₦airaland Forum

OasisX:


.....who be the person with colored lips though. LOL!

Na imagination want finish me o!

BlueRayDick:
Damage Control activated

https://www.nairaland.com/7917046/fresh-facts-rubbish-claims-lagos

Me sef I shame for them seeing their response

Investigations by this medium revealed that the state Public Procurement Agency made mistake in the figures it posted online on the budget performance from the Deputy Governor's Office.

So the answer to Doherty is 'don't mind us we are not competent enough to report accurately on our own spend. The documents and information we put into the public domain is not reviewed or vetted for integrity.

The only way I can take this response seriously is if ogas at the top at the public procurement agency face public disciplinary action

izzou:


[color=royalblue]You see that Doherty open letter?

Na nyash dem go use am clean, come throw am inside bush.

So what about the 200 million wey Sanwo-Olu use take pay lawyers to defend am? That one na 200k too?
[/color]

Most likely they will never admit in public but they know now to either adjust the expenses cos people are watching or stop releasing such records in the future

raumdeuter:
Once Wike hear his British accent, he will reply

I tok am, No son of Rivers go dey support Shelsea

Leave that matter. Ibime will code switch and challenge wike to see who can take more monkey tail. Na hard men wike respect and Ibime knows the language of the creeks

raumdeuter:
Most likely they will never admit in public but they know now to either adjust the expenses cos people are watching or stop releasing such records in the future

[color=royalblue]I'm sure they will eventually admit.

What would be baffling is how stupid the reason would be.

Maybe Sanwo-Olu uses access bank and network was bad, so he asked the state to send to his lawyers on his behalf. He has returned the money back.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Otti don prepare better excuse to seal the thievery

So when you see billions again, just know there are agencies under the governor's office.[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I'm sure they will eventually admit.

What would be baffling is how stupid the reason would be.

Maybe Sanwo-Olu uses access bank and network was bad, so he asked the state to send to his lawyers on his behalf. He has returned the money back.[/color]

You never admit such in public, cos the opposition will use it to flog you forever. You correct it in-house and put a denial statement in public or at best say "We are looking into this, we will conduct our investigations and let you know"

Going forward they will either find creative ways of padding, confusing the public and chopping or stop the open accounting thing

Thinking this will stop them from chopping is self deception

My own Makinde I dey find if he will release his own expenses

raumdeuter:
You never admit such in public, cos the opposition will use it to flog you forever. You correct it in-house and put a denial statement in public or at best say "We are looking into this, we will conduct our investigations and let you know"

Going forward they will either find creative ways of padding and chopping or stop the open accounting thing

My own Makinde I dey find if he will release his own expenses

[color=royalblue]I have seen his somewhere. Can't remember

Na the same shocker dey there[/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/7917037/ekeke-justifies-gov-ottis-spending

Damage Control everwhere

Doherty has upped the game for now and everyone's expenditure is coming under scrutiny.

The good, the bad and the outright ridiculous

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I have seen his somewhere. Can't remember

Na the same shocker dey there[/color]

If you think there wont be shocking numbers under any govt reports in any LGA any state any country you dey jonze Na to beg say while chopping make dem remember do something for us

Why do you think people all over the world hustle for political posts? Na so dem like people reach?

In a state like Zamfara and those insecurity state na him easy pass. If governor say he use 3 trillion do security and pay guards who wan audit am

OasisX:
.....your school or the school?!

Mine.

raumdeuter:
You never admit such in public, cos the opposition will use it to flog you forever. You correct it in-house and put a denial statement in public or at best say "We are looking into this, we will conduct our investigations and let you know"

Going forward they will either find creative ways of padding, confusing the public and chopping or stop the open accounting thing

Thinking this will stop them from chopping is self deception

My own Makinde I dey find if he will release his own expenses

Did they release it or it was leaked

OasisX:


.....nah! If you understand physics and metaphysics well like Otem, no Qualms. When 001 mentioned phone number ish, he is actually referring to ọfọ not literally interpretation some of you are giving it.

