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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Unlimited22: 4:27pm On Apr 11, 2024
Ordinary Nembe waterside or Abuloma Waterside to Okrika, you must wear life jacket

Only God knows how people got on the Niger on an open boat with no safety equipment.

And for a movie shoot no less.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 4:48pm On Apr 11, 2024
monerozi5590:
grin grin grin grin grin.
As you dey laugh na so people dey laugh me When I dey NYSC for North all my students were surprised say a grown person no go sabi ride bicycle, Same if you go Bayelsa as an adult and say you no sabi swim
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:56pm On Apr 11, 2024
raumdeuter:
As you dey laugh na so people dey laugh me When I dey NYSC for North all my students were surprised say a grown person no go sabi ride bicycle, Same if you go Bayelsa as an adult and say you no sabi swim
I also don't know how to ride a bicycle till date and I'm not even bothered one bit. My Mates during NYSC tried making joke out of the fact that I can't ride a bicycle ; but in real life I get sharp mouth so my clap back made them abort mission 😁

Swimming or anything that has to do with water was a no-no for me. I don't like water-bodies at all; water scares me easily. I voluntarily declined going on a field trip during NYSC cos I heard we will visit one ancient crocodile shrine as part of our visit to the major river in the town. I no dey do wetin pass my power.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 4:57pm On Apr 11, 2024
afrodoc2:
The Juice is loose for the last time.

R.I.P
Irrespective of which side of the aisle you stand, OJ defined an era. You can't speak about the 90's without mentioning OJ Simpson.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 5:06pm On Apr 11, 2024
Roland17:
Irrespective of which side of the aisle you stand, OJ defined an era. You can't speak about the 90's without mentioning OJ Simpson.
Most definitely, even though he had a deeply flawed character.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 5:12pm On Apr 11, 2024
afrodoc2:
Most definitely, even though he had a deeply flawed character.
When it comes to "How to get away with murder", OJ was the OG!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TrebleChamp(m): 5:18pm On Apr 11, 2024
iamoyindamola:
You mean bridge from badagry port to point of no return shocked
If this is true they try but i doubt because it's ocean water oo unless the water is just at the entrance and not across it will collapse
That is what they told me ooh, and i ask my son when he returned and he said they crossed a bridge to the other side of the water by bus. Whether it was the main river ooh, i can't say...

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 5:25pm On Apr 11, 2024
BlueRayDick:
I also don't know how to ride a bicycle till date and I'm not even bothered one bit. My Mates during NYSC tried making joke out of the fact that I can't ride a bicycle ; but in real life I get sharp mouth so my clap back made them abort mission 😁

Swimming or anything that has to do with water was a no-no for me. I don't like water-bodies at all; water scares me easily. I voluntarily declined going on a field trip during NYSC cos I heard we will visit one ancient crocodile shrine as part of our visit to the major river in the town. I no dey do wetin pass my power.
Rather than learn bicycle I chose to walk. Swim sef, During NYSC we went to Wikki warm spring I was sitting beside the warm pool na so one of those riverine coper swam under and pulled me into the water and was laughing

Omo when I recover, I relocated far away from the poolside
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Jodera: 5:44pm On Apr 11, 2024
raumdeuter:
Some of these guys are not that educated. They are just talented footballers
Some of these players attended academies through secondary school where they train for most of the day while their mates are learning in class
They are no different from Ikpeba, Taiye Taiwo we have here. Minus their football talents some of them will be agberos and bandits

An uneducated will still be uneducated whether he is Nigerian or Oyinbo
You made valid points tho.

I was thinking that their school covers alot of things and that it's well exposed and equipped. Someone like Saka that I know he's brilliant, I believe he'll get all these answers easy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:52pm On Apr 11, 2024
TrebleChamp:
That is what they told me ooh, and i ask my son when he returned and he said they crossed a bridge to the other side of the water by bus. Whether it was the main river ooh, i can't say...
That is cool then
Easy access to the island
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:54pm On Apr 11, 2024
Unlimited22:
Ordinary Nembe waterside or Abuloma Waterside to Okrika, you must wear life jacket

Only God knows how people got on the Niger on an open boat with no safety equipment.

And for a movie shoot no less.
Shoreline to shoreline the river from Abuloma to Okrika is 1 mile wide, same as River Niger in Asaba axis. There is no difference between them if boat spill you in the middle.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by monerozi5590: 5:55pm On Apr 11, 2024
raumdeuter:
As you dey laugh na so people dey laugh me When I dey NYSC for North all my students were surprised say a grown person no go sabi ride bicycle, Same if you go Bayelsa as an adult and say you no sabi swim
grin grin grin grin. Just can't stop laughing.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by popizaino(m): 6:12pm On Apr 11, 2024
raumdeuter:
Rather than learn bicycle I chose to walk. Swim sef, During NYSC we went to Wikki warm spring I was sitting beside the warm pool na so one of those riverine coper swam under and pulled me into the water and was laughing

Omo when I recover, I relocated far away from the poolside
You na fear fear man. That very shallow water.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by CrystalTiger(m): 6:34pm On Apr 11, 2024
Dr Ogbonnaya Onu too 😞😞
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 6:35pm On Apr 11, 2024
popizaino:
You na fear fear man. That very shallow water.
Na those things wey you underrate dey kill

Make I dey my dey. If God wanted me to swim that well, he would create me in Bayesa not in Oyo
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 6:47pm On Apr 11, 2024
[color=royalblue]I never ride bicycle for my life.

