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Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 10:53am On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin because you are the loudest empty noise makers in Nigeria grin

If it was the other way round, you would have been jumping all over the place.
it is clear that you guys in the SW have inferiority complex that is why you always want to compete and show superiority to SE
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 10:54am On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin Anambala first son is that you grin believeintruth Abi what is that your other moniker grin

You are have brought your hypocritical self to my mention this morning to wail grin

You can run along,now that you have been noticed grin
Dude i have no idea whom you are referring to, but you are really insecure with yourself that is why you keep trying to churn out stats to show superiority, because in the past the stats have always put you guys in the negative and it pains you so much.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LZAA: 10:55am On Sep 18, 2024
Bobloco:
If truly there are more functional health facilities in the south west, why are their women not giving birth in those facilities? Do they prefer giving birth at home and in the bushes?
Chai!!!😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 10:57am On Sep 18, 2024
FourQu:
Yen yen yen lol 😆 Canada visa kee you dia cheesy

Bush man wey him mama and papa dem no even BORN WELL grin
joke is on u online begging clown 🤡
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 10:58am On Sep 18, 2024
[quote author=lexy2014 post=132053808]since you are not playing the ostrich, then I am very confident you wont have any challenges answering my questions as enumerated.

1. How does your comment answer my questions ...
Why did you highlight SW and SE? Why d comparison? Are they d only regions in Nigeria?

2. Who is the "you" you are referring to?

3. What is "the other way around" you are referring to?

4. Why would I "have been jumping all over the place" because of "the other way round"?

5. how am I a "well known bigot" and known by who?

7. who is the "you and your bitter and hateful blodas" that you are referring to?

8. who are the "you lot are obsessed about Lagos and the Yoruba tribe"?

9. who is the "your" that have "hate for us"?[/quote grin I must have struck a nerve, you have time to answer your dumb questions grin

You can keep asking, and I will keep ignoring you, awon hateful and bitter people that can’t do without the people they love to hate grin

We would have thought with your hate for the great Yoruba tribe, you would stop migrating to their region but shame won’t allow you lots have sense grin

This will be my last response to your dumb questions grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 10:59am On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
this comment of yours is more reflective of your inferiority complex. the urge to want to show superiority of South West is reflective of insecurity and inferiority complex.
blablabla
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 11:02am On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
Dude i have no idea whom you are referring to, but you are really insecure with yourself that is why you keep trying to churn out stats to show superiority, because in the past the stats have always put you guys in the negative and it pains you so much.
grin Mugu, show us the ones that have placed you above your masters grin and stop crying

Mr secure grin you dragged your dumb self to my mentions to wail, abeg get the F out of my mentions, I don’t have time for low inferior ipob retards grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by lexy2014: 11:05am On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
You can keep asking, and I will keep ignoring you, awon hateful and bitter people that can’t do without the people they love to hate grin

We would have thought with your hate for the great Yoruba tribe, you would stop migrating to their region but shame won’t allow you lots have sense I must have struck a nerve, you have time to answer your dumb questions
This will be my last response to your dumb questions
why should it be your last response?

are you saying that you are going to betray the confidence I have in you that you can answer simple questions?

since you are not playing the ostrich, then I am very confident you wont have any challenges answering my questions as enumerated.

1. How does your comment answer my questions ...
Why did you highlight SW and SE? Why d comparison? Are they d only regions in Nigeria?

2. Who is the "you" you are referring to?

3. What is "the other way around" you are referring to?

4. Why would I "have been jumping all over the place" because of "the other way round"?

5. how am I a "well known bigot" and known by who?

7. who is the "you and your bitter and hateful blodas" that you are referring to?

8. who are the "you lot are obsessed about Lagos and the Yoruba tribe"?

9. who is the "your" that have "hate for us"?

10. who are the "awon hateful and bitter people that can’t do without the people they love to hate"?

11. which region will you stop migrating to?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 11:05am On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
it is clear that you guys in the SW have inferiority complex that is why you always want to compete and show superiority to SE
😂😂😂 nwokem you must be sick in the head, there is nothing to compete here because you are not even close grin

The trend of migration is from east to west, so that should tell you, you are the inferior being, you are the one still crying marginalisation grin

In every indices of development, your poto poto region is still playing catch up grin we can see from the stats because numbers don’t lie grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by IfnobeGod20(m): 11:16am On Sep 18, 2024
Goodvibes007:
Source:
#Statisense
(WASHNORM)
Why highlighting two regions? This game of throne that you people started between SW and SE makes no sense at all. Just creating unnecessary bad blood among two regions.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Kingson28: 12:19pm On Sep 18, 2024
[quote author=Gandollar post=132048397]The zones with the highest number of sick people are leading.


