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Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by discusant: 10:35pm On Aug 09, 2024
Do they have Anaconda snake in Borno state? If they have, they would have scared Boko Haram to submission.
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by HOSTCOM(m): 10:36pm On Aug 09, 2024
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Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Madewithlove(op): 11:38pm On Aug 09, 2024
HOSTCOM:
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Tango Hotel Alpha November Kilo Serial - Hostcom
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Dbliz(m): 11:59pm On Aug 09, 2024
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Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Dbliz(m): 12:09am On Aug 10, 2024
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Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Madewithlove(op): 5:29am On Aug 10, 2024
Dbliz:
Mike Alfa Yankee - Golf Oscar Delta - Alfa Lima Whiskey Alfa Yankee Sierra - Papa Romeo Oscar Tango Echo Charlie Tango - Yankee Oscar Uniform
Alpha Mike Echo November
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Madewithlove(op): 5:57am On Aug 10, 2024
chrisxxx:
All.
Ok read these my previous post before the protest www.nairaland.com/8155090 and drop your comment if you still can't decode it I will explain it in my next post in my diary www.nairaland.com/8077024/diary-unknow-soldier You know some information are classified look for the clue when you read.
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by cucumbar: 7:15am On Aug 10, 2024
Madewithlove:
Yes we have drone. We latter use it to scan the area and still send patrol to double check.

Our own drone can't stay long in the sky and does not come with infared we normally borrow from NAF when we are going for advance.

Drone and jet have advantage on the battle filed. But that drone is easy to neutralized just shotdown your GPS and the drone can target well. Like what happen in Iseral. And how the Ukrain was using it to track and target Russian soilder in the warfront using facebook to chat Ukrain babe.

If the Nigeria Airforce bomb that forest it will destory a valuable natural resoure there more valuable than all the crude oil in the south.

When we're ready to end BH it will not take us more than 24hours
which mineral resources is in Sambisa that they can’t destroy to save the country from this menace?
Is it that few people are interested in these minerals for their own benefit to the detriment of the country?
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by softy(m): 7:57am On Aug 10, 2024
[quote author=Madewithlove post=131340155]Venator venatur

When the hunter become the hunted. These past couple of weeks is by God grace am surviving. From battling the intenst heat, dodging bullet gwo gwo gwo gwo ngwo and calming the hungry worms staging protest in my stomach. It not been easy. Genesis of my delimar started, when some weeks back HQ said we should pack our bags and equipments we are going to Port Harcourt for reinforcement and reconnaissance.

Before 0600 hours we have already load our personal effects on the TATA (lorry), while we wait for buses HQ called we should stand down no movement again, by then our personal effects (containing our dry rations, tent, blankets, gas cooker e.t.c) has gone far. I went to mess (kitchen) to collect lunch they said "no food for us" that how we started fasting.

On a normal day I don't use to eat food from the mess I cook or I eat my dry rations to avoid food poison. My gas cooker and pot by now would have reached Port Harcourt by now. After much deliberation and consideration, base said they would only give us lunch. The lunch they gave me that day was the final nail hammer into my torment.
For the next two days I was having serious running stomach and pass piosion fart to kill an elephant. I thought it was normal fart I want to fart, I adjust and set my bum bum only to discover I have shit on my pants. I had to wash my uniform and tire wrapper. Everybody was just starting at me like Ashawo.
As I was waiting for my uniform to dry (advantage of Borno sun) that was the time BH said they should attack our base. Come and see how I jump inside trench to take cover. It turns out be false alarm. That was the time uncle snake decide to come and find food and what food tastes better than my fresh laps. Without wasting time I expanded two rounds to kill uncle snake. A feet that was not easy considering uncle snake was cunning. Fire ready, snake meat roasted at least it will reach me five days or more, no more watering beans.

Venator venatur(The hunter is hunted)

You did well.
You write well
Your write up IS Full of humour.
As per BH point of view, you did well.

