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Right Answers To Mumu Questions by swtdarling(f): 11:36pm On Feb 23, 2012
A friend of mine posted this.thought i should share
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you
sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone notice you going
out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain? Ans: "No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you
start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR, "
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a
friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing
here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees, " ODE!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes
closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE, " MUMU!!!!!!: cheesy

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Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:49pm On Feb 23, 2012
If our SoH were in tandem, this would've been funny.
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by tardell007(m): 12:20am On Feb 24, 2012
hahahahahahaha, funny!
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mashnino(m): 12:46am On Feb 24, 2012
lllll,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


no baby, they are carrots,
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by dabrake(m): 1:34am On Feb 24, 2012
swtdarling:

A friend of mine posted this.thought i should share
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you
sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone notice you going
out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain? Ans: "No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you
start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR, "
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a
friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing
here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees, "
ODE!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes
closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE, " MUMU!!!!!!:  cheesy
hits head on whitney houston's coffin.
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by MarcAnthon(m): 1:46am On Feb 24, 2012
Lol @ post. . . 1, 3, 8

dabrake:

hits head on whitney houston's coffin.

Shattap there! That wasn't funny at all angry angry angry
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Scash(f): 5:58pm On Feb 24, 2012
lmfao. . .
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by MrCork17: 6:09pm On Feb 24, 2012
OP. are this the chat up lines you people use on NIgeria? undecided
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by desperatem(m): 10:01pm On Feb 24, 2012
So funny grin̶̲̥̅̊ e don tey wey i laff and water dey fall for my eyes. I no fit stop d laff
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Harbb: 10:11pm On Feb 24, 2012
Funny indeed
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by olaak1(m): 10:35pm On Feb 24, 2012
Ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ho ha hhhhhhhhhhhh!!! See me I can't laugh o jare very very funny.
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by swtdarling(f): 11:35pm On Feb 24, 2012
Mr, Cork:

OP. are this the chat up lines you people use on NIgeria? undecided
cheesy mr cork,since Nigeria is causing u so much headache.y dnt u jst stay in togo or wherever u say u are undecided
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by 2kurupt(m): 1:00am On Feb 25, 2012
LMAO grin
say number 3 to your gf & dats the last your gonna get the chance to pull em panties, wink
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Nobody: 1:23am On Feb 25, 2012
lol
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Goldieluks: 1:44am On Feb 25, 2012
#Falls from water bed# grin grin
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by omega25red(m): 4:17am On Feb 25, 2012
Goldieluks:

#Falls from water bed# grin grin
water bed which motel are you shacking up in grin

funny post but number 7 shouldn't be on that list people should knock before they enter anyroom
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Goldieluks: 7:08am On Feb 25, 2012
omega25red:

water bed which motel are you shacking up in grin

funny post but number 7 shouldn't be on that list people should knock before they enter anyroom



Motel ke! Am in my bedroom with my hubby.
cheesy
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mcnepow(m): 7:15am On Feb 25, 2012
Goldieluks:




Motel ke! Am in my bedroom with my hubby.
cheesy
N i was tinking u wer a firgin. u got me fooled!
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Goldieluks: 7:24am On Feb 25, 2012
mcnepow:

N i was tinking u wer a firgin. u got me fooled!



Ah aah am still a fagin truss me.
grin
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by slimyem: 8:16am On Feb 25, 2012
saw this like 3 years back.
Not Funny!
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by drnoel: 9:08am On Feb 25, 2012
pls move this 2 joke section
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mashnino(m): 9:29am On Feb 25, 2012
slimyem:

saw this like 3 years back.
Not Funny!

okay,

can you please keep quiet let others enjoy the joke

#Itooknow
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Nobody: 12:31pm On Feb 25, 2012
Too stale and old.

It has been posted in jokes section like 74 times last year. If u move it to jokes section they'll insult d poster and say its copy and paste. So just move it back to where its coming from.
#just saying.
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by remmyz(m): 1:54pm On Feb 25, 2012
booqee:

Too stale and old.

It has been posted in jokes section like 74 times last year. If u move it to jokes section they'll insult d poster and say its copy and paste. So just move it back to where its coming from.
#just saying.


old or no old, stale or no stale, joke section or no joke section, what i know is d poster just make me laff ma ass out, so stop beefing,
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mcnepow(m): 3:02pm On Feb 25, 2012
remmyz:



old or no old, stale or no stale, joke section or no joke section, what i know is d poster just make me laff ma Bottom out, so stop beefing,
u said it all!
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by jpilata(m): 6:15pm On Feb 25, 2012
Nice work.
Very funny.
NL should be a place to be always.
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Maleeq(m): 6:09am On Feb 27, 2012
hahahaha! awesome! This just made my morning!
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by vicky6: 5:45pm On Feb 28, 2012
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by sutoboy(m): 12:25am On Mar 01, 2012
i laf sotay i start lovin Boo baby!
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Nobody: 8:51am On Jun 12, 2012
Classic! Lwkm! U try joor! LDMMKHFG! grin grin
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mimi321(f): 7:16pm On Jul 20, 2012
lol u too funny
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by ElementG(m): 8:07am On Jul 22, 2012
Nice one @ poster.. Really got me ROTFLMAO

booqee: Too stale and old.

It has been posted in jokes section like 74 times last year. If u move it to jokes section they'll insult d poster and say its copy and paste. So just move it back to where its coming from.
#just saying.
seriously, girl u dnt av a lyf... I think ur guts are ruined nd its y there aint no thread started by ya.. Bad belle shit lyk u always givin bad comments lyk one dog dat was given chloroquine... Got nothing gud to say, shut up, read, nd pass by instead of dropping dat useless watery crap u call saliva.. Na even ur type dem dey give those kind craze replies.. ODE

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