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iamoyindamola:
Even Ramdeuter still have his ogbomosho accent intact after all these years
Anyone that tries to change it will get a bullet

Accent solidified by gulping amala regularly Fa

iamoyindamola:
Unless he wan toast akata with big behind

This man!

raumdeuter:
Accent solidified by gulping amala regularly Fa

Ȟello bayȞbiȞe. Ȟow are you doȞing. I would loȞve to get to kȞow yȞou.
lets Ȟook Ȟup soȞmtime

BlueRayDick:


I’m sure Egbon has different accent for different settings

Different flows in different area codes.

GloriousGbola:
Hello baHybie. How are you doHing. I would loHve to get to How yHou.

Shoy mah mu azul
Ile mi ni won ti shey 🤣🤣

Original or fake… this is funny

obainojazz:
Original or fake… this is funny

Dem need to add “Banza” after the shege

obainojazz:
Original or fake… this is funny

Obviously fake

The name na literally "Una go see shege"

But funny nonetheless

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This Rhasidat Adeleke running 400m for Ireland is very mentorable

This Naser girl running 400m for Bahrain is definitely on juice. No wonder she missed all her whereabouts tests and had to appeal in court. From her run, you can see she doesn't fatigue

Ibime:
This Rhasidat Adeleke running 400m for Ireland is very mentorable

The Olympics

The best way for men to ogle scantily clad women without getting in trouble

Ibime a skinny chaser

GloriousGbola:
The Olympics

The best way for men to ogle scantily clad women without getting in trouble

Ibime a skinny chaser

Tall women make tall babies

Nigeria 400m representative is Ella Onojuvwevwo

I had to pity the commentators tongue.

Great 400m mens final. Winner and 2nd place registered the 4th and 5th fastest times in history

Considering Van Niekerk and Michael Johnson have 1st and 2nd fastest times, that is impressive

Appearing on Arise TV’s Morning Show, Oshiomhole said, “Asue Ighodalo is not electable; he can’t speak his own language. He went to his village but couldn’t sleep there because of witches and wizards. Edo people are wiser now.”
https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/07/edo-asue-ighodalo-not-electable-ive-forgiven-shaibu-oshiomhole/

Theflint1, Shey na true say Asue say he no fit sleep for his village because of witches and wizards? So how he wan rule the state shey na from Lagos?

Ibime:
Tall women make tall babies

Preach!

-Lord

Ibime:
This Rhasidat Adeleke running 400m for Ireland is very mentorable

Hahaha welcome to the Club. One of the perks of being a long term track fan. If you follow the US collegiate Track season closely, you'll see a number of them. 5 aside Volleyball also has a tonne of Tall good looking chics.



400M.....Extremely sad for Matt Hudson Smith man. So close yet so far.

Apartheid boy Elon Musk capping nonsense and supporting racists attacking people going about their business

Counter protestors are outnumbering and driving out the racists, infact they are not even turning up again

We heard they were coming to my hood to attack one new mosque. Of course I kept my black ãss inside but two of my guys went for counter-protest and are reporting that none of the racists turned up. Scenes from the counter-protest.

Ibime:
This Rhasidat Adeleke running 400m for Ireland is very mentorable

When ibime finally meets rashidat for mentoring

Amigoss:
When ibime finally meets rashidat for mentoring

Fun fact for bachelors and aspiring mentors

A boys height is usually his father plus mother's height plus 5 inches divided by 2

A girls height is usually her father plus mother's height minus 5 inches divided by 2

So e get why we dey target tall women. I am 5 ft 11 and my boy is projected to be 6ft 2 and my daughter about 5ft 10

But if you are already a Peter Crouch like Dayo, then you can target shorter mentees

raumdeuter:
Appearing on Arise TV’s Morning Show, Oshiomhole said, “Asue Ighodalo is not electable; he can’t speak his own language. He went to his village but couldn’t sleep there because of witches and wizards. Edo people are wiser now.”
https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/07/edo-asue-ighodalo-not-electable-ive-forgiven-shaibu-oshiomhole/

Theflint1, Shey na true say Asue say he no fit sleep for his village because of witches and wizards? So how he wan rule the state shey na from Lagos?

Nobody takes Oshiomhole seriously in the state, he can come back 4 years time and start saying Asue Ighodalo is the chief herbalist of his village.

