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Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by Quebec91(m): 2:49pm On Dec 08, 2023
cheesy
youngberry001:
the guy nah werey ah swear grin grin


#Military
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by warrifinest1985: 2:52pm On Dec 08, 2023
Bros you even fast pass fowl during sex! Your problem is irredemable. LOL LOL

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Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by femi4: 3:27pm On Dec 08, 2023
Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that porn sites became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!
Apply retrain and test methods

You have to retrain your dick to response to female touch and not your hand. It takes at least 6 months to do this if you're discipline and focus.

Perform the following

Morning exercise , kegel
Avoid sugar
Sleep well 6-8hrs daily
No sexual text, visual or audio content
Eat lot of water melon, walnut, roasted plantain and banana
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by Donmic14(m): 3:29pm On Dec 08, 2023
Guy! You crazy mf
I lor you bruhz. You're a vibe ahswear
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by Melonsmasher: 3:29pm On Dec 08, 2023
PuZZyNegro:


Don't listen to anyone asking you to go for treatment.

Firstly, you need to stop masturbation to heal from the quick ejaculations.

Secondly, you need to be having sex regularly with this your girlfriend. If you have sex once in a while, you are most likely to ejaculate prematurely.

Thirdly, try sex with and without condom. I have noticed that condom make me ejaculate quickly or lose erection at the slightest distraction.

Lastly, make sure the girl is extra ordinarily attractive to you, sexually. There's a difference between a girl being beautiful and being attracted to you. Her body type, shape, and color should be able to entice you anytime, any day, twice on Fridays m

But whatever you do, do not waste money on drugs and herbs. They don't work. At best, you can use natural substances like bitter cola, banana, etc, to boost your sperm level. That way, you should be able to maintain erection on the second round. First rounds generally don't last.

With this advice the dude is going to end up impregnating someone's daughter
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by donhils: 3:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that porn sites became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!
How did you come to the conclusion that masturbation caused you to not last?
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by OctavianAC(m): 3:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
There is nothing God cannot do for you if you believe in his Son Jesus Christ and the Holy ghost. Send me a mail it if you really want to stop, at or calvaryevangelicaloutreach@gmail.com or calvaryliberationpowerministry@gmail.com
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by Smithwilliams826: 3:50pm On Dec 08, 2023
Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that porn sites became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!
Mine was at the age of 11/12 yrs. That thing no good. If you fit stop am, you go enjoy life pass now. The root cause na lust. Deal with lust. Don't think of any sexual thing. Even if you see it no think am, commot mind at once. My own worst that time but I thank God. The most important thing, pray. Very important.


Just dey chop vegetable fruits no dey take artificial sugar from drinks. Eat better food. Cool yourself, exercise, live a healthy life. For some months.
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by GodKhalifa: 4:01pm On Dec 08, 2023
EnglishUsa:
please help, I have law sperm count and I think the course is from this masturbation of a thing and I did mine for 23 years, his own story is a child play compared to mine... I need herb please suggest
can u buy one herb from osun ,. My dad has same problem problem tho his is old age he's ,late 50s, but the herbs cured him , but the problem is re u in osun I can try get it for u without collecting a dime chat me o9o7733304o
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by HartetarLee001: 4:02pm On Dec 08, 2023
Notatribalist:

Drugs may may not work,but natural herbs and some coffee works. I was in same situation,mine was so bad that I can ejaculate without having sex. Just by thinking about sex can do the job. I was not even having erection,just ejaculation. It was one herb I used that solved the problem. And you said he should have sex raw? Dude do you even think of STI and STDs?
please can you tell us the name of the herbs?
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by Caseless: 4:32pm On Dec 08, 2023
Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that porn sites became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!
How person go masturbate 8 times in a day? You need to see a psychiatrist.

Your brain has adopted masturbation and that's where you get your dopamine hit. Try to stay off sex or anything sex related for another 4 months.
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by Caseless: 4:34pm On Dec 08, 2023
GodKhalifa:
can u buy one herb from osun ,. My dad has same problem problem tho his is old age he's ,late 50s, but the herbs cured him , but the problem is re u in osun I can try get it for u without collecting a dime chat me o9o7733304o
Your dad even gisted you about his condition? Correct!
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by LordKushmann(m): 5:33pm On Dec 08, 2023
Lovemeharder:
Your matter tie wrapper. You killed your sex life with your bare hands, perhaps you should see a sexologist.
Burst my head. Lines for days. Did you word that on purpose ka o jiri aka ya daba randomly?
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by Maxitomxane(m): 5:41pm On Dec 08, 2023
Nicepoker:
You did it on your grandfather's grave grin. That old man is really disappointed in you.