I never swim for my life[/color]
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 6:50pm On Apr 11, 2024
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I never ride bicycle for my life.

I never swim for my life[/color]
We need to form an association
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:10pm On Apr 11, 2024
grin

riding and swimming una dey do no pass down one? LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:24pm On Apr 11, 2024
Nigeria to receive one of the world’s most powerful biometric systems from IDEMIA Smart Identity.

IDEMIA Smart Identity has renewed its commitment to Nigeria’s National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) by implementing an upgrade of the entire biometric identification system, which will accommodate 250 million records.

This project, supported by the World Bank through its ID4D initiative, will ensure that each citizen’s identity in the civil database remains unique.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:26pm On Apr 11, 2024
.......NIMC agreed to renew their long-standing collaboration and upgrade NIMC’s biometric system to become the most advanced biometric system in the world, comparable only with Aadhaar in India. The powerful biometric matching system will be able to handle 1 million 1:1 and 1:N identity verification searches per day.

The initial system was designed to support 100 million records but has already reached around 90 million records and requires this extension to address the whole Nigerian population. In context, NIMC is already positioned to achieve the sustainable development goals target set for 2030 by the United Nations, which calls for a legal identity for all by the year 2030.*

In addition, the system upgrade is going to allow NIMC to be compliant with OSIA, an open standard set of interfaces (APIs) that enables seamless connectivity between all components of the identity management ecosystem.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 7:27pm On Apr 11, 2024
OasisX:
grin

riding and swimming una dey do no pass down one? LOL!
Sheikh na you ride pass for here.

The kilometers you don ride in the last 48hrs lasan!!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:28pm On Apr 11, 2024
We are very proud to continue our long-standing collaboration with NIMC for the greater good of Nigeria’s growing population. The new powerful system is future-proof and will ensure that all Nigerians have access to a secured, trusted identity, enabling them to exercise their rights and responsibilities as a citizen. Moreover, this contract, in the most populous country in Africa, demonstrates IDEMIA’s capability to deploy its technologies on a very large scale.

- Olivier Charlanes, Senior Vice President of Middle East and Africa at IDEMIA Smart Identity
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:29pm On Apr 11, 2024
raumdeuter:
Sheikh na you ride pass for here.

The kilometers you don ride in the last 48hrs lasan!!
grin

.....remain 6 fasting after Ramadan, though not compulsory. I am still in pope's mode.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:30pm On Apr 11, 2024
Taking this next step in the enhancement of our system with IDEMIA Smart Identity was a natural choice for us. We wanted to ensure that we deliver the best-in-class solution to our fellow Nigerians, and the pure power of the biometric matching we will receive ensures that the solution is future-proof for our growing population.


- Engr. Abisoye Coker-Odusote, CEO, National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) and Chairman of the OSIA Advisory Committee
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 7:46pm On Apr 11, 2024
OasisX:
grin

.....remain 6 fasting after Ramadan, though not compulsory. I am still in pope's mode.
Shey na aawe arugbo be that
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 7:58pm On Apr 11, 2024
Once again, dem say na when pesin wake up be him "Good Morning"..

Good morning Gov. Fubara

https://www.nairaland.com/8058743/peter-odili-fubara-now-political
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 8:01pm On Apr 11, 2024
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I never ride bicycle for my life.

I never swim for my life[/color]
Aye
Last time I tried to ride bicycle I got bruised
As for swimming I no they look for water and water no they look for me
We avoid each other
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 8:02pm On Apr 11, 2024
OasisX:
grin

.....remain 6 fasting after Ramadan, though not compulsory. I am still in pope's mode.
Good luck bro
The lord is your strength
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:04pm On Apr 11, 2024
raumdeuter:
Shey na aawe arugbo be that
cheesy

......its called sitta shawwal. Abu Ayyub Al-Ansari relates that Allah’s Messenger (peace be upon him) says: “Whoever fasts the month of Ramadan and then follows it with six days of fasting in the month of Shawwal, it will be as if he had fasted the year through.”

(Sahih Muslim, 1163)
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:06pm On Apr 11, 2024
iamoyindamola:
Good luck bro
The lord is your strength
grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Greatswimmer: 8:44pm On Apr 11, 2024


This might likely be the case of the Kaduna bombing that they claimed they are innocent Civilian doing maulud nabiyy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 8:50pm On Apr 11, 2024
So here's a video of those who died on the boat mishap suggesting that love jackets were actually provided but they only used the life jacket to snap and then dumped it.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5oFfKQM66r/?igsh=MWF3bXJyamk4aThxbA==

I don't know how authentic the video is but I know Nigerians always cross express road under pedestrian bridges and Nigerians always refuse to use helmet when on bike for their own safety. Such recklessness is not beyond Nigerians generally
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