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If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians - Politics (2) - Nairaland

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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:32am On Jul 27, 2024
DatNiggaDaz:
O mockery the fooool

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Thank u graciously for dis meme... been searching for it almost my whole life!
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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by LordIsaac(m):
aderadio1:
maybe they think you are malnourished. Why always tomatoes?
She showed them to me on every visit to let me see how they are faring, and I always comment that they are beautiful. grin She must have misconstrued it as me wanting some. I share them to my brethren if I still have stew.

Why am I even explaining sef? You strike me like a gbajue adherent…and one cannot come to a logical conclusion with the gbajue coroner’s disciples!
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Vinnie2000(m): 8:36am On Jul 27, 2024
chigator2:
See mumu supporters, so if school fees is high, you become a teacher or if health care is costly, you become a doctor. Fools led by a bigger fool
No, Remove your Parlour Chairs and replace it with Marker Board, Tables, Desks and Bell and use it as Classroom. cheesy cheesy

APC/Tinibu govt Defenders Mumu Sha. undecided
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:37am On Jul 27, 2024
zombieHUNTER:
If fuel is too expensive

Buy a refinery

Reno Omokery 2024
buy abi build a refinery after acquiring huge expanse of land?
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Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Tallesty1(m): 9:11am On Jul 27, 2024
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.
Please stop forcing your stupidity on your sister.

Now that drugs are expensive, I believe you're manufacturing your own drugs? Refining your own fuel and producing your own clothes etc?
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Reggaero(m): 9:25am On Jul 27, 2024
Vinnie2000:
If Reno actually said this, then he is being STUPID. angry

How many months will it take before a Chick grows to be a Hen?
So throughout the time, the Person will not eat Egg? sad sad

Was Egg even an issue in Nigeria when his Boss Goodluck Jonathan was president? undecided
he said buy hen not rear hen chicks
By the way,if you don't eat egg will it kill you

Abeg go and sit down
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Sheuns(m): 9:35am On Jul 27, 2024
aderadio1:
So if electrician charge them high they should go and learn to be electrician too. Same with plumber, mechanic, faulkernizer, battery charger and the rest. Interesting.

If butcher charge you high, go and be a butcher.
If cement price is higher be a dangote and make your own cement.
If price of harri is high, fry your own garri so also rice, beans, dodo, tomato, onion, carrot, cucumber, orenge, mango, pear and the rest.

Let us not defend every thing pls.

What happens to tenants on upstairs flat, maybe they use one room or sitting room as garden right.
These folks are irredeemable. I don’t know where they got this thinking that everyone should have a small farm from.
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Sheuns(m): 9:39am On Jul 27, 2024
Philipponzaghi:
Reno is just being practical! Why complain about the price of eggs when you can invest in a hen?

It’s about time we start thinking outside the box. Instead of whining, let’s find solutions that work for us. If we want to reduce expenses, let’s take action!
What’s the solution to vulcanizers now charging 300 Naira to inflate one tire? Should we also buy vulcanizing tools?

How about the garri sellers that sell garri for 2000 Naira for 4 liters, should we grow cassava and roast them to give garri as well?

Lest I forget, a satchet of water sells for 35-50 Naira, should we establish a pure water factory or drink non treated water, because the government did not provide clean potable water.

Make una Dey reason far and wide some times. Not just looking at one direction.
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Oracleee: 10:38am On Jul 27, 2024
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.
I believe you are not stupid as your ignoramus sounds.
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Kukutente23: 11:06am On Jul 27, 2024
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Chai!! This DeLaRue zombie must rue making that comment
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Vinnie2000(m): 11:26am On Jul 27, 2024
Sheuns:
What’s the solution to vulcanizers now charging 300 Naira to inflate one tire? Should we also buy vulcanizing tools?

How about the garri sellers that sell garri for 2000 Naira for 4 liters, should we grow cassava and roast them to give garri as well?

Lest I forget, a satchet of water sells for 35-50 Naira, should we establish a pure water factory or drink non treated water, because the government did not provide clean potable water.

Make una Dey reason far and wide some times. Not just looking at one direction.
Can they reason far and Wide?

These Batis.ts mostly reason FOOLISHLY. 😒😒🙁
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Usmanovic95(m): 12:01pm On Jul 27, 2024
Many people running a poultry farm are shutting down on a daily,some are reducing their cost of operation by selling some of their livestocks at a loss. Cost of feed and medications will not even make you break-even, it's outright loss staring you in the face.
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by Usmanovic95(m): 12:10pm On Jul 27, 2024
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.
The best way to convince your sister is simply to show her your own pepper and tomato backyard farm;No long talk.

I can never take an advice from an online farmer NEVER!
Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by UselessBuharist: 12:17pm On Jul 27, 2024
Goat……. Posterity will never be kind to people like Reno and BKO

Re: If Eggs Are Too Expensive, Buy A Hen, Reno Omokri Tells Nigerians by arantess: 1:47pm On Jul 27, 2024
DeLaRue:
I agree.

I told my sister yesterday that Federal government cannot start setting up pepper or tomato farm.

She too can help Nigeria by planting something edible in her backyard.

After much argument, she said '...it's true sha'.

But I don't think she'll do it. Most educated Nigerians think working the soil is beneath them.

Everyone is waiting for government. Ok o.
you guys sef na wa oo

as fuel is expensive now, shebi I should go and construct my own refinery or something?
as bread is expensive, i should open my bakery?
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