You wanked on your grandfather's grave and expect to be normal, No Sir.
You can't be. grin
You have beyond Balls of Steel o, What if a mysterious hand grabbed your balls when you were at it??

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Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by ShootThemAll(m): 6:07pm On Dec 08, 2023
PuZZyNegro:


Excessive masturbation causes quick ejaculation. There's nothing to debate here

Masturbate before knacking your gf and see how long you will last, you will stay up to 45mins plus.
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by obembet(f): 6:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
Streett:
Masturbation ain’t the reason for Your weak 10seconds strokes …. Scratch off that mentality first things first! (Except You get libido issue matta sha though) …… But say Masturbation na why you dey quick to fvck, stroke less & cum fast …… Naaaaa!


Me self dey masturbate once once .., BUT not as overly too much as Yours and guess what, I still constantly rearrange & Dissect my Caro’s gut, spleen, liver & bowels on missionary & ruthless backshots steadily on overtime just as she wanted it AND as it should be ..💦

You mentioned from 16yrs…. So what? ….. most of us been beating our meat since jss1….. so my guy lock up! Masturbation na norms…..!

Folks be pretending they don’t masturbate and be way too shy to talk or admit it !
Big ups to the Ladies, They admit it more often these days than the guys 😉


Some guys sha 🤦🏿‍♂️
The Real Simping Simps Of Nairaland 🤣

Me no be Simple Man.. I rugged, i get coconut head I stubborn die ah no dey gree and ah no dey hear word 🤣🤣…

Infact I stay dedicated when it’s time, You go think say ah wan do special prayer … na lie … ah wan masturbate be that 🤣😂….
No distractions… jus me and my private me time , infact ah dey hang calls while in the middle of it except you dey very important for my life that’s when I can take calls of such.. Just me… Exploring all by myself.

Everything needed kept aside, Towel or tissue, Headphones, Make sure doors re properly docked & locked, curtains are drawn as well.. Snacks and coke or water aside incase session enter 1hr.. I might need the fluid & snack Intake.. 🤓

And I so sorry for you if come looking for me or calling my phone or God help you you no call me before you comot house dey drive down then the estate gate calls that you’re are at the gate at such time .. sorry you dey your own… 😏
You go old for that gate/door😂.. Till I round up Wetin concern me 😏

Infact Masturbation self get level….
The energy needed to nut on coochie shot is different from video calls watching each other spreading & gaping y’all glory to one another as yall get sunk in the moment drainin each other the fvck out 🤣🤣…..

You can nut to countless broads at the same damn time , Potential is endless with Masturbation 😂…. Nothing spent , No pre or post nut drama .. No nothing! Just peace 😂…. Energy spent well deserved 😂
Nothing like that annoying questions some few Naija ladies ask after sex…. “Did You cum inside me”? 🤦🏿‍♂️
Kai 🤦🏿‍♂️….
That question go make you feel like say you useless true true for life and you self go begin believe 🤣🤣
That’s what that Teri me question does to us 😂
Ladies abegg make Una stop am , Try appreciate the effort put in to make y’all convulse in a healthy orgasm🥲.. we dey try, our lives too matta 🤣🤣




Nigga I beat my meat in solitude till i blast off loads of warm creams to utmost satisfaction 💦..
Wow…. It feels divine! The feel is inexplicable.. ⚡️🔥🤲🏽…. All of a sudden I wanted some more …Something this beautiful and therapeutic can never be demonic … Una dey mad ? 😂!
How you gon talk ill about shixt you ain’t never felt or experienced 🤷🏿‍♂️…..I mean it’s right there, You only failed to explore or experience it …. And so those who had more balls than You did. But then you turn around and brand them “demonic “…
ok o demonic kwa 😂😂
Iha tuluto , infact o to gbuom hands down 🤣
You dey kolum akiko 😂😂😂
Make Thunder wipe your belle commot 😂….
Self called half baked ignorant wannabes
talkin bout demonic my ass 🙄😏

