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Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Crossbelt(op): 7:04pm On Aug 10, 2024

Doctors and medical practitional in the house please help me for over two months now i have not been my self.

Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by mbaise1000: 7:17pm On Aug 10, 2024

Crossbelt:
Doctors and medical practitional in the house please help me for over two months now i have not been my self.

You are healed ALREADY, I have proof.
Just start thanking Jesus ALREADY

Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Namaster: 8:05pm On Aug 10, 2024*

mbaise1000:
You are healed ALREADY, I have proof.
Just start thanking Jesus ALREADY

MAD man!

OP, go see a doctor.

If the hemorrhoid has not progressed beyond a manageable stage, the doctor will recommend drugs to manage it. Otherwise, it may require surgery.

Meantime, follow this guide:

1. Drink a LOT of water. Always have a bottle of water with you and sip as FREQUENTLY as possible.

2. STOP eating bread, eba, cake, meat pie and anything with the NONSENSE flour that's everywhere.

3. STOP eating rice.

4. STOP eating meat/fish/egg.

5. STOP eating fried foods.

6. STOP drinking alcohol.

7. STOP smoking.

8. STOP drinking ALL soft drinks. Any drink other than water is your ENEMY.

9. EAT food rich in FIBRE like banana, apples, watermelons, etc.

10. Get a small paint rubber for SITZ BATHS.
Sitz baths is a fancy name for adding disinfectants like Dettol to hot water and sitting over it to let the STEAM hit the hemorrhoid.

Finally, see a doctor ASAP!

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Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Zonefree(m): 8:12pm On Aug 10, 2024

Namaster:
MAD man!

OP, go see a doctor.

If the hemorrhoid has not progressed beyond a manageable stage, the doctor will recommend drugs to manage it. Otherwise, it may require surgery.

Meantime, follow this guide:

1. Drink a LOT of water. Always have a bottle of water with you and sip as FREQUENTLY as possible.

2. STOP eating bread, eba, cake, meat pie and anything with the NONSENSE flour that's everywhere.

3. STOP eating rice.

4. STOP eating meat/fish/egg.

5. STOP eating fried foods.

6. STOP drinking alcohol.

7. STOP smoking.

8. STOP drinking ALL soft drinks. Any drink other than water is your ENEMY.

9. EAT food rich in FIBRE like banana, apples, watermelons, etc.

10. Get a small paint rubber for SITZ BATHS.
Sitz vaths is a fancy name for adding disinfectants like Dettol to hot water and sitting over it to let the STEAM hit the hemorrhoid.

Finally, see a doctor ASAP!

Just tell him to stop feeding.

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Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Namaster: 8:17pm On Aug 10, 2024

Zonefree:
Just tell him to stop feeding.

You need to SHUT UP!

Someone is in AGONY because of hemorrhoids and I pointed out some food in his diet that are actively COMPOUNDING his pain and creating MORE problems for him and this is the STUPID retort you came up with?

Do you know what piles/hemorrhoid is and how diets factor into it?

Very FOOLISH comment!

Next time you want to quote me, DON'T!

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Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Zonefree(m): 8:27pm On Aug 10, 2024

Namaster:
You need to SHUT UP!

Someone is in AGONY because of hemorrhoids and I pointed out some food in his diet that are actively COMPOUNDING his pain and creating MORE problems for him and this is the STUPID retort you came up with?

Do you know what piles/hemorrhoid is and how diets factor into it?

Very FOOLISH comment!

Next time you want to quote me, DON'T!

You literally said he should stop all these foods;

-bread
-eba
-cake
-meat pie
-rice
-meat
-fish
-egg
-ALL soft drinks
- anything with the NONSENSE flour that's everywhere.

Which food come remain for him to eat again?
Why not advise him to turn to vegetarian than wasting your time typing long epistle? undecided

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Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Namaster: 8:39pm On Aug 10, 2024

Zonefree:
You literally said he should stop all these foods;

-bread
-eba
-cake
-meat pie
-rice
-meat
-fish
-egg
-ALL soft drinks
- anything with the NONSENSE flour that's everywhere.

Which food come remain for him to eat again?
Why not advise him to turn to vegetarian than wasting your time typing long epistle?

You make your argument from a place of EXTREME IGNORANCE and UTTER STUPIDITY.

The guy who claims piles wants to KILL him before his time understands what he's going through and would have ZERO problem following my recommendations.

YET you choose to advertise your LOW IQ by posting SENSELESS comments.

ANY food on that list can result in either of 2 scenarios:

1. Constipation that results in HARD stools that'll irritate his intestines and cause him to shiiit BLOOD.

2. Constipation rhat results in stools so HARD, he'd shiit out his actual INTESTINES.

While your overall stance is PURE stupidity, you are not wrong about OP adopting a VEGETARIAN diet.

He needs to abandon MOST food and stick to fruits and vegetables, especially green leafy vegetables.

It doesn't take much to NOT be stupid, you just have to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT when you have ZERO idea about what is being discussed.

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Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Zonefree(m): 8:41pm On Aug 10, 2024

Namaster:
You make your argument from a place of EXTREME IGNORANCE and UTTER STUPIDITY.

The guy who claims piles wants to KILL him before his time understands what he's going through and would have ZERO problem following my recommendations.

YET you choose to advertise your LOW IQ by posting SENSELESS comments.

ANY food on that list can result in either of 2 scenarios:

1. Constipation that results in HARD stools that'll irritate his intestines and cause him to shiiit BLOOD.

2. Constipation rhat results in stools so HARD, he'd shiit out his actual INTESTINES.

While your overall stance is PURE stupidity, you are not wrong about OP adopting a VEGETARIAN diet.

