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Bigkoko:
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Oya rush carry chair come read!

Omo i can't believe i settle down read everything, e just be like say i dey watch movie

Ren'o mockery is a goner if all that is written up there is true.

Bigkoko:
Two people Asiwaju will never give appointment:
Reno Omokri
Chop chop FFK.

Reno Omokri no wan rest, chop chop FFK don use he teeth count he tongue, use sufri go rest! Maybe during sallah or any of the celebration that has the prefix "El" , Asiwaju fit remember am send parcel of cash, ram & bag of rice!

Shebi Reno said this, why them no come give am appointment naa, abi yoruba don ban am?

He had a fall out with Osita Chidoka in USA last year during AA dismayful outing in the States That saw AA almost talking to himself rather than American Diplomats & politicians which Reno Omokri boosted he can organize. AA was so angry that he fired his ass upon coming back to Nigeria and subsequently cut off his stipends.

Dude has bills to pay ni...

nnamdizen:
Dude fought tooth and nail for his political godfather Atiku, but forgot to thread with caution, cos if he had sense, he would know tomorrow is in Gods hands.

Bruh 😂😂😂😂 this na serious update ohhh.
The werey think say he go run person father down with personal stuffs and he son go just fold hands dey look am.

Senior man Seyi no dey talk no mean say he no know how to run person street

DaTruths:
Omo i can't believe i settle down read everything, e just be like say i dey watch movie

Ren'o mockery is a goner if all that is written up there is true.

Bigkoko:
The lastest Reno tirades is penning down writeup in Hausa language capable of stoking ethnic tensions.
Pastor Reno Omokri has swore that he will not be alive and see HE Peter obi be president of Nigeria, why is he afraid? What will be will be, including him not been alive to see HE Peter obi lead from Aso Rock.

Why do we bother ourselves with someone suffering from untreated mental health issue?

From his disappointment of not getting an appointment as promised by agbado Swaga recruiting team, to his been ignored by both HE Peter obi and off course, asiwaju himself, what do you expect him to do?

Reno Omokri, be humble and beg the 1st son of Nigeria; Seyi Tinubu. He is the one holding your appointment. Igbos have no direct hand in your sufferings or the disappointment you got from the swaga recruiting team who poached you from team Atiku. Words on the street in UK is that Seyi has lock up on you, Reno of your unstable character. And also because of brotherly code due to Yusuf Buhari, as a result the way you harrass the sick old man in the name of shaking tables. Bruh you have been used and dumped by those who funded your harassment of baba Buhari. We know them....

What you don't know about Seyi Tinubu, Nigeria first son, he no dey talk too much. If you like call am slow poison na you sabi, he be like e Papa, slow, calculative and serious with those they are convinced are loyal. But, Reno Omokri you no dey loyal. Yes, I the OP opposed asiwaju, bt like Ganduje, Seyi & aunt Remi, and it's strictly business, not personal. But You Reno, you take everything personal. Politics no be like that bruh. Your latest pen up in Hausa language, though condemnable, is a good one.

I have been trained to see good in any & everything, except off course Asiwaju, don't blame me I'm still struggling to see good in him. Maybe through either of the three prominent figures I mentioned herein, and that's why I have soft spots for Ganduje, Seyi & lately aunt Remi.

The good in your evil intended pen up in Hausa language.
You mentioned HE Peter Obi, Biafra and jungle justice. Let me tell you the good in all these.

HE Peter Obi does not give shishi, neither does he collects from people as well. The claim prior to 2023 elections was that PO wasn't known up North. Could be true, and in line with his aka gum policy of not spending for image laundry, what better pro Bono service can one do for our incoming president than this? Fire on Reno Omokri, I support you on this! Write more on HE Peter Obi. I want everyone in far north to have HE Peter Obi name on their lips,this is the Lord using you in ways you do not understand!

Biafra......
Those people you write to prefers Arewa to Nigeria, a Nigerien to an Itshekiri and they don't hide it. If in doubt, go read Baba Ibrahim CEO of Arewa Publishers interview with Tukur Danmuazu. They're not shameless like you, neither are they unstable in what they want. They loathe you more for been a chris-lam adherent, neither a good Christian nor a good Muslim, more like a bat who is neither bird nor a land animal. They know the Igbos cherish Biafra more than Nigeria. They are sympathetic to the Igbos in this regards. That's why there's growing calls to allow us partial or full autonomy. So please again, let them we have not abandoned our El Dorado dream of building a Western styled, full democratic and industrialized nation in Africa! And it's gonna serve them well I reckon, because safe the backlash against killer herdsmen, the northerners knows first hand the East is safe, and the Igbos welcoming too.

