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Dear Nairalanders:

Since the end of the world as we know it is dangerously near, i am writing to you all to tell you the things your minister has not told you, but which Jehovah’s Witnesses (JW.ORG) want you to know.

Jesus Christ (as Michael the Archangel) returned invisibly in the year 1914 (the start of the “last days”) and proceeded to judge all Christian religions. In 1919, Jesus personally selected the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society (AKA Jehovah’s Witnesses) as God’s spirit-directed organization to preach the good news of God’s kingdom before God destroys all human governments and false religion in the approaching battle of Armageddon (Matt. 24:14). Therefore, it is imperative that everyone who wishes to avoid destruction by Jehovah at Armageddon become a Jehovah’s Witness as soon as possible. Admittedly, the Watchtower previously claimed that Armageddon would definitely occur in 1914, then again in 1925. Then it was strongly suggested that it would occur in 1975, when Watchtower officials coined the phrase “stay alive ‘till ’75.” But those were just the predictions of imperfect men. This time, however, the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses is really sure! So, do not hesitate any longer!

Do not make the common mistake of reading your Bible without the aid of Watchtower publications because you might conclude that Jehovah’s Witnesses are wrong. The Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses is Christ’s “faithful and discreet slave” (Matt. 24:45), and only the Governing Body can accurately interpret the Bible. So, forget everything your minister has told you, because all religions–except for Jehovah Witnesses–are false religions, and their ministers are actually ministers of Satan who has blinded their eyes. They may preach that Jesus is the mediator between God and men (1 Tim. 2: 5), but they have not told you that Jesus is only the mediator for the 144,000 Christians who are spirit anointed to go to heaven. True, Jesus said that no one comes to the Father except through him; but, the only way to Jesus is through the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses, the “faithful and discreet slave.”

Only 144,000 Christians were given the hope of going to heaven with Jesus (Rev. 14:1). All other Christians who survive Armageddon will enjoy everlasting life on a cleansed paradise earth (Psalms 37:10, 11). Only a small number of those 144,000 spirit anointed Christians remain on earth today, and all of those are Jehovah’s Witnesses. They alone should partake of the bread and wine when commemorating the annual Lord’s Evening Meal.

Jehovah’s Witnesses believe it is a sin to accept life-saving blood transfusions, because the Bible plainly tells Christians to “abstain from . . . blood.” (Acts 15:20) Admittedly, many scholars say that the only Biblical prohibition regarding blood was against eating the blood of animals killed for food. But those scholars are wrong, because the “faithful and discreet slave” says so. Thousands of Jehovah’s Witness men, women, and children have died for refusing life-saving blood transfusions because only the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses can determine what is or is not a matter of conscience, because they speak for Jehovah himself. And, according to the Watchtower, one must be prepared to obey the Governing Body or one’s local elders even if doing so makes no sense from a strategic or human standpoint. If one dies needlessly by doing so, there is always the resurrection hope for those who die for obeying the Governing Body.

People who leave their family’s religion and become a Jehovah’s Witness are often disowned and shunned by their families. Such persecution is to be expected because Jesus said he came to cause such divisions among families. However, when Jehovah’s Witnesses ostracize, cut-off and shun family members who leave their religion for conscientious reasons (such as unscriptural Watchtower teachings and practices) it is out of love to help the straying one return to Jehovah. Tearing families apart out of love is encouraged by the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Don’t be distracted by all the lawsuits and negative publicity against Jehovah’s Witnesses for failing to report the crimes of pedophile elders, ministerial servants, and pioneers (missionaries) within their congregations, which crimes were never reported to civil authorities but were kept hidden in a secret Watchtower database. Jehovah’s Witnesses are in the world, but they are not of the world. As Jehovah’s representatives, they have the right to disobey laws which they deem to be in conflict with Jehovah’s laws. Like the first century Christians, Jehovah’s Witnesses must obey Jehovah as ruler rather than men. So, it is okay for Jehovah’s Witnesses to withhold the truth for the purpose of misleading enemies of Jehovah, even if they do so in courts of law after having sworn to tell “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”

Before visiting a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses, be advised that Jehovah’s Witnesses are well-groomed and modestly dressed. Their female “approved associates” wear minimal makeup and jewelry, and choose dresses that show no cleavage and with hemlines below the knee. Their male “approved associates” refrain from wearing beards and tight pants which were designed by homosexuals, according to the “faithful and discreet slave.” But after many many decades of not being able to grow beards due to very strict rules, we recently just got permission from our loving (governing body) members in New York that we are finally allowed to grow beards now! Isn't that good news? Visitors are encouraged to adhere to these guidelines in order to fit in and to avoid receiving judgmental stares from others.