DO NOT MIND Some people who have never gone out to lead a violent protest, never being a cadet, even ordinary combat training, even some of them had gone through NYSC or been to fore front of a riot, are condemning your tactical action when new the.news of BH broke out, based on your story.
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by softy(m): 7:58am On Aug 10, 2024
[quote author=Madewithlove post=131340155]Venator venatur

When the hunter become the hunted. These past couple of weeks is by God grace am surviving. From battling the intenst heat, dodging bullet gwo gwo gwo gwo ngwo and calming the hungry worms staging protest in my stomach. It not been easy. Genesis of my delimar started, when some weeks back HQ said we should pack our bags and equipments we are going to Port Harcourt for reinforcement and reconnaissance.

Before 0600 hours we have already load our personal effects on the TATA (lorry), while we wait for buses HQ called we should stand down no movement again, by then our personal effects (containing our dry rations, tent, blankets, gas cooker e.t.c) has gone far. I went to mess (kitchen) to collect lunch they said "no food for us" that how we started fasting.

On a normal day I don't use to eat food from the mess I cook or I eat my dry rations to avoid food poison. My gas cooker and pot by now would have reached Port Harcourt by now. After much deliberation and consideration, base said they would only give us lunch. The lunch they gave me that day was the final nail hammer into my torment.
For the next two days I was having serious running stomach and pass piosion fart to kill an elephant. I thought it was normal fart I want to fart, I adjust and set my bum bum only to discover I have shit on my pants. I had to wash my uniform and tire wrapper. Everybody was just starting at me like Ashawo.
As I was waiting for my uniform to dry (advantage of Borno sun) that was the time BH said they should attack our base. Come and see how I jump inside trench to take cover. It turns out be false alarm. That was the time uncle snake decide to come and find food and what food tastes better than my fresh laps. Without wasting time I expanded two rounds to kill uncle snake. A feet that was not easy considering uncle snake was cunning. Fire ready, snake meat roasted at least it will reach me five days or more, no more watering beans.

Venator venatur(The hunter is hunted)

You did well.
You write well
Your write up IS Full of humour.
As per BH point of view, you did well.

DO NOT MIND Some people who have never gone out to lead a violent protest, never being a cadet, even ordinary combat training, even some of them had gone through NYSC or been to fore front of a riot, are condemning your tactical action when new the.news of BH broke out, based on your story.
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by MrSly(m): 8:06am On Aug 10, 2024
Zonefree:
You japa when you heard it's BH, realising it's false alarm, you expended two rounds on this harmless, innocent and small snake. undecided

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind sha. lipsrsealed
Rubbish talk. Oyibo wanna be. Let him stay be killed by ordinary snake. Nonsense talk.
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by crossbreedwears(m): 8:24am On Aug 10, 2024
Your comment shows you're a bloody civilian! I doubt you ever been to a war zone. Any attack from the enemy unexpectedly, you've to take cover and form a battle formation. That's how it works oga
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Nigha ,did you just say you wasted two rounds just to kill that tiny creepy creature? angry

Na wa...Your story is quite funny cha......

Nigeria soldiers and running from Boko Haram be like 5&6 cha cheesy. Nigha said he ran to take cover cheesy. See people wey we dey think say dem dey fight boko Haram angry
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by itzzkhaliii(m): 8:42am On Aug 10, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Nigha ,did you just say you wasted two rounds just to kill that tiny creepy creature? angry

Na wa...Your story is quite funny cha......

Nigeria soldiers and running from Boko Haram be like 5&6 cha cheesy. Nigha said he ran to take cover cheesy. See people wey we dey think say dem dey fight boko Haram angry
Okay he should stay in the open so that bullet go kpai grin am right? If he bi take cover how he go return fire? Wisdom is profitable man.
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Bahamas95(m): 9:33am On Aug 10, 2024
All these epistle on top snake? undecided
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by karmaolu1(m): 10:31am On Aug 10, 2024
For my hood we don't kill snake rather we burn snake 😀😀😀
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Tolupage(m): 11:19am On Aug 10, 2024
Madewithlove:
Venator venatur

When the hunter become the hunted. These past couple of weeks is by God grace am surviving. From battling the intenst heat, dodging bullet gwo gwo gwo gwo ngwo and calming the hungry worms staging protest in my stomach. It not been easy. Genesis of my delimar started, when some weeks back HQ said we should pack our bags and equipments we are going to Port Harcourt for reinforcement and reconnaissance.

