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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Satanistx: 4:29am On Sep 15, 2023
tega192:
When this thing happened to my guy ,then I understood how it works ,Omo them naked babe for my guy diccck nor gree stand ,Omo this world is fill with wicked people
another trash. so if ur guy suffers froom erectile dysfunction, u will blame it on an innocent man? why didnt u guys video the before and after so we can be sure of this
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by musicwriter(m): 4:32am On Sep 15, 2023
Funflipper:



That shit is real bro. I am a living witness. people think I'm crazy when I say it but I just can't stop. Organ theft is as real as night and day, just pray you don't fall victim.

Even fake reality (scam) would appear as real reality in the mind of a scam victim, though he'll be using correlation as causation.

What I explained is the metaphysics- the backend reason that makes it appear to be real.
I also added that it would be difficult for many people to understand.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by BALLOSKI: 4:45am On Sep 15, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Please stop disgracing us online abeg! undecided
Why would a gay like you feel embarrassed online?
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by ikorodureporta: 5:22am On Sep 15, 2023
grin grin
looks real though
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Royceey(m): 5:46am On Sep 15, 2023
Once your Penis is taken this is how your once Big Gbola will look.

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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by elonize(m): 5:53am On Sep 15, 2023
musicwriter:


The reality is that someone has given your guy a substance that tranquilizes dick, not that a supernatural force took his dick.
If you do your research, you'll discover that the person who so called stole your guys dick is a victim of a scam in the hands of people who promise to give him big dick.

The scam works by keeping the one who needs a strong dick stupid by getting him to use correlation (the fall of your guys dick) as causation.

However, the bizarre way nature works it that the more stupid the person who needs a strong dick, the more he'll get a temporary strong dick because he's thinking some spirit is doing it. His strong dick would wane quickly and he would begin looking for someone else to give him yet another strong dick.

In reality, the one that actually gets jazzed is the person looking for strong dick. Bottom line: it's a scam.....a very good scam.

This may be difficult for many to understand but I have no simpler way to say it.
dis ur words is out of point.
Wetin concern who 1 do big dick n dis...kai😂😂😂
Wen dem do u...I go know weda dis ur mouth fit sharp say na scam
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by elonize(m): 5:56am On Sep 15, 2023
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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by elonize(m): 5:57am On Sep 15, 2023
MufasaLion:
There's nothing like that. It's all cock and bull story.
wen dem vanish ur cock,u will still b left with bull..so no worries😂😁
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by XYZo: 6:10am On Sep 15, 2023
Hambivert:
Physically and spiritually, the Penis is the most significant part amongst reproductive organs in both males and females.
I have never for once heard women robbed off theirs in this manner. In some religion, the penis is celebrated as a god, in some cultures the penis is also celebrated in festivals as a cultural icon.
What is it about the Penis that even females who because of a psychological imbalance, are attracted to their same gender cannot hide the fact that the Penis or its look alike contains a form of sugary sweetener¿ To them, dislike for the man never translates to dislike for the Penis (hello d¡ldo!)

Anyways, Nigeria is the real definition of stranger things.
Anyone who doubts that these things happens should sparogatively allow themselves to be used as a scapegoat.

Left nairaland 20 years ago , now I'm back and you are verily still addicted to the use of thos word wink . Well done sir ! Keep up the good work sparogatively .
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Nobody: 6:29am On Sep 15, 2023
DaddyCoool:


What did I tell you? I said a couple weeks, it's not even up to 2 days.
BLOGGERS!
They didn't show anything
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by nams77: 6:37am On Sep 15, 2023
thrillionaire:
Lol I still wonder how this actually happens. Does the place just become blank or like a vagina? It's quite funny sha
The manhood shrinks drastically and won't rise to work
Happened to a class mate Raphael. The idiot who did it was beaten to stupor and it was returned. Raphael had to be taken to a red light district to test the returned gun and ensure it is working

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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by twilliamx(m): 6:56am On Sep 15, 2023
TheFacelessM
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shocked

A friend of mine said he witnessed a similar incident in Lagos.

When the genital snatcher was caught and beaten, he returned the victim's d*ck but gave him that of an albino grin






























My friend is a notorious liar. So caveat emptor undecided



grin
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by LordReed(m): 7:03am On Sep 15, 2023
XYZo:


Left nairaland 20 years ago , now I'm back and you are verily still addicted to the use of thos word wink . Well done sir ! Keep up the good work sparogatively .

You can lie for Africa o. Nairaland was created less than 20 years ago so how have you been away for 20years? LoLz.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Sirmikky1(m): 7:50am On Sep 15, 2023
thrillionaire:
Lol I still wonder how this actually happens. Does the place just become blank or like a vagina? It's quite funny sha

It shrinks in size
You won't be able to urinate
You won't be able to do tungba cos the preek no go gree stand

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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by PaNnamdi: 8:04am On Sep 15, 2023
tega192:
When this thing happened to my guy ,then I understood how it works ,Omo them naked babe for my guy diccck nor gree stand ,Omo this world is fill with wicked people
Keep quiet
Impotent men just looking for who to use as Scape goat.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by SeriouslySense(m): 8:10am On Sep 15, 2023
Yes yes. Now that is innovation and application, abi genius.
Ameboperoo:

Or use the the same technique to remove cancer tumor, appendicitis, transplant organs etc
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Ashawoman82: 8:13am On Sep 15, 2023
AmazingELixir:
grin


Nairaland and their sensational reportage... The prick snatcher said the joystick will comeback by 4pm by god grace cheesy cheesy.

