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Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Beuberry(f): 7:58am On Jul 13, 2023
VOsimhen144:
when will u, jennyclay, siofra, Saphiere, ukaface nd goodlady hv sense in dis life?
sharap
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Ravenna: 8:05am On Jul 13, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Men at work


This gender can steal anything... What does he wants to do with another man's dvck.. maybe he wanna attach it to his own


Covetous gender always going after what is not rightfully theirs
Evil gender bashing men
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f):
FrankishKing:
Then how do you explain those girls having droopy l
But far above all these the ultimate PROOF that Michelle is those girls' mother is that mother instinct.
There is something about a mother with her own biological children
There is how women are with children that are NOT biologically theirs. A mother with her biological children behaves a certain way - hence the storied mother's love and sacrifice. Michelle had always said that her most important role was mother
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by shortgun(m): 8:24am On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
Ignorant fuuls, can they proof that shit in court?.
You are the ignorant one here claiming woke, under the constitution of Nigeria you will be jailed for possessing diabolic power.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by PrepNosa: 8:30am On Jul 13, 2023
Why you dey looseguard.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Expanse2020(m): 8:37am On Jul 13, 2023
Jennyclay:
God is answering my prayers.

Let Nigerian men continue to kill themselves until they go extinct.

In the previous news, a man killed his fellow man and sold his organ, now this one is stealing his fellow man organ.

Lord, let no woman be a victim to these heartless and useless men again! let men continue to kill themselves.

Amen and Amen!!!
SEE THEM LGBTQ PEOPLE...YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE DICK...THIS GENDER GO DEY DRILL YOUR PUNAR LIKE MAMAGRILL DEY DRILL HER PIQ DRILL grin grin
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing:
DaddyCoool:
Compare these noses. Conspiracy loonies are SHAMELESS!
Shameless attempt to deflect the truth.


Those are not Obama's daughters.


They are William Nesbitts. grin


Kindred spirits. Michelle is no a woman than Bobrisky.

grin

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Ghoxt: 8:49am On Jul 13, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Men at work

This gender can steal anything... What does he wants to do with another man's dvck.. maybe he wanna attach it to his own


Covetous gender always going after what is not rightfully theirs
Fact is, you can't live without the gender you refer to.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by SweetDipBenny(m): 8:51am On Jul 13, 2023
Old news
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Kinzo0917(m): 8:57am On Jul 13, 2023
I AM FROM THE WEST, BUT I WILL SAY YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. HOW OLD ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU FOOLS GAIN WITH THESE TRADING OF TRIBALISTIC TALK EVERY NOW AND THEN? I DONT BLAME YOU FOOLS, I BLAME SEUN OSEWA FOR NOT BANNING IDIOTS LIKE YOU FROM THIS FORUM. WE ARE GETTING FED UP WITH NAIRALAND.
Higherthan:
grin
If we look well, I'm sure he supported that 3rd class presidential candidate from Anambra...
He wants to use the joystick for baby factory production cheesy
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Pootle: 9:00am On Jul 13, 2023
african can never grow....what is this
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by emonis88: 9:15am On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
So if there were no men what women will miss most is shopping?? That's what you focused on - a role that woman can also fill!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now u r speaking for d ladies that they need d Mr D , ain't it. 🤣🤣🤣
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Higherthan: 9:24am On Jul 13, 2023
sirray001:
oponu. Suffering and smiling
😂😆 It's obvious you're suffering 🤣
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Higherthan: 9:24am On Jul 13, 2023
Kinzo0917:
I AM FROM THE WEST, BUT I WILL SAY YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. HOW OLD ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU FOOLS GAIN WITH THESE TRADING OF TRIBALISTIC TALK EVERY NOW AND THEN? I DONT BLAME YOU FOOLS, I BLAME SEUN OSEWA FOR NOT BANNING IDIOTS LIKE YOU FROM THIS FORUM. WE ARE GETTING FED UP WITH NAIRALAND.
LoL omoale Yoruba tongue
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 9:27am On Jul 13, 2023
Well Bobrisky still has his penis. grin

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by 24SEVEN: 9:54am On Jul 13, 2023
Jennyclay:
God is answering my prayers.

Let Nigerian men continue to kill themselves until they go extinct.

In the previous news, a man killed his fellow man and sold his organ, now this one is stealing his fellow man organ.

Lord, let no woman be a victim to these heartless and useless men again! let men continue to kill themselves.

Amen and Amen!!!
If you really want Nigerian men to go extinct, start by killing your male relatives. They would be an effort in the right direction. undecided
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by phemmyfour: 9:58am On Jul 13, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Men at work


This gender can steal anything... What does he wants to do with another man's dvck.. maybe he wanna attach it to his own


Covetous gender always going after what is not rightfully theirs
Where are your medications?
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Tommydare(m): 10:01am On Jul 13, 2023
Na pikin wey no know him mama boyfriend dey call am uncle. Juju no dey kehuh
Wawelexy:
But how does these things happen sef? Is it that it will disappear or cut off, or probably becomes smaller? And yet some people says there's nothing like juju
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Tommydare(m): 10:05am On Jul 13, 2023
Buy phone for a ladyhuh Entitlement mentality is something you've gotta deal with. And you go still end up in the kitchen cooking jolof rice for a man one day. Either you like it or not.
Jennyclay:
why don’t you come and keep me quiet!! undecided

Are you the one that bought me phone and datahuh You that can’t even buy yourself a good phone not to talk of gifting a lady.