It's your attempt at understanding him for me.

iamoyindamola:
Did they release it or it was leaked

I think the Lagos one was released, If it was leaked its easy to deny the authenticity and LASG will just tag it fake. Story finsh

Na only official document you fit dey defend

iamoyindamola:
Did they release it or it was leaked

[color=royalblue]They released it, maybe not to the public.

But na dem type am [/color]

izzou:


[color=royalblue]You see that Doherty open letter?
E
Na nyash dem go use am clean, come throw am inside bush

So what about the 200 million wey Sanwo-Olu use take pay lawyers to defend am? That one na 200k too?
[/color]

Deputy governor don explain his own side of the story ; Sanwoolu is cooking his own . Just wait for few hours ; they are busy brainstorming on the less ridiculous excuse they can come up with

raumdeuter:
If you think there wont be shocking numbers under any govt reports in any LGA any state any country you dey jonze Na to beg say while chopping make dem remember do something for us

Why do you think people all over the world hustle for political posts? Na so dem like people reach?

In a state like Zamfara and those insecurity state na him easy pass. If governor say he use 3 trillion do security and pay guards who wan audit am

The problem is while corruption exists everywhere it seems we have a particular kind of greed. I always reference aesops goose and the golden egg. The story sounded outright ridiculous to me as a child. You have a goose. It lays golden eggs. You sell the eggs and get rich. Then you decide to kill the goose because it must have more eggs inside it. You kill the goose. No eggs and no more easy money. The people in the story sounded like they were retarded because they somehow thought they could kill the goose and get a big payday.

But this for me is the story of Nigeria over and over. You have a good job or a good hustle. You are making good money on the side. Sustainable money. But you get greedy and you kill the whole scheme because you are greedy and desperate. Otti has 3 more years. What's the deal?

GloriousGbola:
Me sef I shame for them seeing their response



So the answer to Doherty is 'don't mind us we are not competent enough to report accurately on our own spend. The documents and information we put into the public domain is not reviewed or vetted for integrity.

The only way I can take this response seriously is if ogas at the top at the public procurement agency face public disciplinary action

They have removed shame from their dictionary

GloriousGbola:
The problem is while corruption exists everywhere it seems we have a particular kind of greed. I always reference aesops goose and the golden egg. The story sounded outright ridiculous to me as a child. You have a goose. It lays golden eggs. You sell the eggs and get rich. Then you decide to kill the goose because it must have more eggs inside it. You kill the goose. No eggs and no more easy money. The people in the story sounded like they were retarded because they somehow thought they could kill the goose and get a big payday.

But this for me is the story of Nigeria over and over. You have a good job or a good hustle. You are making good money on the side. Sustainable money. But you get greedy and you kill the whole scheme because you are greedy and desperate. Otti has 3 more years. What's the deal?

The thing is that the type of Democracy we run, the presidential style is very expensive to run, Most candidates even in US depend on donors to fund their campaigns an average American can send $100 or $500 to candidates as donations but in a 3rd world country where many of the people can barely feed, there wont be donors so you the politicians have to fund it from your pockets so this makes it that only those with deep pockets can win elections and stay relevant in Nigeria

Anyone who funds from his pocket will have to recoup his money plus interestsss

And the moment you are out of govt money, you realize how expensive it is to maintain such lifestyles.
To maintain your political machinery you need money on a daily basis, Dont be shocked if an ex governor still spends 10m a week on expenses which includes maintaining his political machinery. Calculate that amount in 1yr, in 4yrs, imagine being out of power for 8yrs and you still spend like that, how many miinutes to being broke?

I know people who used to be Senators even governors who are currently flirting with being broke. The only thing carrying them is political patronage of their boys in power and selling endorsements to those seeking positions.

In SW, People like Akala, Mimiko, Oyinlola, Osoba, Akande, Fayose, Daniels etc who are still alive and used to be governors have been turned to boy-boy of current people in power otherwise na brokeness

The best way not to end broke na the Obiano way, Chop and leave the scene immediately with your loot, don't concern yourself with contesting another post, being politically relevant or sponsoring someone

The humongous amount of money these thieves are looting but to add ordinary 35k give Nigerians dey hard them..

