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May Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians favour me and my family
Ndi ala

Higherthan:
The most useless and lazy people we have in THIS economy are those supporting that fraudulent man called OBI, they will soon flood this thread to rant as usual, they don't see anything positive with their eyes 👀 foolish 🐷.

You must be daft.... He who the gods want to kill they will first make deaf.

festacman:
What this means:

If you spend at least 1 hour to analyse football matches and than place a bet, take a bow, because you are not unemployed.

If you spend at least 1 hour to pose as a sexy lady online to chat with men, obtain their nudes and blackmail them, keep working hard because Nigeria regards you as gainfully employed.

If you spend at least 1 hour bombing formats out from your lappy, be happy because even though EFCC is unhappy about your activities NBS is happy you are employed.

If you spend at least 1 hour on hook-ups with a man, take a bow, you are contributing to the Nigeria's GDP.

If you spend at least 1 hour on X (Twitter) to drive impressions, take a bow, you are gainfully employed.

If you are among the people who spend at least 1 hour to watch movies online for money, repost porn works of porn artistes for money, etc., rejoice because you are not part of unemployed statistics in Nigeria.

Alleluia somebody, Nigerian economy is booming.

Amen. Glorious 🇳🇬

dre11:
The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) has stated that 76.7 per cent of Nigerians are employed in the first quarter of 2023. The bureau, which…




https://dailytrust.com/working-for-1-hour-shows-you-are-employed-nbs-tells-nigerians/

I swear these people are evil, look at the types of countries they are copying methodology from.
If 67% of Nigerians are working then who are the people crying of hunger everyday?
Just because a Yoruba man is president they now remember that the methods they were using was not good.

shortgun:
May Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians favour me and my family
Ndi ala

Maaaaaaaaaaad people

dre11:
The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) has stated that 76.7 per cent of Nigerians are employed in the first quarter of 2023. The bureau, which…




https://dailytrust.com/working-for-1-hour-shows-you-are-employed-nbs-tells-nigerians/

so audio employment and propaganda lokan bayii

shortgun:
May Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians favour me and my family
Ndi ala

Nigeria is gone spiritual and physically

JJfrank22:
Brother na God ooo
If u no get person wey know person inside the carban ehhn, u go just dey look urself.

Na pH city ooo

Chai na so ooo. Teaching job na No go area for my end here. Na 15 to 25k dem dey pay. Imagine ooo. I no fit do that kind work

.

I don't know what to say.. This is one weak men

They have no oita of respect for Nigerians... Everything is a game to them. So technically, we are all employed.... Wow.

This is a new low, the lowest of the low

Audio employment and propaganda lokan bayii..so if there is employment how come companies are closing down..and foreign companies divesting..gsk is leaving the shores of this country..shell has been selling its assets over the years in this country..those retrenched which audio job are they now doing.

How much is the salary/wages for a one hour job?

joelbooks:
People that work one hour make and contribute more than those that waste hours at work tweeting and gossiping on Nairaland

Your level of reasoning sha...

Do you know that the one hour you wasted commenting on Nairaland today has been captured as employment for you by NBS?

Dey play!

JJfrank22:
Chaiiiii
This country will not kill me
Where is the employment na

I'm wondering if I am the cause of this unemployment ( either too dull or having a low IQ) that I can't find a good work to do Or the government hasn't done well enough to provide a good working environment and has refused to give us good jobs without greasing the palms of those in charge of the recruitment

Abeg let me manage my 70k teaching job with suffering and smiling

you even thank God your own reach 70k
I have said it. This satanic government have nothing to offer.

Truth is better. A lot of people are actually employed and quite a number are underemployed.

Please how much per hour jobs in Nigeria. I heard one hour in a week is enough. Is like I will relocate back to Nigeria 🇳🇬

Even the dead people buried in the cemetery are still living (technically)!

Bureau of statistics, how much did Tinubu paid you? Anyways, who cares about whatever corrupt figures, it's only a matter of time for me to finally breakthrough. After 10 years unemployment, I look at my msc certificate, and all I can see is opportunities abroad. God help me this time. I have been unable to get that visa after three previous attempts, but this time will be my time. When i leave, aswear my kids will never know the road to Nigeria.

Having nursed the wounds and agony of stampeding the right of well meaning Nigerians who suddenly developed interest and hope in the country due to Peter Obi’s presence in the presidential race, After further dividing the citizens if the country along ethnic, Tribal and religious lines which unfortunately brought about hatefulness amongst us, After plotting and carrying out a bloody and carefully planned coupe de etat on Nigerians, After purchasing the conscience of Yakubu Mahmoud and his co conspirators and undermining the power of well meaning Nigerians, one would think TINUBU and APC have anything good to offer but here we are facing same joke of an administration making unstoppable and continuous mockery of the citizens. Lies upon Lies, waking up to one silly propaganda or another each and everyday, worse and worser the economy goes, hard and harder life becomes for the citizens of a country blessed with so much natural resources.

May posterity never be fair on all of you evil politicians May your generations never know peace. Life is not all about stealing looting and amassing wealth but humanity! One would think Tinubu had made so much money and only wants to be president just to right some wrongs but no the old greedy hag still hangs onto lies and deceit…..Shame on you all

We have finally entered one chance ....🙄
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To be honest if i was a politician id probably do worse only because i feel Nigerians arnt actually siffering i mean just look at the rubbish that comes out on a daily baises from these politicians and we are still laughing about it if i was BAT id continue to take advantage of that cause its obvious Niherians seem to be able to take whatever these politicians give out is it bandits inserurity, bad economy no jobs corruption, no elecricity what manner of evil have they not done to deserve a revolution yet we all tell jokes about it anyways it might be till a 100 years before we finally say enough is enough but for now lets stop complaining and suffer in silence thats truly. what we are we are born as Nigerians to suffer.

Dyfynezz12:
How much is the salary/wages for a one hour job?

50k. For inquiries contact NBS Nigeria limited

Higherthan:
The most useless and lazy people we have in THIS economy are those supporting that fraudulent man called OBI, they will soon flood this thread to rant as usual, they don't see anything positive with their eyes 👀 foolish 🐷.

May everything tinubu's government represents happen to your family

MISTAICEY02288:
Chai na so ooo. Teaching job na No go area for my end here. Na 15 to 25k dem dey pay. Imagine ooo. I no fit do that kind work

Where is ur area??

Tinubu government is the worst government

Higherthan:
The most useless and lazy people we have in THIS economy are those supporting that fraudulent man called OBI, they will soon flood this thread to rant as usual, they don't see anything positive with their eyes 👀 foolish 🐷.

so calling someone that worked for only one hour gainfully employed a good statistics.
Oga, you are a fuuul! I pray that your children and you will get only one hour job. Amen

Johandel:
Please how much per hour jobs in Nigeria. I heard one hour in a week is enough. I like I will relocate back to Nigeria 🇳🇬

Hahahaha

Haba, I am speechless.

NBS IS USELESS

All these Technicality and Statistics can not solve the problem of hunger. You guys should just do what you are supposed to do. And stop trying to leverage failure on numbers.
How many Nigerians live within the standard?