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Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by bingbagbo(op): 12:20pm On Oct 03, 2024
WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA

Invited: 500

Present at the church: 65

Present at the reception: 1348

Pledges - 400,000 Ghc

Paid pledges- 1,200

Gifts: 15

Envelopes: 300

Content in Envelopes: 7000 Ghc

Missing items:
43 phones

324 spoons

1 cake knife

One photographer's camera missing.

Girlfriend gone with another guest.

Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.

Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend

Remaining gifts missing

4 people fighting outside

50 chairs broken

5 tables broken

3 decoration curtains missing.

Groom's
mother slaps bride.

grin grin grin

Dedicated to all my old gees:

Bunmioguns, larride, booque, donkollione,homar etc
Re: Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by larride(m): 12:10am On Oct 04, 2024
bingbagbo:
WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA

Invited: 500

Present at the church: 65

Present at the reception: 1348

Pledges - 400,000 Ghc

Paid pledges- 1,200

Gifts: 15

Envelopes: 300

Content in Envelopes: 7000 Ghc

Missing items:
43 phones

324 spoons

1 cake knife

One photographer's camera missing.

Girlfriend gone with another guest.

Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.

Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend

Remaining gifts missing

4 people fighting outside

50 chairs broken

5 tables broken

3 decoration curtains missing.

Groom's
mother slaps bride.

grin grin grin

Dedicated to all my old gees:

Bunmioguns, larride, booque, donkollione,homar etc
You still dey smoke that loud abi? Na Ghc them dey spend for Nigeria abi?

Happy new year bro. It has been age.
Re: Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by bingbagbo(op): 9:41am On Oct 04, 2024
larride:
You still dey smoke that loud abi? Na Ghc them dey spend for Nigeria abi?

Happy new year bro. It has been age.
Loooong time bro

Happy New year in October??

Ah
Re: Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by larride(m): 12:32pm On Oct 04, 2024
bingbagbo:
Loooong time bro

Happy New year in October??

Ah
Werey. I never hear from you since now.
Re: Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by Uzoma355(m): 5:47pm On Oct 04, 2024
Honestly,

These countries which you mentioned of which I happen to have lived in both of them have this limits because of taxes, logistics and very few real friends/ friends .

We do take many things for granted in Nigeria, but the way we celebrate is mind blowing to these people and to some extent might make them envious.

Yes! We Africans have something, which is genuine love for our countrymen and family members despite the fact that in some families you see some bickering here and there.
Nigerians can't see injustice or oppression taking place without intervening, I can't say the same for citizens from these countries. They'll jump and pass.

Finally it's better to have a big party or celebration where everyone comes and eat as living in unison is better than eating and dieing alone.

Believe me I know what I'm talking about.
Re: Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by bunmioguns(m): 11:37am On Oct 05, 2024
bingbagbo:
WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA

Invited: 500

Present at the church: 65

Present at the reception: 1348

Pledges - 400,000 Ghc

Paid pledges- 1,200

Gifts: 15

Envelopes: 300

Content in Envelopes: 7000 Ghc

Missing items:
43 phones

324 spoons

1 cake knife

One photographer's camera missing.

Girlfriend gone with another guest.

Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.

Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend

Remaining gifts missing

4 people fighting outside

50 chairs broken

5 tables broken

3 decoration curtains missing.

Groom's
mother slaps bride.

grin grin grin

Dedicated to all my old gees:

Bunmioguns, larride, booque, donkollione,homar etc
Releases hot fart in bingbagbo mouth
Re: Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by bingbagbo(op): 10:45am On Oct 17, 2024
bunmioguns:
Releases hot fart in bingbagbo mouth
grin

At your age grin
Re: Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by bingbagbo(op): 10:45am On Oct 17, 2024
larride:
Werey. I never hear from you since now.
How far, bro?
Re: Difference Between Weddings In Nigeria And Other Countries by ngara: 5:42pm On Oct 29, 2024
bingbagbo:
WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
pictures of DRC comedians
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA

Invited: 500

Present at the church: 65

Present at the reception: 1348

Pledges - 400,000 Ghc

Paid pledges- 1,200

Gifts: 15

Envelopes: 300

Content in Envelopes: 7000 Ghc

Missing items:
43 phones

324 spoons

1 cake knife

One photographer's camera missing.

Girlfriend gone with another guest.

Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.

Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend

Remaining gifts missing

4 people fighting outside

50 chairs broken

5 tables broken

3 decoration curtains missing.

Groom's
mother slaps bride.

grin grin grin

Dedicated to all my old gees:

Bunmioguns, larride, booque, donkollione,homar etc
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