Nigerians have to wait for series of meetings before minimum wage is increased but Alex Otti dn use three months thief #5bn say him dey run visa to go heaven from him office..

The stupid Ajaero and Osifo will keep quiet and not shut down the country now but if them beat am, he go remember his power as labor leader..

izzou:
[color=royalblue]They released it, maybe not to the public.

But na dem type am [/color]

Nawa

raumdeuter:
I think the Lagos one was released, If it was leaked its easy to deny the authenticity and LASG will just tag it fake. Story finsh

Na only official document you fit dey defend

Corruption asides, I noticed something about the digital presentation of state governments - state government websites .

As at September 2022 , Rivers State had the best state government website in terms of user interface and user experience based on researching all the websites. The colour scheme was perfect! PERFECT!
- Zamfara was 2nd.
- Ondo State was 3rd.
- Akwa Ibom was a distant 8th.
- Lagos' was horrible.


In 2023 (when I checked few minutes ago), they all had redesigned and redeveloped. Abia and Akwa Ibom are competing for number one. I still can't decide.

Enugu should be number one but the user experience is below the two above. Slow load time and page speed. Interestingly, it is custom-coded. Nice.

Lagos State still has a horrible one. Shocking because billions are budgeted and Lagos has a large talent pool of developers who'd do it even for free just to reference it on their portfolio.


I'd probably have to create time to do a full article/report soon enough.

Ibime:
I'm sure boys will be interested in Otem time travel if he comes back from the future with sure odds and winning lotto numbers.

Anything other than that, he go explain tire, no evidence.

Lols, lotto and the likes na small pikin thinking.

Person bring knowledge for big technologies you dey mention lotto and gambling.

So, if na you, you go reveal deep ancient knowledge (technologies of the past eras) to your descendants for mere gambling, lotto.

Most people don't really know what's called time travel. They're just throwing the term around. They have this false picture built in their minds from watching too many movies, either the foreign or the local ones.

People that have practical knowledge of what's called time travel will tell you it involves dying. When you do time travel, you'll die first and start the journey, and wake up later after the journey.

It mainly involves taking flights in inner realms or worlds lying within your brain.

In these realms, time (and space also) doesn't exist. They're not gravity-based realms like this earthly realm, hence the flights.

Time travel is what's called witches and wizards flying in the night in this part of the world.

But it's ignorant people that say such.

If I ask a typical African if they'd like to do time travel, many will say, "yes".

But if I use the local term of flying in the dream, they'd become scared thinking they'll become a witch or wizard (the old terms ignorant people used to refer to early scientists in Europe). But that (flying in the dream) is the real thing.

Everyone actually does time travel.

I'd give a simple definition of time travel based on my own practical knowledge of it and knowledge of Physics, especially the Physics of Consciousness (this is the specific field underlying time travel itself and once you hear this field being taught in schools in the coming years, then it means time travel technologies are very close).

In the coming years, it'll be taught in schools as a new field of Physics and this field is what will be used to build time travel technologies.

Time travel simply means engaging in a journey temporally along 3 dimensions of time: past, present, and future.

I won't go into too much details here because this isn't knowledge I'd be dropping casually on this sort of forum. It's highly valuable.

Now, everyone does time travel whenever they do space travel in this realm (the normal traveling along the 3 dimensions of space, up, down, in/out) even though most aren't aware of it.

This is because space-time is a continuum and exists as a single entity, not individually as most see it.

So, that means whenever you move along the three dimensions of space, you also move along the three dimensions of time. But in this realm (which is gravity-based), people can only move along the three dimensions of space and one dimension of time (present) due to the presence of gravity.

Information about the other dimensions of time (past, future) is locked deep within the brain for most people.

But not for everyone. A tiny percentage of the human population can actually gain access to this information.

That's what they do when they fly in dreams and journey to different realms while the majority are fast asleep and aren't perceptive enough to see themselves in that state.

When you're doing time travel, you'll die first. You'll feel it as your body becomes stiff and watch yourself (your soul) hovering over your body and you start the flight.

Time travel isn't as fun as Hollywood paints it. Also, it's not dark the way Nollywood paints it as something wicked witches and wizards do.

