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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 12:09pm On Aug 26, 2024
Conner44:
Once they can't defend Tinubu anymore they start to claim voter apathy and "no body else is would have done better" ish blah - blah - blah

The worst ones are those who claim to have never had a voters card before cry
I was wrong all along. Thanks for the exposé
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Djdamian(m): 12:36pm On Aug 26, 2024
dapotemi:
Quite hilarious coming from a driver...
And what is wrong in being a driver?

You really have a problem
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Djdamian(m):
Its been a while here

What's been happening?

Seems nothing has changed
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 12:40pm On Aug 26, 2024
Djdamian:
And what is wrong in being a driver?

You really have a problem
He is chief among those who wished for the demise of this good thread. Its good others are seeing what some of us had seen many years ago.

Truth can never remain hidden for long.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 12:44pm On Aug 26, 2024
Djdamian:
Its being a while here

What's been happening?

Seems nothing has changed
I said it here that nothing will change until we all collectively tell ourselves some truths

How such truths would be received is another discussion altogether BUT it must first be told wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 12:44pm On Aug 26, 2024
Barbiturate:
I was wrong all along. Thanks for the exposé
Good morning cool
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 1:38pm On Aug 26, 2024
"E lo fokan bale, a ma gbe wa le"....
4 + 4
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 2:56pm On Aug 26, 2024
Barbiturate:
I was wrong all along. Thanks for the exposé
What were u thinking before?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 3:00pm On Aug 26, 2024
dapotemi:
Quite hilarious coming from a driver...
Lolz...but say u be 'oga' no mean say u must get sense sha. Just saying.
Oga driver wey follow him rider hitch hike to island. 😩🥴
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2024
dapotemi:
Quite hilarious coming from a driver...
Losing one mind is a terrible thing. The people around you ignoring your vulnerable state is one of the worst thing that can be sum as man unkind to mankind. So I’ll overlook your ignorance. Else, it becomes a case of two insane folks.

Check for the meaning of “Reprobate Mind”. That’s the state you are right now. It can only be reset by a therapist. If you or the people around you let it linger more, you’ll get to soliloquize stage and from there to the stage where you start hurting flies as appetizer. I hope people out here put you in prayer. That’s another man wasting away so fast. Substance abuse I guess.

For need of therapeutic! Who in his right sense will say this economy is the same with the previous. Like think about it? Calculate the cost of food stuffs, how much you spend on fuel weekly and stress of even being able to get it. How much were they selling cars during GEJ era? How many wedding events do one observe lately? No gain saying the economy is in a state of shame and limbo, where we can’t even differentiate our left from right. I careless the pity you support, but don’t try to play on people intelligence. That’s an insult to the already pains people are facing.

Dapo take your medication and you’ll be fine.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 4:01pm On Aug 26, 2024
pope191:
Losing one mind is a terrible thing. The people around you ignoring your vulnerable state is one of the worst thing that can be sum as man unkind to mankind. So I’ll overlook your ignorance. Else, it becomes a case of two insane folks.

Check for the meaning of “Reprobate Mind”. That’s the state you are right now. It can only be reset by a therapist. If you or the people around you let it linger more, you’ll get to soliloquize stage and from there to the stage where you start hurting flies as appetizer. I[b] hope people out here put you in prayer[/b]. That’s another man wasting away so fast. Substance abuse I guess.

For need of therapeutic! Who in his right sense will say this economy is the same with the previous. Like think about it? Calculate the cost of food stuffs, how much you spend on fuel weekly and stress of even being able to get it. How much were they selling cars during GEJ era? How many wedding events do one observe lately? No gain saying the economy is in a state of shame and limbo, where we can’t even differentiate our left from right. I careless the pity you support, but don’t try to play on people intelligence. That’s an insult to the already pains people are facing.

Dapo take your medication and you’ll be fine.
You're the Pope. Please do the needful. Don't wanna lose another in this harsh economy grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 4:31pm On Aug 26, 2024
Pearl1910:
What were u thinking before?
I bn think say na correct person. My bad 😞
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:43pm On Aug 26, 2024
tojahh:
You're the Pope. Please do the needful. Don't wanna lose another in this harsh economy grin
Boss nah anointing I deh do and anointing no cover ignorance. Even the water wey will deh use do anointing don cost. Someting wey we deh buy 5k is now 25k. The last person wey I anoint em car, nah the apple biggie wey I deh drink I use complete the hustle. Abi u go let your client go, because you no see water buy?

