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matify83:
The Nigeria police force is a beehive of corruption.

Any reforms to sanitize that anathema of an institution may lead to the expulsion of over 80% of its personnel.

The slogan "the police is your friend" is just a mockery on our sensibility

You for just tell us say u don watch BEEKEEPER na.....which one come be beehives again

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

EbenezerTriumph:
e get one babe i met last night, i forgot to carry my vega along, Omo my John Thomas disappointed me big time.
Thunder fire porn

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

Free2Fly:
I'm not a kid, boy; I'm a 40yr old man who has already experienced both the good and the bad in Nigeria.

No one, including Tinubu, can easily intimidate me within Nigeria.

If that your vega is not an illicit drug, no police anywhere in Nigeria will have his way with me

If they insist it's illegal, then we go to court. It's not the duty of the police to decide that.

I can afford lawyers to challenge anyone who wants problems with me and if you think you can bride the judge in a case i'm involved, you're dreaming.
I'm a full Nigerian, no addition, no subtraction

incogni2o:
Bro you need Jesus.

That's the solution to your frustration.

I have these experiences too but they most times come when I am on the unrighteous path.

Why not get sober and Pray for God's forgiveness and protection in all you do.

My 2 cents.

Free2Fly:
I'm not a kid, boy; I'm a 40yr old man who has already experienced both the good and the bad in Nigeria.

No one, including Tinubu, can easily intimidate me within Nigeria.

If that your vega is not an illicit drug, no police anywhere in Nigeria will have his way with me

If they insist it's illegal, then we go to court. It's not the duty of the police to decide that.

I can afford lawyers to challenge anyone who wants problems with me and if you think you can bride the judge in a case i'm involved, you're dreaming.
I'm a full Nigerian, no addition, no subtraction

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100


I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

HelpfulBro:
Well I didn't fight Sha because of my first situation I talked about I've already known that the predicament for every citizen to always beg for our lives so I just kept begging like a fool. I'm very sad right now, these kinds of situation go just dey make you feel bad say you dey beg your fellow man for wetin both of you know say nothing dey wrong, just like begging that you are blind when you can perfectly see clearly

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

HelpfulBro:
fool go read about porn induced erectile dysfunction

HelpfulBro:
regardless of the condition I have very high libido and high testosterone levels so a week without sex or masturbation then that's all I think about, I been dey dispise myself for it but it just built up guilt, anxiety and self doubt so now I own it with my full chest, I'm stopping porn gradually as I don't watch it everyday and only just by mistakes maybe once in a month or twice then I move forward. Not been easy as I moved from watching hardcore nasty porn to how I am now that sometimes just an erotic comic could finish me off. Very soon I won't be using it as I also have a weekly routine for watermelon and tiger nut but thanks either way

Free2Fly:
Why didn't you insist on them taking you to the station??

You cowardly wasted your 20,000 naira

The last time i had issues with the police over by car colour, I insisted on us going to court to decide it, as the police doesn't have the powers to pass judgement and apportion punishment

It's the court's responsibility to conclude that the colour of my car is different from that on the papers, not the police's and i made it clear to them.

You guys should stop being cowards, please.

HelpfulBro:
regardless of the condition I have very high libido and high testosterone levels so a week without sex or masturbation then that's all I think about, I been dey dispise myself for it but it just built up guilt, anxiety and self doubt so now I own it with my full chest, I'm stopping porn gradually as I don't watch it everyday and only just by mistakes maybe once in a month or twice then I move forward. Not been easy as I moved from watching hardcore nasty porn to how I am now that sometimes just an erotic comic could finish me off. Very soon I won't be using it as I also have a weekly routine for watermelon and tiger nut but thanks either way

Spybradd:
Please can you share your story?

HelpfulBro:
fool go read about porn induced erectile dysfunction

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

Oboto700:
you b mumu.. your dick can't stand..porn is not the problem oga.. Na follow come

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

Free2Fly:
Why didn't you insist on them taking you to the station??

You cowardly wasted your 20,000 naira

The last time i had issues with the police over by car colour, I insisted on us going to court to decide it, as the police doesn't have the powers to pass judgement and apportion punishment

It's the court's responsibility to conclude that the colour of my car is different from that on the papers, not the police's and i made it clear to them.

You guys should stop being cowards, please.

Free2Fly:
I'm not a kid, boy; I'm a 40yr old man who has already experienced both the good and the bad in Nigeria.

No one, including Tinubu, can easily intimidate me within Nigeria.

If that your vega is not an illicit drug, no police anywhere in Nigeria will have his way with me

If they insist it's illegal, then we go to court. It's not the duty of the police to decide that.

I can afford lawyers to challenge anyone who wants problems with me and if you think you can bride the judge in a case i'm involved, you're dreaming.
I'm a full Nigerian, no addition, no subtraction

twosquare:
People are wired differently.

It can be porn-induced
Underlying causes (low testosterone, etc., diabetes, hypertension, etc.)
Psychological ED
Clinical depression.

Performance anxiety (very common)
Plaque buildup in arteries (obstructing blood flow to the penis). This is why pills like Viagra, Cialis, and other aphrodisiacs relax the blood vessels to allow passage.


Not finding joy in life can also cause it and people just seeing the female like, nothing dey there.

Hence, it will take some push to make them stand

Also, eating "one meat" all the time can make it happen (I hope you understand the code).


Also, some are not sexually compatible...there are some ladies you will meet, your thing will go limp...while others, it will be like a raging bull...spiritual stuff? don't know



And one final question to everyone: why do you think we have a whole lot of sexual stimulants being sold in society today? If you know why, then you have your answer.

incogni2o:
Bro you need Jesus.

That's the solution to your frustration.

I have these experiences too but they most times come when I am on the unrighteous path.

Why not get sober and Pray for God's forgiveness and protection in all you do.

My 2 cents.

Ironbull:
More details pls so we can forward it to police HQ.

We will force the police to behave by force by fire.