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Why I'm busy asking ChatGPT who own the sweetest Jollof Ghana or Nigeria

Lemme go whine it small self

nabiz:
Imagine a family with children, who pay school fees

Then don’t hatch children

You go dey follow AI, hunger wey go wire your head ehn...

Imagine ChatGPT budgeting 15k monthly for food when half bag of rice (25kg) is over 40k.
9k for transport monthly, unless you're trekking, that makes absolutely no sense.

AI confuse

The total here is 64k not 65k. Always be mindful of the fact that AI is susceptible to errors.

These kids saying nonsense are as dumb as they get, always assuming life is easy.
Do you think the increments at the upper levels is any different?
So what you're saying is no civil servant should get married. Instead remain single and patronize brothels till they get a breakthrough? Is that how to build an economy?
If the places you're japa-ing to paid so poorly, will immigrants be going there? Why hasn't your so-called inflation drowned them?

62k jobs will definitely give you chances for side hustle

englishmart:
To b3 very honest, 62k won't survive me for 10 days. I don't think it would survive anybody either

it will take me the whole month bro. infact i never earn 62 k in a month

Its damn lunacy to compare AI with reality.

Your mate dey create job while you're waiting for someone to pay you.

Dey play

MaziX:
early 30s and married sir

Probably a scammer or an APC miscreant...cause a reasonable person wouldn't sound so daft.

The Future Is AI.

The Future Is Now...!

Do u need AI to know you have liars and greed as your governor, president, senate President and CJN?

Are you sure you made him know that the money is in naira and to be spent in Nigeria?

I decided to track my expense this month excluding house rent. I've spent about 65k, and I have 10 days left to pay day.

I cook all the time.

Side huzzle won't stop anytime any day....

The goal is to be wise anyway.....

But I wonder why no one is coming out to protest like in the time of Jonathan , everyone is looking for AI to do economics of the failed government.....lols

MaziX:
why u go marry or give birth when u know u dey earn 62k.. why no save and get a side business before marrying. Nothing pass business.

Save in this current economy

Threedoorsdown:
Even AI couldn't believe it's eyes when you said 62k so it had to adjust it to 65k at the end

It's like asking AI to budget 40 dollars monthly income for you when it the familiar figures it sees on such question is like 2500 dollars or more monthly

Please don't crash the AI with such ridiculous amount next time😂😂

Don't mind them. The moment I saw AI budgeting 15k for food & groceries was when I realized the person following that would end up dead on the road. A derica of rice costs betweek N1200-N1500, chatGPT doesn't know how much they sell 1 bag of rice in Nigeria. 😂😂

In this economy, AI is saying you can survive on N500 food daily (that's for breakfast, lunch and dinner). Even if you're soaking garri daily, there's no way to survive that.

I blew 50k in 3 days...
Took friends out to drink... 12k e pain me Sha
Go tv subscription-------------5k
Called a school in the UK--- 8k about 20mins
Bought squadron ------------4,500
Bought petrol-----------------15k
I don't know what I used the rest for... Just from Sunday till today Tuesday...
Make God just help person...

62k was big money until Buhari and Tinubu came and devalued the money 9 times...from 160 to 1500

MaziX:
why u go marry or give birth when u know u dey earn 62k.. why no save and get a side business before marrying. Nothing pass business.

The prompt you gave ChatGPT was not detailed enough. This would have been better.
“Nigeria is currently experiencing an inflation rate of +33.69%. With her present economic reality please help me breakdown how to spend a minimum wage of 62,000 Naira”

I concur.

MaziX:
why u go marry or give birth when u know u dey earn 62k.. why no save and get a side business before marrying. Nothing pass business.

🤣🤣🤣

it is assuming that to be dollars so rest abeg

santaclaws:
Don't mind them. The moment I saw AI budgeting 15k for food was when I realized the person following that would end up dead on the road. 1 derica of rice costs betweek N1200-N1500.

In this economy, AI is saying you can survive on N500 food daily (that's for breakfast, lunch and dinner). Even if you're soaking garri daily, there's no way to survive that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The AI de muzz me. Instead make AI bring out error e de dere de budget am.

One governor go see this one now con give him APC urchins for whatsap make dem spread the goodnews se 62k is livable

englishmart:
To b3 very honest, 62k won't survive me for 10 days. I don't think it would survive anybody either

I hate it when a person hasty generalize and this is probably one of the most disgusting hasty generalization I have seen. Completely out of touch with the reality of things, just like the political leaders we are cursed with.

MaziX:
why u go marry or give birth when u know u dey earn 62k.. why no save and get a side business before marrying. Nothing pass business.

So what do you do when you go to your Disco, Licencing office, Court etc, and you find the officer unavailable because he/she went for their side hustle. ?

englishmart:
To b3 very honest, 62k won't survive me for 10 days. I don't think it would survive anybody either

Wheelbarrow pusher wit family na joke to u?

MaziX:
why u go marry or give birth when u know u dey earn 62k.. why no save and get a side business before marrying. Nothing pass business.

going by this logic, more than half of Nigeria shouldn’t be married.

Threedoorsdown:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The AI de muzz me. Instead make AI bring out error e de dere de budget am.

One governor go see this one now con give him APC urchins for whatsap make dem spread the goodnews se 62k is livable

LOL they all know it's not feasible, but they won't say the truth... Go to offices and govt institutions, majority of minimum wage earners don't even show up for work, cos what's their gain if they're going to work daily have nothing to show at the end of the month.

Chatgpt posts should NOT be making front page AT ALL.

It's low effort bullshit

MaziX:
why u go marry or give birth when u know u dey earn 62k.. why no save and get a side business before marrying. Nothing pass business.

May God bless you 🙏