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Badgers14:
I will be applying as a musician

So that you will go and be singing " E don cast..last last,na everybody go chop breakfast..shaaayooooo!!'

. Wait, my question na, Northerners dey japa too?

Hell no 😂

Blizzy9ja:
Person fit go join now before you go know dey don sendyou go Iran

That's exactly the purpose of creating the Commonwealth of Nations. What you're looking at here is all part of the re-colonization of former European colonies, especially the African continent which I predicted many years ago.

There's no way Britain would survive outside the European Union without recolonizing their former colonies.

It's ironic that education will lead us back to slavery and we're going to be re-colonized in Africa. We're too blind to see!!

I can see it clearly coming.

If you have data, go to www.africason.com and read the article that says "it's time to abolish the Commonwealth of Nations" and you'll understand what this is all about.

Who will help me to do it

bro4u:
Enlist and get sent to Afghanistan, Pakistan or any of the 'stan'

Are they expected to be sent to hotels or revelling centres

Soldiers go to war zone

They are looking for slaves to use in fighting Russia.

That strategy no go work, make una go fight una war, Russia and Iran dey wait for una

Badgers14:
I will be applying as a musician

You think sey na Afrobeats dem dey do there?
😂🤣😂

musicwriter:
That's exactly the purpose of creating the Commonwealth of Nations. What you're looking at here is all part of the re-colonization of former European colonies, especially the African continent which I predicted many years ago.

There's no way Britain would survive outside the European Union without recolonizing their former colonies.

It's ironic that education will lead us back to slavery and we're going to be decolonized in Africa. We're too blind to see!!

I can see it clearly coming.

If you have data, go to www.africason.com and read the article that says "it's time to abolish the Commonwealth of Nations" and you'll understand what this is all about.

this is exactly my thought when I saw this on a WhatsApp group. I couldn't even think why Britain will need soldiers when Britain hasn't been depopulated.

To think they're asking for teenagers and people in their early and late twenties give credence to my beliefs...

Bobloco:
If you ask people around you, they will prefer it to the current 'stan' Tinubu have turned this country into since coming on board as president

Naijeriyanistan
🤣😂🤣🤣

IamtheTruth1:
Is far better than Nigeia happening to you. Either your killed for ritual, caught in cross fire or kidnappers or even police or even to die of hunger.

You dey mind the mumu

He thinks british army is like nigeria own, where there's no training, equipment, intelligence, adequate medical treatment

One time nigerian sprint, Soji quickly abandoned running for nigeria and crossed to British army

Man will be comfortable now with his family with full British citizenship and privilege

Hope they'll request for ielts and other yama yama stuff they request from foreign stufents

vankaid:
Nigerians will crash that application portal by 9am today

When indians dey? Deyplay

Military recruitment no work well for Nigeria again, as people dey fear of been sent to go fight bh boys, dem sha want commot our youth for ground, now na style style brain drain again from the same British that put us for this wahala in the first place. Your plans no go ever succeed.

I smell something.

The stench is coming from Europe.
NATO is expecting Putin to do some more things.
There’s a plot to give Russia the unexpected.

MAD could turn out to be theoretical. Looks like the West have found several ways of taking on the current nuclear Russia without burning the world.
Surprise is cooking. Not from Russia this time, but for her.

I just hope I’m wrong about these.

tishbite42:
You think sey na Afrobeats dem dey do there?
😂🤣😂

Whatever it takes.. I will even sing and dance gwo gwo gwo if that helps my cause

You have heard, quit smoking. Beep test is a bitcĥ, t's anaerobic so you fit kpai if ur stronghead no gree quit.

sheriffden:
https://nairametrics.com/2024/08/19/british-army-begins-recruitment-for-nigerians-others/

Third world war preparations loading.

If you get sense, the risk is not worth it o!

This is better than joining Nigerian army or police

sunsweet33:
Just imagine. After rioting and burning everywhere that they don’t want us in their country, from the other side of their mouth we are still good enough to die for them, Just look at.

Exactly!!!

WW3 loading.....

sheriffden:
https://nairametrics.com/2024/08/19/british-army-begins-recruitment-for-nigerians-others/

They better be ready to receive 50 million applications. The website will crash sef.

vankaid:
Nigerians will crash that application portal by 9am today

RaptorX:
They always turn to their dumb African slaves anytime they are in trouble, go and do your research about how their recruitment figures have totally collapsed that they can't find native Britons to join their military again. Same problem the Americans are facing before you start jumping up and down like a monkey at the " opportunity " your slave master is offering you.

Which trouble are they?

Tradepunter2:
They have been doing this for long na..... My cousin's joined 2011...... Surest way to get the British passport

Did he join as a recruit or an officer