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Hmmmm

Gentlelife50:
Nigerians will argue this, some even put the AC on low thinking the fuel won't go fast.

Glithronix:
Picked one woman and her daughter in the morning who were obviously going to church. Though I have a playlist of gospel songs, but I played this song below first and the woman was like, "Jesus! What's this?" 😁
I just quickly switched to the normal Christian songs before they run out of my car.
It's a hymn song that the theme is like when these illuminati cabals are performing rituals.
Omoh, the song dey gimme ginger.

Much respect, bosses.

So, nah this pirates of caribbean song make her shout Jesus, I love the song too and there's nothing illuminati cabal about it.

Omoapena:
So, nah this pirates of caribbean song make her shout Jesus, I love the song too and there's nothing illuminati cabal about it.

The theme. The melody.
Anyone hearing it for the 1st time would perceive it to be a sàtànic song. And e come be a woman.

Much respect, boss.

pope191:
Nah gospel music we deh use boost rating.

XGhost:
If only English was the SI unit for intelligence

LMAO

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Guys
I think I have been scammed
I took someone on a ride of 15k. Agreed the bf will do the transfer when she gets there, bf also assured.

We arriv3d at destination, waited abit bf said someone wants to reimburse him, he's waiting that he would credit me soon. I don't want to harras the lady because she spoke calmly and I couldn't wait any longer, she also assured that I have her number that I can reach out to her if otherwise. Dude kept calling and assuming me that he will make the transfer as soon as he gets credited.

I was running late for a programme, I had to take his words. Since 12:30pm that I completed the trip till now, I have not been credited. He picked my calls till he stopped picking anymore, the lady didn't even pick at all.

I'm giving them till tomorrow evening, I have gotten their names through their opay accts. Na their pictures remain, I will be petty again this time around.

It was an offline trip.
My personality makes me trust people easily.
I know the guys house at surulere which is the pick up point. I'm not even motivated to go there.

Before I conclude that Nigerians are not good people. I will wait till tomorrow to see if I will get credited.

XGhost:
If only English was the SI unit for intelligence

Bro just a friendly reminder. Your IQ is outdated and it need to be formated vehemently without great feelings. It's obvious you lack parental care and brotherly love. If not you will not reply which such comment. Because I know you are trying to cut through corners just to reply me indirectly out of distressed and dismay ... Be bold enough to tagged me next time...

northbird:
You know your stuff.Abuja price is very poor. Shey na free road we wan chop. Hardex price in Abj can't be lower than Hardex price in Lagos ditto for plugs, coils, tyres and other accessories .

I don't know what is wrong with bella, uche is far better than these bella. When uche was still in charge, the difference in fare in other states was not much. Another thing is bolt charges 20 percent in other states unlike Lagos were the charge 25 percent.

WareLogMan:
Guys
I think I have been scammed
I took someone on a ride of 15k. Agreed the bf will do the transfer when she gets there, bf also assured.

We arriv3d at destination, waited abit bf said someone wants to reimburse him, he's waiting that he would credit me soon. I don't want to harras the lady because she spoke calmly and I couldn't wait any longer, she also assured that I have her number that I can reach out to her if otherwise. Dude kept calling and assuming me that he will make the transfer as soon as he gets credited.

I was running late for a programme, I had to take his words. Since 12:30pm that I completed the trip till now, I have not been credited. He picked my calls till he stopped picking anymore, the lady didn't even pick at all.

I'm giving them till tomorrow evening, I have gotten their names through their opay accts. Na their pictures remain, I will be petty again this time around.

It was an offline trip.
My personality makes me trust people easily.
I know the guys house at surulere which is the pick up point. I'm not even motivated to go there.

Before I conclude that Nigerians are not good people. I will wait till tomorrow to see if I will get credited.