Jungle justice.....
Werey, don't you know the north also love lynching and jungle justice, directed to religious blasphemers? How do you hope to garner support from a pot against a kettle? Again, these northern brothers of ours in the north need to understand we the Igbos share some of their biases, though differently. Once again bruh....fire on full throttle.

Back to your joblessness.....
See how you disgrace pa Buhari all in the name of shaking table. As if you fit buy table. Commot here, you no get sense at all. Anywhere belle face and asiwaju you want appointment from, if he dey do anywhere belle face, he for no dey humble.

Na Seyi hold your appointment! But the dude no like you at all. He has an archive of all you did to sick Buhari whom he respects personally and also, some of the dirty stuffs you wrote about his dad.

Him giving you the slot he has, is a slight to Yusuf buhari & other buhari children. Your matter too tight, so jejejely go open church or learn hand work.
This na the code wey dey happen for inside aso Rock right now. Your request for appointment has been trashed. No appointment for you in Aso Rock. Appointing you is an insult to Buhari & his children, presidents have codes they don't break, at least Nigerian ones!

Many people dey queue for asiwaju slot. Ditto Gbajabiamila own. You no be babe else Aunt Remi for consider you small. But the guys you dey role with especially Dino Melaye don block that angle, na just small time you go follow other he goat cross fence, start sharing information about Asiwaju to his rivals. Them Sabi you pass your self. You no see how Desmond Eliot handsome & humble? You, Reno, no handsome, you no humble, you just Carry evil spirit wey dey torment you, thinking you dey torment people.

Coded man seyi naim for fit fix you something but your unstable character dey give am doubt!

As if he know, you don already start dey criticize he paapi because of small New Year address, busy body wey Sabi everything about leadership but you never for once contest for local government councilor, abi you no Know where you come from again? I thought you say, you be Itshekiri....go Koko, Sapele,warri North etc, buy form contest ni!!!!! Na only advise you Sabi....lazy jobless man wey no wan feed from the pot, because it takes skills to cook hot delicious agbado meal.

One thing asiwaju & seyi good for, they sabi reward loyal people even if you no dey their camp. They fit still cut soap for the person or no raise objections when soap dey come the person way! You no get that character.

My people.... LP, ndi Igbo nwanne.... friends & well wishers. ...
This is not an endorsement of asiwaju and his APC govt. Beyond politics, integrity & business connection still matters. Elections no be reason to make needless enemies!


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Propaganda with no credible source

Snakes like Reno and FFK are not to be brought closer. They are hungry and lazy men without intergrity and honour.

You can only keep them as attack dogs and maintain your distance. You can be giving them handouts for food periodically. Never bring them to your camp it's dangerous.

Tor..... That's the talk in diplomatic circles.

chnnmfl:
Snakes like Reno and FFK are not to be brought closer. They are hungry and lazy men without intergrity and honour.

You can only keep them as attack dogs and maintain your distance. You can be giving them handouts for food periodically. Never bring them to your camp it's dangerous.

See your self? Make I mention my source kwo? You no serious!

IVORY2009:
Propaganda with no credible source

Cut-and-join beer parlour tales.
Tomorrow, it will be ''firstlady blocks ffk from appointment''

Nwannem, bigkoko, abi wetin u call yasef, get a life!

Bigkoko:
See your self? Make I mention my source kwo? You no serious!

At least you should be able to quote some source to backup your claims, if you can do so, this post would have made front page.

So I should mention the name of Seyi confidant that told me all these. Bruh even with a Glock to my head, I don't squeak. I protect my source. It's called Integrity.

I have lots of clients that transcend all parties and I scoop gists whenever I can get them to talk!

Do you want me to tell how much Reno received when he was first approach by Swaga recruiting team in UK?

Reno Omokri I was informed badly needed the money as he was already defaulting on his bills and was desperate to leave the West.

I no wan talk, cos with what I drop some Seyi paddy Dem first decode who told me all these!

IVORY2009:
At least you should be able to quote some source to backup your claims, if you can do so, this post would have made front page.

