₦airaland Forum

nairanaira12:
May everything tinubu's government represents happen to your family

You're my family too 😍

joelbooks:
People that work one hour make and contribute more than those that waste hours at work tweeting and gossiping on Nairaland

mumu! According to your NBS even those that are commenting on nairaland here for an hour are gainfully employed. Is that the type of government you want us to support? If they tell you to swear with your life or the life of your children, can you swear that 76.7% of Nigerians are working?

Instead of govt to support private companies with loan of low interest,reduce their VAT so as to employ more people and pay good salaries to reduce unemployment in the country,he be like say I get sense pass federal govt

strenghtt:
Very soon they will tell the world that 90% Nigerians are rich because they can afford to eat once a day. Nonsense!!!! These people have completely ran out of idea to fix this country. Citizens you are on your own !!!

No solution leaders is what we have in Africa. What they know is politicking. They play politics even after getting power and that's why the system is always regressing.

JJfrank22:
Where is ur area??

Osogbo Osun State.

Private Schools job here is more like Slavery

sleek214:
😂😂😂😂. No wonder unemployment dropped by 4.1%> Mad ooo

hahahahaha! My brother so it only 4.1% unemployed now?
I swear Tinubu and his Yoruba teams thought that everybody is like their people.( So foolish)

Which All RUNS GIRLS in Nigeria are fully employed and were all captured in this statistics.
Nigeria truly has a miracle working god....

festacman:
What this means:

If you spend at least 1 hour to analyse football matches and than place a bet, take a bow, because you are not unemployed.

If you spend at least 1 hour to pose as a sexy lady online to chat with men, obtain their nudes and blackmail them, keep working hard because Nigeria regards you as gainfully employed.

If you spend at least 1 hour bombing formats out from your lappy, be happy because even though EFCC is unhappy about your activities NBS is happy you are employed.

If you spend at least 1 hour on hook-ups with a man, take a bow, you are contributing to the Nigeria's GDP.

If you spend at least 1 hour on X (Twitter) to drive impressions, take a bow, you are gainfully employed.

If you are among the people who spend at least 1 hour to watch movies online for money, repost porn works of porn artistes for money, etc., rejoice because you are not part of unemployed statistics in Nigeria.

Alleluia somebody, Nigerian economy is booming.

Hahahahaha! Funny but true. And if you spend some few hours online sexually teasing men into hookup and sex video calls as in BIGO and the likes, you are infact gainfully employed.

When I see all this things I become more proud of being an IGBO MAN,we are too REALISTIC to be in NIGERIA

We didn't vote APC because we know what they are made of

Imagine what the GOVERNMENT is telling the people he is supposed to care for

There is no hope for NIGERIA in APC GOVERNMENT

festacman:
What this means:

If you spend at least 1 hour to analyse football matches and than place a bet, take a bow, because you are not unemployed.

If you spend at least 1 hour to pose as a sexy lady online to chat with men, obtain their nudes and blackmail them, keep working hard because Nigeria regards you as gainfully employed.

If you spend at least 1 hour bombing formats out from your lappy, be happy because even though EFCC is unhappy about your activities NBS is happy you are employed.

If you spend at least 1 hour on hook-ups with a man, take a bow, you are contributing to the Nigeria's GDP.

If you spend at least 1 hour on X (Twitter) to drive impressions, take a bow, you are gainfully employed.

If you are among the people who spend at least 1 hour to watch movies online for money, repost porn works of porn artistes for money, etc., rejoice because you are not part of unemployed statistics in Nigeria.

Alleluia somebody, Nigerian economy is booming.

On colos.....😅 NBS don ment oh

UnfairLife7:
Nigeria is a cursed nation from day one

Only you, ur family members and entire unfortunate generations that are cursed from day one.

If your Nigeria is cursed
You are cursed as well, and will never see the good of your cursed land, anytime you consume whatever produce from the land of Nigeria, you will purge all your intestines out....PERIOD

UnfairLife7:
Nigeria is a cursed nation from day one

APOPTOSIS:
Which All RUNS GIRLS in Nigeria are fully employed and were all captured in this statistics.
Nigeria truly has a miracle working god....

Gainfully employed

hahahahahahaah

Na statistics we go SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOP? ? ? ? ?

Almunjid:
You, ur family members and entire unfortunate generations are cursed from day one.

Arindin omo. I know you must be a Yoruba man. Never do well gang with misery.

You're not more Nigerian than others. Keep asslicking your oppressors that has stolen your future and that of your unborn kids

TINUBU WANTS TO RUN A GOVERNMENT OF PROPAGANDA,I PITY HIM AND HIS PEOPLE

Taylor90:
Tinubu is the most useless human being on earth


Forget that he stole his way up

Most times wealth doesn’t mean you’re sensible

Tinubu na bastard

Ori gbogbo yin to daru

Look at thos shamelessness

Why not include beggers too and Armed robbers as employed??

Ventura1:
If your Nigeria is cursed
You are cursed as well, and will never see the good of your cursed land, anytime you consume whatever produce from the land of Nigeria, you will purge all your intestines out....PERIOD

God will make your life and that of your family to be like what Nigeria is today. Amen

Your life and that of your entire family with your children and unborn children will be like what Nigeria is today and never be like those good countries that your useless corrupt leaders run to on a daily basis

Amin

PHIPEX:
Look at thos shamelessness

Why not include beggers too and Armed robbers as employed??

