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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 9:49am On May 07
OasisX:


grin

.....heard POS Operators are charging ₦200 for every ₦5000, na true?!
some even charge more, especially in rural areas where the law is far from slapping them.

I know this move from CAC to register all POS vendors will start another ripple effect. POS vendord will start giving excuses like "na CAC levy nahim make us they charge like dis". grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 9:52am On May 07
joseph1832:
some even charge more, especially in rural areas where the law is far from slapping them.

I know this move from CAC to register all POS vendors will start another ripple effect. POS vendord will start giving excuses like "na CAC levy nahim make us they charge like dis". grin

grin

............then cuss/curses go start pouring on Oasis as usual on this board. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 9:53am On May 07
OasisX:
grin

.......see mentions laced with cuss and curses upandan! It shall never be well with Oasis.....LMFAO!

I have no reason to cuss/curse anyone back, neither am I gonna stop supporting PBAT Administration.

If you wanna engage sensibly, no qualms, but cussing/cursing cos of my support for this present Administration? We will be here to drop emojis, we dey here gidigba like Olumọ Rock.


grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 9:54am On May 07
Is this the same Landmark that was destroyed that has been built back and open for business?
In how many days

Omoh miracle no dey taya Jesus

https://twitter.com/landmarkafrica/status/1787440439701778622?s=19
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 9:55am On May 07
joseph1832:
all because cbn wan collect cybersecurity levy from Nigerians, nahim make dem dey swear for their papa.

The POS vendors, wey dey sell their money for their front, dey cheat dem left, right and centre, dem dey look dem like proper M.U.M.U, na only to come social media dey curse Asiwaju and those who vote for am dem sabi.

Shey all dis wan no be misplaced priority? 🤔
Lol
I don't like emilokan either, but won't join in the curses because it won't change shiit
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 9:56am On May 07
OasisX:


grin

.....heard POS Operators are charging ₦200 for every ₦5000, na true?!
Well you heard wrong bros
Ask again I think you will hear right this time around
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 9:58am On May 07
raumdeuter:
Is this the same Landmark that was destroyed that has been built back and open for business?
In how many days

Omoh miracle no dey taya Jesus

https://twitter.com/landmarkafrica/status/1787440439701778622?s=19

grin

....old landmark was built in 6 years. Destroyed by Government in 6 hours. New Landmark is built in 6 Days.

666 is the code Ẹ̀gbọ́n mi [didn't know me using Ẹ̀gbọ́n dey pain dem too]. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 9:59am On May 07
iamoyindamola:

Well you heard wrong bros
Ask again I think you will hear right this time around

grin

..................much or less habibi?!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 9:59am On May 07
OasisX:


grin

..................much or less habibi?!
It's less bro
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 10:00am On May 07
OasisX:


grin

....old landmark was built in 6 years. Destroyed by Government in 6 hours. New Landmark is built in 6 Days.

666 is the code Ẹ̀gbọ́n mi [didn't know me using Ẹ̀gbọ́n dey pain dem too]. LOL!

If landmark can be rebuilt within 6 days why we come dey worry if coastal road can be built in 8yrs?

If we use the same contractors that rebuilt a totally demolished landmark in 6days we can even build road around the Atlantic Ocean before expiration of emilokan 2nd term
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 10:00am On May 07
OasisX:
grin

.......see mentions laced with cuss and curses upandan! It shall never be well with Oasis.....LMFAO!

I have no reason to cuss/curse anyone back, neither am I gonna stop supporting PBAT Administration.

If you wanna engage sensibly, no qualms, but cussing/cursing cos of my support for this present Administration? We will be here to drop emojis, we dey here gidigba like Olumọ Rock.

Ebu o so.

Let them curse as long as it's therapeutic for them
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:02am On May 07
iamoyindamola:

It's less bro

........thank you habibi for the correction/clarification.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:04am On May 07
raumdeuter:


Ebu o so.