Oyem..... This na latest update. Bros Seyi lock up on Reno matter. If na you be Seyi and person go so low to shame your poppsy, won't you act more than this? Abeg no blame Seyi at all.

Blame the werey wey no know he left from right, all in the name of shaking tables.

Even though I honestly and sincerely opposed asiwaju, and still do, I won't joke or shame him with personal stuff, only political stuffs.

Bruh there's a line between politics And personal.

Aunt Remi is a fine, loyal wife yo asiwaju even though, like all mortal she may not be perfect but she's cool.

The matter no involve our first lady ohh. Na bros Seyi get the fight to figure out. I wasn't there when he had the talk with his crew. I have never met Seyi in person, but Sha any day the bros show UK, Germany or Sweden, we first meet sha.

richie240:
Cut-and-join beer parlour tales.
Tomorrow, it will be ''firstlady blocks ffk from appointment''

Nwannem, bigkoko, abi wetin u call yasef, get a life!

Who know Reno Omokri, make una tell to rest. Chop chop FFK don rest. Everyone don rest ... Only the werey naim remain!

If he like make he shake all the table wey dey Aso Rock, whoosi..... nothing go come out!

Next time he go learn how not to insult people father in the name of politics or shaking tables!

Ok. Now that he's picking on HE Peter obi, and saying all sorts of things against the innocent man, and tomorrow PO become president, should his children tolerate the werey as an appointee?

Think am naaas

God is so wonderful. Causing a war in the camp of the enemy.

I never knew a day like the would come when Obidients and Atikulator would be at the loggerhead.

Hahaha 😂😂😂😂 what appears to be a war happens to be the weeding off of dead, decaying roots so we can have a clear field of 🔥 fire!

Like the populist politician, HE Peter obi, said recently, that LP will play the role of opposition in Nigeria politics. So expect the likes of Apapa, Reno & other pen-4-hire swobs to phase suddenly out as they prove to be off no use to either side.

While chop chop FFK have accepted his fate and moved on, the likes of Reno Omokri, Apapa etc are fighting the deluge of calamities they're facing. Don't blame them though, weather hard!
Reno has proved to be a baggage to asiwaju and that's what is on ground now. Sit back & relax, as we bring you updates!

We swoop to conquer....

Ttalk:
God is so wonderful. Causing a war in the camp of the enemy.

I never knew a day like the would come when Obidients and Atikulator would be at the loggerhead.

Y'all know Reno Omokri has a mouth of an alligator 🐊 but a hummingbird ass..lol

His alligator mouth can write checks which his hummingbird ass can't cash! Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Do you know he single handledly ruin AA outing in the US with his over Sabi? Him & Osita Chidoka exchanged words during review of the whole thing. But for maturity, words I heard was that Osita for beat the werey blue black. Dino Melaye was there, and even caution Reno Omokri.

When AA cut off his stipends, mumu thought it was an Igbo conspiracy, Osita and former governor of Imo State, Emeka Ihedioha really took Reno to the cleaners. If I'm lying ask Dino Melaye, I'm ready to swear by anything if this is not true, and why Reno Omokri start attacking Igbos.

I got this info from the hotel they stayed. A room service person recorded everything, but I can't drop receipt as it would ruin business for the hotel. I abide by the T&C upon which they gave me the gist. They may suited for unlawful eavdropping. USA no be naija!

Before anyone start thinking it's one of AA aides that furnished me with these info, s/he is not the one. I got it straight from a waiter in the hotel.

Reno Omokri claims no body approached and recruited him for Asiwaju....I laugh in Kiswahili, such a lying little scumbag. Reno wey collect £3.7k

Yes, someone in UK Swaga team actually convinced Reno Omokri to ditch AA, and the key reason why Reno agreed was:

1. Asiwaju will be declared winner, whether he gets votes or not.

2. Reno will receive £3700 for an all expense paid trip to CSU.

3. Reno Omokri will be given a Media aide job either to VP or any of the top minster.

After dilly-dally, Reno Omokri accepted the offer and cash passed hands and the rest is history! I'm trying to get and drop the receipt here. Wish me luck.

Whether na bros Seyi sent the money, that I can't confirm but I know he was given £3.7k

Reno the hungry mugu, no wonder he was wearing our yoruba cap after insulting us during GEJ and Buhari's time.

Awon 'Wendell Simlin' buruku!

shortgun:
Reno has long lost relevance. He should continue barking like a mad dog on X

Reno should come to Warri and open a church..