It takes a Special kind of woman to take one to that euphoric orgasm zenith that one has attained overtime over the years of Masturbation.
You dey whyne Masturbation ni 🤣….. una go learn 😂

Matter of fact , Na Masturbation naim make me sabi fvck well well …. The real ones weh know wassup know wetin I mean🤓…

Built me own Orgasm endurance through Masturbation. we go fvck tire o 🤣🤣
We no dey cum again self 😂
And the gbola self begin dey grow dey big due to years of constant excessive stroking and stretching during wankk sessions …..oh lord see my life 🤦🏿‍♂️🤣😂
See body … see gbola … see endurance .. and naturally we con spoil join 😂
Omo 😂
See Husband material 10,000 Yards 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If we con start OnlyFans with una, sorry o 🤣..
Otilor 😂
I sell my pride for Solo Orgasm 🤣
the matta long 😂
Aradugbo Egbami o 🤣🤣🤣
Cuz Wetin be this 😂😂

Oh Well, Jokes aside … jus don’t over do it … Cuz you’d be loosing way too many vitamins & minerals especially if you’re not eating right or lacking daily supplements to help aid your immune system…. Even with them daily Aid supplements , still don’t over do it that’s all!


But that Your daily wankk routine too much na ..
8 sessions a day would sure fvck up Your immune system most definitely….

But wait.. Guy small small na !
8 solo orgasm a day for this harsh economy 😂
You trynna OD on Your own Orgasm Bruh 🤣🤣



Make we serious small
…The result you get from drinking a cup of water is quite different from the Result you get from gulping down a large drum of water…. Don’t get me wrong, water is sure vital in this narrative , but different consequences or results when consumed in different ways or measures.. ☝🏾

You catch me drift Yea? Bible self talk am say too much of everything is bad!…. So easy my brother

Na straight from large drum You dey drink daily all these while Bros 😂….
Alaye abegg try dey use cup henceforth 🤣


Try reduce am and as well stick to a few Daily Vitamins & Supplements to help You Recuperate & Live healthier….. Exercise more too! Make Fatigue no go kill You throway o 😂…… You been stuck on level Fatigue Bruh… fatigue Lifestyle Bruh 😂…. E no dey be you like say eye wan turn you sometimes ni 😂….. You lack vitamins & minerals Bruh 😂… And No be say you lack am o 😂You dey waste am daily with nothing in return to supplement 🤣…
Bros You wicked small sha nor be lie 🤣🤣…
You been unconsciously suicidal Nwanne 😂



So You gats supplement for lost energy my guy…. stick to eating well , reduce Your daily SPERM discharge … Rest well… Be productive! Seek valuable distractions as well…
Na fatigue dey carry you dey flaccid anyhow when Caro spread sheer butter for your front 🤦🏿‍♂️



Lastly, Quit bussin nuts on Your Grandpa’s Grave..….. That’s being a total nuisance & Demonic 🤣 Yo’ 😡

Yes o! That wan demonic well well no be small 😂…
Ah no support that wan o
me self fear you small for here 😂
…. Be like you mental self 😂
Abi Bros You mental ? 🤣🤣


Cuz wtf Bruh ? Y’all got beef going on before he passed on Thats got you spillin creams on Your own Lineage ? 🤷🏿‍♂️… me self confuse !

Do that shixt at your own privacy whenever you deem it fit to Okay … ✊🏽



Meanwhile Majority of us like Masturbation die o …. Infact nothing can put asunder🤣
But the bad bad evil and dirty bigotry hypocrisy weh full their mind no go let them admit or talk true for this Nairaland 🤣🤣….. Bootlickers 😂, I know a few… Desperate attention beggars🤣… Poor Gutted bigoted ones too…
Slaves 😂😂….
Awon pretender osi 😂…..
Premiums Ozuors 😂….