Biko, leave me alone!!!
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by dontrulee: 10:55am On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
The eye can EASILY be deceived. Always remember that.
Whoever set up this our reality, did it such that things RARELY deviate from natural laws.
Whenever something deviates from that, suspect there is a human trick or hidden technology involved
Yes the eyes can easily be decieved but it's the same eyes we use to perceive reality.
I know what I saw. Before I saw what I saw, I never believed.
Hopefully, you'll see yourself one day. Till then, things like this may remain fables to you and I totally understand you grin
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by bigtt76(f): 11:15am On Jul 13, 2023
Why are they stealing sef? Can't they just borrow another man's preek, use and return? Haba cheesy


officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_f7WOM-O80

Man caught by security operatives after "stealing" another man's joystick shocked shocked shocked

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m):
shortgun:
You are the ignorant one here claiming woke, under the constitution of Nigeria you will be jailed for possessing diabolic power.
grin grin grin grin yea right! What an achaic constitution, no wonder Naigeria is still backwards. Jailing someone without proof of any thing, what da hell is diabolical powers? What does that shit mean? That is the point.

And what da fork is "woke"? Woke don't mean a damm thing! It is just jargon!

Could you please provide me with the link to this Naigerian constitution so i can confirm it myself? grin
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 11:48am On Jul 13, 2023
AuschwitzPrefec:
Funny enough , Nigeria criminal system recognises JuJu charms as a potent lethal weapon.
What an achaic and ignorant system, no wonder they are where they are.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by AuschwitzPrefec: 11:53am On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
What an achaic and ignorant system, no wonder they are where they are.
There is dark magic .

Don't be fooled to think there isn't.

Even the whites have Dark Projects that their govt funds.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 11:57am On Jul 13, 2023
AuschwitzPrefec:
There is dark magic .

Don't be fooled to think there isn't.

Even the whites have Dark Projects that their govt funds.
Come on man! grin grin Again, can you proof any of these your ridiculous claims?
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 11:58am On Jul 13, 2023
Funflipper:
I think you are the ignorant one here. That shit happens for real. I used to doubt it just like you until I saw it with my own two eyes.
Yea! You expect me to believe you? Co's you said?. grin grin


Show me proof!
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by AuschwitzPrefec: 12:10pm On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
Come on man! grin grin Again, can you proof any of these your ridiculous claims?
Even LEAs in the US have sought the assistance of Pyschis in locating missing people.

The CIA even admitted to it in this Declassified doc

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R000100280009-3.pdf
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 12:13pm On Jul 13, 2023
AuschwitzPrefec:
Even LEAs in the US have sought the assistance of Pyschis in locating missing people.
we are not talking psychics are we? grin and how accurate are these psychics ussually? Inshort! Get rid of the police! replace them with psychics. grin
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by AuschwitzPrefec: 12:16pm On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
we are not talking psychics are we? grin and how accurate are these psychics ussually? Inshort! Get rid of the police! replace them with psychics. grin
I have updated my post with a CIA doc on Psychics .


You have powers beyond your imagination.

TPTB want you not to tap into it by claiming it's all mumbojumbo.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f):
FrankishKing:
Shameless attempt to deflect the truth.


Those are not Obama's daughters.


They are William Nesbitts. grin


Kindred spirits. Michelle is no a woman than Bobrisky.

grin
Mr. Conspiracy nut job, what would it take for an impoverished guy like you to give up your children to be raised by another couple?? Talkless of accomplished and wealthy couple with all the resources to give a child the best life. Even if you are willing, how will you convince your wife?
There is something about Conspiracy theories that stops people from reasoning. How about Michelle's parents, siblings, and those who knew her? How much would you bribe them to keep it all hush hush??
The Nesbitts have children same age as Obama's children. Does it mean they had twins and gave Obamas one each time??!!

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 1:41pm On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
Mr. Conspiracy nut job, what would it take for an impoverished guy like you to give up your children to be raised by another couple?? Talkless of accomplished and wealthy couple with all the resources to give a child the best life. Even if you are willing, how will you convince your wife?
There is something about Conspiracy theories that stops people from reasoning. How about Michelle's parents, siblings, and those who knew her? How much would you bribe them to keep it all hush hush??
The Nesbitts have children same age as Obama's children. Does it mean they had twins and gave Obamas one each time??!!
Kindred Spirits Unite to cause deception and strife.

grin


There are no pregnant men.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 1:44pm On Jul 13, 2023
FrankishKing:
Kindred Spirits Unite to cause deception and strife.

grin


There are no pregnant men.
And what would be the great motivation and purpose for it all - the whole great grand conspiracy by people who have been straightforward and honest in other aspects of their lives??!! Think sometimes. You are not an automaton!
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