It's just like space travel (the normal moving around we do and journeying in this earthly realm). The motive of engaging in it and what a person does with that knowledge (that gift or power of time travel) is what makes it good or bad.

Some oyinbo scientists go tell you say time travel isn't possible because no object with mass can travel faster than light based on Einstein's Theory of General Relativity.

But their problem be say dem never see the specific field of physics and mathematics for time travel. They never develop am.

Dey think mass is fundamental to the Universe, but it's an emergent property. This is because space-time isn't fundamental to the Universe. It's a mental construct and is not real.

All this will become clear in the coming years when scientists understand consciousness and the brain deeply.

Time travel has its own physics and mathematics entirely. I don't want to say more than this on that aspect. Dis site no be scientific community.

As I dey tell some white people and Indians wey dey shout say dey do wan do time travel, dey wan do time travel on Facebook bothering me at various times, they think say e be like the movies.

But it's like dying. So it's not for the faint-hearted. That's why only a very, very tiny percentage of the human population actually achieve it at any specific era.

When all these children here see themselves floating at the ceiling of their room while lying down and watching their lifeless body on the floor, dem go rush back into their body and start looking for one pastor and alfa to pray for them and deliver them from demonic attack.

But it's actually a natural phenomena. You go on the journey (time travel) and come back safely.

When a person's time to die is due, it's the same process everyone takes; only that they'll be doing the time travel (going on that journey) for the last time in this realm in that era.

Even when the technology for time travel is developed in the future, the person will still die first.

Whether through the use of technology or meditation, dying is unavoidable because you do time travel as a light (this is our real form in the base reality; this realm is only a projection of that reality).

That's why I said the physics and mathematics underlying time travel hasn't gone mainstream yet. It's the physics of death and reincarnation (yes, there's a physics for these two natural phenomena).

This is the field that'll provide the objective (scientific) understanding of death as a phase transition of one's consciousness and doesn't mean end of one's consciousness like most think at the moment.

Overall, time travel is fun. If you see yourself flying in the dream (this is what time travel is), know that it means you're a god, not a mere mortal.

It's a feat reserved for the less than 0.1% of the human population. It's not a demonic possession.

Everyone experiences it, but only a tiny percentage of the human population can perceive themselves consciously in that state and do it at will. These are the pacesetters and the geniuses of this realm.

Person bring knowledge for Africans to develop in the age of science and technology and keep up with the other relatively advanced cultures of the world, una dey talk about gambling and lotto.

obainojazz:
Na doc be full Aussie
Happy Australia won though, I for no hear word the next few days.

Especially on Twitter if you are mutuals with a lot of indians, they'll have used the frustration of their home induced silence to finish you in Hindi, some might even try to nack you jazz self, it's then left for you to use the blood of whoever you believe in to cover yourself, At least the general outlook of most people at work or other environs today in your country would have been positive

https://www.nairaland.com/7917105/sanwo-olu-approved-n73.1m-tinubus-portrait

el oh el,sanwo olu is on spending spree .

first 3billion for perfume now 73m for portrait .

Just 11years later,this guy now dey swim inside generational wealth

raumdeuter:
The thing is that the type of Democracy we run, the presidential style is very expensive to run, Most candidates even in US depend on donors to fund their campaigns an average American can send $100 or $500 to candidates as donations but in a 3rd world country where many of the people can barely feed, there wont be donors so you the politicians have to fund it from your pockets so this makes it that only those with deep pockets can win elections and stay relevant in Nigeria

Anyone who funds from his pocket will have to recoup his money plus interestsss

And the moment you are out of govt money, you realize how expensive it is to maintain such lifestyles.
To maintain your political machinery you need money on a daily basis, Dont be shocked if an ex governor still spends 10m a week on expenses which includes maintaining his political machinery. Calculate that amount in 1yr, in 4yrs, imagine being out of power for 8yrs and you still spend like that, how many miinutes to being broke?

I know people who used to be Senators even governors who are currently flirting with being broke. The only thing carrying them is political patronage of their boys in power and selling endorsements to those seeking positions.