Ladies, Some of Una lack orgasm na why Una face strong pass Israel special forces too self .…
Aunty you self chill, create a You time and explore that kitten … Know thy self so that another jigga fit know You the right way You want am to… Better solo orgasm makes you Glow …. Buss some few solo nuts often 💦… that’s how You look radiant & stay approachable 😢
Una go live happier life see better husband I swear 😪… Trsut me , We Men Love our women CRAZY …. That’s why we always go back back to or have that nasty side chic down the road 😂

And for You reading this Deep down You & I know You’ll never stop touching yourself 🤓…… Fear not Bruh, I’m with You 🤣

Guy, I don’t plan to stop either😂🤣🤣…..
Never 😂!!!
We die here 🤣
The subscription longgggg🤣
Ehn Yes I stubborn I corrupt I agree 😂🤣…
Me and my Personal enjoyment for LIFE ✊🏽🤣🤣
Na me be my own Personal Therapist , ain’t shixt you can tell me 😂.. Masturbation valid for me die seh 😂

Dollar don high … things don cost …. Love scarce… Fvck cheap… STD the cheapest … infact na free 🤦🏿‍♂️

Las Las Masturbation ain’t for the faint hearted, it’s for the strong ones 😪
If e easy Oya run am 😂
You weh dey shout its disgusting Oya Nack 8 times like this my brother and see wether You no go need ICU 😂🤣….

So e no easy abegg! We dey try ….😂



God abegg o ..
But which Kain life be this self na 😔
Make person wake up dey discus toto prick and cum this early December morning 😔.. Abegg ah don commot hand for this kain matta for now 😔


Later abegg .. Una do well drag me enter thread weh I try avoid countless times since I wake up this morning 🥲

Y’all made me do too much up there 😪
I’m gonna go look for my home training & think about my future too 😪


Ah wan serious small 🤓


Never grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I refuse to be serious 🤣🤣…. I stupid die 😂😂
Serious kini 🤣
It’s too boring na grin


…. Who seriousness help for this economy self
Abeggy 😂
Seriousness weh no gree turn us to pilot and lawyer as we wanted back in the days in primary school 😂
I want to be a President , I want to be a Doctor when I grow up 😂.. dem go con clap for you your head go swell up 🤣🤣

POS Bet9ja don full everywhere 😂
For this Nigeria grin
Jus dey play grin grin grin


U be complete wery... Haha, I just dey read and laughing... U even make me wet at some point. Go give Ur life to Christ abeg
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by obembet(f): 6:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
PAYnDRIVE:
You will be fine, I was once in your shoes now I last longer after quitting the act for just 2 months +

Don't go back o
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by obembet(f): 6:37pm On Dec 08, 2023
AfroBeatDiary:


Front page inspired cock and bull story. Don't mind him...

@OP you hear wetin your senior talk?

Werey,Which one be senior grin grin
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by obembet(f): 6:40pm On Dec 08, 2023
seanwilliam:
Omo your own worst o.
But me myself and I o, I no fit stop masturbation o ..
I take one shot per day grin

Stop pls
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by SweetDipBenny(m): 6:44pm On Dec 08, 2023
My was the opposite. When i was in secondary school i use to masturbate alot until i got a girlfriend. We use to have sex for over an hour and i still wont cum unless she gives me a hand job to finish up because i was so damaged and use to masturbating.. In ur own case u get too excited i think, but with time things go normal for u.. And don't u ever masturbate on ur grandpa's grave, that's insanity bro..

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Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by MrJames007: 6:47pm On Dec 08, 2023
How can you come quickly in both 2nd and 3rd rounds. OP, I don't believe you.
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by doneback04: 6:47pm On Dec 08, 2023
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Thank ur stars say i de online today!



Ur case na small CASE.. na to last for bed abi.. okay..


I have 2 Strong options for U!


1). OGOGORO mix with URINE and RAW WEED then leave it for 7 days. after 7 days, u filter it and drink..


mind u. U don't drink with a cup, u drink with a table spoon!..


2) OGOGORO mix with BITTER KOLA and RAW WEED and u also leave it 7 days..



The day way I take the 1st mixture.. NaSo my waist begin dance MAKOSA and SHAOLIN MONKEY dance.


The 1st ASHAWOO wey I NACK, na bottle she use Chase me comort for room bcus I no gree release..


I gats carry my boxers for hand and run enter another ASHAWOO room. that one use CUTLASS chase me comort..