The next day he call say ant just full inside em car. I just lookaway like I don’t know where it is coming from. Shege promax season
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:04pm On Aug 26, 2024
Pearl1910:
Lolz...but say u be 'oga' no mean say u must get sense sha. Just saying.
Oga driver wey follow him rider hitch hike to island. 😩🥴
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 5:11pm On Aug 26, 2024
pope191:
Boss nah anointing I deh do and anointing no cover ignorance. Even the water wey will deh use do anointing don cost. Someting wey we deh buy 5k is now 25k. The last person wey I anoint em car, nah the apple biggie wey I deh drink I use complete the hustle. Abi u go let your client go, because you no see water buy?

The next day he call say ant just full inside em car. I just lookaway like I don’t know where it is coming from. Shege promax season
No I no go let an go o because of ordinary water!? No be person leave a whole Corolla wey dey in pristine state as inspected by him for express begin beg rider the allow am attach to Veehigh and he come later findnour say him friend na DRIVER? grin

God abeg o.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 5:36pm On Aug 26, 2024
pope191:
Losing one mind is a terrible thing. The people around you ignoring your vulnerable state is one of the worst thing that can be sum as man unkind to mankind. So I’ll overlook your ignorance. Else, it becomes a case of two insane folks.

Check for the meaning of “Reprobate Mind”. That’s the state you are right now. It can only be reset by a therapist. If you or the people around you let it linger more, you’ll get to soliloquize stage and from there to the stage where you start hurting flies as appetizer. I hope people out here put you in prayer. That’s another man wasting away so fast. Substance abuse I guess.

For need of therapeutic! Who in his right sense will say this economy is the same with the previous. Like think about it? Calculate the cost of food stuffs, how much you spend on fuel weekly and stress of even being able to get it. How much were they selling cars during GEJ era? How many wedding events do one observe lately? No gain saying the economy is in a state of shame and limbo, where we can’t even differentiate our left from right. I careless the pity you support, but don’t try to play on people intelligence. That’s an insult to the already pains people are facing.

Dapo take your medication and you’ll be fine.
Ignore jare..where do u think I'll have d time for all this shalaye....Obuko

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 5:41pm On Aug 26, 2024
tojahh:
No I no go let an go o because of ordinary water!? No be person leave a whole Corolla wey dey in pristine state as inspected by him for express begin beg rider the allow am attach to Veehigh and he come later findnour say him friend na DRIVER? grin

God abeg o.
Lol tojahChukwu the scrap man, my name dey always give u sleeplessness...na una dey remind me of some of this event, me sef don forget walahi...no worry God go answer u..just get busy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 6:43pm On Aug 26, 2024
dapotemi:
Lol tojahChukwu the scrap man, my name dey always give u sleeplessness...na una dey remind me of some of this event, me sef don forget walahi...no worry God go answer u..just get busy
My Oga wetin I do na? grin
We gather dey sip zobo on pro max I dey with your senior man. Zobo po ju so tey you no dey remember them.


But I been think say I qualify for ordinary driver o, chai so na scrap man I be grin. God abeg answer my prayers o make I for fit forget clean Corolla for express

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR:
dapotemi:
"E lo fokan bale, a ma gbe wa le"....
4 + 4
You are a very terrible person.. nothing you say should be hold with any pinch.. if not for the expose, you claimed you have nothing to do with elections and don’t even partake.. you have every right to vote anyone you want, but denying you didn’t, highlight your dishonest and weak personality.. I respect that guy that did and never run from the fact that he did vote the current government, an hallmark of a strong personality.. u sleep and wake on this thread, yet tagged someone just a driver.. you are a very terrible terrible person
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 7:53pm On Aug 26, 2024
tojahh:
No I no go let an go o because of ordinary water!? No be person leave a whole Corolla wey dey in pristine state as inspected by him for express begin beg rider the allow am attach to Veehigh and he come later findnour say him friend na DRIVER? grin

God abeg o.
You are quite hilarious 😂 if nah you, won’t you park your pristine corolla for road side? E b like say you want make them sack you for multinational company. Work wey we still deh run do 4 trips for morning and another 4 for evening. Imagine! 😂
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 7:58pm On Aug 26, 2024
IFSHR:
You are a very terrible person.. nothing you say should be hold with any pinch.. if not for the expose, you claimed you have nothing to do with elections and don’t even partake.. you have every right to vote anyone you want, but denying you didn’t highlight your dishonest and weak personality.. I respect that guy that did and never run from the fact that he did vote the current government an hallmark of a strong personality.. u sleep and wake on this thread yet tagged someone just a driver.. you are very terrible terrible person
Oh even you don find out too? grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 8:01pm On Aug 26, 2024
tojahh:
Oh even you don find out too? grin
My virtual perception of him was like this before now ^^ but na like this now __
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 8:07pm On Aug 26, 2024
IFSHR:
My virtual perception of him was like this before now ^^ but na like this now __
We know them when they actually will do anything to seek validation and appear big anytime 😂
Sorry for just finding out. Truth is, we love ourselves nonetheless
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:22pm On Aug 26, 2024
dapotemi:
Ignore jare..where do u think I'll have d time for all this shalaye....Obuko
Elede ti shebi awodi, e bi ti o fo de o le shey ehin wa. Ma ba bo oga officer oni kabukabu legbegbe.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:59pm On Aug 26, 2024
Away. From the needless drama 😂 another drama left me in shock today.