For comments or questions, please contact Jehovah’s Witnesses at +1-845-524-3000; +1-845-306-1000; +1845-744-6000.
Have a nice day!

wumiwumi100:
Dear Nairalanders:

Since the end of the world as we know it is dangerously near, i am writing to you all to tell you the things your minister has not told you, but which Jehovah’s Witnesses (JW.ORG) want you to know.

Jesus Christ (as Michael the Archangel) returned invisibly in the year 1914 (the start of the “last days”) and proceeded to judge all Christian religions. In 1919, Jesus personally selected the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society (AKA Jehovah’s Witnesses) as God’s spirit-directed organization to preach the good news of God’s kingdom before God destroys all human governments and false religion in the approaching battle of Armageddon (Matt. 24:14). Therefore, it is imperative that everyone who wishes to avoid destruction by Jehovah at Armageddon become a Jehovah’s Witness as soon as possible. Admittedly, the Watchtower previously claimed that Armageddon would definitely occur in 1914, then again in 1925. Then it was strongly suggested that it would occur in 1975, when Watchtower officials coined the phrase “stay alive ‘till ’75.” But those were just the predictions of imperfect men. This time, however, the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses is really sure! So, do not hesitate any longer!

Do not make the common mistake of reading your Bible without the aid of Watchtower publications because you might conclude that Jehovah’s Witnesses are wrong. The Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses is Christ’s “faithful and discreet slave” (Matt. 24:45), and only the Governing Body can accurately interpret the Bible. So, forget everything your minister has told you, because all religions–except for Jehovah Witnesses–are false religions, and their ministers are actually ministers of Satan who has blinded their eyes. They may preach that Jesus is the mediator between God and men (1 Tim. 2: 5), but they have not told you that Jesus is only the mediator for the 144,000 Christians who are spirit anointed to go to heaven. True, Jesus said that no one comes to the Father except through him; but, the only way to Jesus is through the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses, the “faithful and discreet slave.”

Only 144,000 Christians were given the hope of going to heaven with Jesus (Rev. 14:1). All other Christians who survive Armageddon will enjoy everlasting life on a cleansed paradise earth (Psalms 37:10, 11). Only a small number of those 144,000 spirit anointed Christians remain on earth today, and all of those are Jehovah’s Witnesses. They alone should partake of the bread and wine when commemorating the annual Lord’s Evening Meal.

Jehovah’s Witnesses believe it is a sin to accept life-saving blood transfusions, because the Bible plainly tells Christians to “abstain from . . . blood.” (Acts 15:20) Admittedly, many scholars say that the only Biblical prohibition regarding blood was against eating the blood of animals killed for food. But those scholars are wrong, because the “faithful and discreet slave” says so. Thousands of Jehovah’s Witness men, women, and children have died for refusing life-saving blood transfusions because only the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses can determine what is or is not a matter of conscience, because they speak for Jehovah himself. And, according to the Watchtower, one must be prepared to obey the Governing Body or one’s local elders even if doing so makes no sense from a strategic or human standpoint. If one dies needlessly by doing so, there is always the resurrection hope for those who die for obeying the Governing Body.

People who leave their family’s religion and become a Jehovah’s Witness are often disowned and shunned by their families. Such persecution is to be expected because Jesus said he came to cause such divisions among families. However, when Jehovah’s Witnesses ostracize, cut-off and shun family members who leave their religion for conscientious reasons (such as unscriptural Watchtower teachings and practices) it is out of love to help the straying one return to Jehovah. Tearing families apart out of love is encouraged by the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Don’t be distracted by all the lawsuits and negative publicity against Jehovah’s Witnesses for failing to report the crimes of pedophile elders, ministerial servants, and pioneers (missionaries) within their congregations, which crimes were never reported to civil authorities but were kept hidden in a secret Watchtower database. Jehovah’s Witnesses are in the world, but they are not of the world. As Jehovah’s representatives, they have the right to disobey laws which they deem to be in conflict with Jehovah’s laws. Like the first century Christians, Jehovah’s Witnesses must obey Jehovah as ruler rather than men. So, it is okay for Jehovah’s Witnesses to withhold the truth for the purpose of misleading enemies of Jehovah, even if they do so in courts of law after having sworn to tell “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”

