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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Kurumaru: 5:55am On Nov 07, 2023
No matter what this government does, some foolish dead brain bastard imbeciles (HOUSE SLAVES)that have sworn not to be useful to thereTHIER family FAMILIES and country, will always SUPPORT & FEIGN HAPPINESS.

REMODIFIED FROM THE POST BENEATH ME.

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Fugazy2023: 6:01am On Nov 07, 2023
No matter what this government does, some foolish dead brain bastard imbeciles that have sworn not to be useful to there family and country will always wail, cry and shed hot premium tears.

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Elsueno: 6:31am On Nov 07, 2023
meum:
I laugh whenever I read about 9ja’s 213 million + population😂

If this isn’t hijacked(which I doubt) then the actual population will be known.




U forget neh, it is now almost 230-260 millions...A mean Thier are lots of us in 9ja including the foreigners from surrounding African countries way smuggled themselves...But even at that, I don't think we are up more than 160million... Governors just keeps exaggerating to cash out from federal while federal adds its own salt and Maggi to cash out from Oyibo and Thier numerous NGOs
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by nokspos: 6:40am On Nov 07, 2023
I've been wondering why no government has ever proposed this.... past government really never meant well for this country. If this is the only thing tinubu is able to get right . Then he's the best leader ever in Nigeria.

How do you take care of your children when you don't know their numbers.

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by pendragonbladgo(m): 6:42am On Nov 07, 2023
koiki4bat:
grin someone who doesn't know when he was born? Has no certificate and is a very heavy drug dealer in the 80s is the one opening portal?

By the time Nigerians come for this kriminal whether is sango he will call on grin
Even if He is a criminal, He should work. We have many criminal Pastors and others in civil service commission that kills our Nation.

This Man his working tirelessly but you people are their crying. Can everyone become President at the same time?
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by omolola12345(m): 6:43am On Nov 07, 2023
Good development. I pray it works effectively. Then we are moving forward in Nigeria. We still have a long way to go.

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by pendragonbladgo(m): 6:44am On Nov 07, 2023
Sincerely, Tinubu led Government have alot to offer.

Can we say at this age Nigeria don't have birth and death e-data ?

Seriously this Government are simply THINKING!
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by IVORY2009(m): 6:50am On Nov 07, 2023
A step in the right direction
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Olaideolayemi(m): 6:55am On Nov 07, 2023
Good statistics work!!!
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by legitnow1: 6:58am On Nov 07, 2023
RUBBISH, SIMPLY GOING TO COPY WHAT IS IN LONDON AND BRINGING IT HERE IS NOT WHAT WE NEED.

WE DONT NEED A COPY-CAT PRESIDENT.



SOMETHING, THEY WILL CORRUPT WITH FRAUD BECAUYSE NIGERIA IS SIMPLY NOT AT THAT STAGE.

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by freemanq(m): 7:11am On Nov 07, 2023
Nice idea, but wait how many people in the village have access to internet? Nor how many people in Nigeria have access to internet enable phones? Plz we have other places to channel our money. Nigeria needs security, food , good road.

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by todugo(m): 7:17am On Nov 07, 2023
So how much are we to pay for registration? Or is it another avenue to tax the people😂😂
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Newyorkitis(m): 7:25am On Nov 07, 2023
BafanaBafana:
Yaaaaay! Tinubu is working.

Let me explain why Tinubu is the rightful person to rule Nigeria.

In a military setting, the senior soldier leads.
In an academic setting, the most brilliant leads
In a setting of criminals, the senior criminal should be the one leading.
Nigeria is a crime scene, who is better to lead Nigeria than the most senior criminal we have. That was how he was able to win
In countries that abhor crime, Tinubu can not win elections.



Hahahahaha
This is preposterous, man.

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by mufadem2012: 7:27am On Nov 07, 2023
Good one
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Newyorkitis(m): 7:28am On Nov 07, 2023
MS2471:


Accurate statistics for Economic planing, policy and budgeting

And example is family planning Incase of too much birth

If you followed the last political campaigns, you'll know that Tinubu is not interested in Statistics.
During one of his rallies, he said Na Statistics we go chop?
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by MS2471: 7:29am On Nov 07, 2023
Newyorkitis:


If you followed the last political campaigns, you'll know that Tinubu is not interested in Statistics.
During one of his rallies, he said Na Statistics we go chop?