Let them curse as long as it's therapeutic for them

grin

......aya mi gba, àti pé abiamọ ó kí n sepe. Space still dey my shoulders to lean on and cry their heart/soul out.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:07am On May 07
raumdeuter:


If landmark can be rebuilt within 6 days why we come dey worry if coastal road can be built in 8yrs?

If we use the same contractors that rebuilt a totally demolished landmark in 6days we can even built road around the Atlantic Ocean before expiration of emilokan 2nd term

grin

....this is there Messiah shinning teeth to the Sky like he's seeing Angels cos President Ebele started, completed and commissioned 2nd Niger Bridge in 6 mins bro.

Then he ain't shocked or saddened by the project. LOL!

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 10:12am On May 07
TemporaryHansel:
But the cybersecurity levy won’t be much though. If you make a transaction of 5m and they deduct let’s say 20k it’s not bad na. I know we all hate Tinubu, but without taxes how will they make Nigeria look like the obodo oyibo some people crave so much?
If they’ll actually put the money into good use it’s nice, the only problem is that the money might be looted.
All the 50 naira stamp duty charge and monthly maintenance fees nko? Why won't people complain when they know the money is likely to go the way of the rest.
Your backward policies are impoverishing people, making them not have value for the one they manage to earn with their sweat but imposing more levies on them after showing failure upon failure is what they've now conjured in their midnight witchcraft meeting, Shebi when there's no money to deduct from will they start arresting people with DSS? From banning crypto transactions on fintechs to this? Taking one of the sources of income from the youths and still asking them to submit owo mi da. Me I don't have strength to curse anybody this morning cause I wouldn't normally but you see this government they'll soon eat what they cannot swallow if they think they can continue using tortoise sense for the struggling populace they mostly improverished.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 10:16am On May 07
OasisX:

grin
......aya mi gba, àti pé abiamọ ó kí n sepe. Space still dey my shoulders to lean on and cry their heart/soul out.

Oko ti a ba so mo oluwere, lon so moni

I am sure if we all put efforts together and ensure Jagaban 2nd term is achieved all these would be resolved
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 10:17am On May 07
BlueRayDick:
Thanks guys for checking up on me, I am well and fine.

Tho I was involved in a life threatening incident over a week ago,but I am well and fine now. ( I do not really feel inclined to share details for now)

I have been coming around to read comments sha. Let's just say I'm back now.

cc: Iamoyindamola, Emaprince, Raumdeuter.
Thank God for life and Welcome back. Hope you're fully recovered cause I'll just advise you to avoid some of the conversations here so as not to stress yourself
and give yourself unnecessary headache till you're 100%.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:19am On May 07
raumdeuter:


Oko ti a ba so mo oluwere, lon so moni

I am sure if we all put efforts together and ensure Jagaban 2nd term is achieved all these would be resolved

grin

....abi ó.

8 years of renewed hope administration is sealed already.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 10:23am On May 07
BlueRayDick:
Thanks guys for checking up on me, I am well and fine.

Tho I was involved in a life threatening incident over a week ago,but I am well and fine now. ( I do not really feel inclined to share details for now)

I have been coming around to read comments sha. Let's just say I'm back now.

cc: Iamoyindamola, Emaprince, Raumdeuter.
Welcome back chief, glad to hear you're back.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:25am On May 07
grin

......where una 0.5% levy?! According to the Act its 0.005%. Make una try dey verify abegi before cussing/cursing upandan. LOL!

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 10:32am On May 07
OasisX:
grin

......where una 0.5% levy?! Aaccording to the Act its 0.005%. Make una try dey verify abegi before cussing/cursing upandan. LOL!

The documents says it's 0.5%
Looks like this levy was passed by the national assembly.

when it's time to hold your elected officials accountable for what they pass to law, we wait for implementation time and start cussing Akanbi omo olodo ide
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:35am On May 07
raumdeuter:


Looks like this levy was passed by the national assembly.

when it's time to hold your elected officials accountable for what they pass to law, we wait for implementation time and start cussing Akanbi omo olodo ide

grin

.....of course. First Act was passed in 2015 then amended Act in 2024.