In SW, People like Akala, Mimiko, Oyinlola, Osoba, Akande, Fayose, Daniels etc who are still alive and used to be governors have been turned to boy-boy of current people in power otherwise na brokeness

The best way na Obiano way, Chop and leave the scene immediately with your loot, don't concern yourself with contesting another post, being politically relevant or sponsoring someone

yes obiano is a very smart man, he made his billions and exited the scene, he doesn't care about any stoopid structure and he doesn't frolick with politicians

A001:
Lols, lotto and the likes na small pikin thinking.

Person bring knowledge for big technologies you dey mention lotto and gambling.

So, if na you, you go reveal deep ancient knowledge (technologies of the past eras) to your descendants for mere gambling, lotto.

Most people don't really know what's called time travel. They're just throwing the term around. They have this false picture built in their minds from watching too many movies, either the foreign or the local ones.

People that have practical knowledge of what's called time travel will tell you it involves dying. When you do time travel, you'll die first and start the journey, and wake up later after the journey.

It mainly involves taking flights in inner realms or worlds lying within your brain.

In these realms, time (and space also) doesn't exist. They're not gravity-based realms like this earthly realm, hence the flights.

Time travel is what's called witches and wizards flying in the night in this part of the world.

But it's ignorant people that say such.

If I ask a typical African if they'd like to do time travel, many will say, "yes".

But if I use the local term of flying in the dream, they'd become scared thinking they'll become a witch or wizard (the old terms ignorant people used to refer to early scientists in Europe). But that (flying in the dream) is the real thing.

Everyone actually does time travel.

I'd give a simple definition of time travel based on my own practical knowledge of it and knowledge of Physics, especially the Physics of Consciousness (this is the specific field underlying time travel itself and once you hear this field being taught in schools in the coming years, then it means time travel technologies are very close).

In the coming years, it'll be taught in schools as a new field of Physics and this field is what will be used to build time travel technologies.

Time travel simply means engaging in a journey temporally along 3 dimensions of time: past, present, and future.

I won't go into too much details here because this isn't knowledge I'd be dropping casually on this sort of forum. It's highly valuable.

Now, everyone does time travel whenever they do space travel in this realm (the normal traveling along the 3 dimensions of space, up, down, in/out) even though most aren't aware of it.

This is because space-time is a continuum and exists as a single entity, not individually as most see it.

So, that means whenever you move along the three dimensions of space, you also move along the three dimensions of time. But in this realm (which is gravity-based), people can only move along the three dimensions of space and one dimension of time (present) due to the presence of gravity.

Information about the other dimensions of time (past, future) is locked deep within the brain for most people.

But not for everyone. A tiny percentage of the human population can actually gain access to this information.

That's what they do when they fly in dreams and journey to different realms while the majority are fast asleep and aren't perceptive enough to see themselves in that state.

When you're doing time travel, you'll die first. You'll feel it as your body becomes stiff and watch yourself (your soul) hovering over your body and you start the flight.

Time travel isn't as fun as Hollywood paints it. Also, it's not dark the way Nollywood paints it as something wicked witches and wizards do.

It's just like space travel (the normal moving around we do and journeying in this earthly realm). The motive of engaging in it and what a person does with that knowledge (that gift or power of time travel) is what makes it good or bad.

Some oyinbo scientists go tell you say time travel isn't possible because no object with mass can travel faster than light based on Einstein's Theory of General Relativity.

But their problem be say dem never see the specific field of physics and mathematics for time travel. They never develop am.

Dey think mass is fundamental to the Universe, but it's an emergent property. This is because space-time isn't fundamental to the Universe. It's a mental construct and is not real.

All this will become clear in the coming years when scientists understand consciousness and the brain deeply.

Time travel has its own physics and mathematics entirely. I don't want to say more than this on that aspect. Dis site no be scientific community.

As I dey tell some white people and Indians wey dey shout say dey do wan do time travel, dey wan do time travel on Facebook bothering me at various times, they think say e be like the movies.

But it's like dying. So it's not for the faint-hearted. That's why only a very, very tiny percentage of the human population actually achieve it at any specific era.