Ibime:
Fun fact for bachelors and aspiring mentors

A boys height is usually his father plus mother's height plus 5 inches divided by 2

A girls height is usually her father plus mother's height minus 5 inches divided by 2

So e get why we dey target tall women. I am 5 ft 11 and my boy is projected to be 6ft 2 and my daughter about 5ft 10

But if you are already a Peter Crouch like Dayo, then you can target shorter mentees

In the dating market, Tall girls suffer the same fate as short guys, By the time a 5ft10 girl enter heels shes already 6ft2. How many guys will be taller than her at that point

raumdeuter:
In the dating market, Tall girls suffer the same fate as short guys, By the time a 5ft10 girl enter heels shes already 6ft2. How many guys will be taller than her at that point

Men like to dominate a much shorter partner but if you get confidence in yourself you should accept the challenge

If you breed a 6ft 4 woman now, you could produce the next Atetonkumpor

My guy who is 6ft 6 married a 6ft 1 woman and their 10 year old daughter is already 5 ft 8

E get why Bernie Ecclestone (former Formula 1 boss) dey only date women wey height am well. He want make the next generation make progress.

Ibime:
Men like to dominate a much shorter partner but if you get confidence in yourself you should accept the challenge
If you breed a 6ft 4 woman now, you could produce the next Atetonkumpor
My guy who is 6ft 6 married a 6ft 1 woman and their 10 year old daughter is already 5 ft 8
E get why Bernie Ecclestone (former Formula 1 boss) dey only date women wey height am well. He want make the next generation make progress

I have nieces who are in their early teens like 13/14 and shes like 5ft 10 already, she doesn't like it because she has to wear flat soled shoes.
She is likely going to be taller than most of the boys and Boys go dey avoid her for her shorter friends.

If na boy now, e for be flex

Bernie na rich guy na, So money don give am confidence shebi Kevin Hart sef dey get tall GFs

raumdeuter:
I have nieces who are in their early teens like 13/14 and shes like 5ft 10 already, she doesn't like it because she has to wear flat soled shoes.
She is likely going to be taller than most of the boys and Boys go dey avoid her for her shorter friends.

If na boy now, e for be flex

Another positive if you ask me. Dem go pure till a capable and strong man who is up to the challenge comes along

Ibime:
Another positive if you ask me. Dem go pure till a capable and strong man who is up to the challenge comes along

Lol Na true or they will just become nerds and embrace books since boys go leave them alone

izzou don warn this girl to drop out of Miss South Africa she no gree, Now she wan put her family for wahala

https://www.nairaland.com/8178559/fraud-identity-theft-committed-chidimma

raumdeuter:
izzou don warn this girl to drop out of Miss South Africa she no gree, Now she wan put her family for wahala

https://www.nairaland.com/8178559/fraud-identity-theft-committed-chidimma

If it is true na her mama fault. When you do wayo you keep your head down. Unfortunately the mama could not tell her daughter your papers are fake and you will have to stay away from attention, so here we are now.

It is likely true sha. In the 2000s there were alot of rackets going on. I know guys were arranging SA passports until Al qeada got into the act and it had to be shut down. Likely the same was happening with birth documents

raumdeuter:
izzou don warn this girl to drop out of Miss South Africa she no gree, Now she wan put her family for wahala

https://www.nairaland.com/8178559/fraud-identity-theft-committed-chidimma

Chidinma Adetshina itself is a funny name

How did a Yoruba man married to a South African woman name his daughter Chidinma

The maths is not adding up. The mama fit be Igbo woman wey thief South African identity because what's the reason for the name Chidinma?

Ibime:
Apartheid boy Elon Musk capping nonsense and supporting racists attacking people going about their business

Counter protestors are outnumbering and driving out the racists, infact they are not even turning up again

We heard they were coming to my hood to attack one new mosque. Of course I kept my black ãss inside but two of my guys went for counter-protest and are reporting that none of the racists turned up. Scenes from the counter-protest.

In addition, some racists planned protest at immigration centres in Bristol and Walthamstow (London) today and were met with this in counterprotests. They couldn't turn up again.

First few protestors were slammed with heavy sentences, the rest had to use their church mind and die the matter

Ibime:
Chidinma Adetshina itself is a funny name

How did a Yoruba man married to a South African woman name his daughter Chidinma

The maths is not adding up. The mama fit be Igbo woman wey thief South African identity because what's the reason for the name Chidinma?

I think it’s the father that has explanation to do. He may have lied about his real name to the Southy mother before knacking her .

Adetshina is supposed to be the Yoruba name “Ades(h)ina “. How come he now named his child Chidinma which is an Igbo name ?

Maybe na fake papers the father used enter Southy and he just had to keep up with the fake name and profile after he bagged a nice Southy woman.