I think I still have the picture of the mixture on my phone..


see pics below..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!


Regard this must can't we mix This ogogoro with something else because I can't mixer urine and weep because I can't take such, I do not smoke and just looking for what can make me last more long and what will not make me to come quick
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by zicol2015: 6:53pm On Dec 08, 2023
You be Weyreh i swear grin grin grin grin
Streett:
Masturbation ain’t the reason for Your weak 10seconds strokes …. Scratch off that mentality first things first! (Except You get libido issue matta sha though) …… But say Masturbation na why you dey quick to fvck, stroke less & cum fast …… Naaaaa!


Me self dey masturbate once once .., BUT not as overly too much as Yours and guess what, I still constantly rearrange & Dissect my Caro’s gut, spleen, liver & bowels on missionary & ruthless backshots steadily on overtime just as she wanted it AND as it should be ..💦

You mentioned from 16yrs…. So what? ….. most of us been beating our meat since jss1….. so my guy lock up! Masturbation na norms…..!

Folks be pretending they don’t masturbate and be way too shy to talk or admit it !
Big ups to the Ladies, They admit it more often these days than the guys 😉


Some guys sha 🤦🏿‍♂️
The Real Simping Simps Of Nairaland 🤣

Me no be Simple Man.. I rugged, i get coconut head I stubborn die ah no dey gree and ah no dey hear word 🤣🤣…

Infact I stay dedicated when it’s time, You go think say ah wan do special prayer … na lie … ah wan masturbate be that 🤣😂….
No distractions… jus me and my private me time , infact ah dey hang calls while in the middle of it except you dey very important for my life that’s when I can take calls of such.. Just me… Exploring all by myself.

Everything needed kept aside, Towel or tissue, Headphones, Make sure doors re properly docked & locked, curtains are drawn as well.. Snacks and coke or water aside incase session enter 1hr.. I might need the fluid & snack Intake.. 🤓

And I so sorry for you if come looking for me or calling my phone or God help you you no call me before you comot house dey drive down then the estate gate calls that you’re are at the gate at such time .. sorry you dey your own… 😏
You go old for that gate/door😂.. Till I round up Wetin concern me 😏

Infact Masturbation self get level….
The energy needed to nut on coochie shot is different from video calls watching each other spreading & gaping y’all glory to one another as yall get sunk in the moment drainin each other the fvck out 🤣🤣…..

You can nut to countless broads at the same damn time , Potential is endless with Masturbation 😂…. Nothing spent , No pre or post nut drama .. No nothing! Just peace 😂…. Energy spent well deserved 😂
Nothing like that annoying questions some few Naija ladies ask after sex…. “Did You cum inside me”? 🤦🏿‍♂️
Kai 🤦🏿‍♂️….
That question go make you feel like say you useless true true for life and you self go begin believe 🤣🤣
That’s what that Teri me question does to us 😂
Ladies abegg make Una stop am , Try appreciate the effort put in to make y’all convulse in a healthy orgasm🥲.. we dey try, our lives too matta 🤣🤣




Nigga I beat my meat in solitude till i blast off loads of warm creams to utmost satisfaction 💦..
Wow…. It feels divine! The feel is inexplicable.. ⚡️🔥🤲🏽…. All of a sudden I wanted some more …Something this beautiful and therapeutic can never be demonic … Una dey mad ? 😂!
How you gon talk ill about shixt you ain’t never felt or experienced 🤷🏿‍♂️…..I mean it’s right there, You only failed to explore or experience it …. And so those who had more balls than You did. But then you turn around and brand them “demonic “…
ok o demonic kwa 😂😂
Iha tuluto , infact o to gbuom hands down 🤣
You dey kolum akiko 😂😂😂
Make Thunder wipe your belle commot 😂….
Self called half baked ignorant wannabes
talkin bout demonic my ass 🙄😏

It takes a Special kind of woman to take one to that euphoric orgasm zenith that one has attained overtime over the years of Masturbation.
You dey whyne Masturbation ni 🤣….. una go learn 😂

Matter of fact , Na Masturbation naim make me sabi fvck well well …. The real ones weh know wassup know wetin I mean🤓…