Bro i hate to break it to you, but dey don job you. You could have waited until you received your money 15k no be small money oo. Unfortunately you can't report the ride since it was done offline

The old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned

Jacksonfire:
Why do you think passengers in Edo state can't afford 6000 naira for 20mins ride Bolt ride shouldn't be for every body. Those that can afford the price will surely patronize bolt. Imagine Buying fuel for 1250 naira per ltr.. then accepting 20mins ride for 3200 minus bolt commission. How do you expect drivers in Benin to gain from this??

Epa, you should seriously think about leaving Edo State and coming to Lagos. It seems like staying there is taking a toll on your mental and emotional well-being.

As an Edo native who spent several years in Benin, I understand the situation firsthand. E-hailing in Edo will be difficult because the average person isn't financially stable. Many young locals are involved in fraud and already have their own vehicles, while students may struggle to afford a 6,000 naira trip. Older individuals are typically engaged in trading, farming, or running beer parlors, and many are not familiar with smartphones, let alone ordering rides through e-hailing apps. They often prefer private cabs for convenience.

What is the average income or salary of a working-class person in Edo compared to Lagos? And how does the population size of Edo compare to Lagos?

This thread is specifically for Lagos drivers, and for good reason—Lagos is a highly lucrative market for e-hailing services. You can't expect the same results in Edo.

Jacksonfire:
Bro just a friendly reminder. Your IQ is outdated and it need to be formated vehemently without great feelings. It's obvious you lack parental care and brotherly love. If not you will not reply which such comment. Because I know you are trying to cut through corners just to reply me indirectly out of distressed and dismay ... Be bold enough to tagged me next time...

You just dey join big English words that have no context together to sound grandiloquent. What does formatted vehemently without great feelings mean? It does not mean shit bro. Been observing all the jargons you are throwing around the place. You can pass your message in simple English that anyone can understand. Not trying to sound well read by using big words that have no meaning together to pass a simple message.

Jacksonfire:
Bro just a friendly reminder. Your IQ is outdated and it need to be formated vehemently without great feelings. It's obvious you lack parental care and brotherly love. If not you will not reply which such comment. Because I know you are trying to cut through corners just to reply me indirectly out of distressed and dismay ... Be bold enough to tagged me next time...

Nawa ooo

Broo....chillll....

vivalavida:
You just dey join big English words that have no context together to sound grandiloquent. What does formatted vehemently without great feelings mean? It does not mean shit bro. Been observing all the jargons you are throwing around the place. You can pass your message in simple English that anyone can understand. Not trying to sound well read by using big words that have no meaning together to pass a simple message.

Wahala no too much? 🤣

Doris4ever:
Wahala no too much? 🤣

Gbas gbos everywhere.

@jacksonfire, If you ever consider coming to Lagos to hustle, I will be willing to accommodate you pending when you will get your own space...

This, I can do to assist a brother.

Omoapena:
Gbas gbos everywhere.

That guy should take a chill pill. He's getting himself worked up.

Just leave Edo and come and hustle in Lagos. There's nothing anyone here can do to increase the fares in Edo.

Even Lagos fares never increase well compared to fuel price

Mr jack ,calm down. This thing dey pain you ,I think I understand where you are coming from now . Calm down bro

XGhost:
The old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned

There is no greater satisfaction than knowing that someone gets the message the loudest when u didn't even quote him.
Ignoring Epa is even more painful than delineating his lineage.

Omoapena:
@jacksonfire, If you ever consider coming to Lagos to hustle, I will be willing to accommodate you pending when you will get your own space...

This, I can do to assist a brother.

This thing sweet to talk oo hmmnnn
For how long would you accommodate him.

Knowing the terrain and short cuts and identifying places within Lagos without using the map might take him nothing less than 4mnths with frequent trips. He must almost fall victim of Lastma and VIO being a new bie.

ksmart027:
Bro i hate to break it to you, but dey don job you. You could have waited until you received your money 15k no be small money oo. Unfortunately you can't report the ride since it was done offline

Make I see as tomorrow go be
I like to give people benefit of doubt, like anything could have happened. Money he was expecting could be delayed. Responding to his call would have calmed me a bit. I wasn't violent throughout the phone conversation.

