Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have
some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are
swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi
sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and
Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking
their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles
all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home
to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call
the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! , !, hold on one minute."
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for
you?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down
there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What
was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having
down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee, hold on, Lord". This
time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm
sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and
now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my
guys!!"

Always representing!

hahahahahahhaqhahahhahahahahahahahaha ! Nigerian are really representing ! imagine bribery in hell fire, even devil got trepidated.
my people are just too much.
gbam

ohmigosh
u got me rolling with laughter. t'was so funny.imaigne them trying to put a.c inside hell. that'd b kinds cool

U r sth else! Dis is cool