Picked this girl on my way home. She was somewhat out off character for the kind of rider I would’ve picked. No right PU and she can’t even be precise about her location, but based on last trip, I ignored the red flags.

Eventually, she got into the car and was holding tears. Hmm! Me I no sabi tell person sorry, so I just jejely face my front and wish I can find a way to console her. Then I remember our brother wey collect slap here 😂 I just lock up.

Suddenly she pick her phone and reach out to her mother. In her words…. Mummy you won’t believe wetin happen, deh catch us. Police stop our Uber, they search us and see weed for inside my bag. I swear I no know say in they there. Now my boyfriend claim say nah em get em, they don lock em and she goes on in tears. All heer mom would say… Shabi I don warn u make u no deh carry exhibit and rant on how she doesn’t listen to her.

Omo I off, I don’t even know what to say. Things some mother’s let go for their children… it is well
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 9:18pm On Aug 26, 2024
pope191:
Away. From the needless drama 😂 another drama left me in shock today.

Picked this girl on my way home. She was somewhat out off character for the kind of rider I would’ve picked. No right PU and she can’t even be precise about her location, but based on last trip, I ignored the red flags.

Eventually, she got into the car and was holding tears. Hmm! Me I no sabi tell person sorry, so I just jejely face my front and wish I can find a way to console her. Then I remember our brother wey collect slap here 😂 I just lock up.

Suddenly she pick her phone and reach out to her mother. In her words…. Mummy you won’t believe wetin happen, deh catch us. Police stop our Uber, they search us and see weed for inside my bag. I swear I no know say in they there. Now my boyfriend claim say nah em get em, they don lock em and she goes on in tears. All heer mom would say… Shabi I don warn u make u no deh carry exhibit and rant on how she doesn’t listen to her.

Omo I off, I don’t even know what to say. Things some mother’s let go for their children… it is well
No panic. What you just experienced is a testament of our society. That young lady is the bread winner of the family courtesy of her boyfriend.

Unstastistcally 76% of the girls into hock ups and oloshoism are being backed by their Parwnts (Mom). They are always aware
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Atk1nson(m): 9:30pm On Aug 26, 2024
dapotemi:
"E lo fokan bale, a ma gbe wa le"....
4 + 4
Be careful what you wish for.

Just like yesterday we warned people about tinubu, today even at 1,000 per liter, petrol is scarce.

Many Nigerians can no longer afford 3 squares meals a day, not even the agbado he promised.

Companies and folding up and down the country. Even the juggernauts like MTN raked larges losses over the past 18months.

You could be trivialising it but "tinubu" is happening to a lot of people, he may eventually get to you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 2:55am On Aug 27, 2024
IFSHR:
You are a very terrible person.. nothing you say should be hold with any pinch.. if not for the expose, you claimed you have nothing to do with elections and don’t even partake.. you have every right to vote anyone you want, but denying you didn’t, highlight your dishonest and weak personality.. I respect that guy that did and never run from the fact that he did vote the current government, an hallmark of a strong personality.. u sleep and wake on this thread, yet tagged someone just a driver.. you are a very terrible terrible person
There is no expose anywhere except your own imagination...If you're not mad yourself, what ever he says to me does not matter but whatever I called him matters..you see yourself, well I have been on this thread long enough to know some of you very well, you live and dine with evil and you have no iota of justice in you except frolicking with people who do not know where there next meal would come from... He's just a driver, a cunny one at best! He won't be more than that! Yes, I have never VOTED in my life and may God judge me if I lie about that,and if it's the truth, may you never be fortunate in your life and may all you have or wish for perished in front of you, may you come to nothing!! I will talk to you ONLY in the language that you understand..
I'll dust up my card and give it to Jagaban if I want and if he will help me do one thing, punish you fools who can't think out of the box..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 3:36am On Aug 27, 2024
Atk1nson:
Be careful what you wish for.

