Denko2721987(m): 12:28am On Jul 13, 2023
This is am old video nah..
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by omoadeleye(m): 12:35am On Jul 13, 2023
Jennyclay:
God is answering my prayers.

Let Nigerian men continue to kill themselves until they go extinct.

In the previous news, a man killed his fellow man and sold his organ, now this one is stealing his fellow man organ.

Lord, let no woman be a victim to these heartless and useless men again! let men continue to kill themselves.

Amen and Amen!!!
This is so bad.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 12:43am On Jul 13, 2023
Well nobody stole Michael's penis. grin

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Nobody: 1:10am On Jul 13, 2023
With the current Nigerian population, what is the use of the joystick!
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Nobody: 1:41am On Jul 13, 2023
Wawelexy:
But how does these things happen sef? Is it that it will disappear or cut off, or probably becomes smaller? And yet some people says there's nothing like juju
your kind of reasoning is why these "juju" story easily sell.

You believe this story without any empirical proof,

Did you see the empty penis place?

Then why did you just believe?

No wonder you practice religion,lol
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 1:44am On Jul 13, 2023
Wawelexy:
But how does these things happen sef? Is it that it will disappear or cut off, or probably becomes smaller? And yet some people says there's nothing like juju
minasu190:
How the man take loseguard?
horlamitijide:
It is well... what are people turning into sef huh
Why are people so credulous and gullible?? There are 3 sides to every story. They cleverly only showed you the "victim"'s side. May be the "perpetrator" said he knew nothing about stealing dicks. The entire thing can also be bloggers arrangee.
You folks should learn to be skeptical of things that don’t make logical sense!
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 1:50am On Jul 13, 2023
FrankishKing:
Well nobody stole Michael's penis. grin
Is that how a penis looks??
Where is the penis in the second photo?
Michelle grew up with a bunch of girls who knew her intimately and also had boyfriends.
But conspiracy loonies are never stopped by such FACTS!!

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:02am On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
Is that how a penis looks??
Where is the penis in the second photo?
Michelle grew up with a bunch of girls who knew her intimately and also had boyfriends.
But conspiracy loonies are never stopped by such FACTS!!
Then how do you explain those girls having droopy noses and their supposed father Barack Obama has a wide Hamite nose? Yet look at Obama's father his nose is the same wide Hamite nose as Obama and the brother and sister of Obama's father's family have all wide Hamite noses. Obama has royal lineage that has continued for thousands of years it's not going to be erased when he has children by any woman. In fact Obama Sr. Had a child by Ann Durham a white woman yet still Obama received his father's nose.

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:03am On Jul 13, 2023
All the Obamas have the same noses despite Obama having a white mother but his supposed daughters have droopy noses.


I have the same nose as my father and my brother who has a different mother but share the same father as me has the same nose.


DaddyCoool

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:12am On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool



Tupac Shakur and his father Billy Garland have the same nose and Tupac's brother who has the same father Billy Garland Jr has the same nose.

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:15am On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool

Why you running now? grin


Tupac Shakur Amaru doesn't have his mother's nose but he clearly has his father's nose.


The nose knows it's father.

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:26am On Jul 13, 2023
David Adedeji Adelekea and his father both have the same nose.


And David's sister has the same nose. She's pretty grin




DaddyCoool

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:31am On Jul 13, 2023
Former President Buhari and his son have the same nose.



DaddyCoool

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by meobizy(m): 2:45am On Jul 13, 2023
The worst kind of illiterate is the type who can read and write.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Nobody: 2:47am On Jul 13, 2023
ukaface:
You no go like dash me husband??
Women with good mouth and character no see husband na women with bad character and bad mouth go easily see? Lmao…
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:58am On Jul 13, 2023
meobizy:
The worst kind of illiterate is the type who can read and write.
ox·y·mo·ron
/ˌäksəˈmôrˌän/
noun
a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. faith unfaithful kept him falsely true ).
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Nyne: 3:02am On Jul 13, 2023
😂

This thing is impossible.

He simply thought of it, and it began to look like it’s happening to him.

Give him some days to relax his mind, sleep, and eat good food. He will wake up and his d!ck will be hard as a rock 😂.

It’s just his thoughts that’s playing tricks on him 😂
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by sirray001: 3:53am On Jul 13, 2023
Higherthan:
grin
If we look well, I'm sure he supported that 3rd class presidential candidate from Anambra...
He wants to use the joystick for baby factory production cheesy
oponu. Suffering and smiling
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by HRprof: 4:12am On Jul 13, 2023
The current situation of renewed suffering can cause disappearance of joysticks. May this favor agbadorian family. Amen
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Yugoslavia247(m): 4:54am On Jul 13, 2023
Jennyclay:
God is answering my prayers.

Let Nigerian men continue to kill themselves until they go extinct.

In the previous news, a man killed his fellow man and sold his organ, now this one is stealing his fellow man organ.

Lord, let no woman be a victim to these heartless and useless men again! let men continue to kill themselves.

Amen and Amen!!!
Womb gone
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by EmperorFred: 5:12am On Jul 13, 2023
Jennyclay:
God is answering my prayers.

Let Nigerian men continue to kill themselves until they go extinct.

In the previous news, a man killed his fellow man and sold his organ, now this one is stealing his fellow man organ.

Lord, let no woman be a victim to these heartless and useless men again! let men continue to kill themselves.

Amen and Amen!!!
drop your papa address lets start from him
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Hotwest: 5:34am On Jul 13, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Men at work


This gender can steal anything... What does he wants to do with another man's dvck.. maybe he wanna attach it to his own


Covetous gender always going after what is not rightfully theirs
he wants to give u to svck it
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Hotwest: 5:37am On Jul 13, 2023
FrankishKing:
Former President Buhari and his son have the same nose.



DaddyCoool
Your name must be Nosa
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FireUpNow(m): 5:50am On Jul 13, 2023
Dem no dey steal kpekus and breast sef?
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by ukaface(f): 5:56am On Jul 13, 2023
DominusPrime:
Women with good mouth and character no see husband na women with bad character and bad mouth go easily see? Lmao…
I use bad mouth for you before??
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by SmithRussell(m): 6:01am On Jul 13, 2023
Bigchristo:
One of our neighbor in Benin way back lose his dick to this sets of people till date
So what did/does he use for peeing?
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by MeaslesMumpsRub: 6:02am On Jul 13, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Men at work


This gender can steal anything... What does he wants to do with another man's dvck.. maybe he wanna attach it to his own


Covetous gender always going after what is not rightfully theirs
No worry na men dey run am.
Men wey wear overall.
Men at work.
If Woman run am.
Na Man she be
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Scamwatcher: 6:04am On Jul 13, 2023
African with low mentality.
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