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Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 6:28pm On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
Exactly! besides, i think you would find this isn't about me. cheesy i am not the former American first lady, no one gives a shit how i was born or if my mother ever gave birth to me. I am not important, but Micheal is.
But you agree if you were former American first lady, nobody would be able to prove your momma gave birth to you
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Bigchristo: 7:09pm On Jul 13, 2023
SmithRussell:
So what did/does he use for peeing?
He can Pee but prick nor Dey stand if him see woman 😊
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 7:21pm On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
But you agree if you were former American first lady, nobody would be able to prove your momma gave birth to you
Why would any body not be able to do so? The former first lady is one of the most popular person on earth, one of the most public individual also. She wouldn't be able to keep the fact that she gave birth secret, even when prince william and his brother was born after giving birth, Diana was photographed in hospital, Diana was also one of if not the most public personal on earth she wasn't able to keep her births secret.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 7:39pm On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
Why would any body not be able to do so? The former first lady is one of the most popular person on earth, one of the most public individual also. She wouldn't be able to keep the fact that she gave birth secret, even when prince william and his brother was born after giving birth, Diana was photographed in hospital, Diana was also one of if not the most public personal on earth she wasn't able to keep her births secret.
My friend nobody can PROVE your mum gave birth to you. Even a video of her giving birth could be faked or the baby wasn't you.
Besides you are being ridiculously deceptive. Obama was a total unknown in 1998 when his kid was born, just elected into STATE legislatire. That's what you are comparing to Lady Diana!
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
My friend nobody can PROVE your mum gave birth to you. Even a video of her giving birth could be faked or the baby wasn't you.
Besides you are being ridiculously deceptive. Obama was a total unknown in 1998 when his kid was born, just elected into STATE legislatire. That's what you are comparing to Lady Diana!
grin grin grin You are very clever. You are right but What do you mean nobody can prove my mother gave birth to me? Did you give birth to me? What about the nurses or doctor who were there at the time? Or my father who was also there. undecided no mother has ever giving birth without anyone witnessing it come on man! grin

I bet if Obama did a DNA on her 2 daughters it would be negative.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 8:41pm On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
grin grin grin You are very clever. You are right but What do you mean nobody can prove my mother gave birth to me? Did you give birth to me? What about the nurses or doctor who were there at the time? Or my father who was also there. undecided no mother has ever giving birth without anyone witnessing it come on man! grin

I bet if Obama did a DNA on her 2 daughters it would be negative.
The only way anybody can be sure your mama actually gave birth to you is to be there and witnessed the actual birth. Even then, babies have been later switched.
Those two girls are BIOLOGICAL children of Michelle Obama!! And Michelle Obama is a full blown woman and has always been!
The other conspiracy loonie, FrankishKing, has finally shut up

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 8:55pm On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
The only way anybody can be sure your mama actually gave birth to you is to be there and witnessed the actual birth. Even then, babies have been later switched.
Those two girls are BIOLOGICAL children of Michelle Obama!! And Michelle Obama is a full blown woman and has always been!
The other conspiracy loonie, FrankishKing, has finally shut up
That is what i said, earlier you said NO Body (even in capital letter) can prove my maam gave birth to me, make your mind up man! undecided


How come you know so much about Micheal Obama this much? you dug up many pictures of her childhood. You must be a big fan of her.


Well.. you have managed to convince me that Michelle is a woman, great job! grin
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by BrazilianOG(m): 8:56pm On Jul 13, 2023
Jennyclay:
God is answering my prayers.

Let Nigerian men continue to kill themselves until they go extinct.

In the previous news, a man killed his fellow man and sold his organ, now this one is stealing his fellow man organ.

Lord, let no woman be a victim to these heartless and useless men again! let men continue to kill themselves.

Amen and Amen!!!
Monkey
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by BrazilianOG(m): 8:57pm On Jul 13, 2023
WEALTHYLADYTIME:
SERIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS.




SOMEONE WILL JUST CHOOSE TO BE HEARTLESS LIKE EVIL BUHARI THAT TREATED NIGERIANS BADLY .








JESUS IS LORD


WEALTH IS GOOD.
Mama bless me jare
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 9:23pm On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
That is what i said, earlier you said NO Body (even in capital letter) can prove my maam gave birth to me, make your mind up man! undecided


How come you know so much about Micheal Obama this much? you dug up many pictures of her childhood. You must be a big fan of her.


Well.. you have managed to convince me that Michelle is a woman, great job! grin
What I mean is NOBODY can prove to another person by photo/video that your mama actually gave birth to you.

I have convinced you? In that case you are not a true conspiracy nut job. NOTHING convinces a true conspiracy kuku. Infact they still saying everybody who took covid vaccine will shortly die!
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by carlos1(m): 9:39pm On Jul 13, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Men at work


This gender can steal anything... What does he wants to do with another man's dvck.. maybe he wanna attach it to his own


Covetous gender always going after what is not rightfully theirs
he wan give am to em babe as vibrator
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 9:55pm On Jul 13, 2023
Calitoscassius:
That is what i said, earlier you said NO Body (even in capital letter) can prove my maam gave birth to me, make your mind up man! undecided


How come you know so much about Micheal Obama this much? you dug up many pictures of her childhood. You must be a big fan of her.