He needs to abandon MOST food and stick to fruits and vegetables, especially green leafy vegetables.

It doesn't take much to NOT be stupid, you just have to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT when you have ZERO idea about what is being discussed.

I'm not the cause of your frustration!

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Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Namaster: 8:47pm On Aug 10, 2024

Zonefree:
I'm not the cause of your frustration!

When someone corrects your stupidity, you say "THANK YOU".

Got it?

Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Dreal1247: 8:57pm On Aug 10, 2024

Crossbelt:
Doctors and medical practitional in the house please help me for over two months now i have not been my self.

DIFFERENT SOLUTION FOR PILE

1. Get bitter kola and onions
Peel of the bark , rinse it
Grind the bitter kola
Slice the onion
Put it inside pot add Normal quantity of water, boil it for about 25 to 30 minutes, drink half glass cup morning and evening

2. BITTER KOLA ,ONION AND SCENT LEAF FOR PILE )

SCENT leaf
Bitter kola
Onions

Grind the Bitter kola
Slice the onion
Get your pot
Get water
Rinse the SCENT leaf and put it inside the pot " add water that will suit it " add the onions and Bitter kola that you grind

Allow it to boil for about 25 to 30 minutes then drink it while hot
Powerful done and dusted
Drink it " morning and night

3. (Internal pile )

Get pawpaw leaf
Scent leaf
Bitter leaf
Add water and squeeze all and filter it and drink
.continue you will see changes
You can add lime or if you want

4. Solution for pile
Get corn cob ' burn it to ashes ' mix it with potash ' you can make pap akamu and sprinkle those mixture in it and drink ' no sugar, no milk
Do it Daily and see powerful changes.
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#fypシ
#foryoupage #trendingreels
#highlightsシ゚
#homoeopathy

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Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by lordm(m): 11:06pm On Aug 10, 2024

mbaise1000:
You are healed ALREADY, I have proof.
Just start thanking Jesus ALREADY

Bros Na, Na WA o

Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Gee64: 1:24pm On Aug 11, 2024

Namaster:
You make your argument from a place of EXTREME IGNORANCE and UTTER STUPIDITY.

The guy who claims piles wants to KILL him before his time understands what he's going through and would have ZERO problem following my recommendations.

YET you choose to advertise your LOW IQ by posting SENSELESS comments.

ANY food on that list can result in either of 2 scenarios:

1. Constipation that results in HARD stools that'll irritate his intestines and cause him to shiiit BLOOD.

2. Constipation rhat results in stools so HARD, he'd shiit out his actual INTESTINES.

While your overall stance is PURE stupidity, you are not wrong about OP adopting a VEGETARIAN diet.

He needs to abandon MOST food and stick to fruits and vegetables, especially green leafy vegetables.

It doesn't take much to NOT be stupid, you just have to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT when you have ZERO idea about what is being discussed.

Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by mbaise1000: 3:02pm On Aug 11, 2024

Namaster:
MAD man!

OP, go see a doctor.

If the hemorrhoid has not progressed beyond a manageable stage, the doctor will recommend drugs to manage it. Otherwise, it may require surgery.

Meantime, follow this guide:

1. Drink a LOT of water. Always have a bottle of water with you and sip as FREQUENTLY as possible.

2. STOP eating bread, eba, cake, meat pie and anything with the NONSENSE flour that's everywhere.

3. STOP eating rice.

4. STOP eating meat/fish/egg.

5. STOP eating fried foods.

6. STOP drinking alcohol.

7. STOP smoking.

8. STOP drinking ALL soft drinks. Any drink other than water is your ENEMY.

9. EAT food rich in FIBRE like banana, apples, watermelons, etc.

10. Get a small paint rubber for SITZ BATHS.
Sitz vaths is a fancy name for adding disinfectants like Dettol to hot water and sitting over it to let the STEAM hit the hemorrhoid.

Finally, see a doctor ASAP!

Is there really any need to resort to insults?
Did I encourage the poster not to take whatever he wishes to take or do whatever he wishes to do?
Now you have recommended all you think will solve his problems, but if God says no, will those things work? As a Christian, I believe that if God says no, you cannot say yes and if God says yes, no one can say no. I have my reasons for making my comment I stand by it.
Sometimes, it's better to think with brains instead of fingers

Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by mbaise1000: 3:04pm On Aug 11, 2024

Namaster:
MAD man!

OP, go see a doctor.

If the hemorrhoid has not progressed beyond a manageable stage, the doctor will recommend drugs to manage it. Otherwise, it may require surgery.

Meantime, follow this guide:

1. Drink a LOT of water. Always have a bottle of water with you and sip as FREQUENTLY as possible.

2. STOP eating bread, eba, cake, meat pie and anything with the NONSENSE flour that's everywhere.

3. STOP eating rice.

4. STOP eating meat/fish/egg.

5. STOP eating fried foods.

6. STOP drinking alcohol.

7. STOP smoking.

8. STOP drinking ALL soft drinks. Any drink other than water is your ENEMY.

9. EAT food rich in FIBRE like banana, apples, watermelons, etc.

10. Get a small paint rubber for SITZ BATHS.
Sitz vaths is a fancy name for adding disinfectants like Dettol to hot water and sitting over it to let the STEAM hit the hemorrhoid.

Finally, see a doctor ASAP!

Re: Pile Want To Kill Me Before My Time, please help by Foodqueen(f): 4:51am On Aug 12, 2024

Crossbelt:
Doctors and medical practitional in the house please help me for over two months now i have not been my self.

Use flaggyl twice daily.

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