Before visiting a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses, be advised that Jehovah’s Witnesses are well-groomed and modestly dressed. Their female “approved associates” wear minimal makeup and jewelry, and choose dresses that show no cleavage and with hemlines below the knee. Their male “approved associates” refrain from wearing beards and tight pants which were designed by homosexuals, according to the “faithful and discreet slave.” But after many many decades of not being able to grow beards due to very strict rules, we recently just got permission from our loving (governing body) members in New York that we are finally allowed to grow beards now! Isn't that good news? Visitors are encouraged to adhere to these guidelines in order to fit in and to avoid receiving judgmental stares from others.

For comments or questions, please contact Jehovah’s Witnesses at +1-845-524-3000; +1-845-306-1000; +1845-744-6000.
Have a nice day!

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Courz:
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Is that not how Jehovah’s Witnesses are being taught, even though they do not go straight to the point at once because they know it will sound irritating to people?

This is the A - Z of the entire Jehovah's Witness dogma.

😂😂😂😂

Nice work OP.

wumiwumi100:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Is that not how Jehovah’s Witnesses are being taught, even though they do not go straight to the point at once because they know it will sound irritating to people?

Exactly. I just wish they were more straight forward when they go to preach and tell people what they believe with their full chest instead of beating about the bush with their use of many useless words and Cult language so people can know what they are dealing with.

By the way, have you seen these screenshots below?

Courz:
Exactly. I just wish they were more straight forward when they go to preach and tell people what they believe with their full chest instead of beating about the bush with their use of many useless words and Cult language so people can know what they are dealing with.

By the way, have you seen these screenshots below?

Does this mean the US is using the Jehovah’s Witnesses organization as spies?

wumiwumi100:
Does this mean the US is using the Jehovah’s Witnesses organization as spies?

Exactly. This is them admitting the various organisations they use as Spies directly from the See Eye Aye website. Now you know why they get arrested in countries like Russia and China. There are more countries that banned JWS.

There is more. Have a look.

wumiwumi100, more…..

Courz:
wumiwumi100, more…..

This might be the reason they always get support from the US government, even after some verifiable evidence about numerous scandals against the organization.

OMO E no go better for this people o, they made me a fool for trusting them.

wumiwumi100:
This might be the reason they always get support from the US government, even after some verifiable evidence about numerous scandals against the organization.

OMO E no go better for this people o, they made me a fool for trusting them.

It is also the reason why the US covers up for them in Child trafficking. They are not making the news as they should. There are also child sexual abuse cases that involve Satanic rituals. If you read some Child sexual abuse reports, there is Child trafficking involved. They filter what they can report in the News.

Look at the Big Businesses Watchtower has investments in. Then look at their involvement with the Cia. What does all these tell you? They are part of the Beast system.

Woe unto JWs that are taking this Religion seriously. It is such a shame we were duped. But now, we are awake and exposing them.

More….

See madness o.

Jesus came invisibly in 1914 and judged, yet The Real Jesus Said when He comes "AGAIN" everyone will know?

Then in his invisibility he picked jw to preach the good news of God’s kingdom before God destroys all human?

Abeg o, no be wetin He don already do the first time for Mathew to John? Wey He kon die and kon talk "e don finish"?

If e don finish He go still come again kon re do everything wey He don do talk say e finish?

Op una Stupid O.

.Obviously, na devil talk to una for 1914 and e be like say una go need stick to take reset una head!

StillDtruth:
See madness o.

Jesus came invisibly in 1914 and judged, yet The Real Jesus Said when He comes "AGAIN" everyone will know?

Then in his invisibility he picked jw to preach the good news of God’s kingdom before God destroys all human?

Abeg o, no be wetin He don already do the first time for Mathew to John? Wey He kon die and kon talk "e don finish"?