DaTruths:
Omo i can't believe i settle down read everything, e just be like say i dey watch movie

Ren'o mockery is a goner if all that is written up there is true.

Lie no dey there o. I remember laughing very hard when reno was bashing tinubu everyday. Then suddenly tinubu became good and obi became bad. For this, i support seyi. Nothing for FFK too.
Anyways, so far, buhari is better than tinubu

He's just buying enemies for Asiwaju in the name of attacking Igbos or shaking tables...

Out of respect for my guy who has bros Seyi ears, I would have drop some screenshots of Msg in case the werey wan deny....

He's a pen-4-hire and should just rest like chop chop FFK.....

Ohh you remember me the Wendell Simlin saga busted by Sahara reporters... hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

OmoFiditi:
Reno the hungry mugu, no wonder he was wearing our yoruba cap after insulting us during GEJ and Buhari's time.

Awon 'Wendell Simlin' buruku!

The first paycheck wey make the werey dey open he alligator mouth na just common £3.7k ohhhh, and audio appointment wey done jam wall.

Seyi na correct guy. The dude no dey talk too much. Very calculative, like he Poppsy.

junketer:
Lie no dey there o. I remember laughing very hard when reno was bashing tinubu everyday. Then suddenly tinubu became good and obi became bad. For this, i support seyi. Nothing for FFK too.
Anyways, so far, buhari is better than tinubu

Reno Omokri I'm not sure he's a Christian. If you analyze his write up critically, he's at best a chris-lam adherent!!!!

Waffi men go run am street if he come open that kind religious center in the heart of Delta. Na to go learn hand work he suppose focus on now because with the way he dey loud mouth like alligator wey dey collect doggy, no successful politician go wan employ am as an aide.

OmoFiditi:
Reno should come to Warri and open a church..

If the werey no dey bash Christianity, he go dey praise Islam.....but fear still dey catch to drink beer for Kano Sha.

The other day, when PO as usual ignored him, na poor dear Jesus the werey take am personal with!

If this werey dey read he Bible well as a pastor, he for know the importance of a wife..... Your other part. After you, na your wife ohhh.

Infact, some where for Christian Bible, it says if you no provide owambe, sorry, good for your family, wife & children, unbeliever better pass you!

No where Bible say you will be joined with your mother, but with your wife!

junketer:
Lie no dey there o. I remember laughing very hard when reno was bashing tinubu everyday. Then suddenly tinubu became good and obi became bad. For this, i support seyi. Nothing for FFK too.
Anyways, so far, buhari is better than tinubu

Reno is now baseless, neither aquatic nor terrestrial.

Simps like Reno Omokri thinks people don't see the color of his unstableness......

Well, Asiwaju has his plate full of needs, especially not to appear as a failure. No be Reno Omokri or chop chop FFK dey border am now!

Make them go rest

Bigkoko:
So I should mention the name of Seyi confidant that told me all these. Bruh even with a Glock to my head, I don't squeak. I protect my source. It's called Integrity.

I have lots of clients that transcend all parties and I scoop gists whenever I can get them to talk!

Do you want me to tell how much Reno received when he was first approach by Swaga recruiting team in UK?

Reno Omokri I was informed badly needed the money as he was already defaulting on his bills and was desperate to leave the West.

I no wan talk, cos with what I drop some Seyi paddy Dem first decode who told me all these!

It shows its beer parlor gist

Tor......Believe what ever you wish..... Its a free world.

It's easier for Asiwaju to release MNK than for him to approve an appointment for Reno Omokri....

The day, Seyi agrees that's the day Reno Omokri will get an appointment. Anything outside this, Reno Omokri go bash Igbos tire. He go write and advise tire. Finally if he knows so much, councilor form no too cost, he can start from there. Agbado people go fundraise for am, no be so?

IVORY2009:
It shows its beer parlor gist

As Reno Omokri faces an uphill task of convincing Asiwaju inner circle to allow him have a gig with them, either as a Media aide to Shettima or any other top Ministers, expect his tirades and bashing of the Igbos, though, now subtly done so as not to incur the wrath of SM administrators....

The latest is his bashing of innocent victims of demolished buildings in Lagos! What a scumbag?

I can but imagine the pains his children would face when they read how out of hunger, their no-do-well was used and dumped by people he loves advising!

Seyi please have pity on poor Reno Omokri, he has bills to pay even though he's in Nigeria!