Dem no see their Ellupees Senators and Reps curse, na Oasis be there problem. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 10:36am On May 07
OasisX:


grin

.....of course. First act was passed in 2015 then amended in 2024.

Dem no see their Ellupees Senators and Reps curse, na Oasis be there problem. LOL!

So they expect the elected Senators and reps to pass a bill but the bill won't be implemented?

Shey na so democracy dey work?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:37am On May 07
raumdeuter:


So they expect the elected Senators and reps to pass a bill but the bill won't be implemented?

Shey na so democracy dey work?

grin

........we all know what we are doing. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:39am On May 07
.....na seankafor I dey even pity with new policy on P2P and cryptó transactions in Nigeria. Dude ain't here to curse anyone, rather face his business squarely.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 10:45am On May 07
OasisX:
grin

.....just imagine someone organizes a football Match between Batists and Obidients on this board, if I dare play in the match eh, na Afrodoc2 and possibly Unlimited22 go fit save my life before reaching Hospital for further treatments. LOL!
Just one tackle from donjazzet go land u for coma cheesy

My own tackle fit lead to everlasting disability cheesy grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:46am On May 07
Segedinho:

Just one tackle from donjazzet go land u for coma cheesy

My own tackle fit lead time everlasting disability cheesy grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy

.....ellexy fit carry weapon enter pitch sef. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 10:47am On May 07
Only God knows what I did in my past life to throw me into this contraption. And FG is also mulling telecom Tax.
Antiurchins:
🇳🇬COST OF ELECTRONIC TRANSACTIONS

CYBERSECURITY LEVY: SENDERS now bear....
₦5 on ₦1,000
₦50 on ₦10,000
₦500 on ₦100,000
₦5,000 on ₦1,000,000
₦50,000 on ₦10,000,000

STAMP DUTY: RECEIVERS bear....
₦50 on ₦10,000
₦50 on ₦100,000
₦50 on ₦1,000,000
₦50 on ₦10,000,000

TRANSFER FEES: SENDERS bear...
₦10 on ≤₦5,000
₦25 on ₦5,001 — ₦50,000
₦50 on >₦50,000

VALUE ADDED TAX: SENDERS bear...
₦0.75 on ₦10 Transfer fee
₦1.875 on ₦25 Transfer fee
₦3.75 on ₦50 Transfer fee

SMS FEE: SENDERS & RECEIVERS bear...
₦4 on each electronic transfer notification

*All applicable on eligible electronic transactions*

#StatiSense

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Unlimited22: 10:47am On May 07
Segedinho:

Just one tackle from donjazzet go land u for coma cheesy

My own tackle fit lead time everlasting disability cheesy grin
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Unlimited22: 10:48am On May 07
WhoDeyHause:
Only God knows what I did in my past life to throw me into this contraption. And FG is also mulling telecom Tax.
Lol

It is well.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 10:49am On May 07
joseph1832:
fess ask dem, how many of dem don challenge the POS vendor wey dey charge 2 to 400 to take collect 10k?

How many of dem don go Bank, go complain say banks no dey gree load their ATM machine? Before dem come here come dey show say dem no get sense, talkless of common sense.
How will you challenge a private biz owner who didn't mandate you??

The POS beside me pays hell in getting bucks strong enough for d day jobs...

What is the essence of a biz if u ain't able to break even or make a reasonable gain for d day....

There is a reason ur daily withdrawal is 10k from d bank (ATM)

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by liveLongNprospa(m): 10:49am On May 07
liveLongNprospa:
When is the defend tinubu group coming to flood your with meaningless conversations and try to steer the conversation into stupid things with one of them throwing shades at Obi to see if we will bite and focus on that argument? Then you'll see the other one drop a smiley and say to his tribalistic egbon "it's the message they got from their group".

Just chilling for the script 😁

Too predictable 😀

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