Built me own Orgasm endurance through Masturbation. we go fvck tire o 🤣🤣
We no dey cum again self 😂
And the gbola self begin dey grow dey big due to years of constant excessive stroking and stretching during wankk sessions …..oh lord see my life 🤦🏿‍♂️🤣😂
See body … see gbola … see endurance .. and naturally we con spoil join 😂
Omo 😂
See Husband material 10,000 Yards 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If we con start OnlyFans with una, sorry o 🤣..
Otilor 😂
I sell my pride for Solo Orgasm 🤣
the matta long 😂
Aradugbo Egbami o 🤣🤣🤣
Cuz Wetin be this 😂😂

Oh Well, Jokes aside … jus don’t over do it … Cuz you’d be loosing way too many vitamins & minerals especially if you’re not eating right or lacking daily supplements to help aid your immune system…. Even with them daily Aid supplements , still don’t over do it that’s all!


But that Your daily wankk routine too much na ..
8 sessions a day would sure fvck up Your immune system most definitely….

But wait.. Guy small small na !
8 solo orgasm a day for this harsh economy 😂
You trynna OD on Your own Orgasm Bruh 🤣🤣



Make we serious small
…The result you get from drinking a cup of water is quite different from the Result you get from gulping down a large drum of water…. Don’t get me wrong, water is sure vital in this narrative , but different consequences or results when consumed in different ways or measures.. ☝🏾

You catch me drift Yea? Bible self talk am say too much of everything is bad!…. So easy my brother

Na straight from large drum You dey drink daily all these while Bros 😂….
Alaye abegg try dey use cup henceforth 🤣


Try reduce am and as well stick to a few Daily Vitamins & Supplements to help You Recuperate & Live healthier….. Exercise more too! Make Fatigue no go kill You throway o 😂…… You been stuck on level Fatigue Bruh… fatigue Lifestyle Bruh 😂…. E no dey be you like say eye wan turn you sometimes ni 😂….. You lack vitamins & minerals Bruh 😂… And No be say you lack am o 😂You dey waste am daily with nothing in return to supplement 🤣…
Bros You wicked small sha nor be lie 🤣🤣…
You been unconsciously suicidal Nwanne 😂



So You gats supplement for lost energy my guy…. stick to eating well , reduce Your daily SPERM discharge … Rest well… Be productive! Seek valuable distractions as well…
Na fatigue dey carry you dey flaccid anyhow when Caro spread sheer butter for your front 🤦🏿‍♂️



Lastly, Quit bussin nuts on Your Grandpa’s Grave..….. That’s being a total nuisance & Demonic 🤣 Yo’ 😡

Yes o! That wan demonic well well no be small 😂…
Ah no support that wan o
me self fear you small for here 😂
…. Be like you mental self 😂
Abi Bros You mental ? 🤣🤣


Cuz wtf Bruh ? Y’all got beef going on before he passed on Thats got you spillin creams on Your own Lineage ? 🤷🏿‍♂️… me self confuse !

Do that shixt at your own privacy whenever you deem it fit to Okay … ✊🏽



Meanwhile Majority of us like Masturbation die o …. Infact nothing can put asunder🤣
But the bad bad evil and dirty bigotry hypocrisy weh full their mind no go let them admit or talk true for this Nairaland 🤣🤣….. Bootlickers 😂, I know a few… Desperate attention beggars🤣… Poor Gutted bigoted ones too…
Slaves 😂😂….
Awon pretender osi 😂…..
Premiums Ozuors 😂….


Ladies, Some of Una lack orgasm na why Una face strong pass Israel special forces too self .…
Aunty you self chill, create a You time and explore that kitten … Know thy self so that another jigga fit know You the right way You want am to… Better solo orgasm makes you Glow …. Buss some few solo nuts often 💦… that’s how You look radiant & stay approachable 😢
Una go live happier life see better husband I swear 😪… Trsut me , We Men Love our women CRAZY …. That’s why we always go back back to or have that nasty side chic down the road 😂

And for You reading this Deep down You & I know You’ll never stop touching yourself 🤓…… Fear not Bruh, I’m with You 🤣

Guy, I don’t plan to stop either😂🤣🤣…..
Never 😂!!!
We die here 🤣
The subscription longgggg🤣
Ehn Yes I stubborn I corrupt I agree 😂🤣…
Me and my Personal enjoyment for LIFE ✊🏽🤣🤣
Na me be my own Personal Therapist , ain’t shixt you can tell me 😂.. Masturbation valid for me die seh 😂

Dollar don high … things don cost …. Love scarce… Fvck cheap… STD the cheapest … infact na free 🤦🏿‍♂️

Las Las Masturbation ain’t for the faint hearted, it’s for the strong ones 😪
If e easy Oya run am 😂
You weh dey shout its disgusting Oya Nack 8 times like this my brother and see wether You no go need ICU 😂🤣….