Do we eat or chop statistics?! We plan with it and not campaign with it

As an accountant he spoke fact

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Echrist(m): 7:38am On Nov 07, 2023
Is a nice one,I have so far registered 300 children in the portal..Only 0-5 yrs that was the instruction given to us by UNICEF, maybe they want to include all ages...It requires Nin,u can't duplicate ur details,once captured is truly captured
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Echrist(m): 7:38am On Nov 07, 2023
Is a nice one,I have so far registered 300 children in the portal..Only 0-5 yrs that was the instruction given to us by UNICEF, maybe they want to include all ages...It requires Nin,u can't duplicate ur details,once captured is truly captured .

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by daygee12: 7:51am On Nov 07, 2023
EyeCumInPiece:
Hope he will use the occasion to tell Nigerians when he was born and explain the miracle of graduating from Govt College Lagos in 1970 before it was established in 1974.

Take heart bro, u are still bereaved
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by PHAYOL81: 8:01am On Nov 07, 2023
Good idea. Before we undergo census headcount, we must have good and sustainable day to day record of death and birth rates so that plans and policies to be/administered thereafter would be clearly defined, targetted and undertaken
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Crafteck1: 8:11am On Nov 07, 2023
SoNature:
I like this. Every country that genuinely wants to make progress must know its real population.

If this system starts working, faking birth certificate will become impossible in the future.

For someone whose life is shroud in deceit, you are saying you dont see this as a means to take billions, same as irev..

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by JagabanB: 8:13am On Nov 07, 2023
Racoon:
Person wey no get traceable genealogy, with multiple inconsistent dates of birth, no childhood (that he has to steal Donald Duke's childhood picture for him) is the one ironically going to launch such a noble scheme? What a nation. Emilokan criminality is a big dent on this nation.
PitObi Iosers.
Get a grip of ur life.
Focus on 2027 which u will still because of the way u all conducted yourselves after elections.
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by JagabanB: 8:14am On Nov 07, 2023
mytime24:
National id card still a rocket 🚀 science in naija, now Apc don bring another rocket 🚀 science chemistry
How's National ID a rocket science?
Is because u feel like talking or it's because u dón't know anything?
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by Bravepenis: 8:20am On Nov 07, 2023
Nice 🙂 He want to how many that dance and survive his Bulaba regim.
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by ceejay80s(m): 8:29am On Nov 07, 2023
What of those that are dead but still living under tinubu hardship
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by sweetjohn(m): 8:36am On Nov 07, 2023
All Agbodorians will dominate the dead portals and list by the end of his unconstitutional govt
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by dkidd: 8:55am On Nov 07, 2023
Very good. Anyone who doesn't see the good in this must really be daft.

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by pt2629: 9:47am On Nov 07, 2023
this is one one the shot have been expecting from our past presidents, but they fail to do it.
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by darkdenizen: 9:53am On Nov 07, 2023
With the current development I believe that Tinubu is making a bold statement in saying NEVER AGAIN.

NEVER AGAIN will an already dead president continue to persist in governance in the person of the late Umar Yaradua and the late Buhari aka jubril el Sudan.

NEVER AGAIN will a president with unknown origin and identity be ever declared a winner of a presidential election in the person of Bola Ahmed Tinubu aka amoda sangolere Gloria yekini sangodele F Akinniyi Adesoji Magaji....etc. and so on and so forth. (Sorry the list is endless. Feel free to add any omissions).

NEVER AGAIN will a non Nigerian such as Atiku Abubakar aka Siddiq bukar ABBA Bakare etc from Cameroon ever attain the vice president of Nigeria.

A BOLD NEVER AGAIN will a presidential candidate ever twist statistics and quote false figures to generate fake news in swaying ignorant electorate to steal a mandate in the person of Peter Obi.

NEVER AGAIN.
Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by meum: 9:58am On Nov 07, 2023
Elsueno:





U forget neh, it is now almost 230-260 millions...A mean Thier are lots of us in 9ja including the foreigners from surrounding African countries way smuggled themselves...But even at that, I don't think we are up more than 160million... Governors just keeps exaggerating to cash out from federal while federal adds its own salt and Maggi to cash out from Oyibo and Thier numerous NGOs
I was following data from google sef. I remember I heard 230million one time like that. The matter dey funny me no be lie.

I remember a time I argued with someone that Lagos population isn’t up to 20million. The response I got was that it’s more than that👀. Then we were just above 160million according to their numbers. Going by this 230-250million, I bet lagos population would have reached 40million & Kano 39.99-40.1million(the population fight between these two cities is also funny)😂😂

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Re: Tinubu To Unveil Birth, Death Registration Portal by pt2629: 10:21am On Nov 07, 2023
sweetjohn:
All Agbodorians will dominate the dead portals and list by the end of his unconstitutional govt
you daft ooo, atleast you welcome the idea first.

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