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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Honestey: 9:39am On Jun 22, 2024

Na who chop belle full hin prick dey stand. Adifafun Orunmila to beere lowo Agbon Miragun, Oni Agbon Miregun ode wo lo nlo? toni ode atile nii. Orunmila ni ese ipese fun Tinubu koje ki economy ro nitori ti economy ba le, ara baale kan o le dide.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Calitoscassius(m): 9:39am On Jun 22, 2024

If the woman is very fat, lazy and doesn't wash, and wears smelly wig. Don't expect penis to erect near her.

Most Naijarain women are obese, with disgusting massive bottom and belly and they believe that they sexy. Tueh!

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by OKOATA(m): 9:40am On Jun 22, 2024

Obakoolex:
So my wife is very lucky for the steady kpanshin wey I dey give her

No wonder this early morning confirms it, she woke me up with a cup of hot coffee and started caressing me until we both end up sweating

Many years together in love and have never thought of cheating for once and this is me that used to be a chronic womanizer before I met her.

The thing is some of my ex are even prettier than her but I can never in my whole life meet anybody else that's is as beautiful and wonderful inside and outside like her.

Men that get tired of their wives were only attracted to the outside which depreciate with time!

You trying sticking with one kpekus sha. Well it's your choice.

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Chosimba: 9:40am On Jun 22, 2024

Unseen:
Fact .... No truer word has been said

This nonsense that is based on no data or facts is what you think is the truest thing that's ever been said?

I only pity who has to rely on you for anything that requires your brain.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by diamond68: 9:41am On Jun 22, 2024

RodgersAkpafu:
you must have grown up in the hood

you sabi ball
those men are bad guys
and their wives no dey complain of faulty engine

hehe the engine is untouched. Dem never put Tokunbo engine inside. Na follow come 🤣🤣

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by djon78(m): 9:45am On Jun 22, 2024

Obakoolex:
So my wife is very lucky for the steady kpanshin wey I dey give her

No wonder this early morning confirms it, she woke me up with a cup of hot coffee and started caressing me until we both end up sweating

Many years together in love and have never thought of cheating for once and this is me that used to be a chronic womanizer before I met her.

The thing is some of my ex are even prettier than her but I can never in my whole life meet anybody else that's is as beautiful and wonderful inside and outside like her.

Men that get tired of their wives were only attracted to the outside which depreciate with time!

As a married man from experience it has to do with connection with your woman

If two of you connect
Sleeping around Will be a problem for you

Connection have to do with pleasing, exploring yourselves very well

Example some women see Mouth Action as bad
But that's what the husband wants
She won't give the man
So problem everywhere

In conclusion
Sexual dynamics btw husband and wife is very deep

Those that understand there dynamics and conaauered it
Have good sex life in there marriages

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Zooposki(f): 9:49am On Jun 22, 2024*

No wonder Nigerian wives cheat. Their husband’s anaconda no gree rise again, yet you see all these small Nairaland boys shouting Nigerian wives are whores up and down. Abi make them no fvck again cos they married an impotent man?

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by komzy589(m): 9:51am On Jun 22, 2024

Obakoolex:
So my wife is very lucky for the steady kpanshin wey I dey give her

No wonder this early morning confirms it, she woke me up with a cup of hot coffee and started caressing me until we both end up sweating

Many years together in love and have never thought of cheating for once and this is me that used to be a chronic womanizer before I met her.

The thing is some of my ex are even prettier than her but I can never in my whole life meet anybody else that's is as beautiful and wonderful inside and outside like her.

Men that get tired of their wives were only attracted to the outside which depreciate with time!

Stop all these yammering.
If you were truly a womanizer before you got married, you will know that one woman is boring and tiring. It’s just discipline that forces a man to stay put.
Simping and following woman peke peke nor mean say you be womanizer.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by tunary(m): 9:53am On Jun 22, 2024

TheBTCinvestor:
Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o

This is so funny 🤣

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by pafo(m): 9:58am On Jun 22, 2024

FitCorper:
Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.

Dey play my fam. Just dey play.

You are probably still 25 and in your prime. I give it 5 more years and we'll see then.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Kavod: 10:03am On Jun 22, 2024

TheBTCinvestor:
Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o

BOTH OF UNA DE WRONG.... ITS YOUR MINDSET THATS CORRUPT. I KNOW AND DATED A FEW GIRLS WHO CAN ONLY REALLY GET WET IF YOU. BECOME AGGRESSIVE WITH THEM, PERHAPS THEY WHERE RAPED AT TENDER AGE.. THEIR MIND HAS BEEN CORRUPTED. IF YOU CAN FIND YOUR WIFE ATTRACTIVE OR CANT GET YOUR LITTLE JOHN UP FOR HER BUT IT GETS UP FOR YOUNGER AND SLENDER GIRLS, THEN CHECK YOUR MINDSET AND EXAMINE WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND. TOTO NA TOTO

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by FireUpNow(m): 10:07am On Jun 22, 2024

FitCorper:
Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.

Most married women too dey stress their men up so the urge is not there anymore for their wives.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by mukthar2000(m): 10:07am On Jun 22, 2024

The present Nigeria hardship is enough to kill a man joystick.