So e no easy abegg! We dey try ….😂



God abegg o ..
But which Kain life be this self na 😔
Make person wake up dey discus toto prick and cum this early December morning 😔.. Abegg ah don commot hand for this kain matta for now 😔


Later abegg .. Una do well drag me enter thread weh I try avoid countless times since I wake up this morning 🥲

Y’all made me do too much up there 😪
I’m gonna go look for my home training & think about my future too 😪


Ah wan serious small 🤓


Never grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I refuse to be serious 🤣🤣…. I stupid die 😂😂
Serious kini 🤣
It’s too boring na grin


…. Who seriousness help for this economy self
Abeggy 😂
Seriousness weh no gree turn us to pilot and lawyer as we wanted back in the days in primary school 😂
I want to be a President , I want to be a Doctor when I grow up 😂.. dem go con clap for you your head go swell up 🤣🤣

POS Bet9ja don full everywhere 😂
For this Nigeria grin
Jus dey play grin grin grin
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by makavellidon: 6:56pm On Dec 08, 2023
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Thank ur stars say i de online today!



Ur case na small CASE.. na to last for bed abi.. okay..


I have 2 Strong options for U!


1). OGOGORO mix with URINE and RAW WEED then leave it for 7 days. after 7 days, u filter it and drink..


mind u. U don't drink with a cup, u drink with a table spoon!..


2) OGOGORO mix with BITTER KOLA and RAW WEED and u also leave it 7 days..



The day way I take the 1st mixture.. NaSo my waist begin dance MAKOSA and SHAOLIN MONKEY dance.


The 1st ASHAWOO wey I NACK, na bottle she use Chase me comort for room bcus I no gree release..


I gats carry my boxers for hand and run enter another ASHAWOO room. that one use CUTLASS chase me comort..


I think I still have the picture of the mixture on my phone..


see pics below..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
boogyman you don Start again you no far ever give person good advice before...you just dey make me laff always

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Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by GolDRoger: 7:06pm On Dec 08, 2023
PuZZyNegro:


Don't listen to anyone asking you to go for treatment.

Firstly, you need to stop masturbation to heal from the quick ejaculations.

Secondly, you need to be having sex regularly with this your girlfriend. If you have sex once in a while, you are most likely to ejaculate prematurely.

Thirdly, try sex with and without condom. I have noticed that condom make me ejaculate quickly or lose erection at the slightest distraction.

Lastly, make sure the girl is extra ordinarily attractive to you, sexually. There's a difference between a girl being beautiful and being attracted to you. Her body type, shape, and color should be able to entice you anytime, any day, twice on Fridays m

But whatever you do, do not waste money on drugs and herbs. They don't work. At best, you can use natural substances like bitter cola, banana, etc, to boost your sperm level. That way, you should be able to maintain erection on the second round. First rounds generally don't last.
No lie detected


What causes his quick ejaculation is being anxious...

I remember my first sex, it was just like that, and it improved with time...

There's a very be difference between the hand when masrurbating and the actual p.u$$y
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Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by emmaodet: 7:37pm On Dec 08, 2023
Dizzyyish:


Old man was rolling in his grave. grin

Chaii

grin grin

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Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by razible5384(m): 7:40pm On Dec 08, 2023
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seanwilliam:
Omo your own worst o.
But me myself and I o, I no fit stop masturbation o ..
I take one shot per day grin
grin grin grin
Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by maasoap(m): 7:48pm On Dec 08, 2023
terrezo2002:
Flee fornication. That's where your problem is..
Sex is for married people.
Should he now go back to masturbation? Even if your answer is no. He will get marry one day, so he still advice on the 10 seconds thing

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