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You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by DatoDatuk: 8:35am On May 11
You are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively - Lady


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDiFECIL5tg

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Unseen(m): 5:22pm On May 11
Fact .... No truer word has been said

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:41pm On May 11
DatoDatuk:
You are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively - Lady

ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by TheBTCinvestor: 4:17am On May 12
MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that. just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up grin angry why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o sad

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Akpabio22: 11:39am On May 12
Most men penis fail on mission because of too much masturbation before marriage. Masturbation kills the strength of the penis.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by EreluRoz: 11:47am On May 12
Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by advanceDNA: 12:38pm On May 12
EreluRoz:
Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.

Werey..... grin grin. You shaaa want make i sample u...
I don tell you say I nor dey do cougars.... No be me u go use wash old blood wey don decay...

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by FitCorper: 12:50pm On May 12
MrBrownJay1:


ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that. just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!
Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Itohanmiwa: 1:16pm On May 12
EreluRoz:
Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.
You never know anything. Guys de use penis spoil girls life.

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by EreluRoz: 1:29pm On May 12
Itohanmiwa:

You never know anything. Guys de use penis spoil girls life.
Be deceiving yourselves
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by EreluRoz: 2:15pm On May 12
advanceDNA:


Werey..... grin grin. You shaaa want make i sample u...
I don tell you say I nor dey do cougars.... No be me u go use wash old blood wey don decay...
Nobody is interested in that biro cover wey you carry
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Lalami3232(m): 2:27pm On May 12
The women love joystick so much but they keep on pretending upandan 😆 cheesy

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Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:49pm On May 12
FitCorper:
Baba forget that thing, as a sexually active man wen body Dey wake up normal every morning ur dick go always stand for ur wife. If u de experience otherwise check urself and change ur routine/habits. Go check those pornstars named Kiki and James, make u see how that healthy man with 6-abs and very fit Dey rise at attention just as soon as that chubby woman take off cloths. Don’t know about u o, but as for me this fire will burn till old age.

the above in bold is the lie you tell yourself.... A) in the morning, your anaconda will rise whether you sleep next to your wife, your dog or even by yourself. that certainly doesnt mean you desire your wife, it just means you are ALIVE and SEXUALLY HEALTHY.
B) if you need to fantasize about pornstars before you can mount your wife/gf, then you still dont desire your wife, and certainly not solving the problem (you just fantasize that she is something that she aint, in order to pretend that you are sexually attracted to her).
C) there is nothing wrong with a man who likes big/fat women (to each their own), but as i said earlier, many men desire their women because they looked a certain way, and now are not sexually attracted to their wives/gf any longer because that woman turned into a baby whale after childbirth. you may love big women, but many men dont, thats why these men got married to a non fat woman to begin with.
D) as for you saying that your fire will always burn for that same woman, for the rest of your life, whether she changes or not.... makes me understand you dont know what you are talking about. but hey, if thats what you believe then so be it.

TheBTCinvestor:
Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up grin angry why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o sad

bro you are not alone... thats what happens in many marriage/long relationship, when your partner gets comfortable and start changing, believing that you will be with her regardless of whether she is still attractive/sexy or not. some men dont mind the change, and others are turned off by it.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Itohanmiwa: 7:24am On May 13
EreluRoz:
Be deceiving yourselves
I comment my reserve.
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Itohanmiwa: 7:29am On May 13
MrBrownJay1:


the above in bold is the lie you tell yourself.... A) in the morning, your anaconda will rise whether you sleep next to your wife, your dog or even by yourself. that certainly doesnt mean you desire your wife, it just means you are ALIVE and SEXUALLY HEALTHY.
B) if you need to fantasize about pornstars before you can mount your wife/gf, then you still dont desire your wife, and certainly not solving the problem (you just fantasize that she is something that she aint, in order to pretend that you are sexually attracted to her).
C) there is nothing wrong with a man who likes big/fat women (to each their own), but as i said earlier, many men desire their women because they looked a certain way, and now are not sexually attracted to their wives/gf any longer because that woman turned into a baby whale after childbirth. you may love big women, but many men dont, thats why these men got married to a non fat woman to begin with.
D) as for you saying that your fire will always burn for that same woman, for the rest of your life, whether she changes or not.... makes me understand you dont know what you are talking about. but hey, if thats what you believe then so be it.



bro you are not alone... thats what happens in many marriage/long relationship, when your partner gets comfortable and start changing, believing that you will be with her regardless of whether she is still attractive/sexy or not. some men dont mind the change, and others are turned off by it.

To each his own. We walk the same streets but got different shoes on. You both may be right or wrong, time will tell. But you don't have to bodyshame ladies to get your point across. I mean which one is baby whale? grin
Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:01pm On May 13
Itohanmiwa:
To each his own. We walk the same streets but got different shoes on. You both may be right or wrong, time will tell. But you don't have to bodyshame ladies to get your point across. I mean which one is baby whale? grin

calling a spade A SPADE is means being real and has nothing to do with bodyshaming anyone... babywhales and babyhippos is the term that describes women who suddenly put on weight after childbirth and become unattractive to their partner.

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