Most time with many responsibility on my head , I totally fotget I have joystick inside my trouser.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 10:07am On Jun 22, 2024

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

the real reason why it doesn't rise is poverty

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by professore(m): 10:09am On Jun 22, 2024

EreluRoz:
Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.

At least let me have a response from you, you can't just be silent towards me like this. Would you be happy if I did the same to you?

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Curious345: 10:10am On Jun 22, 2024

Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.

I am currently in an intimate relationship with 4 ladies . I mean sexual .

And I satisfy them all (hot sexxx always crazy .. one of the chubby even likes anal {forgive my detailed explanation }). They keep disturbing that they wanna come.over ..

On my dad's grave .. for real.

3 are quite chuubby , heavy boobs and big ass. All highly educated and working class

One is very slim ,flat Tommy and large melon boobs..

So when I see ladies forming. At ShopRite ikeja.or in church ,I just laugh at them.

Only if they know the level of my inside life

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by ehay(f): 10:13am On Jun 22, 2024

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diamond68:
problem is you men are not adventurous, no be everything be gragra oooo, after a certain age just buy dil-do and use the Love Machine to fire your wife get her ready then you can now Mount and finish off. Everybody done satisfy Kwanu 🤣🤣

Nwokeoma, I noo dia grin

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by mipeesoft(m): 10:16am On Jun 22, 2024

advanceDNA:
Werey..... . You shaaa want make i sample u...
I don tell you say I nor dey do cougars.... No be me u go use wash old blood wey don decay...

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Krak(m): 10:19am On Jun 22, 2024

Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.

Too much aphrodisiacs and enhancements too. Add sugar, energy drinks, alcohol and tobacco.

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Nobody: 10:20am On Jun 22, 2024

How did you know you are attracted to the inside and outside? What about your wife is beautiful and wonderful inside and outside? I need to find someone like that

Obakoolex:
So my wife is very lucky for the steady kpanshin wey I dey give her

No wonder this early morning confirms it, she woke me up with a cup of hot coffee and started caressing me until we both end up sweating

Many years together in love and have never thought of cheating for once and this is me that used to be a chronic womanizer before I met her.

The thing is some of my ex are even prettier than her but I can never in my whole life meet anybody else that's is as beautiful and wonderful inside and outside like her.

Men that get tired of their wives were only attracted to the outside which depreciate with time!

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by LIVINGICONREBOR: 10:21am On Jun 22, 2024

For this great tinubulation, having steady erections can be similar to miracles.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Obakoolex(m): 10:23am On Jun 22, 2024

komzy589:
Stop all these yammering.
If you were truly a womanizer before you got married, you will know that one woman is boring and tiring. It’s just discipline that forces a man to stay put.
Simping and following woman peke peke nor mean say you be womanizer.

The message is actually not for kids like you, get married first then you can relate

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by ItisWell22(f): 10:25am On Jun 22, 2024

Obakoolex:
So my wife is very lucky for the steady kpanshin wey I dey give her

No wonder this early morning confirms it, she woke me up with a cup of hot coffee and started caressing me until we both end up sweating

Many years together in love and have never thought of cheating for once and this is me that used to be a chronic womanizer before I met her.

The thing is some of my ex are even prettier than her but I can never in my whole life meet anybody else that's is as beautiful and wonderful inside and outside like her.

Men that get tired of their wives were only attracted to the outside which depreciate with time!

🥹🥰

May the sweet wine in your marriage never run dry.

May the Almighty keep you both till old age, in good health and wealth… 🙏🤲

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by komzy589(m): 10:26am On Jun 22, 2024

Obakoolex:
The message is actually not for kids like you, get married first then you can relate

Okay but next time don’t call yourself a womanizer, cos you’re not.

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by hooklover: 10:28am On Jun 22, 2024

DatoDatuk:
You are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively - Lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDiFECIL5tg

How e go stand with niger ecinomy fyel 850 house rent bag of rice 70k beans 60k tomatoes etc

House rebt school fees feeding money etc .

If u trting solve this problem tgat women no worry anout putting prrssure on tge man always to provide.

Salary renain constant tell ne how prick wan rise huh

Lasies think of tgensekves alone wetin man dey pass throygh only God know....

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Obakoolex(m): 10:28am On Jun 22, 2024

ItisWell22:
🥹🥰

May the sweet wine in your marriage never run dry.

May the Almighty keep you both till old age, in good health and wealth… 🙏🤲

Thanks dear.
God bless you richly.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by 3kay945(m): 10:33am On Jun 22, 2024

TheBTCinvestor:
Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o

That is why Muslims have seen this and allow for 4wives
cheesy

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by marksonrick: 10:34am On Jun 22, 2024

TheBTCinvestor:
Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o

In my days at school, few of my course mates were married. They were like, it takes side chick's to have interest in their wives again. According to them, they now see their wives as their sisters and even if their wives walked naked from the bathroom, their John Thomas will never kick.

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by bluestone2015: 10:42am On Jun 22, 2024

When you get to that age you'll understand that many guys have erectile dysfunction. If you doubt it, ask your doctor.

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Procashtips(m): 10:47am On Jun 22, 2024

I'm blessed

Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by jogojogo: 10:49am On Jun 22, 2024

Akpabio22:
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.

Big lie

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