Just like yesterday we warned people about tinubu, today even at 1,000 per liter, petrol is scarce.

Many Nigerians can no longer afford 3 squares meals a day, not even the agbado he promised.

Companies and folding up and down the country. Even the juggernauts like MTN raked larges losses over the past 18months.

You could be trivialising it but "tinubu" is happening to a lot of people, he may eventually get to you.
I will reply you with decorum because you've just done the same..I do not VOTE! ..Tinubu already happened to me because of the naira devaluation... Everyday, I THINK of how to wriggle myself out of this conundrum instead of whining and crying over a bad situation, I THINK! Do you know why some of us can still eat that 3 square meal? Na because we dey plan, we paid the PRICE, we delayed our GRATIFICATION! Even in d days of PLENTY, I TOILED!!!
Do you know what it means for someone with an ACA to drive Uber why his junior colleagues we're ordering Uber to and fro to the office....I grinned, I silently paid d price...Pope will not get anywhere in life because he can't pay d price... Unfortunately for him, he thinks being an ordinary driver is d price.Yes, I called him an ordinary driver because that is what he is...Do you want me to call him what he's not? You better don't take this people serious, I know them very well..Before Dem write here, Dem go first discuss for the WhatsApp group, who they will attack, who dey will like, me I be thorn for their flesh because I can FEED them! Pope is not greater than my dog at home, and na me dey feed am...
I am already negotiating a building project with a nairaland engineer, he will deliver inshallah while Pope remains an ordinary driver blaming Tinubu for his self inflicted suffering..Mumu man.
#Tinubu is happening to us indeed...

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 3:52am On Aug 27, 2024
pope191:
Away. From the needless drama 😂 another drama left me in shock today.

Picked this girl on my way home. She was somewhat out off character for the kind of rider I would’ve picked. No right PU and she can’t even be precise about her location, but based on last trip, I ignored the red flags.

Eventually, she got into the car and was holding tears. Hmm! Me I no sabi tell person sorry, so I just jejely face my front and wish I can find a way to console her. Then I remember our brother wey collect slap here 😂 I just lock up.

Suddenly she pick her phone and reach out to her mother. In her words…. Mummy you won’t believe wetin happen, deh catch us. Police stop our Uber, they search us and see weed for inside my bag. I swear I no know say in they there. Now my boyfriend claim say nah em get em, they don lock em and she goes on in tears. All heer mom would say… Shabi I don warn u make u no deh carry exhibit and rant on how she doesn’t listen to her.

Omo I off, I don’t even know what to say. Things some mother’s let go for their children… it is well
Your mental health is at stake, you can't do this EVERYDAY for 5 years and be normal..You probably won't notice but look at d number of people you attacked here daily, that should point you to the direction of your prognosis...
My advised remained the same sir, get a SKILL, get a paid job, get education, improved yourself, get closer to God and leave all this olosho stories...BAT is not happening to you, don't get angry at him, he's a nice dude .There is more to life than all this olosho stories that excite you .Kini idunnu werey? ....what would you be doing when you're 50? You're 48 already.
It will take a whole lot to rehabilitate you..Don't worry I'll do my best.
Thank you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 4:16am On Aug 27, 2024
To those of you still on the FENCE, act now ...For over 3 years I have CONSISTENTLY advocated that driving FULL TIME will lead you no where, pope and his minion had consistently attacked us for it but I know it's no brainer..Get a skill, get education, get a job, up-scale, pray hard, work hard, be family oriented (taking care of your love ones attract some kind of blessing I can't explain), delay gratification ( no club, no olosho, only like-mind friends), be gracious...You want to drive Uber, do it as a side Hussle, to and fro to work solve your fuel and minor home expenses..I used to do it and it works like magic....We were not stingy with how we did it, I bare it all here but the uber-preneuer and those looking for innocent people to use as slave driver attacked us daily..Me wey I know their family history...now that devaluation has eroded the little profit they claimed to make and hunger which is yet to even start sef, you want to blame innocent BAT...The innocent man that told all of us he has no PLAN. Why asking him for his plan?
Today, I'll be a bit busy, it's month end and I have payroll to work on....P and L still not done...scrap-man won't understand this ...Let's all see by 2pm local time ..Hope y'all haters can wait!
4+4 nooni
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 5:50am On Aug 27, 2024
tojahh:
No panic. What you just experienced is a testament of our society. That young lady is the bread winner of the family courtesy of her boyfriend.

Unstastistcally 76% of the girls into hock ups and oloshoism are being backed by their Parwnts (Mom). They are always aware
It is well
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