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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 8:50am On Dec 03, 2023

talk2hb1:

You Have to finish spending it before the 24hrs elapse

Lol. That's not part of the deal na

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Tallesty1(m): 9:06am On Dec 03, 2023

englishmart:
Those ones at the top who plan to kill, loot and destroy won't land in jail?

Unfortunately nah them dey make the rules

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Benbisco(f): 9:26am On Dec 03, 2023

SMOGnow:
I will rape many women.

Then all your problems will be solved, right?

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by UptownVibes(m): 10:12am On Dec 03, 2023

englishmart:
Since it's not a crime, How do you intend to achieve this without shedding blood?

Shedding blood of evil people actually. What happens to hardened criminals when they are caught in the society? Are your leaders not worst than those hardened criminals? So,taking them out to make the country a better place to live in is not a crime to me..

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by calabaman(m): 10:22am On Dec 03, 2023

englishmart:
You will be gunned down and nothing will happen.

Key phrases:

- 24 hours
- legal too sir.

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by anslemarinze52(m): 11:17am On Dec 03, 2023

englishmart:
If you're free to commit any crime in 24 hours, what crime will it be?
Every crime, including killing, is allowed.

How old are you young man

Is this what you are meant to be imagining!?.
I pray you don't later indulge in crime.

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by anslemarinze52(m): 11:21am On Dec 03, 2023

SMOGnow:
I will rape many women.

Ohh!!.
I see, imagine what's on the thoughts of so many young kids out there?.

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by anslemarinze52(m): 11:22am On Dec 03, 2023

Tallesty1:
You think the reason I don't commit crimes is because it is illegal? Nah home training, solid moral guidance and other things bro.

You'll go places. Keep it up and don't mingle with the fools of age range, there's nothing to gain from them.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by MrBroke(m): 12:13pm On Dec 03, 2023

Take over the government, so after 24 hours I become the government and do what I want to

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Adewale1603(m): 12:15pm On Dec 03, 2023

Na to plan a coup, kill and destroy all the present government. The military should take over now

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Adewale1603(m): 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2023

SMOGnow:
I will rape many women.

fool. Some people are planning to rob various banks vault and also hack billions of naira funds accounts to secure their future, even to their upcoming children. It's to rape many women that's on this one's shallow brain. How many women can you even really rape, or you think it's even that very easy to rape. Just ejaculate within 5-7mins, you will go weak, loose your erections, and loose the urge

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Christipsy(m): 2:19pm On Dec 03, 2023

englishmart:
Some politicians need to kpai. E get some bad, bad people wey need to go also. I go lead squad to sanitize the police force. Lol

Na ur comment make big sense for here all those wicked politicians wey take them slf as gods and nothing dey happen less I forget.. ince all of them including our judge grin

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by englishmart(m): 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2023

calabaman:

Key phrases:

- 24 hours
- legal too sir.

Their killing you will be legal also.

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by calabaman(m): 2:48pm On Dec 03, 2023

[quote author=englishmart post=127295056] Their killing you will be legal also. [/quote

Back to the....

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by majesticguy: 2:52pm On Dec 03, 2023

Very funny thread..

GanagiBitrus:

Do you really have the ability to hack CBN and move funds to your account?

Your question is about having immunity from crime &not some wishful thinking.
Even those saying they will rob a bank are not wise, it doesn't mean there will be no security in the bank. They will be gunned down.

Someone can answer that he will kill his troublesome neighbor. That's a crime within his capability.

Very funny thread.. At the bolded, just as someone pointed out and Falz said, this is Naija, everybody na criminal...

Those planning on robing Banks would be shocked that on getting there, the staff of those Banks would have already robbed themselves and wiped their vaults clean, after all theft and stealing is legal for 24hours.

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Mandela27: 3:00pm On Dec 03, 2023

I'd shoot alot of assholes

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Esthered: 3:30pm On Dec 03, 2023

calabaman:
To visit 5 banks with a trailer and offload their vault

You may not see anything material.

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by IVORY2009(m): 4:17pm On Dec 03, 2023

madridguy:

Say your own grin

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by minasu190: 4:20pm On Dec 03, 2023

Enter Aso Rock give Oluremi Tinubu better better doggy

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by CHRISTFUCKER: 5:02pm On Dec 03, 2023

I'd beat any fine ass shawty I see

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Simdyofficial(f): 6:23pm On Dec 03, 2023

Steal 1000btc or bomb Nigeria grin

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by debetmx(m): 6:26pm On Dec 03, 2023

I would murder Muhammad buhari and his family.

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by madridguy(m): 9:35pm On Dec 03, 2023

My own be say, I will just carry bulldozer go take bring down PDP national secretariat.

IVORY2009:

Say your own

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by IVORY2009(m): 9:38pm On Dec 03, 2023

madridguy:
My own be say, I will just carry bulldozer go take bring down PDP national secretariat.

What would you gain bro 🤔

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by madridguy(m): 9:42pm On Dec 03, 2023

My gain is to see the satanic umbrella party out of existence.

IVORY2009:

What would you gain bro 🤔

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Eyinju112(f): 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2023

englishmart:
Just find where you go thief better money. Which one you wan dey gather groceries and drugs. You be sickler?

I for say too😂😂😂😂 which kind thinking be that😂😂😂😂

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Eyinju112(f): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2023

majesticguy:
Very funny thread..
Very funny thread.. At the bolded, just as someone pointed out and Falz said, this is Naija, everybody na criminal...

Those planning on robing Banks would be shocked that on getting there, the staff of those Banks would have already robbed themselves and wiped their vaults clean, after all theft and stealing is legal for 24hours.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Med ooo

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Sirianese: 11:28pm On Dec 03, 2023

englishmart:
If you're free to commit any crime in 24 hours, what crime will it be?
Every crime, including killing, is allowed.

I'd run inside National Assembly in Abuja, plant bomb there and blow them all up cool

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by aimmoney9: 12:00am On Dec 04, 2023

Get more/ acquire wisdom..... grin

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Thomthom(m): 12:23am On Dec 04, 2023

SMOGnow:
I will rape many women.

werey

Re: If Crime Was Legal For 24 Hours, What Crime Would You Commit? by Burruchaga71(m): 8:03am On Dec 04, 2023

Kill DRUGGIE and Omokri

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