I no want make hin shock me sha

Jacksonfire:
If not you will not reply which such comment. Because I know you are trying to cut through corners conner just to reply me indirectly out of distressed and dismay ... Be bold enough to tagged me next time...

Everybody likes "cutting through" me to get at each other now even troll don dey talk about 'being bold enough to tag' . . . ontop my head!

Or have i become unofficial gbas-gbos pipeline switch operator here? 🤔

Jacksonfire:
Bro just a friendly reminder. Your IQ is outdated and it need to be formated vehemently without great feelings. It's obvious you lack parental care and brotherly love. If not you will not reply which such comment. Because I know you are trying to cut through corners just to reply me indirectly out of distressed and dismay ... Be bold enough to tagged me next time...

Formatted vehemently without great feelings doesn't mean sh*t bro

Even with your tacky use of big grammar, you still don't know when to use present, past and future tense

Looks like you sat down with a torn dictionary while trying to compose this jargon

It makes English language distasteful

Tueh

vivalavida:
You just dey join big English words that have no context together to sound grandiloquent. What does formatted vehemently without great feelings mean? It does not mean shit bro. Been observing all the jargons you are throwing around the place. You can pass your message in simple English that anyone can understand. Not trying to sound well read by using big words that have no meaning together to pass a simple message.

You Blocked headed one eyed gaylord apprentice. U nor see say now only u one nor fit decipher my lexicons. Monkey.. try dey always oil ur brain with books to understand and think expeditiously.

Don't ever reply my post again if it's always difficult for you to comprehend simply English..

Wahala don happen like this… e com dey be like say nah HND be the minimum requirement to drive on Bolt.

dav1002:
Formatted vehemently without great feelings doesn't mean sh*t bro

Even with your tacky use of big grammar, you still don't know when to use present, past and future tense

Looks like you sat down with a torn dictionary while trying to compose this jargon

It makes English language distasteful

Tueh

Another blocked headed uneducated Gaylord companion... Trying to use my glory to stay relevant in this trend . Guy get lost. If u don't understand simply vocabularies... You need to go back to school and study hard . Your IQ is already 5/100.

Another intellectual disability patient.

2RightHands1Coc:
Mr jack ,calm down. This thing dey pain you ,I think I understand where you are coming from now . Calm down bro

Hmmm..

Omoapena:
@jacksonfire, If you ever consider coming to Lagos to hustle, I will be willing to accommodate you pending when you will get your own space...

This, I can do to assist a brother.

I am doing well in Benin bro.. thanks for the offer.. just speaking for my fellow Edo brothers who can't vent out

dieing silently , doing charity work for bolt because of poor bolt fares. Imagine going to work, then coming back without any profit or even getting back ur fuel money??

70 percents of bolt drivers here can't even maintain their cars. (Just Do some findings)

A lot of them sleep inside their cars overnight till the next morning just to meet target.

I am only asking if bolt fares can be increased at least.. even if it's 20-25mins drive for 5000 naira

Most of you think bolt agents doesn't visit this trend.. the last time I ask for (bolt airport) option under categories in benin . It was implemented within one month

Jacksonfire:
Another blocked headed uneducated Gaylord companion... Trying to use my glory to stay relevant in this trend . Guy get lost. If u don't understand simply vocabularies... You need to go back to school and study hard . Your IQ is already 5/100.

Another intellectual disability patient.

Glory of what exactly

Glory of wailing daily and complaining about the hustle?
Glory of constructing disjointed beer parlour sentences?

You and Felicity, same category 🙄
Reading una sentences dey give person headache

Be like na university of nekede you go

dav1002:
Glory of what exactly

Glory of wailing daily and complaining about the hustle?
Glory of constructing disjointed beer parlour sentences?

You and Felicity, same category 🙄
Reading una sentences dey give person headache

Be like na university of nekede you go

Why the insult on Nekede bro