[The sick people come from all the zones in Nigeria, especially from the South East.
So, the South West needs more functional health facilities.]
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by INDOMIE9090(f): 12:24pm On Sep 18, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
95% of the number of those functional health facilities in the SW are situated in Lagos. If you remove Lagos. The SW would be the worse zone in Nigeria.
this is the breakdown from statisense,we know y’all are pained with the statistics,you can jump into river if you are not contented with the list
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by INDOMIE9090(f): 12:26pm On Sep 18, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
95% of the number of those functional health facilities in the SW are situated in Lagos. If you remove Lagos. The SW would be the worse zone in Nigeria.
this is the breakdown from statisense,we know y’all are pained with the list,if they had included baby factories to the list,you might be ahead of all region .
Majority of best hospitals are located in Lagos and Ibadan
UCH Ibadan is still the best in the country

Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Kingson28: 12:27pm On Sep 18, 2024
[quote author=InyinyaAgbaOku post=132049599]Yet the SE leads in positive statistics concerning healthcare : immunization, access to contraception, the least maternal mortality, nutrition, access to healthcare, least in under -5 mortality, number of children birthed in proper hospitals, etc

I have evidences to these stats from NBS and UNICEF millennium development goals.

I guess the disparity between the number of facilities and healthcare ratings in other regions has to do with land density. For each square mile, SE has more facilities than every other zone. Plus, the SE leads in female education in the country, so more education, more access to the health facilities.


[Trust them to turn it to rivalry and competition with a region that has a landmass about 10 times their own.
Boasting of a region they’re always running away from to settle in the regions of those they hate and despise.
Very funny people.]
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by tctrills: 1:10pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin you are the only one seeing that grin the stats clearly shows you are below the ladder grin

But we understand the pain and shame because this is not a thread for you chest beating gorillas to come and masturbate on grin

Even with the fact that you economic migrant, migrate in your numbers to Sw and over stretch our facilities and infrastructures grin believe what you want nwokem grin
Funny child.
The SE has by far the least crowded health facilities. Compared to their population, they have more health facilities per people but you can't understand because you no gree go school.
The SE has every reason to beat their chest like gorillas. They have the best stats in all meaningful sectors.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
45 million people sharing less than 7000 hospitals is not the best. grin grin grin grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Chetas81(m): 2:16pm On Sep 18, 2024
THE LEADERS OF THIS CRAZY CITIZENS WILL LEAVE THEM BEHIND, AND ENTER FRANCE AND UNITED KINGDOM FOR MEDICAL CHECK UP, CONTINUED TO POST RUBBISH FROM YOUR HEART
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 2:31pm On Sep 18, 2024
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tctrills:
Funny child.
The SE has by far the least crowded health facilities. Compared to their population, they have more health facilities per people but you can't understand because you no gree go school.
The SE has every reason to beat their chest like gorillas. They have the best stats in all meaningful sectors.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
45 million people sharing less than 7000 hospitals is not the best. grin grin grin grin
grin Mugu, so why does the stats say otherwise grin

You not even the second but the last on the list but you still want to prove a stupid point grin you must really be delusional grin

No wonder you have baby factory scattered in every corner of your cursed region, maybe you also a product grin that’s why you can turn logic on its head grin keep living in denial.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Afamed: 2:41pm On Sep 18, 2024
Medical facilities went on 13 months strike when Pita Obi was a Gov in Anambra
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by HBB1(m): 3:02pm On Sep 18, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
95% of the number of those functional health facilities in the SW are situated in Lagos. If you remove Lagos. The SW would be the worse zone in Nigeria.
...you also forgot to say it is the Igbos that built all those Hospitals in Lagos.

Be like say your ant brain dey pain you!
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Love800(m): 3:13pm On Sep 18, 2024
Whats the difference between maternity home and hospital?
nolamicautos:
A functional health facility means it operates efficiently, though it might not be able to serve everyone at a given time. Both of my kids were delivered in maternity homes, not hospitals, and the delivery process was quick. I chose a maternity home because I knew they would receive proper attention and personalized care, largely due to the lower number of patients they handle.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 3:40pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
😂😂😂 nwokem you must be sick in the head, there is nothing to compete here because you are not even close grin

The trend of migration is from east to west, so that should tell you, you are the inferior being, you are the one still crying marginalisation grin

In every indices of development, your poto poto region is still playing catch up grin we can see from the stats because numbers don’t lie grin
Oga you are really a mental case here. Apart from Lagos other SW states have GDP lower than Anambra as a state and they have a lower Per Capita income than Anambra state. Again on the fact of migration from east to west. bring the numbers and statistics that show the migration for the last 20years let us talk about the trend.

Numbers do not lie bro. Stop being stupid ehnnn
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 3:49pm On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
Oga you are really a mental case here. Apart from Lagos other SW states have GDP lower than Anambra as a state and they have a lower Per Capita income than Anambra state. Again on the fact of migration from east to west. bring the numbers and statistics that show the migration for the last 20years let us talk about the trend.

Numbers do not lie bro. Stop being stupid ehnnn
ahaha 😂😂 delusional clown, show us the start from NBS and not your ipob bureau of statistics grin

Anambala that is on the same level with Ondo and not even oyo or Ogun state😂😂😂

Your 5plot of poto poto land is not even has developed has Ibadan, and here you are disgracing your ancestors😂😂

You keep asking your dumb questions about statistics of migration from east to west when the fact are staring at your face daily with the mass numbers of refugees from Alaibo on a daily to Lagos and Sw😂😂

You really must be delusional, keep waiting for statistics,now that ipob have even made your region insecure, you can’t even go home to bury your dead anymore😂😂😂 keep living in denial.

Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Nigerfine3: 4:10pm On Sep 18, 2024
If this is true, Shame on all south south leaders, they are actually the least
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 4:22pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
ahaha 😂😂 delusional clown, show us the start from NBS and not your ipob bureau of statistics grin

Anambala that is on the same level with Ondo and not even oyo or Ogun state😂😂😂

Your 5plot of poto poto land is not even has developed has Ibadan, and here you are disgracing your ancestors😂😂

You keep asking your dumb questions about statistics of migration from east to west when the fact are staring at your face daily with the mass numbers of refugees from Alaibo on a daily to Lagos and Sw😂😂

You really must be delusional, keep waiting for statistics,now that ipob have even made your region insecure, you can’t even go home to bury your dead anymore😂😂😂 keep living in denial.
Oga bring statistics naaa and disprove what i have said. You are using the words of an uncouth individual who is just like a common tout as fact. Oga bring statistics that is all i ask. Stop being a foolish person, just bring the numbers and don't disgrace yourself and your lineage.

see the statistics here.

https://www.legit.ng/nigeria/1590877-lagos-rivers-lead-full-list-top-nigerian-states-largest-gdp-emerges/#:~:text=Lagos%20state%2C%20under%20Governor%20Babajide%20Sanwo-Olu%27s%20leadership%2C%20emerges,of%20states%20with%20the%20biggest%20economies%20in%20Nigeria.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 4:24pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
ahaha 😂😂 delusional clown, show us the start from NBS and not your ipob bureau of statistics grin

Anambala that is on the same level with Ondo and not even oyo or Ogun state😂😂😂

Your 5plot of poto poto land is not even has developed has Ibadan, and here you are disgracing your ancestors😂😂

You keep asking your dumb questions about statistics of migration from east to west when the fact are staring at your face daily with the mass numbers of refugees from Alaibo on a daily to Lagos and Sw😂😂

You really must be delusional, keep waiting for statistics,now that ipob have even made your region insecure, you can’t even go home to bury your dead anymore😂😂😂 keep living in denial.
Anambra alone has a GDP better than Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ondo and Ekiti states. so you see you are the real wasteland here.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by nolamicautos: 4:29pm On Sep 18, 2024
Love800:
Whats the difference between maternity home and hospital?
Equipments
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 4:29pm On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
Anambra alone has a GDP better than Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ondo and Ekiti states. so you see you are the real wasteland here.
grin shut up and show us stats from NBS and not mouth action grin

You are just a nonentity and I can’t take your word for it….this is not your ipob WhatsApp group where that can fly grin Ogun state alone with the highest numbers of industry more than your entire 5 plot of land has a higher gdp grin

Your land is barren and not economically viable that’s why Okoro must migrate to more prosperous Sw yorubaland grin you can continue living in denial if it helps you sleep good at night grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 4:29pm On Sep 18, 2024
wahalawahala:
but last time I checked, your billionaire not impoverished people line up at outdated health centre gates for meager sum of #500 after delivery gift from state government 😹😹 clowns🤡
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/497108-abia-govt-gives-n500-to-women-who-deliver-in-primary-healthcare-centres-ikpeazu.html
So? How does the article mean people were lining up for anything?
The ex- governor said he will do that and he didn't , did anyone collapse cos of it?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 4:31pm On Sep 18, 2024
Alliswell248:
Lead from the back
SE, the least secure region in the country.
Only those who are super rich and those with no option stays there

All others don Japa to SW

Most of you guys are in the SW

Na lie ?
I understand why the SE leads in educational indices too.
Cos this comment reeks of an unexposed human - both physical and academic.
The SE has the highest population density in Nigeria.
Go and check the same statisense on Twitter and see my proofs.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 4:34pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin shut up and show us stats from NBS and not mouth action grin

You are just a nonentity and I can’t take your word for it….this is not your ipob WhatsApp group where that can fly grin Ogun state alone with the highest numbers of industry more than your entire 5 plot of land has a higher gdp grin

Your land is barren and not economically viable that’s why Okoro must migrate to more prosperous Sw yorubaland grin you can continue living in denial if it helps you sleep good at night grin
Check my comments and see the stats naaaa. why are being foolish?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 4:39pm On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
Check my comments and see the stats naaaa. why are being foolish?
grin you are the foolish one here, NBS is the statutory authority that gives informed stats and not a Radom news outlets and even the list you showed only listed Anambala in top 10 on the whole sad yeast region while we have 3 Yoruba states grin on the top 10, that should tell a sane mind something.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 4:39pm On Sep 18, 2024
InyinyaAgbaOku:
So? How does the article mean people were lining up for anything?
The ex- governor said he will do that and he didn't , did anyone collapse cos of it?
you don't have to be ashamed 😹
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