I wonder which god he is referring to certainly not my Lovely one true God.
lol, that part really got me weak .
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Starships4u(m): 8:13am On Sep 15, 2023
DaddyCoool:


And you believe a man obviously not with his full faculties

That's why I found it hard to believe...
Annoying this is all these ones they catch aren't the main people... The are just riders who some big men use to commit crimes...whilst they sit comfortably in their houses.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Ashawoman82: 8:22am On Sep 15, 2023
Royceey:
Once your Penis is taken this is how your once Big Gbola will look.
grin Kai, naija na cruise walai.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by semyman: 8:25am On Sep 15, 2023
nifemi25:
How did it happened?
WAEC
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Olufemiolaolu(m): 8:42am On Sep 15, 2023
Isukuso prick collector grin grin grin
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by seborrhic: 9:04am On Sep 15, 2023
Naijaboy18:

*Africans* no black person in the diaspora does things like this
I don't quite agree.
Go to the Carribean countries,populated and ruled by blacks.
You will find the same superstitious beliefs,the same abysmal rule and the same utter,unbelievable underdevelopment and you begin to sometimes ask yourself or wonder:is it truly the same brain God gave the Blackman and the Whiteman?
Then contrast this and go to South Africa,ever since apartheid was abolished,the country seems to be heading down a slope,though still far more developed than other black Nations due to the extra ordinary development projects already done during the apartheid era.But superstition is still ride in those black neighbourhoods and the underdevelopment is obvious.
The blacks need to ask ourselves the question,why do we seem to belief in things we can't prove and that defy logic,despite God giving us assumed same brain as the Caucasians?
Why can't we successfully govern ourselves to lead to development and growth of both society and people?
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by sylve11: 9:15am On Sep 15, 2023
Skit. embarassed

Na melaninboy. He has no true contents to publish. angry cool

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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by LawyerLomo(m): 9:48am On Sep 15, 2023
jaeyking:
Abeg grin

This news is quite funny
Like how does it happen
Like how

Biko make person dey conscious of him gun oo



If you love to know how, just come to Lafia or Nasarawa Eggon and see how people are victims of missing their joystick.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Timoleon(m): 9:50am On Sep 15, 2023
Even in America and Western Europe, predominantly black neighborhoods are likely to be ghettos
seborrhic:

I don't quite agree.
Go to the Carribean countries,populated and ruled by blacks.
You will find the same superstitious beliefs,the same abysmal rule and the same utter,unbelievable underdevelopment and you begin to sometimes ask yourself or wonder:is it truly the same brain God gave the Blackman and the Whiteman?
Then contrast this and go to South Africa,ever since apartheid was abolished,the country seems to be heading down a slope,though still far more developed than other black Nations due to the extra ordinary development projects already done during the apartheid era.But superstition is still ride in those black neighbourhoods and the underdevelopment is obvious.
The blacks need to ask ourselves the question,why do we seem to belief in things we can't prove and that defy logic,despite God giving us assumed same brain as the Caucasians?
Why can't we successfully govern ourselves to lead to development and growth of both society and people?
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by LawyerLomo(m): 9:51am On Sep 15, 2023
Royceey:
Once your Penis is taken this is how your once Big Gbola will look.


This picture is one of the victim in Nasarawa Eggon or Lafia.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by izonborn098(m): 10:11am On Sep 15, 2023
Whether you believe it or not'' it's not fake..
Oya reason na, how do you feel when an atheist tell you their is no God? The atheist is serious and want an evidence of ur claim saying their is a God but you can't provide evidence only bible verses which is not necessary...
I believe you now understand an atheist has the right to reject ur God despite u GIVING it 101% TRUST..
Kobojunkie:
That one na mental condition naw! Why are folks so gullible for Pete's sake! undecided

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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Calitoscassius(m): 10:22am On Sep 15, 2023
Total rubbish, i mean, if a man is capable of stealing another man's penis, that would be genius, Naigerian government should employ him to work his magic on the detoriating economy. Foool!
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Calitoscassius(m): 10:23am On Sep 15, 2023
Satanistx:
another trash. so if ur guy suffers froom erectile dysfunction, u will blame it on an innocent man? why didnt u guys video the before and after so we can be sure of this
Don't mind the fools, grin grin if anyone is capable of doing that, that would be genius.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DavidTech23(m): 10:33am On Sep 15, 2023
tega192:
When this thing happened to my guy ,then I understood how it works ,Omo them naked babe for my guy diccck nor gree stand ,Omo this world is fill with wicked people
If na you, your dick go stand? people dey look, you want make e stand. Mumu man.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Malawian(m): 10:39am On Sep 15, 2023
Igbo proverb goes like this..
Ka ma ibi, ya buru amu ocha.
TheFacelessMan:
shocked

A friend of mine said he witnessed a similar incident in Lagos.

When the genital snatcher was caught and beaten, he returned the victim's d*ck but gave him that of an albino grin






























My friend is a notorious liar. So caveat emptor undecided

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