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Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by Lawly: 12:55am On Aug 03, 2024
otipoju:
Exactly. Those guys are heartless.

Thank God for the kind of church wey I dey go wey we dey see things ahead. No so one acting local government chairman for use me for sacrifice to win election.

Man later got paralyzed.

Some of these guys even use their own children sef.
🙆🏾‍♂️😳 My brother how did it happen?
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by timilehin007(m): 3:30am On Aug 03, 2024
derecho:
They wan go bury am for ilara-mokin bush
Wake up from your slumber...Tinubu isn't dying anytime soon...he will remain your president till 2031 and handover to another northerner...
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by Lionize: 3:48am On Aug 03, 2024
otipoju:
Karma.

The big problem with Nigeria is that these politicians are slaves to the demons that they entered into covenant with in their quest for power.

Just like the demons they serve in their various secret societies...their goals are to steal,kill and destroy.

That is why dem do dey pity, those wey dey suffer. If you no dey their settings, they believe you have no right to enjoy anything at all because unlike them they have paid the price by sacrificing their souls and other human lives to the demons.

Until we start having decent and morally upright God fearing men in government, nothing will change.
Chai, this is what I scream but everybody seems to either feign ignorance, or choose to ignore. This is 100% true, and it is the more reason Nigeria will everly struggle to be good.

As we speak, the likes of Wike and others are busy making sacrifices to their gods to keep the protesters shut. They did a lot before the protest, hence the arrogance and impunity.

I have a very long story about a youth revolution against the occultic elders who held a small community in Akamkpa LGA of Cross River state hostage many years ago.

Nigerian politicians are possessed by demons. Nigerians need to know.
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by MetalJigsaw(m): 4:13am On Aug 03, 2024
trutharena:
Jonathan should focus on his own legacy instead of laughing at others. TINUBU is a leader with vision, and his impact will be felt long after.
Keep lying to your generation
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by MetalJigsaw(m): 4:14am On Aug 03, 2024
trutharena:
Jonathan should focus on his own legacy instead of laughing at others. TINUBU is a leader with vision, and his impact will be felt long after.
Keep lying to your generation.
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by chrisxxx(m): 4:33am On Aug 03, 2024
otipoju:
Thus life contentment and patience is key to surviving.

Nigeria is under the government of very very dark forces. Most of these politicians are just their agents.
The more they screw up things the more people get desperate to join them. It happened in Rivers State.
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by Mrfixitt(m): 6:48am On Aug 03, 2024
trutharena:
Jonathan should focus on his own legacy instead of laughing at others. TINUBU is a leader with vision, and his impact will be felt long after.
zombiiee deceiving himself and his fellow zombiees
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by Skooltynz: 6:51am On Aug 03, 2024
trutharena:
Jonathan should focus on his own legacy instead of laughing at others. TINUBU is a leader with vision, and his impact will be felt long after.
grin grin
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by Kylekent59: 7:29am On Aug 03, 2024
trutharena:
Jonathan should focus on his own legacy instead of laughing at others. TINUBU is a leader with vision, and his impact will be felt long after.
False news. The poster just took random GEJ photo online and starts making mockery of Tinubu.

The shocking thing is that you believed the thread. It seems some of you don't know that most news/thread here were/are created by people like you and I.
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by derecho(m): 8:02am On Aug 03, 2024
Pele Mr Mortuary attendant
timilehin007:
Wake up from your slumber...Tinubu isn't dying anytime soon...he will remain your president till 2031 and handover to another northerner...
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by toneroforever(m): 8:10am On Aug 03, 2024
trutharena:
Jonathan should focus on his own legacy instead of laughing at others. TINUBU is a leader with vision, and his impact will be felt long after.
It's quite clear you drank Kai Kai before coming online
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by timilehin007(m): 10:52am On Aug 03, 2024
derecho:
Pele Mr Mortuary attendant
lol...na ur papa be mortuary attendant..
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by derecho(m): 10:55am On Aug 03, 2024
Abi you don resign for igbogbo cemetery?
I now know why you are supporting Tinubu...somebodi wey change your story like this.
Imagine working as a mortuary attendant after your primary six exams.
timilehin007:
lol...na ur papa be mortuary attendant..
Re: Breaking: Jonathan Laughs Seeing Tinubu's Coffin On A Keke by timilehin007(m): 12:20pm On Aug 03, 2024
derecho:
Abi you don resign for igbogbo cemetery?
I now know why you are supporting Tinubu...somebodi wey change your story like this.
Imagine working as a mortuary attendant after your primary six exams.
Lol..If you think I'm pained as you calling me mortuary attendant...try something harder, your punchline is so weak...mind you, I refuse to look down on anyone working as such...so far they dont steal or beg from anyone to survive...
I'm 100% certain my present position is your entire families prayer points..where I am right now, none of your household can ever be in many years to come
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