₦airaland Forum

Aladdin1:
Thank God say the police dem no uproot ur penis. your village people wan use ashawo and fornication take ruin ur destiny.becos of fornication you done receive beating come lose 20k join am!.u think say na ordinary hand?.

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

free2ryhme post=128231930 you are tired of this country but you have erectile dysfunction at your age as porn don scatter your brain.:
As e be say person nor fit make wrong sexual choices for una eye, heavens favourite Nigerians I go like see you for heaven too... Fool

HelpfulBro:
as you be gay so that one still good for you my guy. Everybody gets where dey pain am

Aladdin1:
Who be gay? Na gay wey you do naim make you impotent. wey make you dey carry viagra waka like who dey sell gala. Ogun kill you there. you and your papa na gay. idiot! Man in his 20's wey him penis done die like dead meat..

free2ryhme:
the wrong sexual choice no tire you but na Nigeria tire you. keep clowning

HelpfulBro:
fool go read about porn induced erectile dysfunction

Eunoiaa:
I wonder what the bunch of ne'er-do-well feminists are doing about the wanton misuse of power that is so rife in the NPF.


Later they'll be shouting oppression and discrimination. Is this not something they should be fighting for?

Oboto700:
iam chronic masturbator.. if I catch ur babe.. she go leave u

concho:
You later F*ck that night ?

WhereMyLoud:
What are we actually looking at in the pictures? Guy police never handle you. If i tell you my own you go mobilize to go burn the station. 😡🤬🤬. Stupid set of retards. I spit on them too

fyzaila:
Nigerian police issues is one of the worst adventures that should happen to any person in Nigeria.

Sorry about that, you ma try and stop fornication, you're dealing with occasional erectile dysfunction, why not abstain and get healed first.

HelpfulBro:
We all be clown as e be say you chose to act uneducated to nor dey read post to understand exposure to wrong media at a young age let's all wear clown mask 🤡

Like I said.... Fool 👍

HelpfulBro:
regardless of the condition I have very high libido and high testosterone levels so a week without sex or masturbation then that's all I think about, I been dey dispise myself for it but it just built up guilt, anxiety and self doubt so now I own it with my full chest, I'm stopping porn gradually as I don't watch it everyday and only just by mistakes maybe once in a month or twice then I move forward. Not been easy as I moved from watching hardcore nasty porn to how I am now that sometimes just an erotic comic could finish me off. Very soon I won't be using it as I also have a weekly routine for watermelon and tiger nut but thanks either way

Free2Fly:
Why didn't you insist on them taking you to the station??

You cowardly wasted your 20,000 naira

The last time i had issues with the police over by car colour, I insisted on us going to court to decide it, as the police doesn't have the powers to pass judgement and apportion punishment

It's the court's responsibility to conclude that the colour of my car is different from that on the papers, not the police's and i made it clear to them.

You guys should stop being cowards, please.

Free2Fly:
I'm not a kid, boy; I'm a 40yr old man who has already experienced both the good and the bad in Nigeria.

No one, including Tinubu, can easily intimidate me within Nigeria.

If that your vega is not an illicit drug, no police anywhere in Nigeria will have his way with me

If they insist it's illegal, then we go to court. It's not the duty of the police to decide that.

I can afford lawyers to challenge anyone who wants problems with me and if you think you can bride the judge in a case i'm involved, you're dreaming.
I'm a full Nigerian, no addition, no subtraction

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

HelpfulBro:
I dey tell you bro, na small small I dey recover. Me when dey watch trans and lesbian to the extent of hardcore... I know as e dey do me but if I explain give person them go think say I dey cap jare

Free2Fly:
I'm not a kid, boy; I'm a 40yr old man who has already experienced both the good and the bad in Nigeria.

No one, including Tinubu, can easily intimidate me within Nigeria.

If that your vega is not an illicit drug, no police anywhere in Nigeria will have his way with me

If they insist it's illegal, then we go to court. It's not the duty of the police to decide that.

I can afford lawyers to challenge anyone who wants problems with me and if you think you can bride the judge in a case i'm involved, you're dreaming.
I'm a full Nigerian, no addition, no subtraction