If e don finish He go still come again kon re do everything wey He don do talk say e finish?

Op una Stupid O..Obviously, na devil talk to una for 1914!

Relax. The Op is not in support of the doctrines. He is only exposing their foolishness.


I am glad you could sense the stupidity in their doctrines from afar.

Courz:
Relax. The Op is not in support of the doctrines. He is only exposing their foolishness.


I am glad you could sense the stupidity in their doctrines from afar.

It does not look that way o. He said "we recently just got permission from our loving (governing body) members in New York..."

That is a brainwaahed jw.

StillDtruth:
It does not look that way o. He said "we recently just got permission from our loving (governing body) members in New York..."

That is a brainwaahed jw.

No. Read his other posts. He is exposing them. He is just explaining to the public the extent of the foolishness by personalising it to himself. Read his other posts.

StillDtruth:
See madness o.

Jesus came invisibly in 1914 and judged, yet The Real Jesus Said when He comes "AGAIN" everyone will know?

Then in his invisibility he picked jw to preach the good news of God’s kingdom before God destroys all human?

Abeg o, no be wetin He don already do the first time for Mathew to John? Wey He kon die and kon talk "e don finish"?

If e don finish He go still come again kon re do everything wey He don do talk say e finish?

Op una Stupid O.

.Obviously, na devil talk to una for 1914 and e be like say una go need stick to take reset una head!

You can see that I sound very stupid with what I wrote, and this is what every JW member believes. I only personalized it in a sarcastic manner.

Courz:
No. Read his other posts. He is exposing them. He is just explaining to the public the extent of the foolishness by personalising it to himself. Read his other posts.

I am happy that the guy got angry about it, and my aim has been achieved because I wanted to show exactly how JW members view others.

oteneaaron:
This is the A - Z of the entire Jehovah's Witness dogma.

😂😂😂😂

Nice work OP.

Yes o, even MaxInDHouse will agree to the post.

wumiwumi100:
I am happy that the guy got angry about it, and my aim has been achieved because I wanted to show exactly how JW members view others.

Exactly. The anger he is feeling is the same anger every JW that wakes up feels. I can relate. 😀😀😀

wumiwumi100:
You can see that I sound very stupid with what I wrote, and this is what every JW member believes. I only personalized it in a sarcastic manner.

Oh! Iapologize. You said it exactly how they say it!

Courz:
No. Read his other posts. He is exposing them. He is just explaining to the public the extent of the foolishness by personalising it to himself. Read his other posts.

Wow! He sounded exactly as they do ooh. I.apoligize for lashing out. I really hate unreasonable people

Courz:
Exactly. The anger he is feeling is the same anger every JW that wakes up feels. I can relate. 😀😀😀

Guy, I am still angry at myself for not waking up earlier from this useless religion. I was angry at my parents the first time I realized I had been brainwashed. Why would they make me get baptized at such a young age?

StillDtruth:
Oh! Iapologize. You said it exactly how they say it!

No problem my brother, that is how any reasonable people should react to JW teaching.

Courz:
Exactly. The anger he is feeling is the same anger every JW that wakes up feels. I can relate. 😀😀😀

Hmm! The fact that what they are taught is manifestly stupid yet they go on peddling it like people under remote control, is what amazes me. How can someone stay brainwashed for long?

wumiwumi100:
No problem my brother, that is how any reasonable people should react to JW teaching.

Ah! Na so.

Me i entertain them when i have the time and just enjoy the way their faces change and fall as i ask questions.

wumiwumi100:
Guy, I am still angry at myself for not waking up earlier from this useless religion. I was angry at my parents the first time I realized I had been brainwashed. Why would they make me get baptized at such a young age?

Me likewise. I am also regretting why I didnt wake up sooner. You know, the more time you spend in this Cult, the more time you waste because your whole life is tied to it. But if you had woken up sooner, you would have achieved a lot with your life because now Watchtower is no longer a middle man to your life. No stumbling block. I pity JWs who took life decisions tied around the Cult. When they wake up, they usually turn out to be the most brutal apostates alive. It is not too late. The bit we can do is expose what we have seen to save others who are also questioning. Our parents didnt know any better. They did what they felt was right. Now we have the choice to change that and make sure we dont produce generations that will be captured by this Fraud of a religion.