Before 0600 hours we have already load our personal effects on the TATA (lorry), while we wait for buses HQ called we should stand down no movement again, by then our personal effects (containing our dry rations, tent, blankets, gas cooker e.t.c) has gone far. I went to mess (kitchen) to collect lunch they said "no food for us" that how we started fasting.

On a normal day I don't use to eat food from the mess I cook or I eat my dry rations to avoid food poison. My gas cooker and pot by now would have reached Port Harcourt by now. After much deliberation and consideration, base said they would only give us lunch. The lunch they gave me that day was the final nail hammer into my torment.
For the next two days I was having serious running stomach and pass piosion fart to kill an elephant. I thought it was normal fart I want to fart, I adjust and set my bum bum only to discover I have shit on my pants. I had to wash my uniform and tire wrapper. Everybody was just starting at me like Ashawo.
As I was waiting for my uniform to dry (advantage of Borno sun) that was the time BH said they should attack our base. Come and see how I jump inside trench to take cover. It turns out be false alarm. That was the time uncle snake decide to come and find food and what food tastes better than my fresh laps. Without wasting time I expanded two rounds to kill uncle snake. A feet that was not easy considering uncle snake was cunning. Fire ready, snake meat roasted at least it will reach me five days or more, no more watering beans.

Venator venatur(The hunter is hunted)
2 bullets to kill a moving snake, wow!

Never knew AKs are that accurate or at least your marksmanship is top notch
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by imagrg(m): 11:30am On Aug 10, 2024
To cool off ICE, Kolos, or ganga, soak one cup of garri in ice cold water and add evaporated milk.
Leave for 5 minutes to rise; then eat voraciously as if your life depends on it.
Then, pick up your smartphone and write about sensible issues on Nairaland.
I wish you were close to me, you would have received a header. grin
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by 1000angstroms(m): 11:58am On Aug 10, 2024
Kikamuli:
How Iran launch true promise operations mission to hit Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuapArPcIHo?si=q4FKs7yiUnVVHn26
Engine dey any of those drones?
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Sleekfingers: 1:38pm On Aug 10, 2024
EyeCumInPeace:
If hunters tell you wetin dem dey see inside bush, you go respect them small. 👍
If hunters think wetin their eyes dey see inside bush.....dem no go give anybody bush meat chop
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Bennatalks(f): 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2024
Oh.soldier[5x Stand de beat you chest Dem de come[3x

Nor tell me say you wan eat that broom stick.
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Neddyogu(m): 8:10pm On Aug 10, 2024
U expended govt bullets on a tiny ophidian that u could have stomped on with jungle boots? Quartermaster will deduct the cost from August pay. Report to CP immediately!
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Bobbynobobby: 7:16am On Aug 11, 2024
spinna:
Gallant
Galleria ni
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Bukola94(m): 3:48pm On Aug 11, 2024
Madewithlove:
I was practicing my marksmanship. It not easy to hit a fast moving target
E no easy to hit a static target. Some people nearly hit themselves when on shooting range. AK47 no be anyone's mate oo, if you don't handle riffle well, you may shoot yourself
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Bukola94(m): 4:00pm On Aug 11, 2024
Tolupage:
2 bullets to kill a moving snake, wow!

Never knew AKs are that accurate or at least your marksmanship is top notch
Aks can hit target within 2secs to 3secs if you are 400m to 500m away. It is like speed of light
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Bukola94(m): 4:04pm On Aug 11, 2024
Neddyogu:
U expended govt bullets on a tiny ophidian that u could have stomped on with jungle boots? Quartermaster will deduct the cost from August pay. Report to CP immediately!
The snake is a threat to is life, 1 or 2 bites, he will pass out within 5mins to 10mins, if anti venom is not injected asap, is enemy may die
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Tolupage(m): 9:11am On Aug 12, 2024
Bukola94:
Aks can hit target within 2secs to 3secs if you are 400m to 500m away. It is like speed of light
Yeah I know, I just never knew it has so much precision especially considering it a snake and those creature are fast and slippery
Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by owagbeba: 8:24am On Sep 02, 2024
Madewithlove:
Thank you. Till I see your message.
Hi.

Back to Lagos. How do I send you a simple night vision kit?
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