Well.. you have managed to convince me that Michelle is a woman, great job! grin
Kindred Spirit I have many posts on here to manage this isn't even my post. You keep your love bunny close to heart. grin Here is another lover for you man lovers. Black people are the biggest gender benders on Earth. Barack Obama an African was the first ever openly Gay U.S president who called his own wife Michael for the whole military command.

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 10:01pm On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
The only way anybody can be sure your mama actually gave birth to you is to be there and witnessed the actual birth. Even then, babies have been later switched.
Those two girls are BIOLOGICAL children of Michelle Obama!! And Michelle Obama is a full blown woman and has always been!
The other conspiracy loonie, FrankishKing, has finally shut up
Quit this fakeness.

Please accept my apology Mr Bobrisky.

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 10:18pm On Jul 13, 2023
FrankishKing:
Quit this fakeness.

Please accept my apology Mr Bobrisky.
The conspiracy nut case is back!
They wish. Gays always bending over backward to make it seem homosexuality was ever historically accepted as norm in Africa - or anywhere for that matter

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 11:34pm On Jul 13, 2023
DaddyCoool:
The conspiracy nut case is back!
They wish. Gays always bending over backward to make it seem homosexuality was ever historically accepted as norm in Africa - or anywhere for that matter

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Onuimo(m): 11:49pm On Jul 13, 2023
Maybe he wants to add it to his own.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by DaddyCoool(f): 1:40am On Jul 14, 2023
[quote author=FrankishKing post=124406674][/quote]Can you please stop maligning an innocent woman with these dumb postings. You already know beyond doubt this is a woman. Have you no conscience??

As for the carving, don't you see the breasts on the female? Desperate gays grabbing at straws!!
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:16am On Jul 14, 2023
DaddyCoool:
Can you please stop maligning an innocent woman with these dumb postings. You already know beyond doubt this is a woman. Have you no conscience??

As for the carving, don't you see the breasts on the female? Desperate gays grabbing at straws!!
Kindred Spirit

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 11:24am On Jul 14, 2023
DaddyCoool:
What I mean is NOBODY can prove to another person by photo/video that your mama actually gave birth to you.

I have convinced you? In that case you are not a true conspiracy nut job. NOTHING convinces a true conspiracy kuku. Infact they still saying everybody who took covid vaccine will shortly die!
grin grin grin grin grin


I am a rational thinker, i value different opinions, especially when and if they make sense. I don't just swallow everytihing i read on social media or otherwise.



I took the covid vaccine, i am still here balling. grin as i said, i don't believe everything i read or hear.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m):
FrankishKing:
Kindred Spirit I have many posts on here to manage this isn't even my post. You keep your love bunny close to heart. grin Here is another lover for you man lovers. Black people are the biggest gender benders on Earth. Barack Obama an African was the first ever openly Gay U.S president who called his own wife Michael for the whole military command.
Who da hell is this? I don't remember responding or quoting any of your comments. undecided

And i am not obsessed with what gender Michelle Obama is, she can be a man or woman, i don't care! Unlike you who is obsessesd with Michelle obama
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 12:53pm On Jul 14, 2023
Calitoscassius:
Who da hell is this? I don't responding or quoting any of your comments. undecided

And i am not obsessed with what gender Michelle Obama is, she can be a man or woman, i don't care! Unlike you who is obsessesd with Michelle obama
I'm exposing and you're covering. Anyone that has eyes can see that but you are exposing yourself and vindicating me.


I love you and pray that you repent and accept Jesus Christ in your heart and mind.

grin

If you know where Bobrisky is please tell him about my apology.

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Calitoscassius(m): 1:49pm On Jul 14, 2023
FrankishKing:
I'm exposing and you're covering. Anyone that has eyes can see that but you are exposing yourself and vindicating me.


I love you and pray that you repent and accept Jesus Christ in your heart and mind.

grin

If you know where Bobrisky is please tell him about my apology.
Fork you man! grin you are exposing yourself, What has it got to do with you what gender Michelle Obama is? None of your forking business! I think you must be one of these people you claim to be exposing, otherwise why are you so obssessed with this shit? Go look for something reasonable to do with your bloody life, or you be honest to your confused gay head and come outta your closet. grin


You and your Jesus can lick my bum.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:33pm On Jul 14, 2023
Calitoscassius:
Fork you man! grin you are exposing yourself, What has it got to do with you what gender Michelle Obama is? None of your forking business! I think you must be one of these people you claim to be exposing, otherwise why are you so obssessed with this shit? Go look for something reasonable to do with your bloody life, or you be honest to your confused gay head and come outta your closet. grin


You and your Jesus can lick my bum.
Kindred Spirit you are the only one talking about kissing and licking.



grin


And I have never once asked if you are gay I just naturally assumed you were offended because you have a thing for Michael Michelle Obama Robinson. Apparently so.

Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Rinoxy: 11:09pm On Jul 15, 2023
Old gist.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by FrankishKing: 2:08am On Jul 16, 2023
Rinoxy:
Old gist.
It's been going on for thousands of years.
Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by Bestmanwealthy(m): 4:51pm On Jan 01, 2024
Are you okay
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