They are employed. The only unemployed Nigerian now are kids and sick ones on bed.

Whatever I wish for Nigeria to be is what it will bear for me, I see Nigeria as a land that flow with milk and honey, a good land. Therefore the land of Nigeria will be good to me.

But you that considered Nigeria cursed, and probably still walk and feed on the land you cursed. How can such land bear good fruit for you? Whatever the land your cursed produced and you consume will automatically become a poison, it is natural. You get it?

UnfairLife7:
God will make your life and that of your family to be like what Nigeria is today. Amen

Your life and that of your entire family with your children and unborn children will be like what Nigeria is today and never be like those good countries that your useless corrupt leaders run to on a daily basis

Amin

Ventura1:
Whatever I wish for Nigeria to be is what it will bear for me, I see Nigeria as a land that flow with milk and honey, a good land. Therefore the land of Nigeria will be good to me.

But you that considered Nigeria cursed, and probably still walk and feed on the land you cursed. How can such land bear good fruit for you? Whatever the land your cursed produced and you consume will automatically become a poison, it is natural. You get it?

your life and your entire family lives shall be miserable like Nigeria. Amen.

Your life and that of your entire family lives will be like what Nigeria is today. Amen

It is your Nigeria that is miserable not my Nigeria, so miserable will be your portion in as much as you walk on the land of Nigeria, eat and drink water produced in Nigeria.

It is whatever you wish the land that it will yield for you, to simplify it.....YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW

UnfairLife7:
your life and your entire family lives shall be miserable like Nigeria. Amen.

Your life and that of your entire family lives will be like what Nigeria is today. Amen

Higherthan:
The most useless and lazy people we have in THIS economy are those supporting that fraudulent man called OBI, they will soon flood this thread to rant as usual, they don't see anything positive with their eyes 👀 foolish 🐷.

The people who liked your post are just 5 including yourself 6....

Makes it 6 foolish people in one room.


Pity

Ventura1:
It is your Nigeria that is miserable not my Nigeria, so miserable will be your portion in as much as you walk on the land of Nigeria, eat and drink water produced in Nigeria.

It is whatever you wish the land that it will yield for you, to simplify it.....YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW

your life and that of your entire family lives will experience what Nigeria has gone through. Amen

Your life and that of your entire family lives will never experience what those good countries are going through. Amen

The most useless statement I ever heard in recent times.........

dre11:
The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) has stated that 76.7 per cent of Nigerians are employed in the first quarter of 2023. The bureau, which…




https://dailytrust.com/working-for-1-hour-shows-you-are-employed-nbs-tells-nigerians/

Does working 1 hour a week mean that you are gainfully employed? What kind of foolishness is this, for Gods sake?

Well, well, well, hold on to your hats because we've got some groundbreaking news, folks! The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) has just worked its magic and pulled a rabbit out of its hat: a staggering 76.7% of Nigerians are employed Can you believe it? I mean, who knew the job market in Nigeria was so robust? It's almost like finding a unicorn in your backyard.

But wait, there's more! The NBS claims that Nigeria's unemployment rate plummeted from a whopping 33.3% in Q4 of 2020 to a minuscule 4.1% in the first quarter of 2023. And why, you ask? Well, strap in, because it's all thanks to a brand-spanking-new methodology. No longer do you need to work a whole 20 hours to be considered employed. Nope, just a measly one hour in the past seven days will do the trick! Who cares about decades of labor statistics conventions, right? It's time for a modern twist.

And let's not forget the wise words of Prince Adeyemi Adeniran, the Statistician General of the Federation, who assures us that this change has nothing to do with making the new government look good. No siree! It's all about "bringing up the method." So noble.

Oh, and have you heard the great news? According to this revolutionary methodology, informal employment, including agriculture, among employed Nigerians is a jaw-dropping 92.6%. Clearly, the labor force is just living the dream, hustling away on their farms, blissfully unaware that they could be part of the prestigious 4.1%.

But wait, there's a voice of reason amidst all this revelry. Atiku Bagudu, the Minister for Budget and Economic Planning, has declared that the mere 12% of waged employment shows that the government needs to do more to provide jobs for graduates. A mere 12%? You've got to admire his optimism!

And let's not forget Paul Alaje, the senior economist at SPM Professionals, who cracks the code for us. The reduction in unemployment has absolutely nothing to do with the government's efforts, policies, or job creation in the private sector. Nope, it's just that people are busy doing stuff that's apparently beneath their capacity. Maybe they're all secretly CEOs of multinational corporations working undercover?

So there you have it, folks! The NBS has waved its magic wand, the unemployment problem has disappeared like a puff of smoke, and we're all living the dream of one-hour-a-week employment. Who would've thought that statistics could be this entertaining?

Written by Comrade Ibrahim Aliyu
Comradeibrahimaliyu@gmaildotcom
Abuja

Just 3 months and all these propaganda...

Just imagine how it will be after 4 year.

dre11:
The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) has stated that 76.7 per cent of Nigerians are employed in the first quarter of 2023. The bureau, which…




https://dailytrust.com/working-for-1-hour-shows-you-are-employed-nbs-tells-nigerians/

Is being delusional now a criterion for awarding professorships?

Taylor90:
Tinubu is the most useless human being on earth


Forget that he stole his way up

Most times wealth doesn’t mean you’re sensible

Tinubu na bastard

Most times... You be the real bastard here