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Right Answers To Mumu Questions by swtdarling(f): 11:36pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
A friend of mine posted this.thought i should share 1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping? Ans: "No! I'm picking beans." 2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain? Ans: "No! In the next one." 3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: "I want to wash it for u." 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?" Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl." 5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up?" Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me." 6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers? Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!" 7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR, " Mtsheeeeeeew!! 8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing here?" Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees, " ODE!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping?? Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE, " MUMU!!!!!!: 3 Likes |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:49pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
If our SoH were in tandem, this would've been funny. |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by tardell007(m): 12:20am On Feb 24, 2012 |
hahahahahahaha, funny! |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mashnino(m): 12:46am On Feb 24, 2012 |
lllll,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no baby, they are carrots, |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by dabrake(m): 1:34am On Feb 24, 2012 |
swtdarling:hits head on whitney houston's coffin. |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by MarcAnthon(m): 1:46am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Lol @ post. . . 1, 3, 8 dabrake: Shattap there! That wasn't funny at all |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Scash(f): 5:58pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
lmfao. . . |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by MrCork17: 6:09pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
OP. are this the chat up lines you people use on NIgeria? |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by desperatem(m): 10:01pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
So funny ̶̲̥̅̊ e don tey wey i laff and water dey fall for my eyes. I no fit stop d laff |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Harbb: 10:11pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Funny indeed |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by olaak1(m): 10:35pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ho ha hhhhhhhhhhhh!!! See me I can't laugh o jare very very funny. |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by swtdarling(f): 11:35pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Mr, Cork:mr cork,since Nigeria is causing u so much headache.y dnt u jst stay in togo or wherever u say u are |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by 2kurupt(m): 1:00am On Feb 25, 2012 |
LMAO say number 3 to your gf & dats the last your gonna get the chance to pull em panties, |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Nobody: 1:23am On Feb 25, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Goldieluks: 1:44am On Feb 25, 2012 |
#Falls from water bed# |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by omega25red(m): 4:17am On Feb 25, 2012 |
Goldieluks:water bed which motel are you shacking up in funny post but number 7 shouldn't be on that list people should knock before they enter anyroom |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Goldieluks: 7:08am On Feb 25, 2012 |
omega25red: Motel ke! Am in my bedroom with my hubby. |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mcnepow(m): 7:15am On Feb 25, 2012 |
Goldieluks:N i was tinking u wer a firgin. u got me fooled! |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Goldieluks: 7:24am On Feb 25, 2012 |
mcnepow: Ah aah am still a fagin truss me. |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by slimyem: 8:16am On Feb 25, 2012 |
saw this like 3 years back. Not Funny! |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by drnoel: 9:08am On Feb 25, 2012 |
pls move this 2 joke section |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mashnino(m): 9:29am On Feb 25, 2012 |
slimyem: okay, can you please keep quiet let others enjoy the joke #Itooknow |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Nobody: 12:31pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
Too stale and old. It has been posted in jokes section like 74 times last year. If u move it to jokes section they'll insult d poster and say its copy and paste. So just move it back to where its coming from. #just saying. |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by remmyz(m): 1:54pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
booqee: old or no old, stale or no stale, joke section or no joke section, what i know is d poster just make me laff ma ass out, so stop beefing, |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mcnepow(m): 3:02pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
remmyz:u said it all! |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by jpilata(m): 6:15pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
Nice work. Very funny. NL should be a place to be always. |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Maleeq(m): 6:09am On Feb 27, 2012 |
hahahaha! awesome! This just made my morning! |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Nobody: 5:45pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by sutoboy(m): 12:25am On Mar 01, 2012 |
i laf sotay i start lovin Boo baby! |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by Nobody: 8:51am On Jun 12, 2012 |
Classic! Lwkm! U try joor! LDMMKHFG! |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by mimi321(f): 7:16pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
lol u too funny |
Re: Right Answers To Mumu Questions by ElementG(m): 8:07am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Nice one @ poster.. Really got me ROTFLMAO booqee: Too stale and old.seriously, girl u dnt av a lyf... I think ur guts are ruined nd its y there aint no thread started by ya.. Bad belle shit lyk u always givin bad comments lyk one dog dat was given chloroquine... Got nothing gud to say, shut up, read, nd pass by instead of dropping dat useless watery crap u call saliva.. Na even ur type dem dey give those kind craze replies.. ODE |
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