When all these children here see themselves floating at the ceiling of their room while lying down and watching their lifeless body on the floor, dem go rush back into their body and start looking for one pastor and alfa to pray for them and deliver them from demonic attack.

But it's actually a natural phenomena. You go on the journey (time travel) and come back safely.

When a person's time to die is due, it's the same process everyone takes; only that they'll be doing the time travel (going on that journey) for the last time in this realm in that era.

Even when the technology for time travel is developed in the future, the person will still die first.

Whether through the use of technology or meditation, dying is unavoidable because you do time travel as a light (this is our real form in the base reality; this realm is only a projection of that reality).

That's why I said the physics and mathematics underlying time travel hasn't gone mainstream yet. It's the physics of death and reincarnation (yes, there's a physics for these two natural phenomena).

This is the field that'll provide the objective (scientific) understanding of death as a phase transition of one's consciousness and doesn't mean end of one's consciousness like most think at the moment.

Overall, time travel is fun. If you see yourself flying in the dream (this is what time travel is), know that it means you're a god, not a mere mortal.

It's a feat reserved for the less than 0.1% of the human population. It's not a demonic possession.

Everyone experiences it, but only a tiny percentage of the human population can perceive themselves consciously in that state and do it at will. These are the pacesetters and the geniuses of this realm.

Person bring knowledge for Africans to develop in the age of science and technology and keep up with the other relatively advanced cultures of the world, una dey talk about gambling and lotto.

Guys been eager to get the secrets of time travel from A001, wonder if they'd be as eager knowing this is basic requirement

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Otti don prepare better excuse to seal the thievery

So when you see billions again, just know there are agencies under the governor's office.[/color]

I actually had a tiny believe he'll calm down small unlike his wicked predecessors since he finally won this time through a party running by grace not past structures but as time has gone on it seems a leopard truly cannot change it's spot. I wonder if they are buying mama buka's food for every abian till the end of the year with his budget on food or constructing road for heavenly race with his budget for the roads. Plenty short people can be operating in inverse terms to their height concerning several things though.
I like how lots of lp people have been questioning and attacking him via threads since this development was newly brought to light. This one is crazy. Like Otti Clear 😳

WhoDeyHause:
I actually had a tiny believe he'll calm down small unlike his wicked predecessors since he finally won this time through a party running by grace not past structures but as time has gone on it seems a leopard truly cannot change it's spot. I wonder if they are buying mama buka's food for every abian till the end of the year with his budget on food or constructing road for heavenly race with his budget for the roads. Plenty short people can be operating in inverse terms to their height concerning several things though.
I like how lots of lp people have been questioning and attacking him via threads since this development was newly brought to light. This one is crazy. Like Otti Clear 😳

😂😂😂😂

WhoDeyHause:
I actually had a tiny believe he'll calm down small unlike his wicked predecessors since he finally won this time through a party running by grace not past structures but as time has gone on it seems a leopard truly cannot change it's spot. I wonder if they are buying mama buka's food for every abian till the end of the year with his budget on food or constructing road for heavenly race with his budget for the roads. Plenty short people can be operating in inverse terms to their height concerning several things though.
I like how lots of lp people have been questioning and attacking him via threads since this development was newly brought to light. This one is crazy. Like Otti Clear 😳

This is Nigeria, fhuck the sanctimonious bullshiiit, all of them are going there with the intention of making money, I wonder why Nigerians expect so much from those guys. If you find yourself in his position with the lax nature of our institution and the money available at your disposal please be honest, won't you make money for yourself?

Ballzproblem2:


https://www.nairaland.com/7917105/sanwo-olu-approved-n73.1m-tinubus-portrait


el oh el,sanwo olu is on spending spree .


first 3billion for perfume now 73m for portrait .

This kleptomaniacs are continuously setting a reoccurring precedence that will become harder to chop off as far as future elections and governance is concerned.
Imagine if I now see all this stuff in my youthful years and somehow ascend to a seat of governance and I now hear Thou shall not steal. Even rat poison and dinner for 2 will enter my budget. Dey play.